FirstNationalBastard: I assume they need a Latino heartthrob and a nondescript blonde white guy to partner with him.
Maus III: offers unlimited opportunities for someone who is looking for a challenge."SOunds liike military en;loistment propagand; ie well gikcinthe sjut aout of iyour!
Brontes: FirstNationalBastard: I assume they need a Latino heartthrob and a nondescript blonde white guy to partner with him.That might be what they want, but they will end up with 250 lbs fat guys stuffed into their uniforms that are out of breath by the time they walk up to your car to ask for license and registration.
Popcorn Johnny: I applied to become a state trooper many years ago but lost out because minority applicants were being given bonus points on their tests. Affirmative action can suck my dick.
sjcpjh1: I'm willing to bet they will get a ton of lateral transfers from other departments who have layoff problems.....like San Jose for starters.
SirEattonHogg: Yeah, and they will put you out for a 5 year stint in Fresno or Imperial county. Yipeeee!
blatz514: Thanks for the Meme-ries:God bless you./if that's your God//I crack up every time at that pic
WhoopAssWayne: There are so many levels of redundant cops in this country it's ridiculous. If you cut government jobs by half across the board, no one would know the difference. Military, police, the bureaucracy, etc. Lots of easy cuts to make before cutting into anything actually useful to society (regulators, inspectors, R&D, etc.)
Britney Spear's Speculum: it's a "I'm the mayor, I tea-bagged the city into believing we don't need to pay cops firefighters a living wage with a decent pension" problem
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: In my experience, the CHP is the least corrupt of California's various and sundry law "enforcement" agencies. If you have a beef with the CHP, you probably farked up.
Britney Spear's Speculum: Britney Spear's Speculum: it's a "I'm the mayor, I tea-bagged the city into believing we don't need to pay cops firefighters a living wage with a decent pension" problem[citations][citations]
Thanks for the Meme-ries: blatz514: Thanks for the Meme-ries:God bless you./if that's your God//I crack up every time at that picSee that pic often, do ya?/not a homo//NTTAWWT
Nothing To See Here: One of my best pals is the Commander at the Academy and another is the Commissioner.Met them years ago when I was doing standup for Chips retirement parties.Support the 11-99 Foundation.That is all.
TomD9938: As a kid I loved the opening sequence to CHiPs. Now it seems sort of dated and ridiculous... although the song is still pretty cool (biatchin synth!).Remember that one episode where the tanker truck tipped over next to the downed live power-line and Ponch had to save the bus load of kids that were trapped between the two?That was awesome./ opening credits Link
fuhfuhfuh: I briefly thought about joining CHP years ago. Researched what it would take. They required at the time a rather extensive physical evaluation,
fuhfuhfuh: including a 3 minute mile.
BigChad: fuhfuhfuh: I briefly thought about joining CHP years ago. Researched what it would take. They required at the time a rather extensive physical evaluation, including a 3 minute mile. You have to be willing to be assigned anywhere in the state, which usually meant rookies get assigned to the backwaters (hello Owen's Valley). The pay would have been middling, and I would have enjoyed the honor of being in a job that has one of the higher risk rates than most city or county cops. The requirements for city or county seemed to be taking a test and not getting winded going up a flight of stairs.Needless to say, I just worked my ass off to get into IT instead. Made as much money starting there as I would have in CHP, with a much lower chance of getting killed in the line of duty and not have to move to the middle of nowhere for the job.You have to either be dedicated to law enforcement or REALLY want to power trip to take that job.You sure about that?
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