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(The Day)   There were some men from Mashantucket / With $800K in their bucket / The FBI came / To ruin their game / And say, "You're arrested, now suck it"   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, FBI, Sovereign Bank, United States bankruptcy court, asset forfeiture, stipends, New London Superior Court, Minnesota Department of Natural Resources, U.S. Attorney  
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5339 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2013 at 12:08 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-05 05:42:10 PM  
1 vote:
Ihazabucket would be a good name for a small fishing port in New England.
2013-01-05 03:22:49 PM  
1 vote:
There was a young man from Bay
who thought that the clap went away
now he has scabies
and brand-legged babies
and thinks he's the queen of the May.
2013-01-05 01:52:09 PM  
1 vote:

Rufus Lee King: A man from Provincetown, Mass,
Had testicles made out of brass.
He banged them together,
To play "Stormy Weather",
And lightning shot out of his ass.

/apologies to Shary Flenniken fans
//couldn't find the original drawings
///would have gotten me a ban, anyways

A habit both vile and unsavory
Kept the bishop of London in slavery
With lecherous howls
He deflowered owls
Which he kept in an underground aviary

/ I can keep going all night. Bring 'em on, Asimov. ;)
2013-01-05 12:47:13 PM  
1 vote:
There were some men from Mashantucket / With $800K in their bucket / The FBI came / To ruin their game And left a big stain

2013-01-05 12:22:10 PM  
1 vote:
Sorry, the mountain of Derp spewed by Farkers makes all others pale in comparison.
2013-01-05 12:14:02 PM  
1 vote:
One little, two little... ah, nevermind
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