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(The Day)   There were some men from Mashantucket / With $800K in their bucket / The FBI came / To ruin their game / And say, "You're arrested, now suck it"   (theday.com) divider line 19
    More: Dumbass, FBI, Sovereign Bank, United States bankruptcy court, asset forfeiture, stipends, New London Superior Court, Minnesota Department of Natural Resources, U.S. Attorney  
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2013-01-05 12:14:02 PM  
One little, two little... ah, nevermind
 
2013-01-05 12:14:11 PM  
They darker than we are.
 
2013-01-05 12:22:10 PM  
Sorry, the mountain of Derp spewed by Farkers makes all others pale in comparison.
 
2013-01-05 12:28:52 PM  
FTA: "Under forfeiture allegations contained in the indictments, Steven Thomas, if convicted, faces forfeiture of $739,744, while Michael Thomas, if convicted, must forfeit $102,393 and two personal computers."

And who gets to keep the "forfeited" money? The Feds?


Also: "stealing from an Indian tribal organization"  is one crime, while "stealing from an Indian tribal government receiving federal funds" is a separate crime?
 
2013-01-05 12:29:32 PM  
Those two look like they're from the Wannabe tribe.
 
2013-01-05 12:37:06 PM  

Amos Quito: FTA: "Under forfeiture allegations contained in the indictments, Steven Thomas, if convicted, faces forfeiture of $739,744, while Michael Thomas, if convicted, must forfeit $102,393 and two personal computers."

And who gets to keep the "forfeited" money? The Feds?


Also: "stealing from an Indian tribal organization"  is one crime, while "stealing from an Indian tribal government receiving federal funds" is a separate crime?


So if someone robs a person collecting social security...
 
2013-01-05 12:44:44 PM  
800k$? Ok, it may be time for me to see what I can qualify for with my barely measureable percentage of Indian heritage.

/Somehow, Suncloud Casino doesn't inspire visions of great wealth tho
 
2013-01-05 12:47:13 PM  
There were some men from Mashantucket / With $800K in their bucket / The FBI came / To ruin their game And left a big stain

ftfy
 
2013-01-05 12:50:48 PM  
As a longtime resident of the area none of this surprises me.
 
2013-01-05 12:55:33 PM  
Superb headline. I presume Maxx Large is subby?
 
2013-01-05 01:31:44 PM  
So it's ok for the Indians to steal from me when I go to Foxwoods and play their crooked card games, but not the other way around? I'm tellin' ya.....
 
2013-01-05 01:32:52 PM  
Ya know, It'd be nice if proscutors would stick to one crime, instead of piling up a whole of indictments to see which ones stick. And one act shouldn't cause three crimes, that asinine.

It only took one three-year term to get the feds attention? And the rubes still elected him again? Drop the case, the tribe deserves him.
 
2013-01-05 01:35:00 PM  
Oh...Quinault Beach Casino, FTW
 
2013-01-05 01:52:09 PM  

Rufus Lee King: A man from Provincetown, Mass,
Had testicles made out of brass.
He banged them together,
To play "Stormy Weather",
And lightning shot out of his ass.

/apologies to Shary Flenniken fans
//couldn't find the original drawings
///would have gotten me a ban, anyways


A habit both vile and unsavory
Kept the bishop of London in slavery
With lecherous howls
He deflowered owls
Which he kept in an underground aviary

/ I can keep going all night. Bring 'em on, Asimov. ;)
 
2013-01-05 03:13:45 PM  
There once was a man from Boston
who drove around in an Austin
with room for his ass and a gallon of gas
but his ball$ dragged out and he lost'em
 
2013-01-05 03:22:49 PM  
There was a young man from Bay
who thought that the clap went away
now he has scabies
and brand-legged babies
and thinks he's the queen of the May.
 
2013-01-05 05:42:10 PM  
Ihazabucket would be a good name for a small fishing port in New England.
 
2013-01-05 06:03:41 PM  
There once was a man from Ballpeen
who invented a whackoff machine
He stuck in his wang the machine went bang
and whipped his ball$ to cream
 
2013-01-05 09:03:58 PM  
There once was a thread on Fark
Where limericks were posted for a lark
And the more that I read
I now must concede
You Farkers have turned this to art!
 
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