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(Macomb Daily)   Boy's Christmas gift of $100 bill turns out to be counterfeit. Ol' Ben had the gout, I see   (macombdaily.com) divider line 9
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2013-01-05 12:31:47 PM
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2013-01-05 01:20:33 PM
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The teller waited until the transaction was complete to actually check the bill? The first thing I do when I'm handed anything over a 20 is hold it up to the light and get a glimpse of the watermark.

And they're not going to bother getting the name of the relative who gave that to him and questioning them?
2013-01-05 12:36:27 PM
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FTFA: An officer tested it with three different markers; all revealed it was a forgery. It was confiscated.

Um, those markers are... not reliable. All they do is test for the presence of starch. Real bills are actually a form of cloth and don't have any, but paper used in forgeries often does. But it is certainly possible to get a real bill that tests positive for starch- for instance if you washed the bil., or deliberately sprayed it with spray starch. (Like some people are rumored to do, just to shake things up.)

tl;dr::counterfeit detector pens don't really work, and cops shouldn't confiscate money based on them

/isn't the Secret Service called for counterfeits?
2013-01-05 12:32:12 PM
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Dead for Tax Reasons: The boy went to Mobil, 4140 Fort St., at about 10:30 p.m. Dec. 30 to get change for the bill. After the teller gave the boy change, he tested the bill with a marker, which resulted in a positive reading for counterfeit.

Gas stations have tellers?


Gas stations accept $100 bills? Bullshiat.
People give change for $100 bills BEFORE checking them? Bullshiat.
The kid is out getting change at 10:30 PM? Bullshiat.

Whole lot of Bullshiat going on in TFA.
2013-01-05 10:38:43 AM
2 votes:
I told you this was hard!
2013-01-05 03:00:17 PM
1 votes:

gweilo8888: A. Snatchfold: what's a boofer?

/totally serious

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=boofer+site%3Aurbandictionary.com


I probably should have rephrased the question, as there are quite a few definitions of boofer according to the UD, and since I can submit my own definition of a boofer as the mom of a dude that goes by the Fark handle 'gweilo8888' on the internet. I am wondering what Benjimin_Dover's idea of a boofer is.
2013-01-05 01:46:37 PM
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Amos Quito: The My Little Pony Killer: The teller waited until the transaction was complete to actually check the bill? The first thing I do when I'm handed anything over a 20 is hold it up to the light and get a glimpse of the watermark.

And they're not going to bother getting the name of the relative who gave that to him and questioning them?


He prolly has six siblings with a total of seven babbydaddys, and the "gift" was from "a cousin".

You do the math.


Well, that's totally not racist.
2013-01-05 01:29:37 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: The teller waited until the transaction was complete to actually check the bill? The first thing I do when I'm handed anything over a 20 is hold it up to the light and get a glimpse of the watermark.

And they're not going to bother getting the name of the relative who gave that to him and questioning them?



He prolly has six siblings with a total of seven babbydaddys, and the "gift" was from "a cousin".

You do the math.
2013-01-05 12:39:32 PM
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The pen test doesn't mean shait. So maybe the uncle used some spray starch and ironed a old folded bill so it would be crisp like a new bill. I doubt the cop looked for the watermark or strip and ended up confiscating the kids real $100 bill. Thank God that the uncle didn't give the kid a stack of $2 bills.

Also it looks like some farkers have posted in the comments already.
 
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