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(BBC)   More proof cats are better pets than dogs: a dog may guard your house, but a cat will help you break out of prison   ( divider line
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6194 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2013 at 3:46 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-05 12:06:17 PM  
3 votes:
Pussies can carry quite a bit of cargo.
2013-01-05 04:10:38 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: The cat was taken to a local animal centre. The jail holds some 263 prisoners.

Classic misdirection, note they don't tell you how many prisoners are in the animal shelter, where the real breakout will occur.
2013-01-05 03:56:49 PM  
2 votes:
I could be wrong, but I'm guessing Mrs. Slocombe would not approve.
2013-01-05 03:21:27 PM  
2 votes:
Taping the contraband to the cat was stupid.  They should have used a waistpack, then everyone would have thought the cat was just another tourist.
2013-01-05 07:44:00 PM  
1 vote:
obviously an inexperienced cat burglar.
2013-01-05 05:27:02 PM  
1 vote:
I could see my cats doing this. I have one cat who's harness-trained to pull a cord for Cat5e cable through dropped ceilings. They are trainable and can be persuaded to help in many useful tasks, especially in an IT environment. In fact, Babbage and Tesla, the office cats, recently detected and isolated an out-of-spec mouse in the cubicle farm, deactivated it and brought it to the attention (and shoes,) of our Perl expert, purring loudly. They've also handled several bugs since we brought them in, including a spectacularly annoying moth which Tesla ate half of before depositing the remains in my inbox.

Office cats, every workplace should have them.
2013-01-05 04:57:13 PM  
1 vote:

hsburns30: A cat will help you break out of jail only because it wants you to feed it.

Mine would break me out because the only comfortable place for him to sleep is on my neck. I don't know how he manages when I'm not here for him to strangle.
2013-01-05 04:00:54 PM  
1 vote:
Well this one would be helpful

2013-01-05 03:52:19 PM  
1 vote:
Has anyone submitted this to yet?
2013-01-05 12:28:22 PM  
1 vote:
"It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak."

The man has a mind like a steel trap
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