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(NFL)   WILL the Cincinnati Bengals win their first playoff game in 22 years? WILL the Houston Texans follow their atrocious December with a January win? It's your NFL Playoff Game 1 thread, 4:30 p.m. EST on NBC   (nfl.com) divider line 1231
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2013-01-05 04:43:37 PM

my lip balm addiction: I have to root for the Vikings today - Seattle's only chance for one more home game includes both they and MN winning out in the NFC. If they get there, this would be farking HUGE!


I can live with that, even knowing that Seattle would probably CRUSH the Vikings.
 
2013-01-05 04:43:45 PM
I have a feeling this is going to be a grinding defensive game
 
2013-01-05 04:44:17 PM
Can we all agree the best result for the NFL is the Bengals win this game? Then they would go to Denver, all but insuring a Denver win. That means NE would play either IND or BAL - either one of those matchups is awesome. Then basically any of IND/BAL/NE at Denver is also fantastic.

Who the hell wants Houston to win this game?
 
2013-01-05 04:45:04 PM

eddievercetti: Or a NFL game from the B team of NBC and NBC Sports. Hell, Telemundo would announce this game better than these zilches.


Just switched to SAP. They usually only have one guy on the Spanish coverage, but today they have two. Definitely better than the English announcers so far.
 
2013-01-05 04:46:10 PM
That's more like it
 
2013-01-05 04:47:07 PM

DamnYankees: Can we all agree the best result for the NFL is the Bengals win this game? Then they would go to Denver, all but insuring a Denver win. That means NE would play either IND or BAL - either one of those matchups is awesome. Then basically any of IND/BAL/NE at Denver is also fantastic.

Who the hell wants Houston to win this game?


Myself, a few other people...
/First downs?!
 
2013-01-05 04:47:15 PM
We've secretly replaced the End-of-season Texans with the Beggining-of-season Texans. Let's see if they notice...
 
2013-01-05 04:47:26 PM

DamnYankees: Who the hell wants Houston to win this game?


I was gonna say that the Houston Texans wanted to win the game, but judging by recent weeks...
 
2013-01-05 04:47:31 PM
Well, that one tricked the Bengals' D.
 
2013-01-05 04:48:16 PM
Keshawn Martin

Great football name.
 
2013-01-05 04:48:52 PM
If this ends up with 10-30 Texans, that would be freaky.
 
2013-01-05 04:49:13 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: AliceBToklasLives: Bad sound mixing . . . replay mistakes . . . scrub announcers . . . it's like college football on Fox

Gus Johnson is not a scrub! You take that back!


You tell him... or her! Can't tell from the name.

Anyone know if Gus is going to be on this week? Isn't there a website for that, and broadcast coverages?
 
2013-01-05 04:49:23 PM

litespeed74: Keshawn Martin

Great football name.


just give him the damn ball

/4th + FG time
 
2013-01-05 04:49:38 PM
Go for it pussies
 
2013-01-05 04:49:43 PM
Yea!  Dropped.
 
2013-01-05 04:49:52 PM
Texans FG is...GOOD!
 
2013-01-05 04:50:03 PM

DamnYankees: Who the hell wants Houston to win this game?


I'd like to see Den/Indy next week, so Houston needs to win to make that happen.
 
2013-01-05 04:50:49 PM
less field goals

moar Alex Flanagan

pls k thx
 
2013-01-05 04:51:25 PM

yookaloco: Anyone know if Gus is going to be on this week? Isn't there a website for that, and broadcast coverages?


FOX only has one game on this week and it's Hawks-Skins with the Duo of Doom.
 
2013-01-05 04:51:52 PM

yookaloco: 7th Son of a 7th Son: AliceBToklasLives: Bad sound mixing . . . replay mistakes . . . scrub announcers . . . it's like college football on Fox

Gus Johnson is not a scrub! You take that back!

You tell him... or her! Can't tell from the name.

Anyone know if Gus is going to be on this week? Isn't there a website for that, and broadcast coverages?


Awful Announcing. And the506.com.

/and I do love Gus - many apologies :(
 
2013-01-05 04:52:28 PM
NBC get your shiat together.
If you can't get 2 quality crews, you don't get two playoff games.

I don't even know one guy, and Mr YaGottaCatchThatFootball from Thursday games. Fark off!
 
2013-01-05 04:52:35 PM
if you juggle a kickoff while still in the endzone, maybe just take a knee.
 
2013-01-05 04:52:43 PM
I do not want to be fused to my phone.

Restarts/reboots and the occasional app problems would really suck.

/hey, nvmac, you having a stroke?
//nope, just freaky app
 
2013-01-05 04:53:00 PM
Even the outro music is 'B'
 
2013-01-05 04:53:31 PM

nvmac: I do not want to be fused to my phone.

Restarts/reboots and the occasional app problems would really suck.

/hey, nvmac, you having a stroke?
//nope, just freaky app


Not to mention you'd have to go into a coma to fly.
 
2013-01-05 04:53:32 PM

nvmac: I do not want to be fused to my phone.

Restarts/reboots and the occasional app problems would really suck.

/hey, nvmac, you having a stroke?
//nope, just freaky app


I wouldn't mind a firmware update though, or to jailbreak myself. Got some tweaks I'd like to make.
 
2013-01-05 04:53:38 PM

Bunny Deville: Go Cat Team Brotherhood! Pur, purr, motherfarkers!


Cats dont win Superbowls Predators barely do.

Superbowls and victors

1-2 blue collar workers
3 vehicles
4 oppressed minorities
5 ponies
6 goat ropers
7-8 marine mammals (predators)
9-10 Blue collar workers
11 pirates
12 goat ropers
13-14 blue collar workers
15 pirates
16 emtremanures
17 oppressed minorities
18 pirates
19 emtremanures
20 predators
21 gig ass mother farkers
22 oppressed minorities
23-4 emtremanures
25 big ass mother farkers
26 oppressed minorities
27-8 goat ropers
29 entremanures
30 goat ropers
31 blue collards
32-3 ponies
34 goats
35 big ass crows (predators?)
36 early americans
37 pirates
38-9 early americans
40 blue collards
41 ponies
42 big ass mother farkers
43 blue collards
44 God's Chosen Few
45 Blue collards
46 big ass mother farkers
 
2013-01-05 04:53:49 PM
Ffs gamepass stream is about 1m behind the cable signal... But the cable looks like shiat (no HD). Gorrammit!!!

Go whatever! I don't really care about anybody in this game... Just make it a good one.
 
2013-01-05 04:54:31 PM
Spanish-language audio is a few seconds behind the video, based on crowd noise. Back to English-language B crew I go.
 
2013-01-05 04:54:42 PM
imageshack.us

When do the Eagles play?
 
2013-01-05 04:54:58 PM
Lawfirm!
 
2013-01-05 04:55:03 PM
Yes, 65 people cheering for Dalton will drown out the thousands that are cheering against him.
 
2013-01-05 04:55:28 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 464x366]

When do the Eagles play?


Same day the Cowboys do, silly.
 
2013-01-05 04:55:33 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 464x366]

When do the Eagles play?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-05 04:56:15 PM

yookaloco: 7th Son of a 7th Son: AliceBToklasLives: Bad sound mixing . . . replay mistakes . . . scrub announcers . . . it's like college football on Fox

Gus Johnson is not a scrub! You take that back!

You tell him... or her! Can't tell from the name.

Anyone know if Gus is going to be on this week? Isn't there a website for that, and broadcast coverages?


NBC gets two Wild-Card Weekend matchups (both today), then it's all CBS & Fox. Which means we get 27% of remaining games called by Shoepisser & Captain Concussion.

And 27% of the games covered by Phil Simms, who might be the dumbest analyst when it comes to covering the position he played (since Billy Packer is now retired).
 
2013-01-05 04:56:24 PM

kudayta: DamnYankees: Who the hell wants Houston to win this game?

I was gonna say that the Houston Texans wanted to win the game, but judging by recent weeks...


Cowboys fans?
 
2013-01-05 04:56:44 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: When do the Eagles play?


They play tomorrow at 5:80 o'clock.
 
2013-01-05 04:57:09 PM
Dalsack!
 
2013-01-05 04:57:27 PM
I like Mike Mayock
 
2013-01-05 04:57:58 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 464x366]

When do the Eagles play?


Tee time for the scramble against the Giants is Tuesday 7:30 AM.
 
2013-01-05 04:58:08 PM
EVERY TIME THERE IS A PUNT

ALEX FLANAGAN MUST REMOVE AN ITEM OF CLOTHING

It is written.
 
2013-01-05 04:58:09 PM
Workaholics chick playing the same character in a commercial.

Tight butthole.
 
2013-01-05 04:58:49 PM
FOOTBAWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!
 
2013-01-05 04:59:18 PM
Hey all. I got an idea.

Since we're not getting NHL Playoffs (where this idea was first born), I propose that during commercials and halftime, we visit the webcam of the center of the universe for drunken unintentional comedy, and humiliating singing and dancing lulz.

THE CATS MEOW 24/7 KARAOKE BAR in New Orleans!!

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll mute during the game. CZECH IT OUT!
 
2013-01-05 04:59:22 PM
Kevin Nealon makes a horrible color commentator, especially if he's going to do his Marlon Brando imitation all night.
 
2013-01-05 04:59:28 PM
Mr. Dalton's stats so far: 1 for 3 for -6 yards.

/Bengals need a QB who actually has a soul
 
2013-01-05 04:59:53 PM

4NSpy:
Tight butthole.


Thats not the word on the street
 
2013-01-05 05:00:11 PM
So I heard from a review that 1600 Penn sucks because of the son and it's a Modern Family ripoff...again.
 
2013-01-05 05:00:11 PM
I know you're trying to showcase your prime time shows, NBC, but they still look like crap
 
2013-01-05 05:00:16 PM
Trying my kindle for farm...meh
 
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