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		According to a new study, we all have multiple personality disorder (healthland.time.com)		57
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St_Francis_P		2013-01-05 09:19:01 AM

I'm of two minds about this.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-01-05 11:58:38 AM

I agree wholeheartedly.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-01-05 11:59:13 AM

THAT'S ALL BULLSHIAT, AND YOU KNOW IT

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-01-05 12:03:15 PM

_{Quite frankly, I don't know what to make of this.}

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-01-05 12:03:50 PM

I could go for a really big sandwich right about now.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-01-05 12:04:25 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-01-05 12:05:15 PM

This thread is silly. It's decidedly silly. I tire of these charades.

simplicimus		2013-01-05 12:15:54 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This thread is silly. It's decidedly silly. I tire of these charades.

I think so Brain, but if played charades over the internet, no one would see us.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-01-05 12:20:55 PM

simplicimus: I think so Brain, but if played charades over the internet, no one would see us.

*does the Brain glare*

wambu		2013-01-05 12:23:37 PM

some of my alts disagree

WI241TH		2013-01-05 12:30:28 PM

/subby

Three Crooked Squirrels		2013-01-05 12:41:04 PM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.

/Yes, I know. No need to correct me.

jodieleigh		2013-01-05 01:41:11 PM

Sybil and Eve say this is a big fat lie.

Claude Ballse		2013-01-05 01:42:03 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: simplicimus: I think so Brain, but if played charades over the internet, no one would see us.

*does the Brain glare*

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Mock26		2013-01-05 01:42:25 PM

I am fine so long as we all remember to take our meds.

Amos Quito		2013-01-05 01:44:36 PM

Fark you, Subby. You don't speak for me.

/and by me, I mean us

WelldeadLink		2013-01-05 01:47:45 PM

Speaking for myself, we agree.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2013-01-05 01:49:28 PM

Give us the precious!!!!

www.deathbymovies.com

simplicimus		2013-01-05 01:49:35 PM

I took a vote, and we disagree.

Jaws_Victim		2013-01-05 01:51:42 PM

Excellent. Now I can confound Matlock in dimly lit strip joints, so long as I dont cut my hand. Nevermind my obvious manchin and adams apple.

Wolfmanjames		2013-01-05 01:51:58 PM

And we are all together, goo-too g'joob!

UseUrHeadFred		2013-01-05 01:52:28 PM

Mustn't ask us, not its business.

slapmastered		2013-01-05 01:52:32 PM

19 posts in, and already full of more win than most threads 3 times this size. Well played, farkers.

/You're just jealous that the voices only talk to me...

blatz514		2013-01-05 01:54:36 PM

I'm a Mog. I'm my own best friend

dehehn		2013-01-05 01:54:44 PM

Do we really need 3 Fark threads based on this same study?

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo		2013-01-05 01:55:34 PM

Together, I can rule the world!!!

othmar		2013-01-05 01:55:45 PM

why would anybody think i have a multiple personality?

Maul555		2013-01-05 01:56:01 PM

No I don't

Yes I do

SHUT UP!

/did I say that aloud?

simplicimus		2013-01-05 01:56:58 PM

dehehn: Do we really need 3 Fark threads based on this same study?

Sure. One for each personality. May even need more threads for some of us.

UsikFark		2013-01-05 02:01:23 PM

Multiple personalities? No.

One personality that changes over time? Sure.

semiotix		2013-01-05 02:02:25 PM

As someone with zero personalities, I'm getting a kick out of this thread...

letrole		2013-01-05 02:03:54 PM

dehehn: Do we really need 3 Fark threads based on this same study?

Is that the royal "we", the forum "we", or the more than one dude rattling around inside your skull "we"?

cig-mkr		2013-01-05 02:05:10 PM

The other voice in my head said we seen this couple on YouPorn
timewellness.files.wordpress.com

glennizen		2013-01-05 02:07:09 PM

A very fun and enlightening - groundbreaking even - work that explicates the phenomenon in surprising ways is this book: Mindreal by Robert Ornstein.

Billy Bathsalt		2013-01-05 02:11:32 PM

We are not amused.

Ant		2013-01-05 02:11:39 PM

I don't

mat catastrophe		2013-01-05 02:12:12 PM

No, I'm not, are we?

Ant		2013-01-05 02:12:21 PM

I do

Valiente		2013-01-05 02:15:05 PM

Why does this Post-it note on the fridge smell of entrails?

Special ED209		2013-01-05 02:15:47 PM

Shut up!
No, you shut up!

//what's that? The wind...

Ant		2013-01-05 02:16:18 PM

My younger self was a jerk with poor planning skills who set me up for a lifetime in a career I don't really enjoy. Can I go kick his ass?

upndn		2013-01-05 02:16:32 PM

We say, much win here.

Not all of us agree.

Well, the majority of me says, much win.

rogue49		2013-01-05 02:17:31 PM

Just because some people are two-faced
or your mood changes...

Doesn't mean that you have multiple personalities.

This would like saying changing your mind often makes you schizo.

QuietMan		2013-01-05 02:23:13 PM

We are not bluffing! Some of us are bluffing. But most of us ARE NOT BLUFFING!!

Pie_Cz		2013-01-05 02:25:51 PM

slapmastered: 19 posts in, and already full of more win than most threads 3 times this size. Well played, farkers.

/You're just jealous that the voices only talk to me...

That's where they go when I sleep.

Paka Ono		2013-01-05 02:29:52 PM

The royal we!

SoupJohnB		2013-01-05 02:31:52 PM

Whenever I meet someone who asks, "Well, what do you do?" I reply, "Well, it all depends on the situation!"

/mwhah-hah-hah

anotar		2013-01-05 02:46:23 PM

So this means I can keep all 6 of my Fark accounts, right?

simplicimus		2013-01-05 02:48:53 PM

anotar: So this means I can keep all 6 of my Fark accounts, right?

Why bother? Among the usual suspects around here, they can go MPS with one account