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2013-01-05 05:25:53 PM  

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


Beats drinking it.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:09 PM  

picodenico: Quintessential_Cynic: My hatred of NBC is rising to Olympian levels.

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I don't know what's worse: the idea that the show was actually greenlit in the first place, or the fact that the monkey makes more than I probably ever will.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:14 PM  

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


People in developing countries risk their lives for water every day.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:14 PM  

yookaloco: Currently on CATS MEOW, identical 250 lbs twins in fleece rapping gin and juice, saying "roll tide" a bunch


Just ended. Seriously. Fat white identical twins from Alabama, in identical clothing, singing Gin and Juice. I can't make that up.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:15 PM  
Well, at least the Bengals pass defense came to play.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:21 PM  

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


The first time I heard of Coors light I laughed and asked if they were kidding. Sadly, they were not.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:54 PM  

yookaloco: Currently on CATS MEOW, identical 250 lbs twins in fleece rapping gin and juice, saying "roll tide" a bunch


Damn, I missed it.  RIP, hockey threads.  Gotta turn it on now.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:59 PM  

picodenico: Intel154: All turnovers get reviewed

I know that. Was there a review? Did they say? They went to commercial saying INT, and came back and said it wasn't, with no explanation as to how it went from one to another.


They explained and showed the replay after the commercial, poorly done
 
2013-01-05 05:27:03 PM  
Here come the boo birds in Houston
 
2013-01-05 05:27:23 PM  

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


I wouldn't risk my life drinking that panther piss.
 
2013-01-05 05:27:33 PM  
I wonder how many points the Bengals defense can score?
 
2013-01-05 05:27:36 PM  

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?



People are known to empty their bladders in stressful situations so there's a good chance Coors Light will be on hand
 
2013-01-05 05:28:16 PM  

zerkalo: Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


People are known to empty their bladders in stressful situations so there's a good chance Coors Light will be on hand


notbad.jpg
 
2013-01-05 05:28:24 PM  
And Foster gets the first!
 
2013-01-05 05:28:39 PM  

NeoCortex42: I don't know what's worse: the idea that the show was actually greenlit in the first place, or the fact that the monkey makes more than I probably ever will.


Seriously.
 
2013-01-05 05:28:43 PM  
Hey Arian Foster, can I have your hat?
 
2013-01-05 05:28:46 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?

I wouldn't risk my life drinking that panther piss.


You might have to risk your life to drink panther piss.

/if you want it fresh
 
2013-01-05 05:28:48 PM  

NeoCortex42: picodenico: Quintessential_Cynic: My hatred of NBC is rising to Olympian levels.

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I don't know what's worse: the idea that the show was actually greenlit in the first place, or the fact that the monkey makes more than I probably ever will.


I find it kinda sad. Justin Kirk is an AMAZING actor. In HBO's Angels in America, he held his own with Meryl farking Streep.

Now most people see him & think "that guy from the shiatty animal doctor show."
 
2013-01-05 05:28:58 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Hey Arian Foster, can I have your hat?


Or a Segway.
 
2013-01-05 05:29:10 PM  
God these announcers suck.  I actually want to listen to Gruden.
 
2013-01-05 05:29:10 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Hey Arian Foster, can I have your hat?


I'm....in the.....middle of.......this interview.
 
2013-01-05 05:29:12 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Hey Arian Foster, can I have your hat?


I'm in the middle... in the middle of an interview.
 
2013-01-05 05:29:29 PM  

GAT_00: God these announcers suck.  I actually want to listen to Gruden.


NO.
 
2013-01-05 05:29:48 PM  

nvmac: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?

I wouldn't risk my life drinking that panther piss.

You might have to risk your life to drink panther piss.

/if you want it fresh


I am so glad I haven't started drinking yet because it would be all over my shirt.  Too funny.
 
2013-01-05 05:29:52 PM  

NeoCortex42: picodenico: Quintessential_Cynic: My hatred of NBC is rising to Olympian levels.

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I don't know what's worse: the idea that the show was actually greenlit in the first place, or the fact that the monkey makes more than I probably ever will.


If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard THAT complaint.....
 
2013-01-05 05:30:09 PM  

seventypercent: hulk hogan meat shoes: Hey Arian Foster, can I have your hat?

I'm in the middle... in the middle of an interview.


The chick interviewing him in that ad is brutally hot too.
 
2013-01-05 05:30:20 PM  

GAT_00: God these announcers suck.  I actually want to listen to Gruden.


THIS GUY! :P
 
2013-01-05 05:30:27 PM  
The UK feed seems to be a full minute behind.
 
2013-01-05 05:30:38 PM  

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


It's better than catching something from the bar's "tap water"
 
2013-01-05 05:30:42 PM  
DALE!
 
2013-01-05 05:30:56 PM  
Preemptive GO PACK GO. K see ya later
 
2013-01-05 05:31:01 PM  
Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.
 
2013-01-05 05:31:04 PM  
What is the appeal of Pitbull? I couldn't tell you a single song of his, and those commercials make me want to not want anything at all to do with him.
 
2013-01-05 05:31:04 PM  
I need to buy a $2000 computer so my kid can paint pictures to hang on the fridge?
 
2013-01-05 05:31:18 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: seventypercent: hulk hogan meat shoes: Hey Arian Foster, can I have your hat?

I'm in the middle... in the middle of an interview.

The chick interviewing him in that ad is brutally hot too.


Erin Andrews, right?
 
2013-01-05 05:31:28 PM  
 
2013-01-05 05:31:38 PM  

4NSpy: I need to buy a $2000 computer so my kid can paint pictures to hang on the fridge?


Don't forget the $150 paint brush accessory.
 
2013-01-05 05:32:02 PM  
NBC's rip off of Revenge looks like Veronica Mars meets Gossip Girl.
 
2013-01-05 05:32:07 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.


Cubano.
 
2013-01-05 05:32:19 PM  

GAT_00: God these announcers suck.  I actually want to listen to Gruden.


imageshack.us
 
2013-01-05 05:32:24 PM  

eddievercetti: GAT_00: God these announcers suck.  I actually want to listen to Gruden.

NO.


Gruden knows what he's talking about, but needs a third guy. 
Same for Collinsworth & Micheals.
Two-man announcer teams will always suck.

Both of these guys suck though.
 
2013-01-05 05:32:29 PM  
Arian race.s down for a first
 
2013-01-05 05:32:35 PM  
Holy crap Foster!
 
2013-01-05 05:32:48 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

I enjoyed Madden's commentary around 1983.


Madden was one of those guys that, when you talk about guys like that, you talk about Madden.

/he was the Yogi Berra of football
//loved him too
 
2013-01-05 05:32:55 PM  
"patience in the hole"
 
2013-01-05 05:33:03 PM  

ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.


Douchebago
 
2013-01-05 05:33:10 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: NBC's rip off of Revenge looks like Veronica Mars meets Gossip Girl.


NBC: We know no shame. We gave Leno a 9PM show for heavens sake!
 
2013-01-05 05:33:22 PM  
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that Glamour Shots stats presentation, NBC
 
2013-01-05 05:33:24 PM  

ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.


Technically, I think he Miamian
 
2013-01-05 05:33:39 PM  
I want to shank Mike Mayock. >:-(
 
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