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(NFL)   WILL the Cincinnati Bengals win their first playoff game in 22 years? WILL the Houston Texans follow their atrocious December with a January win? It's your NFL Playoff Game 1 thread, 4:30 p.m. EST on NBC   (nfl.com) divider line 84
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2013-01-05 04:06:28 PM
4 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-05 05:53:43 PM
3 votes:

GRCooper: mikaloyd: Tape a cheater to grandma's back

Belichick?


i.imgur.com
2013-01-05 05:49:58 PM
3 votes:

ariseatex: I don't think I've seen so many boner pill commercials during an NFL game.


How else is Houston gonna get Johnson going?
2013-01-05 05:21:05 PM
3 votes:
assets.sbnation.com

Licence to Fail
2013-01-05 04:28:24 PM
3 votes:

eddievercetti: Nefarious: http://playoffchallenge.fantasy.nfl.com/

Group: FarkPlayoffChallenge PW: Fark

30 to kickoff

infamouseddie. I say the Trollhawks own the day...tomorrow.


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-01-05 04:24:01 PM
3 votes:
ezrahub.com
2013-01-05 05:50:10 PM
2 votes:

mikaloyd: Tape a cheater to grandma's back


Belichick?
2013-01-05 05:47:06 PM
2 votes:
This game, despite being played indoors, has the score of a game greatly affected by weather.
2013-01-05 05:35:40 PM
2 votes:

ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.


'I kill that cockaroach.'
2013-01-05 05:27:36 PM
2 votes:

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?



People are known to empty their bladders in stressful situations so there's a good chance Coors Light will be on hand
2013-01-05 05:23:18 PM
2 votes:
1-media-cdn.foolz.us

MY BAD.
2013-01-05 05:18:29 PM
2 votes:

Neondistraction: zerkalo: I thought he hated to be called "Adam"

I heard a few weeks ago he doesn't want to be called pacman anymore.


He says he's grown up and now demands to be called QBert.
2013-01-05 05:15:02 PM
2 votes:

Captain Steroid: Texans FG is... good!

6-0 HOU


farm8.staticflickr.com
2013-01-05 04:59:18 PM
2 votes:
Hey all. I got an idea.

Since we're not getting NHL Playoffs (where this idea was first born), I propose that during commercials and halftime, we visit the webcam of the center of the universe for drunken unintentional comedy, and humiliating singing and dancing lulz.

THE CATS MEOW 24/7 KARAOKE BAR in New Orleans!!

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll mute during the game. CZECH IT OUT!
2013-01-05 04:15:28 PM
2 votes:

Bunny Deville: NFL Network says Ponder is in, but he has bursitis. Ouchies. That does not sound promising.


Minnesota QB, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
2013-01-05 08:01:25 PM
1 votes:
LEGS LILLY LEGS LILLY LEGS
2013-01-05 07:32:59 PM
1 votes:
Fark this crap. I'm going to my room. Be back for Game Deux.
2013-01-05 07:25:35 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: Linkster: you are a puppet: How can I be so bored by a playoff game with less than the 5 minutes left and the driving team down by one touchdown.

I'm drunk, You?

Sober as a...whatever the opposite of skunk is


knuks?
2013-01-05 07:21:56 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-05 07:20:32 PM
1 votes:

ariseatex: UNC_Samurai: Lost Thought 00: Who is Webb's backup?

[i.imgur.com image 813x314]

GIS says this is him too:

[media.scout.com image 220x260]


Nice, I love that chick! She was awesome in 'Stick It'
2013-01-05 07:20:08 PM
1 votes:
Oh boy, Doctor Jekyll and Mister Five O Clock Shadow.
2013-01-05 07:12:35 PM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: Who is Webb's backup?


radio.foxnews.com

Um.....
2013-01-05 07:11:59 PM
1 votes:

seventypercent: I may go to jail for this, but the blonde high school girls holding the HELLO sign in that commercial are hot.


If it makes you feel better, they were probably in their mid twenties
2013-01-05 06:56:45 PM
1 votes:

hulk hogan meat shoes: Tony Dungy looks like a cancer patient.


Wrong Colts coach...

\so sorry...
2013-01-05 06:53:57 PM
1 votes:

zerkalo: How did that small white child swallow such a large black man?


i36.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 06:52:36 PM
1 votes:

zerkalo: How did that small white child swallow such a large black man?


type that into google and find out.
2013-01-05 06:48:05 PM
1 votes:
I haven't seen a Texan take off like that since JFK's limo driver went to Parkland Hospital.
2013-01-05 06:44:53 PM
1 votes:

mjg: Any thoughts on the Vikings w/o Ponder tonight?


The Joe Webb Era?  Getcha popcorn ready!  lol
2013-01-05 06:43:27 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.usLooks like a week 3 game.
2013-01-05 06:30:28 PM
1 votes:
That loud rumbling you hear is the Vegas line moving for the late game.
2013-01-05 06:29:52 PM
1 votes:
Joe Webb should have been warming up his handoff motion, not his throwing arm.
2013-01-05 06:29:41 PM
1 votes:
Welp, the good news is that if you bet your house on the bengals you can at least get it back by doubling down on the Pack.

/if you bet the bengals you prob don't own house
2013-01-05 06:29:15 PM
1 votes:
Ponder out, Webb in.

Who has money on that game, and how do you feel?
2013-01-05 06:28:43 PM
1 votes:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WITH PONDER OUT, WHAT WILL THE VIKINGS DO. THEIR SEASON IS OVER
2013-01-05 06:18:37 PM
1 votes:
i63.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 06:16:19 PM
1 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 06:15:50 PM
1 votes:
Oh my god what a bonehead play. Lions should draft that guy.
2013-01-05 06:14:13 PM
1 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

M, she's major ugly.

O, she's fat and pugly.

Oh! My god, no the cow says mooooo.
2013-01-05 06:11:20 PM
1 votes:
Dalton had -6 passing yards?!

i1182.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 06:03:28 PM
1 votes:
NBC openly admitting that no one cares about the game currently on, replaces halftime analysis with puff piece on AP
2013-01-05 06:00:25 PM
1 votes:
HALFTIME IN HOUSTON!

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-05 05:58:32 PM
1 votes:

ariseatex: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: Imma tell Di you said that and she gonna get you.

It's easy, you replace that cutout with a Troy Aikman cutout. Hopefully, the Romo cutout doesn't get intercepted.

Now you're really gonna get it.

Also, snert.

I would give you a Chad Henne cutout but I think you would beat me to oblivion with it.

Imagine if you gave her a Tebow-in-a-Jaguar-jersey cutout.

/so sorry Bunny


25.media.tumblr.com

Why would you say such a thing?
2013-01-05 05:57:22 PM
1 votes:

Well, THAT was anticlimactic.

HALFTIME IN HOUSTON!

i1182.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 05:55:38 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: ariseatex: I don't think I've seen so many boner pill commercials during an NFL game.

BONERS, BONERS EVERYWHERE!


edge.ilpvideo.com
2013-01-05 05:53:54 PM
1 votes:
If a foreigner ever watched American TV, he would be really worried about the amount of limp, flaccid cocks in our country.
2013-01-05 05:53:20 PM
1 votes:
I haven't seen a Foster get manhandled like that since the pinball machine scene in "The Accused".
2013-01-05 05:53:12 PM
1 votes:

hulk hogan meat shoes: I want to take a Cialis or a Viagra or whatever else, get a four hour boner, and do nothing but watch football while sporting a rager that just won't subside.


Redzone channel has the same effect on me.
2013-01-05 05:51:03 PM
1 votes:

ClavellBCMI: zerkalo: $10 for a one-topping pizza?

Hell, Pizza Hut has better deals than that (and yes, I do like those greaseball pizzas of theirs).


Hut is like the McDonald's of Pizza. They took a classic dish and Amerifarked the shiat out of it.
2013-01-05 05:45:14 PM
1 votes:

The Bestest: Cialis: gives you boners AND helps your prostate!


So does anal sex.
2013-01-05 05:44:56 PM
1 votes:
I keep waiting for 60 Minutes to start.
2013-01-05 05:42:43 PM
1 votes:

hulk hogan meat shoes: And now, a minority cowboy doing leather work. Huh?


where da white women at??
2013-01-05 05:38:26 PM
1 votes:
Well, if anything, the Texans seem to have this whole field goal thing down.
2013-01-05 05:37:39 PM
1 votes:
Well, at least Chan Gailey can go back to starring in Nightmare on Elm St movies
2013-01-05 05:33:03 PM
1 votes:

ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.


Douchebago
2013-01-05 05:31:28 PM
1 votes:
2013-01-05 05:28:46 PM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?

I wouldn't risk my life drinking that panther piss.


You might have to risk your life to drink panther piss.

/if you want it fresh
2013-01-05 05:26:14 PM
1 votes:

yookaloco: Currently on CATS MEOW, identical 250 lbs twins in fleece rapping gin and juice, saying "roll tide" a bunch


Just ended. Seriously. Fat white identical twins from Alabama, in identical clothing, singing Gin and Juice. I can't make that up.
2013-01-05 05:26:14 PM
1 votes:

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


People in developing countries risk their lives for water every day.
2013-01-05 05:26:09 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: Quintessential_Cynic: My hatred of NBC is rising to Olympian levels.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 252x142]


I don't know what's worse: the idea that the show was actually greenlit in the first place, or the fact that the monkey makes more than I probably ever will.
2013-01-05 05:25:46 PM
1 votes:

noblehammer16: Aww I went to get a snack and missed the Schaubception.


Moral of the story. Never eat.
2013-01-05 05:24:35 PM
1 votes:
Nice interschaubtion!
2013-01-05 05:22:00 PM
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: No Daltonception. :-(


The afternoon is young, Dances-With-Ponies...
2013-01-05 05:17:06 PM
1 votes:

zerkalo: Who's going in Wendy, that's what I want to know


Peter Pan?
2013-01-05 05:13:04 PM
1 votes:
I wants me a genie.
2013-01-05 05:11:41 PM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: ariseatex: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

Cris Collinsworth would be an awesome bro to get high with. Clearly parties before he's on the air.

I miss the Dennis Miller experiment. I know I'm alone in that belief


I miss the giant article on ESPN.com Tuesday mornings explaining all his jokes.
2013-01-05 05:09:49 PM
1 votes:

4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.


Cris Collinsworth would be an awesome bro to get high with. Clearly parties before he's on the air.
2013-01-05 05:09:37 PM
1 votes:

MBTAhole: Schaub looks a little inbred to me. Like the Dolphin's coach.


i1020.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 05:05:53 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: [www.baconsports.com image 580x326]


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-05 04:58:08 PM
1 votes:
EVERY TIME THERE IS A PUNT

ALEX FLANAGAN MUST REMOVE AN ITEM OF CLOTHING

It is written.
2013-01-05 04:54:42 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us

When do the Eagles play?
2013-01-05 04:42:51 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-01-05 04:42:33 PM
1 votes:
Now THAT's playoff football.

run in circles, fall down.  Then get penalized.

/YEA
2013-01-05 04:38:58 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-05 04:30:17 PM
1 votes:
FOOTBALL
2013-01-05 04:24:00 PM
1 votes:
Romolicious never gets old.
2013-01-05 04:21:36 PM
1 votes:

Palmer Eldritch: Anyone have a good stream for the game? Atdhenet has nothing.


I use Flomax
2013-01-05 04:12:53 PM
1 votes:
Give me the Trollhawks and the Good Manning for superbowl please.

k thx.
2013-01-05 03:52:56 PM
1 votes:
Ive seen kids commit to Miami and Ohio State

What the hell are they thinking?
2013-01-05 03:49:15 PM
1 votes:
Lt. Cheese Weasel What's the weather in Lamebo for tonight? Might influence my fubol picks for playoff challenge.

Let's check... it says "outside". Given that the Minnesota QB is Christian Ponder, that's all you really need to know.
2013-01-05 03:45:37 PM
1 votes:

UNC_Samurai: Lt. Cheese Weasel: AliceBToklasLives: So what time are the Cowboys playing?

I think Tony had a 1 o'clock tee time at Los Colinas.

Did he take the water taxi or the monorail?


He was gonna fly in but the chopper got intercepted. doh.........
2013-01-05 03:44:07 PM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: AliceBToklasLives: So what time are the Cowboys playing?

I think Tony had a 1 o'clock tee time at Los Colinas.


Did he take the water taxi or the monorail?
2013-01-05 03:38:19 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: So what time are the Cowboys playing?


I think Tony had a 1 o'clock tee time at Los Colinas.
2013-01-05 01:54:49 PM
1 votes:
Ok Green Bay, time to do what you know you can do and out score the Vikings.

Bengals, you can win too, I just don't have any faith in the Texans anymore.

Now, if Green Bay wins, then my wife's Packers go to San Francisco and play my beloved Forty Niners.   It will be an interesting day in the nvmac household.
2013-01-05 12:34:38 PM
1 votes:
Texans gameday preperation kit....

Antacid
Tums
Pepto
BC Powder (economy pack)
Punching bag
Blindfold
Muzzle
Shotgun
Facepalm relief cream
Moonshine in an I.V. drip

Please guys, just don't let me start hearing circus music on the first drive.

*sigh* Go Texans
 
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