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2013-01-05 05:33:53 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.


Euro trash would be my guess. The continent is lousy with 'em
 
2013-01-05 05:34:26 PM
Currently on CATS MEOW cam - Bachellorette party on stage, accompanied by their male blow up doll. Did I mention it is still perfectly bright out there?
 
2013-01-05 05:34:35 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.

Douchebago


Cornholio
 
2013-01-05 05:34:43 PM

bionicjoe: eddievercetti: GAT_00: God these announcers suck.  I actually want to listen to Gruden.

NO.

Gruden knows what he's talking about, but needs a third guy. 
Same for Collinsworth & Micheals.
Two-man announcer teams will always suck.

Both of these guys suck though.


And Gruden is at least entertaining when he takes another bump of coke.
 
2013-01-05 05:35:14 PM

picodenico: What is the appeal of Pitbull? I couldn't tell you a single song of his, and those commercials make me want to not want anything at all to do with him.


This video may explain some of the appeal.
 
2013-01-05 05:35:17 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.


Dog of peace
 
2013-01-05 05:35:23 PM

Lost Thought 00: ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.

Technically, I think he Miamian


Cubans and Miamians are interchangeable, really. I think LeBron is an honorary Cuban at this point. He can just sit down at any domino game he wants and start playing.
 
2013-01-05 05:35:28 PM
I think you can settle for a FG here
 
2013-01-05 05:35:40 PM

ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.


'I kill that cockaroach.'
 
2013-01-05 05:35:41 PM

GRCooper: AliceBToklasLives: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

I enjoyed Madden's commentary around 1983.

Madden was one of those guys that, when you talk about guys like that, you talk about Madden.

/he was the Yogi Berra of football
//loved him too


Did Yogi ever do any booth work at any point? I would love to listen to an entire game called by him.
 
2013-01-05 05:35:44 PM

Lost Thought 00: ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.

Technically, I think he Miamian


Hip hop knows no skin color boundaries man. its universal artistic BWAHAHAHAHA Its crap no matter who does it.
 
2013-01-05 05:36:04 PM

eddievercetti: Lt. Cheese Weasel: ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.

Douchebago

Cornholio


If he were Italian, he'd be a douchebagola

/old joke from my circle of friends
 
2013-01-05 05:36:06 PM
Hey gang.

Home from work, had some dinner.  From what I've seen so far, both teams are playing tight and tough.  A lot of pop without being careless.

The announcers are pretty weak, just goes to show you that NBC isn't really equipped to show more than one game a day.  It's like they've got some per-diem guys calling this game.
 
2013-01-05 05:36:39 PM
So now the announcers are acting as Zimmer's agents. Lovely.
 
2013-01-05 05:36:42 PM
Hard to see how the Bengals are going to stay in the game against this offence without some more interceptions returned for touchdowns.
 
2013-01-05 05:36:49 PM

Captain Steroid: I want to shank Mike Mayock. >:-(


What would Pinky Pie say if she heard you say that?
 
2013-01-05 05:36:50 PM
The Texans are using the Lions approach of "try to with with field goals because we just can't score a TD."

That M83 song is EVERYWHERE now.
 
2013-01-05 05:37:07 PM
Now would be a really great time for the Bengals to make an interception.
 
2013-01-05 05:37:11 PM

Earguy: The announcers are pretty weak, just goes to show you that NBC isn't really equipped to show more than one game a day. It's like they've got some per-diem guys calling this game.


Welcome to 90% of the thread topic :)
 
2013-01-05 05:37:34 PM
4th and 2...PERFECT chance for another Houston FGA.
 
2013-01-05 05:37:39 PM
Well, at least Chan Gailey can go back to starring in Nightmare on Elm St movies
 
2013-01-05 05:37:50 PM

Earguy: Hey gang.

Home from work, had some dinner.  From what I've seen so far, both teams are playing tight and tough.  A lot of pop without being careless.

The announcers are pretty weak, just goes to show you that NBC isn't really equipped to show more than one game a day.  It's like they've got some per-diem guys calling this game.


Hey Ear. They should make a reality/live contest show out of getting an NBC commentating job. It works so well with everything else!!
 
2013-01-05 05:37:51 PM
Andre gotta catch that shiat.
 
2013-01-05 05:37:56 PM
You can't not score a TD from that close with Andre Johnson.
 
2013-01-05 05:38:04 PM
Go for it, kubiak
 
2013-01-05 05:38:09 PM

mikaloyd: Captain Steroid: I want to shank Mike Mayock. >:-(

What would Pinky Pie say if she heard you say that?


Pinkie Pie. Spell that shiat right.

And she'd say, Oatmeal? Are you CRAZY?
 
2013-01-05 05:38:13 PM
Shayne Graham 9, Cincinnati Bengals defense 7 2:19 2nd
 
2013-01-05 05:38:16 PM
Three! Three Houston FGs!

www.maloneyperformance.com

/ah ah ah
 
2013-01-05 05:38:26 PM
Well, if anything, the Texans seem to have this whole field goal thing down.
 
2013-01-05 05:38:28 PM
Shane Graham keeping me in the fark league
 
2013-01-05 05:38:30 PM

picodenico: Earguy: The announcers are pretty weak, just goes to show you that NBC isn't really equipped to show more than one game a day. It's like they've got some per-diem guys calling this game.

Welcome to 90% of the thread topic :)


Schaub kind of looks like someone who is tangentially related to Homer Simpson.
 
2013-01-05 05:38:35 PM
Gotta catch that football!

Fark it. I'm making it a drinking game now.
 
2013-01-05 05:38:38 PM

mikaloyd: Captain Steroid: I want to shank Mike Mayock. >:-(

What would Pinky Pie say if she heard you say that?


She'd recommend Cupcake recipes. >_>

9-7 HOU
 
2013-01-05 05:39:00 PM

yookaloco: If he were Italian, he'd be a douchebagola


If he was Jewish would he be a douchebagel?
 
2013-01-05 05:39:11 PM

picodenico: Earguy: The announcers are pretty weak, just goes to show you that NBC isn't really equipped to show more than one game a day. It's like they've got some per-diem guys calling this game.

Welcome to 90% of the thread topic :)


O really?

Actually, what they're saying isn't so bad, but their voices are dull, and their delivery is like they've had a Xanax apiece.
 
2013-01-05 05:39:20 PM
No idea why I quoted that.

Ignore me!
 
2013-01-05 05:39:29 PM
Wait what? A car that is about to run into another car from behind gives your leg a jolt so you're aware and can brake suddenly?

That doesn't sound very safe if their foot is on the gas...
 
2013-01-05 05:39:33 PM
i.imgur.com

Moar field goals!
 
2013-01-05 05:39:35 PM
The new Caddy has a vibrator built into the seat?
 
2013-01-05 05:40:04 PM

picodenico: Wait what? A car that is about to run into another car from behind gives your leg a jolt so you're aware and can brake suddenly?

That doesn't sound very safe if their foot is on the gas...


We're all going to be "driving" Google Cars by 2020 anyway.
 
2013-01-05 05:40:07 PM

ariseatex: Three! Three Houston FGs!

[www.maloneyperformance.com image 305x350]

/ah ah ah


Shut up Count.

/Pro Bowl 2012: The Last One Evah?
 
2013-01-05 05:40:13 PM
Team to score next: Texans +151

Sure, why not.

NFL playoffs, where stupid prop bets happen.
 
2013-01-05 05:40:23 PM
Okay, I need to revise my hope of 14-12 with all TDs for Cincy being TAINTs...let's go 17-15, the third INT just puts 'em in FG range. It would be really ideal if Cincy could gain negative yardage on offense and still win.
 
2013-01-05 05:40:23 PM
These AT&T "kid interview" ads are pretty funny, I wonder if they're scripted, or if they're just the best minute of a 30-minute interview.
 
2013-01-05 05:40:31 PM

Earguy: Actually, what they're saying isn't so bad, but their voices are dull, and their delivery is like they've had a Xanax apiece.


Yeah. But there's also nothing to get excited about.
 
2013-01-05 05:41:04 PM
Bengals, Packers, Colts, and Trollhawks.


/Dolphins fan
//cries in corner
 
2013-01-05 05:41:06 PM
And now, a minority cowboy doing leather work. Huh?
 
2013-01-05 05:41:29 PM

Earguy: Actually, what they're saying isn't so bad, but their voices are dull, and their delivery is like they've had a Xanax apiece.


Welcome to what you've been missing on NFLN.
 
2013-01-05 05:41:52 PM

Earguy: These AT&T "kid interview" ads are pretty funny, I wonder if they're scripted, or if they're just the best minute of a 30-minute interview.


The best part is that the guy is so serious and straight-faced. "Tape a cheetah to her back?" makes me laugh every time.
 
2013-01-05 05:41:58 PM
That's a cheap prom date right there.
 
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