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2013-01-05 12:07:42 PM
Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis
 
2013-01-05 12:20:07 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
i1079.photobucket.com
i1079.photobucket.com
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 12:26:24 PM
Camel toe thread?
 
2013-01-05 12:28:10 PM
I suspect that you'll really only see them on women who need them. The hotties won't buy into the fad. They will want to flaunt their hard bodies. Move along.

/There's plenty of bikinis down-thread (or will be soon).
 
2013-01-05 12:35:26 PM
Philoe: did you slip a dude in there? Whassup?
 
2013-01-05 12:48:07 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 12:59:04 PM
www.scavengeinc.com

Less likely to get me in trouble?


/I'm okay with this.
 
2013-01-05 01:04:23 PM

duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis



This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.
 
2013-01-05 01:05:00 PM
Sooo, just the bottoms then?
 
2013-01-05 01:06:14 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-05 01:06:24 PM

Feral_and_Preposterous: Philoe: did you slip a dude in there? Whassup?


She's probably "English hot" or something...
 
2013-01-05 01:06:36 PM
1988. This blew the back of my head off.

www.halloffamememorabilia.com
 
2013-01-05 01:07:26 PM
All the things of my youth have passed and I sit and flip my dentures at passers-by. Dammitsomuch.
 
2013-01-05 01:08:02 PM
teenagefilm.com
 
2013-01-05 01:11:00 PM

TheDirtyNacho: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.


We get it. Some people who will post in this thread are gay. I guess not all guys are attracted to this:
www.thestranger.com
 
2013-01-05 01:11:17 PM
I'm doing it wrong
 
2013-01-05 01:13:41 PM
I can live with this.

Had a car of five young girls, ALL in bikinis come through my drive through on New Years Eve - three of them were admirable, the other two I admired for their I-don't-care-what-anyone-thinks attitude.

Oh and I got a luvly NYE kiss from a MILF who was jogging by in her one piece (with shorts over the bottom) - she's a regular but it made my night.
 
2013-01-05 01:15:23 PM
Just had to do it!
a2mcdermottj.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-05 01:16:42 PM
It's funny how bikinis were once seen as revolutionary and now women are too fat to show off the revolution so they have to stick with hiding behind cloth. LOSE WEIGHT YOU FAT COONTS!
 
2013-01-05 01:16:47 PM

Brick-House: [teenagefilm.com image 640x477]


oh that bare ass is a banning.

/or not
//that slut
 
2013-01-05 01:17:35 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: TheDirtyNacho: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.

We get it. Some people who will post in this thread are gay. I guess not all guys are attracted to this:
[www.thestranger.com image 280x437]


I would hit that, especially if she was funny
 
2013-01-05 01:17:38 PM
I blame FAT people.
 
2013-01-05 01:20:35 PM
I blame school shootings.
 
2013-01-05 01:21:05 PM

Reverend Monkeypants:
I would hit that, especially if she was funny


You just might have a chance.
You'll need a shovel, though.
 
2013-01-05 01:21:29 PM
wonderfulfashions.com
wonderfulfashions.com
wonderfulfashions.com
where swim fashion is heading
//Hot
 
2013-01-05 01:22:59 PM
Beyonce wore a Norma Kamali one-piece swimsuit last summer

Why is she wearing a 1 piece? It's not like she gave birth or anything.
 
2013-01-05 01:23:25 PM

wambu: Camel toe thread?


Tampon string.
 
2013-01-05 01:25:27 PM

TheDirtyNacho: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.


Lights out.
 
2013-01-05 01:25:39 PM

Amos Quito: I blame FAT people.


fisker: I blame school shootings.


I blame us not shooting only the fat kids.
 
2013-01-05 01:28:42 PM

Lanadapter: [static.minitokyo.net image 100x100]

Am I doing it right


laf
 
2013-01-05 01:31:45 PM
web-images.chacha.com
 
2013-01-05 01:32:31 PM
Nude swimwear or bust.
 
2013-01-05 01:33:59 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: TheDirtyNacho: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.

We get it. Some people who will post in this thread are gay. I guess not all guys are attracted to this:


I'm just imagining the bird's nest that is hiding under that suit.
 
2013-01-05 01:34:59 PM

cig-mkr: Just had to do it!
[a2mcdermottj.files.wordpress.com image 280x390]


No. No you didn't
 
2013-01-05 01:35:54 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 01:38:10 PM

Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]


Same here. That cover caused a kitten holocaust.
_______________________________________________

Going classic

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 01:40:20 PM

Bukharin: Nude swimwear or

AND bust.

/Better
 
2013-01-05 01:40:48 PM
Swimsuits are the dumbest garments ever.

Here, let me change into something that's going to get wet and be all uncomfortable when I get out, that's still wet when I get out of the water, then have to change out of and dry off again before getting dressed.

Just swim naked. Nobody looks any worse naked than they do in a swimsuit - ugly's ugly and fat's fat.
 
2013-01-05 01:42:17 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: TheDirtyNacho: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.

We get it. Some people who will post in this thread are gay. I guess not all guys are attracted to this:
[www.thestranger.com image 280x437]


That is an attractive woman.

Primitive Screwhead: Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]

Same here. That cover caused a kitten holocaust.
_______________________________________________

Going classic

[i36.photobucket.com image 660x828]


So is that one, and people forget how lovely she has always been. Also glad to see she chose to age naturally, but it's easy when you start off like that.
 
2013-01-05 01:42:39 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]

Same here. That cover caused a kitten holocaust.
_______________________________________________

Going classic

[i36.photobucket.com image 660x828]


hoooahhh now that's what i'm talking about!
 
2013-01-05 01:44:41 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

[www.halloffamememorabilia.com image 500x675]

Same here. That cover caused a kitten holocaust.
_______________________________________________

Going classic


Kitten Holocaust

Great band name
 
2013-01-05 01:46:32 PM

duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


Oblig.


www.miataturbo.net
 
2013-01-05 01:46:43 PM
So it's up to me to do this...

I will not sacrifice the bikini. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They make the women wear one pieces and we fall back. They cover entire breasts including cleavage and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.
 
2013-01-05 01:48:15 PM
theblacksphere.net
 
2013-01-05 01:51:08 PM
Some fit women like covering up because they just want to go swimming without being ogled by creeps, imagine that.
 
2013-01-05 01:52:00 PM
Because fat people abuse fashion...
 
2013-01-05 01:53:13 PM
No, no they won't.
 
2013-01-05 01:55:27 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: So it's up to me to do this...

I will not sacrifice the bikini. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They make the women wear one pieces and we fall back. They cover entire breasts including cleavage and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.


MEh...considering that this is a Yahoo article and is therefore probably just another inflammatory, fabricated piece of dreck designed only to cover ad hits on a slow news week, I don't really think we have anything to worry about.

Long live the micro!
 
2013-01-05 01:55:36 PM

duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


Pretty much. The human Bon Bons gross me out.
 
2013-01-05 01:56:34 PM
In other news, many women are still obsessed with optimizing their look to attract a mate. So, no.
 
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