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		WILL the Cincinnati Bengals win their first playoff game in 22 years? WILL the Houston Texans follow their atrocious December with a January win? It's your NFL Playoff Game 1 thread, 4:30 p.m. EST on NBC (nfl.com)		1231
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sotua		2013-01-05 05:21:22 PM

Sweet dargoning jeebus, Dalton, -17 and INT? Looool

Captain Steroid		2013-01-05 05:21:27 PM

No Daltonception. :-(

Quintessential_Cynic		2013-01-05 05:21:36 PM

My hatred of NBC is rising to Olympian levels.

Lost Thought 00		2013-01-05 05:21:46 PM

Good Job on the commercial timing NBC

yookaloco		2013-01-05 05:21:47 PM

you are a puppet: Neondistraction: zerkalo: I thought he hated to be called "Adam"

I heard a few weeks ago he doesn't want to be called pacman anymore.

He says he's grown up and now demands to be called QBert.

I was thinking about this way too hard, and now I have to ask - do you think when he gets married, his wife will look exactly the same as him, except with red lipstick and a bow in her hair? How do you enable voting on this? Also, does anyone know the proper spelling of Martin Lawrences SheNayNay? I have to GIS for this now, for compartitive purposes.

picodenico		2013-01-05 05:21:49 PM

Didn't the ref signal interception?

Was there a review?

ariseatex		2013-01-05 05:22:00 PM

Captain Steroid: No Daltonception. :-(

The afternoon is young, Dances-With-Ponies...

AliceBToklasLives		2013-01-05 05:22:18 PM

vegaswench: Whoa, really? Way to go to commercial during a non-pick, guys.

Fred Gaudelli is not impressed with his understudy

picodenico		2013-01-05 05:22:30 PM

PICK6!

ariseatex		2013-01-05 05:22:35 PM

Schaubception! Pick 6!

seventypercent		2013-01-05 05:22:37 PM

SCHAUBCEPTION

Pick 6!

you are a puppet		2013-01-05 05:22:38 PM

yookaloco: you are a puppet: Neondistraction: zerkalo: I thought he hated to be called "Adam"

I heard a few weeks ago he doesn't want to be called pacman anymore.

He says he's grown up and now demands to be called QBert.

I was thinking about this way too hard, and now I have to ask - do you think when he gets married, his wife will look exactly the same as him, except with red lipstick and a bow in her hair? How do you enable voting on this? Also, does anyone know the proper spelling of Martin Lawrences SheNayNay? I have to GIS for this now, for compartitive purposes.

lol

and Schaubception

4NSpy		2013-01-05 05:22:41 PM

Now THAT'S an interception.

zerkalo		2013-01-05 05:22:43 PM

Schaubiness!

Sweet Chin Music		2013-01-05 05:22:44 PM

Schaub pick six!

Intel154		2013-01-05 05:22:46 PM

picodenico: Didn't the ref signal interception?

Was there a review?

All turnovers get reviewed

Schaubception for 6

mikaloyd		2013-01-05 05:22:48 PM

Trigger pullerception

yookaloco		2013-01-05 05:22:48 PM

TOO MUCH MAN.... coverage, Schaub

robsul82		2013-01-05 05:22:48 PM

Matt Schaub, Delhomme Rating^TM - 16.7

Pick 6 INT

Grote-Man		2013-01-05 05:22:49 PM

TAINT BENGALS!!!!

ClavellBCMI		2013-01-05 05:22:52 PM

And a Schrubception for a pick-6!

Lost Thought 00		2013-01-05 05:22:54 PM

The Delhomme Meter is in Full Tilt!

Neondistraction		2013-01-05 05:22:56 PM

you are a puppet: Neondistraction: zerkalo: I thought he hated to be called "Adam"

I heard a few weeks ago he doesn't want to be called pacman anymore.

He says he's grown up and now demands to be called QBert.

Ha!

I still remember when he first came into the league and insisted on being called Pacman. He was playing for the Titans, and was getting torched regularly by Marvin Harrison, and one of the commentators said "I'm calling him Adam, he hasn't done anything to earn a nickname yet."

MBTAhole		2013-01-05 05:22:59 PM

eddievercetti: [assets.sbnation.com image 342x425]

Licence to Fail

Odd Schaub

Colin Coward		2013-01-05 05:22:59 PM

YES!!!

bionicjoe		2013-01-05 05:23:01 PM

THERE IT IS!!!!

WHO DEY CEPTION!!!

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2013-01-05 05:23:09 PM

Rut roh

4NSpy		2013-01-05 05:23:16 PM

picodenico: Didn't the ref signal interception?

Was there a review?

All turnovers are reviewed.

HaywoodJablonski		2013-01-05 05:23:16 PM

Ugh.

eddievercetti		2013-01-05 05:23:18 PM

MY BAD.

Bunny Deville		2013-01-05 05:23:19 PM

Now that's more farkimg like it.

robsul82		2013-01-05 05:23:23 PM

7-6 Cincinnati, 9:30 2nd

picodenico		2013-01-05 05:23:31 PM

Quintessential_Cynic: My hatred of NBC is rising to Olympian levels.

upload.wikimedia.org

roflmaonow		2013-01-05 05:23:33 PM

Didnt look like an int on the last replay before the break and doesnt matter anyways. Schaub starts the Delhomme.

red5ish		2013-01-05 05:23:48 PM

I can see already that finesse will play a large role in this game. Who will throw the most interceptions? Exciting!

ClavellBCMI		2013-01-05 05:24:00 PM

eddievercetti: [assets.sbnation.com image 342x425]

Licence to Fail

+1, my good man, +1.

zerkalo		2013-01-05 05:24:04 PM

All part of Dalton's plan

4NSpy		2013-01-05 05:24:18 PM

Texans are now -3.5

wanted that 3.

DevilsHorns J		2013-01-05 05:24:28 PM

Neither of these offenses really want to win, do they?

yookaloco		2013-01-05 05:24:34 PM

Currently on CATS MEOW, identical 250 lbs twins in fleece rapping gin and juice, saying "roll tide" a bunch

Cheesehead_Dave		2013-01-05 05:24:35 PM

Nice interschaubtion!

technomuse		2013-01-05 05:24:38 PM

ariseatex: Captain Steroid: No Daltonception. :-(

The afternoon is young, Dances-With-Ponies...

Mobile Fark needs the funny button just for comments like this...

picodenico		2013-01-05 05:24:46 PM

Intel154: All turnovers get reviewed

I know that. Was there a review? Did they say? They went to commercial saying INT, and came back and said it wasn't, with no explanation as to how it went from one to another.

mikaloyd		2013-01-05 05:24:52 PM

I wish the ATS drivers would chase the Coors climbers accross that mountain.

Intel154		2013-01-05 05:24:54 PM

Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?

noblehammer16		2013-01-05 05:25:15 PM

Aww I went to get a snack and missed the Schaubception.

vegaswench		2013-01-05 05:25:36 PM

Neondistraction: "I'm calling him Adam, he hasn't done anything to earn a nickname yet."

I've heard that too. I can't remember who said it, but it was brilliant.