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(NFL)   WILL the Cincinnati Bengals win their first playoff game in 22 years? WILL the Houston Texans follow their atrocious December with a January win? It's your NFL Playoff Game 1 thread, 4:30 p.m. EST on NBC   (nfl.com) divider line 1231
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2013-01-05 11:13:28 AM  
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2013-01-05 12:05:25 PM  
@ HOU -4     CIN 43
CIN outright. CIN on a 7-1 streak (including strong wins vs BALT, PIT, their last loss coming by 1 against DAL), HOU on a 4-3 finish, needign OT to beat the Lions and Jags, and with anemic losses to playoff teams (scored 14 vs Pats and a mighty 6 vs Vikes two weeks ago.  each has a 6-2 record when home / OTR.  CIN outright baby!

@ GB  -7.5     MIN 45.5
GB 7-1 home, MIN 3-5 OTR.  Big line, I don't think the teams are thaaaaaaaaaaat far apart.  Weather will be a factor with subzero temps, I read (not that either is new to cold weax, but just saying).  Only thing I like here is the under.  Gonna pick MIN to cover, somehow.  I think GB wins but the margin will be around a TD, on the order of 23-16, 24-17.

@ BALT -7     IND 47
Upset special:  I think IND wins this outright.  Balt finished the second half an unimpressive 5-4, and their wins and losses are telling (they split vs the Steelers):  beat CLE, OAK, San Dog (needing OT, at that), and NYG.  Bad teams.  Their losses: Donks, CIN, and WASH (albeit in OT).  Hmmm....what do those teams have in common?  I'm not calling BALT fake, but I do think that's telling.  Now, given IND's schedule, they racked up wins vs bad teams and also had losses to playoff teams, but they seem to be peaking at the right time.  And if nothing has fazed Luck yet through 17 weeks, I doubt today he'll wilt.  Gonna pick the moneyline special for this one, screw the points, IND finds a way to heist this one and send Ray Lewis to Bristol, CT a bit sooner than he'd like.


SEA -3     @ Washington     46
Can't wait for this one.....I checked the liner earlier this week, and I think it was SEA at 4.5 if i'm not mistaken.  SEA is the NFL leader in scoring defense (15.3 per), while WASH is 22nd at 24.2.  But, WASH is 5th in scoring (27.2) whereas SEA is 17th, at 25.8.  I heard that there is some concern over how healthy "Bobby Three Sticks" (i think i first read that here, that's awesome) is and obviously, SEA has a strong defense (and with the suspensions either served or overturned, their secondary may cause BTS some headaches.  Don't know if WEAX is a factor......I think SEA handily wins this one.  low double digits.  I said earlier in i think the black friday thread that I think SEA by 10, nothign has made me change my mind.
 
2013-01-05 12:11:43 PM  
I fully expect Houston's collapse to continue.
 
2013-01-05 12:34:38 PM  
Texans gameday preperation kit....

Antacid
Tums
Pepto
BC Powder (economy pack)
Punching bag
Blindfold
Muzzle
Shotgun
Facepalm relief cream
Moonshine in an I.V. drip

Please guys, just don't let me start hearing circus music on the first drive.

*sigh* Go Texans
 
2013-01-05 01:07:35 PM  

simplicimus: I fully expect Houston's collapse to continue.


From your lips to god's ears.

Rooting for the Bengals this afternoon (Cat Team Brotherhood!), happy with whoever wins tonight, pulling for Ravens and then once again I am happy whether Bobby Three Sticks or The Merger wins tomorrow.
 
2013-01-05 01:12:12 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 466x700]


I'd spike that!

Go Bengals, I'd like to see another playoff win in my lifetime (I remember their last SB loss).
 
2013-01-05 01:12:28 PM  
Good day for Fubol. Prepping a full steamer of Snow Crab, skrimps, sausage and taters. Along with some wings that have been soaking all night in hot chili sauce and lime juice. They go on the grill. Some Ice Cold Shiner Blondes finish the narrative.

I like Houston and MintySoda today. Trollhawks and Lucky Ponies tomorrow.
 
2013-01-05 01:20:14 PM  
As long as the Patriots don't get stuck with Baltimore, I'm happy.
 
2013-01-05 01:30:09 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 466x700]


go bengals cheerleader!
 
2013-01-05 01:31:29 PM  
Anyone playing  http://playoffchallenge.fantasy.nfl.com/ ?

Is there a Fark group like last year?  I'd set one up but wouldn't want to presume there isn't one.
 
2013-01-05 01:33:29 PM  

Nefarious: Anyone playing  http://playoffchallenge.fantasy.nfl.com/ ?

Is there a Fark group like last year?  I'd set one up but wouldn't want to presume there isn't one.


I'd be into it. I'm playing the ESPN one, but I'm up for another.
 
2013-01-05 01:50:23 PM  
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2013-01-05 01:54:49 PM  
Ok Green Bay, time to do what you know you can do and out score the Vikings.

Bengals, you can win too, I just don't have any faith in the Texans anymore.

Now, if Green Bay wins, then my wife's Packers go to San Francisco and play my beloved Forty Niners.   It will be an interesting day in the nvmac household.
 
2013-01-05 01:59:08 PM  

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Say something on TFD and you will get more.  I am joenin
 
2013-01-05 02:07:15 PM  
Rooting for "good" or at least entertaining football today.

I should be picking the Texans but I like the Bengals in this game.
I expect Green-Ellis to run well and keep the Texans D honest, which should open things up for Cincy's receiver's.
 
2013-01-05 02:08:23 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Rooting for "good" or at least entertaining football today.

I should be picking the Texans but I like the Bengals in this game.
I expect Green-Ellis to run well and keep the Texans D honest, which should open things up for Cincy's receiver's.


If I have learned thing about cinci in my almost 30 years of living here, it is that just when you think you have a glimmer of a reason to be hopeful is when they crush you hardest.
 
2013-01-05 02:17:19 PM  

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Thanks for setting it up.

NickelP: If I have learned thing about cinci in my almost 30 years of living here, it is that just when you think you have a glimmer of a reason to be hopeful is when they crush you hardest.


Maybe not today, maybe not.
 
2013-01-05 02:41:52 PM  
Here we are at the playoffs and Jerry Jones had to blow my perfect prediction by not going on a rampage and firing Romo/Garret this week. He's getting old. First he loses the website to some guy named Taco and now this.

Houston in the early game; Packers in the late game (AP with 74 yards rushing)
 
2013-01-05 03:04:35 PM  

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I'm in. Prepare to have a bad day. dschultz99's picks!
 
2013-01-05 03:11:45 PM  
Yes and yes.  It's Caturday.  Who Dey, all day.
 
2013-01-05 03:26:38 PM  
As a Steelers fan I think I'll root for the Be-gals just out of pity.
 
2013-01-05 03:31:29 PM  
What's the weather in Lamebo for tonight? Might influence my fubol picks for playoff challenge.
 
2013-01-05 03:34:29 PM  
So what time are the Cowboys playing?
 
2013-01-05 03:36:43 PM  
Yes!!!

2 Consecutive years and my hometown team is relevant in January! Let's go Bengals! Who Dey!?!?! First time since I was 5 years old.
 
2013-01-05 03:38:19 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: So what time are the Cowboys playing?


I think Tony had a 1 o'clock tee time at Los Colinas.
 
2013-01-05 03:39:20 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Nefarious: http://playoffchallenge.fantasy.nfl.com/

Group: FarkPlayoffChallenge PW: Fark

Come play for bragging rights

I'm in. Prepare to have a bad day. dschultz99's picks!


Derp. Cheese Weasels! C'mon ya'll, fill this thing up.
 
2013-01-05 03:40:12 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: What's the weather in Lamebo for tonight? Might influence my fubol picks for playoff challenge.


Might be some flurries or freezing drizzle around the second half, from what I can tell.
 
2013-01-05 03:40:31 PM  

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GOOD LORD, NFL's website has become bloated and slow to load. It almost crashed Ghostery.
 
2013-01-05 03:41:11 PM  
Saturday, 430PM
Cincinnati Bengals @ Houston Texans
Cinci was 12th in points, 17th in pass yards, and 18th in rush yards. All goodish numbers. +4 in turnovers isn't great, but it's a positive integer, at least. While Dalton wasn't bad this year, he wasn't great either....62.3% completions, 27/16 TD-INT, 87.4 rating. Only 6.9 yards per, though, and he ate 46 sacks. That ain't good.
What I DO like about watching this team play is the fire the defensive unit comes out on the field with. They play hard and there are a lot of 'effort plays' that don't make the ESPN highlight reels but add up to decide games. Tackles in the backfield...swarming to the ball, so even if the first guy misses, he slows the runner enough to limit the gain for the clean-up hit to bring them down...these kind of things really end up affecting field position and who stays on the sideline a lot more than the talking heads ever think to point out.

Houston really confounds me. They've really shiat the bed in the last month. JJ Watt is from another planet, I think, but they seem to be counting on an ability to "Turn it back on" for the playoffs. Ask the Giants how well that seems to work. I don't know if you CAN 'turn it back on' unless you made a conscious effort to turn it OFF in the first place, and anyone that does that during an NFL season needs to be drug out back and violated with a broom handle. Or shot, one of the two. The last three games I've watched of them look flat and uninspired....like they're going through the motions.
I'm also really a bit surprised at the heat coming under Matt Shaub. He reminds me a lot of Philip Rivers....tons of stats, reliably, every year. Usually good for a bunch of wins. Then comes up short at the end. This team is, first and foremost, a run and screen/dump pass team, and as long as the oline blocks well and Arian Foster is healthy, they'll grind up and down the field and keep the chains moving. Andre Johnson is still a monster even after all these years, and although he's really lost a step in speed and quickness, he's made up for it with size, strength, and veteran guile.

I'm not sold on coming off a month of flat performances, especially when you've submarined from the solid #1 seed to three consecutive losses and the #3 seed playing in the wild card weekend. But, this game really is a strength versus strength game: Houston's grind-it-out offense against Cinci's scrappy, attitude, gut-check punch you in the mouth defense. Then, it's Cinci's open, pass-happy offense against the mobile and dangerous Houston 3-4.
Vegas still has the home team Texans by ~4.5ish. I disagree. The playoffs are about more than Xs and Os. My money, straight up for the W, no points or spread or anything...is on the Bengals.


Saturday, 800PM
Minnesota Vikings @ Green Bay Packers
Minnesota is actually sneakier good than you might think. Yea, yea, coming from me that's saying something. But examine, for a moment, if you will:
First, in order for AP to lay pipe across the length and breadth of the NFL in rushing this year like he did, you can't have a crap oline. It don't work that way. For him for crack 2000 and fall short of the Hallowed Dickerson All-Time Record by...27 feet? That oline is getting it DONE. Although quietly.
Then, you have AP himself. Assuming he's human in the first place, which I'm not 100% sure of. Especially since Percy Harvin went on IR, AP *is* that offense, and even when defenses put 7, and often *8* men in the box...IT DOESN'T MATTER. Let that sink in a minute. He's putting up those gaudy running numbers against 7 and 8 men fronts ALL the time. Its kinda sick, really, how monstrous he is.
Jared Allen and Chad Greenway dictate way more offense than you'd believe by looking at stat sheets, and Harrison Smith is going to be an All Pro for a long time if he can stay healthy. Really, they only need Ponder to calm the hell down and develop a bit and they're going to be in a pretty good place. Oh, wait...what's that you say? He married a sports-reporter-sideline-sweetie and has started to mellow out and show patience in the passing game? Well, shiat.

Then, we get to Green Bay. *sigh* So up and down.
The defense has been hammered by injury this year, and Dom Capers' scheme of 'give up yards but make big plays and takeaways' has been misfiring a lot as a result of the new personnel. As such, they're statistically horrible in pretty much every way. However, the bright spot is that they tend to SLOWLY get beat, so the offense gets some down time on the sidelines. Wow, did I have to reach for that one.
But, the other side of the coin....Aaron Rodgers and the offense. Even with all the injuries this year, A-Rod has been money pretty much all year. As long as he's upright, even the shiatty Green Bay oline doesn't matter, and the Packers are IN every game. And now that the big names are healthy as a unit for the first time all year, maybe JaMoron Finley can drop a few more passes that hit him in the hands and finally trigger a trade to another team for decent return value. Hey, I can hope!
Vegas still has the Pack as a 7 point favorite at home, and I can live with that. It ain't that Minnesota is all that bad, right now. But #12 is that good when he's running the Packers offense. Green Bay at home for the win.


Sunday, 100PM
Indianapolis Colts @ Baltimore Ravens
Talk about your feel-good stories. Indianapolis goes from the worst team in football (and not just a little, either, but by a LOT) to playoff contenders. Luck. Reggie Wayne. Pagano/Arians. I mean, really? Could you make this any MORE a Readers Digest Happy Time Holiday Show? They're a half-dozen Oompa Loompas and a Gene Wilder cameo away from "Andrew and Chocolate Rookie of the Year Factory".
The telling thing that I saw about this team was in in more than just last weeks 'upset' of Houston at home. It was in the assbeating of Green Bay as well:
Pick a play. Any play. The ball is snapped, the ball is run or thrown. Watch carefully now, as the TV cameras usually follow the 'skill position' guys and make it hard to see, but WATCH CAREFULLY. The Indianapolis linemen get blocked down, they hit the turf with their man, and then GET UP AND RUN AFTER THE PLAY.
Really. Watch the game tape over again. They're one of maybe 4 or so squads in the NFL that has players that do this. Most do not. 300+ pound guys, after being blocked down and being 'in the pile' generally take their time getting up and kind of mill around and meander to wherever the line of scrimmage will be on the next play. Its just how it is. The big guys in the trenches that eat the mud and bleed every damn game generally don't do a whole lot of real running on 80+% of snaps or 25ish teams. Really. Pick your favorite team, go to youtube, and look at random play highlight reels from last year. You'll see the big guys pretty much stop once the ball is 5 yards away on 90% of plays. Cinci, Indy, and New England are three of the best this year at NOT giving up, and they make a lot of plays 'off camera' as a result. Those plays add up over the course of a game.

Now, Baltimore. You're dangerously close to the above-mentioned "Can we turn it back on for the playoffs" question, and I don't know that you can. You're old. You're not that fast any more. You're fragile and get blocked out a lot more now.
Sure, you still have big name players that occasionally show up, but you're getting a lot more production out of a bunch of who-dats (Lookin' at you, Kruger!) than anyone else. You've got Ray Rice, but your line isn't run blocking like they used to. Yea, you've got Torrey Smith and Anquan Boldin, but are they enough?

I picked Baltimore a lot of times this season only to see them lose, even at home. I'm sorry, but they look to me like they're running on fumes and reputation at this point. I'll put my money with Indy, regardless of Vegas telling me the Ravens by 6.


Sunday, 430PM
Seahawks @ Redskins
The Seahawks have become a complete team. It used to be that while they were hell on earth to play at home, when you got them on the road they could be had. Looking back at the schedule, they've lost all of TWICE in the second half of the season on the road, and both losses were one score or less. Russel Wilson would be rookie of the year in any other year, but the QB class of last year will one day be viewed like '83 is now. Their defense is fast and aggressive, but they tackle well when they go for the big play and miss, limiting the YAC.
All in all, the oline is solid and Marshawn Lnych has his Skittles and beastmode. Opportunistic defense, good special teams...they are a force to be reckoned with all the way around.

Then you come to Washington. At one point 3-6 and in 'evaluation mode', I'm not sure if Shanahanadingdong is a genius or a giant, flaming dickhead for that comment. Can he be both?
Anyhow, apparently it worked. Since then the inspired play of 'Bobby Three-Sticks' and an injury depleted but hard-charging defense have rung up a solid season. Add in another noteworthy who-dat in Alfred Morris (FAU!) and all of the sudden, you're in the playoffs!
RG3 is going to be a very, very good thing for the Redskins for a long time. He apparently learned that painful lesson well about staying healthy very early in his career, and that's good...it should hopefully allow him to stick around longer and spend less time in the trainers' room.

Vegas has the visiting Seahawks up by about 4, and I think that's fair. I'll take Seattle as well, but don't discount Washington and the bright future they have. For now though, my cash is squarely behind Russ Wilson.
 
2013-01-05 03:41:16 PM  
Ok vikes, just do your farking jobs. Defense: you guys are just fine, keep doing what you're doing. Just feed AP the farking rock and he will bring us to the promise land.
 
2013-01-05 03:41:16 PM  
Bengals +4.5 over Texans. They may even win.

Packers -7.5 over Vikings in probably the most lopsided game this weekend.

Ravens -6.5 over Colts. Nice stories don't win playoff games.

Seahawks -3 over Redskins. The road schedule will eventually doom the Seahawks but not this week.
 
2013-01-05 03:41:51 PM  
For lack of anyone better to root for, I have picked Indy and Washington.
 
2013-01-05 03:44:07 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: AliceBToklasLives: So what time are the Cowboys playing?

I think Tony had a 1 o'clock tee time at Los Colinas.


Did he take the water taxi or the monorail?
 
2013-01-05 03:44:22 PM  

NickelP: Primitive Screwhead: Rooting for "good" or at least entertaining football today.

I should be picking the Texans but I like the Bengals in this game.
I expect Green-Ellis to run well and keep the Texans D honest, which should open things up for Cincy's receiver's.

If I have learned thing about cinci in my almost 30 years of living here, it is that just when you think you have a glimmer of a reason to be hopeful is when they crush you hardest.


This. Bengals fans will be crushed (along with all other non-Pats fans) when they lose the AFC Championship at New England.
 
2013-01-05 03:45:12 PM  

NickelP: Primitive Screwhead: Rooting for "good" or at least entertaining football today.

I should be picking the Texans but I like the Bengals in this game.
I expect Green-Ellis to run well and keep the Texans D honest, which should open things up for Cincy's receiver's.

If I have learned thing about cinci in my almost 30 years of living here, it is that just when you think you have a glimmer of a reason to be hopeful is when they crush you hardest.


I'm not holding any expectations for the Bengals today. If they lose, I hope it's close. But damn, do I hope they win it.
 
2013-01-05 03:45:37 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Lt. Cheese Weasel: AliceBToklasLives: So what time are the Cowboys playing?

I think Tony had a 1 o'clock tee time at Los Colinas.

Did he take the water taxi or the monorail?


He was gonna fly in but the chopper got intercepted. doh.........
 
2013-01-05 03:49:15 PM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel What's the weather in Lamebo for tonight? Might influence my fubol picks for playoff challenge.

Let's check... it says "outside". Given that the Minnesota QB is Christian Ponder, that's all you really need to know.
 
2013-01-05 03:51:20 PM  
xaks:

Nice analyses.

What worries me about Cincinnati is if Lawfirm is healthy. (I don't care what his "official status" is.) I think Dalton will be a fine quarterback for a lot of years for the Bengals, but he still gets his 3-4 stupid throws per game, and he'll press without a solid running game.
 
2013-01-05 03:52:45 PM  
I'll say Cincy outright as Matt Schaub folds like a house of cards in his first playoff game. Green Bay over Minnesota rather largely. Baltimore beats Indy barely. Seattle over Washington in overtime.
 
2013-01-05 03:52:56 PM  
Ive seen kids commit to Miami and Ohio State

What the hell are they thinking?
 
2013-01-05 03:53:42 PM  
My picks

Houston -4 covers and wins
Green Bay -7.5 wins but doesn't cover
Baltimore -7 wins and covers
Seattle -3 wins and covers

I personally hope all four of those teams lose though
 
2013-01-05 03:54:33 PM  
Today I pick Texas and Minnesota to win

Skol Y'all.
 
2013-01-05 03:55:52 PM  

mikaloyd: Today I pick Texas and Minnesota to win

Skol Y'all.


Yeah. As much as I like Green Bay, I'm leaning toward wanting the Vikings to win just because of the whole underdog thing.

Also Kluwe.
 
2013-01-05 03:56:11 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Lt. Cheese Weasel What's the weather in Lamebo for tonight? Might influence my fubol picks for playoff challenge.

Let's check... it says "outside". Given that the Minnesota QB is Christian Ponder, that's all you really need to know.


Smart moola says go with Discount Double Check, but if the weather is crap, RGIII and Wilson looks good. Got to make picks that last more than one week. Get them point multipliers....another option is take Peyton and sacrifice a week for a multiplier.
 
2013-01-05 03:57:23 PM  
As much as I don't want to see it, the Texans will roll today.

Big running game, big pass rush.
 
2013-01-05 03:58:25 PM  
Is this thread just for the Texans game?

I hope to see the Vikes score first, so I can get a decent line on the Packers live. Missed out on -7 (buying the hook).
 
2013-01-05 03:58:32 PM  
Won't be able to post much today. I'm watching the game(s) with family.

Rooting for the Bengals, obviously, and I think they might have a shot this time. Couldn't care less about the other games, but I'll pick GB, SEA, and... BAL, maybe?
 
2013-01-05 03:59:17 PM  
Did they really just start off all playoff coverage by showing Romo fumble away a win trying to hold for a kicker? I think they did
 
2013-01-05 04:01:12 PM  
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2013-01-05 04:01:37 PM  
JJ watt is too long, apparently.
 
2013-01-05 04:04:43 PM  
Bengals and Pack win today. Hoping for some good close games today.
 
2013-01-05 04:04:56 PM  
ultimatecheerleaders.com
 
2013-01-05 04:06:28 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-05 04:06:58 PM  

Super Chronic: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 285x200]


yes.
 
2013-01-05 04:07:12 PM  
Eddie Money needs to give it up.
 
2013-01-05 04:07:19 PM  
I got two tiiicccckkkkkkeeettttts to paradise, ohohohohohohohhhhhhhhhhhooooooohhhhhh
 
2013-01-05 04:07:26 PM  
Sorry Vikes, you can't get to the promised land until you play outdoors and God intended
 
2013-01-05 04:09:17 PM  

zerkalo: Sorry Vikes, you can't get to the promised land until you play outdoors and God intended


Bikes have purple jesus and intended
 
2013-01-05 04:09:46 PM  
Joe Webb is going to shock the Packers tonight
 
2013-01-05 04:10:26 PM  
Ponder might not be the Minny QB tonight? Oy vey, woe is me!
 
2013-01-05 04:11:32 PM  

Nefarious: Joe Webb is going to shock the Packers tonight


The Packers are in for a real shock, because the Vikings mystery quarterback is... THE SHOCKMASTER (Joe Webb)
 
2013-01-05 04:11:34 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: As long as the Patriots don't get stuck with Baltimore, I'm happy.


I think we gettin' Baltimore. Sucks.
 
2013-01-05 04:11:42 PM  

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I rushed this week's picks because I thought I only had until 4, Oh well.
 
2013-01-05 04:12:41 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: Palmer Eldritch: As long as the Patriots don't get stuck with Baltimore, I'm happy.

I think we gettin' Baltimore. Sucks.


Nope, Bengals by 9. Book it. Done.
 
2013-01-05 04:12:41 PM  

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infamouseddie. I say the Trollhawks own the day...tomorrow.
 
2013-01-05 04:12:53 PM  
Give me the Trollhawks and the Good Manning for superbowl please.

k thx.
 
2013-01-05 04:14:12 PM  
NFL Network says Ponder is in, but he has bursitis. Ouchies. That does not sound promising.
 
2013-01-05 04:14:23 PM  

mikaloyd: zerkalo: Sorry Vikes, you can't get to the promised land until you play outdoors and God intended

Bikes have purple jesus and intended


cold weather no team helping intended
 
2013-01-05 04:15:28 PM  

Bunny Deville: NFL Network says Ponder is in, but he has bursitis. Ouchies. That does not sound promising.


Minnesota QB, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2013-01-05 04:15:32 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Waxing_Chewbacca: Palmer Eldritch: As long as the Patriots don't get stuck with Baltimore, I'm happy.

I think we gettin' Baltimore. Sucks.

Nope, Bengals by 9. Book it. Done.


And yes I am an idiot (looks at his Heineken, pushes it away). But you still won't be getting Baltimore, you will be getting the Colts (who will win by 12).
 
2013-01-05 04:15:33 PM  
if the texans lose... is the head coach in danger?
 
2013-01-05 04:19:30 PM  
Finished my Fark Playoff Challenge picks, let's get ready to fum-ble!

/wait...
 
2013-01-05 04:20:26 PM  
Anyone have a good stream for the game? Atdhenet has nothing.
 
2013-01-05 04:20:40 PM  
I'm torn. On one hand the niners absolutely killed the Packers in week 1, but I hate the packers a lot.
While the vikings dominated the niners in week 3, I don't necessarily hate them.


Um...go packers I guess?
 
2013-01-05 04:21:07 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Anyone have a good stream for the game? Atdhenet has nothing.


Not in the US of A, or no NBC there?
 
2013-01-05 04:21:36 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Anyone have a good stream for the game? Atdhenet has nothing.


I use Flomax
 
2013-01-05 04:21:45 PM  
i.imgur.com

derp
 
2013-01-05 04:22:16 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Anyone have a good stream for the game? Atdhenet has nothing.


NBC?
 
2013-01-05 04:22:20 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Anyone have a good stream for the game? Atdhenet has nothing.


nbc.com i assume
 
2013-01-05 04:22:25 PM  

NightAssmonkey: if the texans lose... is the head coach in danger?


Not really in any danger. If Texans really were gun totin loonies like their stereotype then Garret, Romo, Mack Brown, and Jerry Jones would already be dead.
 
2013-01-05 04:23:14 PM  
Hansel and Gretel looks...insane...ly stupid.
 
2013-01-05 04:23:24 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Anyone have a good stream for the game? Atdhenet has nothing.


Feel lucky when you Google first row sports and/or vipbox.
 
2013-01-05 04:23:34 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Waxing_Chewbacca: Palmer Eldritch: As long as the Patriots don't get stuck with Baltimore, I'm happy.

I think we gettin' Baltimore. Sucks.

Nope, Bengals by 9. Book it. Done.


I'm saying bengals win but I Baltimore beats Indy. Pats get Baltimore / Denver gets bengals
 
2013-01-05 04:24:00 PM  

Nefarious: http://playoffchallenge.fantasy.nfl.com/

Group: FarkPlayoffChallenge PW: Fark

Come play for bragging rights


Might as well join although my Ravens homerism will likely wind up with a crushing defeat. :)
 
2013-01-05 04:24:00 PM  
Romolicious never gets old.
 
2013-01-05 04:24:01 PM  
ezrahub.com
 
2013-01-05 04:24:20 PM  

ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: Waxing_Chewbacca: Palmer Eldritch: As long as the Patriots don't get stuck with Baltimore, I'm happy.

I think we gettin' Baltimore. Sucks.

Nope, Bengals by 9. Book it. Done.

And yes I am an idiot (looks at his Heineken, pushes it away). But you still won't be getting Baltimore, you will be getting the Colts (who will win by 12).


Your lips / gods ears

... Pick up that damn beer
 
2013-01-05 04:24:23 PM  
'Cause you had a bad day-ee-ay...

You had a bad day

/play that commercial EVERY SINGLE BREAK, NBC
 
2013-01-05 04:24:50 PM  
Webb starting means my dream of a lower packers live line (if the vikes could score first) is drifting away. -8's just became -9's and -9.5's.
 
2013-01-05 04:26:08 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: Waxing_Chewbacca: Palmer Eldritch: As long as the Patriots don't get stuck with Baltimore, I'm happy.

I think we gettin' Baltimore. Sucks.

Nope, Bengals by 9. Book it. Done.

And yes I am an idiot (looks at his Heineken, pushes it away). But you still won't be getting Baltimore, you will be getting the Colts (who will win by 12).

Your lips / gods ears

... Pick up that damn beer


(heading to the fridge to get his re-fill)
 
2013-01-05 04:26:47 PM  
Go Cat Team Brotherhood! Pur, purr, motherfarkers!
 
2013-01-05 04:28:24 PM  

eddievercetti: Nefarious: http://playoffchallenge.fantasy.nfl.com/

Group: FarkPlayoffChallenge PW: Fark

30 to kickoff

infamouseddie. I say the Trollhawks own the day...tomorrow.


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-01-05 04:29:17 PM  
I tried looking at other Farkers' lineups, but it's saying everyone else's lineup is empty. *confused*
 
2013-01-05 04:29:55 PM  
I'm surrounded by nerds...not you guys, I'm at a con. Thank Jebbus for hotel bars!

/No Faith? BOOOOOOOOOOO.
//Didn't we have Bengals/Texans last year?
 
2013-01-05 04:30:12 PM  
Texans 10-9, thanks to Foster
Pack 24-8, for the lulz
 
2013-01-05 04:30:12 PM  
Ah, the NBC "B" announcers. I want that job!
 
2013-01-05 04:30:17 PM  
FOOTBALL
 
2013-01-05 04:30:31 PM  

ariseatex: I tried looking at other Farkers' lineups, but it's saying everyone else's lineup is empty. *confused*


probably won't be visible till they lock
 
2013-01-05 04:31:17 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Anyone have a good stream for the game? Atdhenet has nothing.


Http://thefirstrow.eu
 
2013-01-05 04:31:23 PM  

eddievercetti: I'm surrounded by nerds...not you guys, I'm at a con. Thank Jebbus for hotel bars!

/No Faith? BOOOOOOOOOOO.
//Didn't we have Bengals/Texans last year?


Ooh, which one?
 
2013-01-05 04:31:57 PM  

Nefarious: ariseatex: I tried looking at other Farkers' lineups, but it's saying everyone else's lineup is empty. *confused*

probably won't be visible till they lock


Yep, you're right. I can see only Texans/Bengals players on other lineups.
 
2013-01-05 04:32:00 PM  
Lets do this thing!
 
2013-01-05 04:32:06 PM  
And I'm calling for Minnesota by 5 in the night game (crosses his fingers). C'mon, Purple Jesus, don't fail us now!
 
2013-01-05 04:32:12 PM  

ariseatex: I tried looking at other Farkers' lineups, but it's saying everyone else's lineup is empty. *confused*


You have someone playing this game? All I see on yours is Foster.
 
2013-01-05 04:33:05 PM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-05 04:33:08 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Waxing_Chewbacca: ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: Waxing_Chewbacca: Palmer Eldritch: As long as the Patriots don't get stuck with Baltimore, I'm happy.

I think we gettin' Baltimore. Sucks.

Nope, Bengals by 9. Book it. Done.

And yes I am an idiot (looks at his Heineken, pushes it away). But you still won't be getting Baltimore, you will be getting the Colts (who will win by 12).

Your lips / gods ears

... Pick up that damn beer

(heading to the fridge to get his re-fill)


Good man
 
2013-01-05 04:33:11 PM  

eddievercetti: ariseatex: I tried looking at other Farkers' lineups, but it's saying everyone else's lineup is empty. *confused*

You have someone playing this game? All I see on yours is Foster.


I have every position filled. They're only showing you players for the current game on other folks' rosters.

I see only Foster & Johnson on yours.
 
2013-01-05 04:33:47 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And I'm calling for Minnesota by 5 in the night game (crosses his fingers). C'mon, Purple Jesus, don't fail us now!


And my nephew, who is a rabid Packers fan, is literally sitting 3 ft behind me, so the night game could get a little... loud, depending on how the game is going.
 
2013-01-05 04:34:13 PM  

ariseatex: eddievercetti: ariseatex: I tried looking at other Farkers' lineups, but it's saying everyone else's lineup is empty. *confused*

You have someone playing this game? All I see on yours is Foster.

I have every position filled. They're only showing you players for the current game on other folks' rosters.

I see only Foster & Johnson on yours.


I guess the game is starting so they will show Texans/Bengals players first then Vikes/Packers and so on.
 
2013-01-05 04:34:14 PM  

ariseatex: eddievercetti: ariseatex: I tried looking at other Farkers' lineups, but it's saying everyone else's lineup is empty. *confused*

You have someone playing this game? All I see on yours is Foster.

I have every position filled. They're only showing you players for the current game on other folks' rosters.

I see only Foster & Johnson on yours.

That's good since then people can jump in anytime before the last game this weekend.

 
2013-01-05 04:34:22 PM  
Thanks, guys.
 
2013-01-05 04:34:41 PM  
NBC also has the game live on their website http://snfallaccess.nbcsports.com/
 
2013-01-05 04:35:05 PM  
Hitching your star to Schaub.
 
2013-01-05 04:35:16 PM  
It's 4:35. Where's the football?
 
2013-01-05 04:35:29 PM  
Alex Flanagan is stunning.
 
2013-01-05 04:35:39 PM  

Bunny Deville: Ooh, which one?


Nearby is MAGfest...I know, I know...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-05 04:36:06 PM  
PLAYOFFS BEGUN THEY HAVE!!!!!

/go Broncos!
//next week
 
2013-01-05 04:36:54 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 466x700]


I like the cut of your jib!

WHO FARKING DEY!!!
 
2013-01-05 04:37:02 PM  
From what I saw earlier, all of the Texan spent way too much time dancing around the field before the game proclaiming themselves bad asses of the universe to actually have any strength left to play the game.
 
2013-01-05 04:37:16 PM  
Kevin Walter has crazy eyes.
 
2013-01-05 04:37:19 PM  
I love it when the camera guy gets faked out.
 
2013-01-05 04:37:49 PM  
I hope that Schaub wasn't going all out there, cause he runs really slow....
 
2013-01-05 04:37:51 PM  
Who! Dey!
 
2013-01-05 04:37:54 PM  

Bunny Deville: From what I saw earlier, all of the Texan spent way too much time dancing around the field before the game proclaiming themselves bad asses of the universe to actually have any strength left to play the game.


I can't wait to see their anger fueled by booze and BBQ.
 
2013-01-05 04:38:04 PM  

Bunny Deville: From what I saw earlier, all of the Texan spent way too much time dancing around the field before the game proclaiming themselves bad asses of the universe to actually have any strength left to play the game.


To be fair, you just described a typical Texan mating dance.
 
2013-01-05 04:38:36 PM  
*sigh*. So it's gonna be like that again, is it?
 
2013-01-05 04:38:38 PM  
3 and out. Nice start Houston!
 
2013-01-05 04:38:46 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: I love it when the camera guy gets faked out.


The only ones not faked out by that play action was the defense. And now a 3-and-out.
 
2013-01-05 04:38:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-05 04:39:27 PM  
This is not a repeat...
 
2013-01-05 04:39:40 PM  
Andy Dalton, Ginger State
 
2013-01-05 04:40:41 PM  
PURR PURR MOTHERfarkERS
 
2013-01-05 04:40:42 PM  
Bad sound mixing . . . replay mistakes . . . scrub announcers . . . it's like college football on Fox
 
2013-01-05 04:40:44 PM  
alligator arms......
 
2013-01-05 04:41:20 PM  

eddievercetti: This is not a repeat...


Are you sure?  I'm getting a sense of deja vu
 
2013-01-05 04:41:22 PM  
And the Bungles are the Bungles.
 
2013-01-05 04:41:23 PM  
Gresham doing his best Jermichael impression
 
2013-01-05 04:41:23 PM  
Well, this is a less than impressive start.
 
2013-01-05 04:41:23 PM  
Gresham
Stone hands
 
2013-01-05 04:41:28 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Bad sound mixing . . . replay mistakes . . . scrub announcers . . . it's like college football on Fox


Gus Johnson is not a scrub! You take that back!
 
2013-01-05 04:41:31 PM  

ariseatex: Bunny Deville: From what I saw earlier, all of the Texan spent way too much time dancing around the field before the game proclaiming themselves bad asses of the universe to actually have any strength left to play the game.

To be fair, you just described a typical Texan mating dance.


As a Texan, I can confirm this.
/C'mon guys, remember when y'all didn't suck? It was kinda neat, eh?
 
2013-01-05 04:41:50 PM  
Almost a pick.

AliceBToklasLives: Bad sound mixing . . . replay mistakes . . . scrub announcers . . . it's like college football on Fox


Or a NFL game from the B team of NBC and NBC Sports. Hell, Telemundo would announce this game better than these zilches.
 
2013-01-05 04:41:56 PM  
Can we just go to the next game.
 
2013-01-05 04:42:11 PM  
I have to root for the Vikings today - Seattle's only chance for one more home game includes both they and MN winning out in the NFC. If they get there, this would be farking HUGE!
 
2013-01-05 04:42:16 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Bad sound mixing . . . replay mistakes . . . scrub announcers . . . it's like college football on Fox


Well NBC hasn't needed the B-team much.
 
2013-01-05 04:42:33 PM  
Now THAT's playoff football.

run in circles, fall down.  Then get penalized.

/YEA
 
2013-01-05 04:42:51 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-01-05 04:43:00 PM  
DAMMIT GRESHAM!!!

Dalton: "Sorry about that pass hitting you in the gotdamn hands!"
 
2013-01-05 04:43:04 PM  
yawn
 
2013-01-05 04:43:25 PM  

Nefarious: Are you sure?  I'm getting a sense of deja vu


CIN-HOU in Houston on January from the B team of NBC...NAH!
 
2013-01-05 04:43:37 PM  

my lip balm addiction: I have to root for the Vikings today - Seattle's only chance for one more home game includes both they and MN winning out in the NFC. If they get there, this would be farking HUGE!


I can live with that, even knowing that Seattle would probably CRUSH the Vikings.
 
2013-01-05 04:43:45 PM  
I have a feeling this is going to be a grinding defensive game
 
2013-01-05 04:44:17 PM  
Can we all agree the best result for the NFL is the Bengals win this game? Then they would go to Denver, all but insuring a Denver win. That means NE would play either IND or BAL - either one of those matchups is awesome. Then basically any of IND/BAL/NE at Denver is also fantastic.

Who the hell wants Houston to win this game?
 
2013-01-05 04:45:04 PM  

eddievercetti: Or a NFL game from the B team of NBC and NBC Sports. Hell, Telemundo would announce this game better than these zilches.


Just switched to SAP. They usually only have one guy on the Spanish coverage, but today they have two. Definitely better than the English announcers so far.
 
2013-01-05 04:46:10 PM  
That's more like it
 
2013-01-05 04:47:07 PM  

DamnYankees: Can we all agree the best result for the NFL is the Bengals win this game? Then they would go to Denver, all but insuring a Denver win. That means NE would play either IND or BAL - either one of those matchups is awesome. Then basically any of IND/BAL/NE at Denver is also fantastic.

Who the hell wants Houston to win this game?


Myself, a few other people...
/First downs?!
 
2013-01-05 04:47:15 PM  
We've secretly replaced the End-of-season Texans with the Beggining-of-season Texans. Let's see if they notice...
 
2013-01-05 04:47:26 PM  

DamnYankees: Who the hell wants Houston to win this game?


I was gonna say that the Houston Texans wanted to win the game, but judging by recent weeks...
 
2013-01-05 04:47:31 PM  
Well, that one tricked the Bengals' D.
 
2013-01-05 04:48:16 PM  
Keshawn Martin

Great football name.
 
2013-01-05 04:48:52 PM  
If this ends up with 10-30 Texans, that would be freaky.
 
2013-01-05 04:49:13 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: AliceBToklasLives: Bad sound mixing . . . replay mistakes . . . scrub announcers . . . it's like college football on Fox

Gus Johnson is not a scrub! You take that back!


You tell him... or her! Can't tell from the name.

Anyone know if Gus is going to be on this week? Isn't there a website for that, and broadcast coverages?
 
2013-01-05 04:49:23 PM  

litespeed74: Keshawn Martin

Great football name.


just give him the damn ball

/4th + FG time
 
2013-01-05 04:49:38 PM  
Go for it pussies
 
2013-01-05 04:49:43 PM  
Yea!  Dropped.
 
2013-01-05 04:49:52 PM  
Texans FG is...GOOD!
 
2013-01-05 04:50:03 PM  

DamnYankees: Who the hell wants Houston to win this game?


I'd like to see Den/Indy next week, so Houston needs to win to make that happen.
 
2013-01-05 04:50:49 PM  
less field goals

moar Alex Flanagan

pls k thx
 
2013-01-05 04:51:25 PM  

yookaloco: Anyone know if Gus is going to be on this week? Isn't there a website for that, and broadcast coverages?


FOX only has one game on this week and it's Hawks-Skins with the Duo of Doom.
 
2013-01-05 04:51:52 PM  

yookaloco: 7th Son of a 7th Son: AliceBToklasLives: Bad sound mixing . . . replay mistakes . . . scrub announcers . . . it's like college football on Fox

Gus Johnson is not a scrub! You take that back!

You tell him... or her! Can't tell from the name.

Anyone know if Gus is going to be on this week? Isn't there a website for that, and broadcast coverages?


Awful Announcing. And the506.com.

/and I do love Gus - many apologies :(
 
2013-01-05 04:52:28 PM  
NBC get your shiat together.
If you can't get 2 quality crews, you don't get two playoff games.

I don't even know one guy, and Mr YaGottaCatchThatFootball from Thursday games. Fark off!
 
2013-01-05 04:52:35 PM  
if you juggle a kickoff while still in the endzone, maybe just take a knee.
 
2013-01-05 04:52:43 PM  
I do not want to be fused to my phone.

Restarts/reboots and the occasional app problems would really suck.

/hey, nvmac, you having a stroke?
//nope, just freaky app
 
2013-01-05 04:53:00 PM  
Even the outro music is 'B'
 
2013-01-05 04:53:31 PM  

nvmac: I do not want to be fused to my phone.

Restarts/reboots and the occasional app problems would really suck.

/hey, nvmac, you having a stroke?
//nope, just freaky app


Not to mention you'd have to go into a coma to fly.
 
2013-01-05 04:53:32 PM  

nvmac: I do not want to be fused to my phone.

Restarts/reboots and the occasional app problems would really suck.

/hey, nvmac, you having a stroke?
//nope, just freaky app


I wouldn't mind a firmware update though, or to jailbreak myself. Got some tweaks I'd like to make.
 
2013-01-05 04:53:38 PM  

Bunny Deville: Go Cat Team Brotherhood! Pur, purr, motherfarkers!


Cats dont win Superbowls Predators barely do.

Superbowls and victors

1-2 blue collar workers
3 vehicles
4 oppressed minorities
5 ponies
6 goat ropers
7-8 marine mammals (predators)
9-10 Blue collar workers
11 pirates
12 goat ropers
13-14 blue collar workers
15 pirates
16 emtremanures
17 oppressed minorities
18 pirates
19 emtremanures
20 predators
21 gig ass mother farkers
22 oppressed minorities
23-4 emtremanures
25 big ass mother farkers
26 oppressed minorities
27-8 goat ropers
29 entremanures
30 goat ropers
31 blue collards
32-3 ponies
34 goats
35 big ass crows (predators?)
36 early americans
37 pirates
38-9 early americans
40 blue collards
41 ponies
42 big ass mother farkers
43 blue collards
44 God's Chosen Few
45 Blue collards
46 big ass mother farkers
 
2013-01-05 04:53:49 PM  
Ffs gamepass stream is about 1m behind the cable signal... But the cable looks like shiat (no HD). Gorrammit!!!

Go whatever! I don't really care about anybody in this game... Just make it a good one.
 
2013-01-05 04:54:31 PM  
Spanish-language audio is a few seconds behind the video, based on crowd noise. Back to English-language B crew I go.
 
2013-01-05 04:54:42 PM  
imageshack.us

When do the Eagles play?
 
2013-01-05 04:54:58 PM  
Lawfirm!
 
2013-01-05 04:55:03 PM  
Yes, 65 people cheering for Dalton will drown out the thousands that are cheering against him.
 
2013-01-05 04:55:28 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 464x366]

When do the Eagles play?


Same day the Cowboys do, silly.
 
2013-01-05 04:55:33 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 464x366]

When do the Eagles play?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-05 04:56:15 PM  

yookaloco: 7th Son of a 7th Son: AliceBToklasLives: Bad sound mixing . . . replay mistakes . . . scrub announcers . . . it's like college football on Fox

Gus Johnson is not a scrub! You take that back!

You tell him... or her! Can't tell from the name.

Anyone know if Gus is going to be on this week? Isn't there a website for that, and broadcast coverages?


NBC gets two Wild-Card Weekend matchups (both today), then it's all CBS & Fox. Which means we get 27% of remaining games called by Shoepisser & Captain Concussion.

And 27% of the games covered by Phil Simms, who might be the dumbest analyst when it comes to covering the position he played (since Billy Packer is now retired).
 
2013-01-05 04:56:24 PM  

kudayta: DamnYankees: Who the hell wants Houston to win this game?

I was gonna say that the Houston Texans wanted to win the game, but judging by recent weeks...


Cowboys fans?
 
2013-01-05 04:56:44 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: When do the Eagles play?


They play tomorrow at 5:80 o'clock.
 
2013-01-05 04:57:09 PM  
Dalsack!
 
2013-01-05 04:57:27 PM  
I like Mike Mayock
 
2013-01-05 04:57:58 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 464x366]

When do the Eagles play?


Tee time for the scramble against the Giants is Tuesday 7:30 AM.
 
2013-01-05 04:58:08 PM  
EVERY TIME THERE IS A PUNT

ALEX FLANAGAN MUST REMOVE AN ITEM OF CLOTHING

It is written.
 
2013-01-05 04:58:09 PM  
Workaholics chick playing the same character in a commercial.

Tight butthole.
 
2013-01-05 04:58:49 PM  
FOOTBAWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!
 
2013-01-05 04:59:18 PM  
Hey all. I got an idea.

Since we're not getting NHL Playoffs (where this idea was first born), I propose that during commercials and halftime, we visit the webcam of the center of the universe for drunken unintentional comedy, and humiliating singing and dancing lulz.

THE CATS MEOW 24/7 KARAOKE BAR in New Orleans!!

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll mute during the game. CZECH IT OUT!
 
2013-01-05 04:59:22 PM  
Kevin Nealon makes a horrible color commentator, especially if he's going to do his Marlon Brando imitation all night.
 
2013-01-05 04:59:28 PM  
Mr. Dalton's stats so far: 1 for 3 for -6 yards.

/Bengals need a QB who actually has a soul
 
2013-01-05 04:59:53 PM  

4NSpy:
Tight butthole.


Thats not the word on the street
 
2013-01-05 05:00:11 PM  
So I heard from a review that 1600 Penn sucks because of the son and it's a Modern Family ripoff...again.
 
2013-01-05 05:00:11 PM  
I know you're trying to showcase your prime time shows, NBC, but they still look like crap
 
2013-01-05 05:00:16 PM  
Trying my kindle for farm...meh
 
2013-01-05 05:01:01 PM  

yookaloco: Hey all. I got an idea.

Since we're not getting NHL Playoffs (where this idea was first born), I propose that during commercials and halftime, we visit the webcam of the center of the universe for drunken unintentional comedy, and humiliating singing and dancing lulz.

THE CATS MEOW 24/7 KARAOKE BAR in New Orleans!!

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll mute during the game. CZECH IT OUT!


Oh yeah, we're gonna need this between What Grinds Costas Gears?
 
2013-01-05 05:01:34 PM  

eddievercetti: So I heard from a review that 1600 Penn sucks because of the son and it's a Modern Family ripoff...again.


Huh. Was looking forward to it cuz of the cast. I'll keep it in mind.
 
2013-01-05 05:02:01 PM  

seventypercent: EVERY TIME THERE IS A PUNT

ALEX FLANAGAN MUST REMOVE AN ITEM OF CLOTHING

It is written.


That right there is a million dollar idea.
 
2013-01-05 05:02:23 PM  

eddievercetti: So I heard from a review that 1600 Penn sucks because of the son and it's a Modern Family ripoff...again.


The showed an episode a couple weeks ago, it was horrible.
 
2013-01-05 05:02:31 PM  

zerkalo: I know you're trying to showcase your prime time shows, NBC, but they still look like crap


Thank god for the Internet. I haven't watched a regular TV show in at least 3 years except while visiting a relative, and I don't miss it at all.
 
2013-01-05 05:03:09 PM  
Wait...did the announcer just call her Alice?
 
2013-01-05 05:03:29 PM  
www.baconsports.com
 
2013-01-05 05:04:20 PM  
Did the regular NBC announcers go on strike or something? These guys sound like they just got called up from public access television.
 
2013-01-05 05:04:21 PM  
Magnum, DPI
 
2013-01-05 05:04:22 PM  
Sooo, what've I missed? >.>

Wait... Is that Mike Mayock? NOOOOOOOOOO! ;_;
 
2013-01-05 05:05:21 PM  

eddievercetti: [www.baconsports.com image 580x326]


Mrs. Aikman or Mrs. Buck?

30fps.mocksession.com
 
2013-01-05 05:05:28 PM  

Captain Steroid: Sooo, what've I missed? >.>

Wait... Is that Mike Mayock? NOOOOOOOOOO! ;_;


Welcome to the party, pal.
 
2013-01-05 05:05:44 PM  

Captain Steroid: Sooo, what've I missed? >.>


Hello Captain
 
2013-01-05 05:05:53 PM  

eddievercetti: [www.baconsports.com image 580x326]


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-05 05:06:07 PM  

kudayta: Did the regular NBC announcers go on strike or something? These guys sound like they just got called up from public access television.


This is the 1 time a year that NBC has to broadcast 2 games. They obviously didn't bother to plan for that well known contingency
 
2013-01-05 05:06:20 PM  
Chains are out. What did they forget the leather helmets?
 
2013-01-05 05:07:27 PM  
END OF 1!

Prepared
 
2013-01-05 05:07:29 PM  

UNC_Samurai: eddievercetti: [www.baconsports.com image 580x326]

Mrs. Aikman or Mrs. Buck?

[30fps.mocksession.com image 850x478]


www.cinawesome.com
 
2013-01-05 05:07:31 PM  
Schaub looks a little inbred to me. Like the Dolphin's coach.
 
2013-01-05 05:07:31 PM  
End of 1st Quarter of the 1st Playoff game of the weekend.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?

/cause I'm not
 
2013-01-05 05:07:35 PM  

kudayta: Did the regular NBC announcers go on strike or something? These guys sound like they just got called up from public access television.


Al Michaels and Chris Collinsworth have the night game.
 
2013-01-05 05:08:00 PM  
The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.
 
2013-01-05 05:08:02 PM  

kudayta: Did the regular NBC announcers go on strike or something? These guys sound like they just got called up from public access television.


At first I thought Dan Hicks sounded like Matt Vasgersian, and I was like, whoa, NBC is really going low-grade for a playoff game.
 
2013-01-05 05:09:32 PM  

seventypercent: At first I thought Dan Hicks sounded like Matt Vasgersian, and I was like, whoa, NBC is really going low-grade for a playoff game.


I love Matty V.
 
2013-01-05 05:09:34 PM  
Beyonce, Pepsi, Corvette, Super Bowl.

Random as fark.
 
2013-01-05 05:09:37 PM  

MBTAhole: Schaub looks a little inbred to me. Like the Dolphin's coach.


i1020.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 05:09:49 PM  

4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.


Cris Collinsworth would be an awesome bro to get high with. Clearly parties before he's on the air.
 
2013-01-05 05:10:13 PM  

picodenico: seventypercent: At first I thought Dan Hicks sounded like Matt Vasgersian, and I was like, whoa, NBC is really going low-grade for a playoff game.

I love Matty V.


The dude used to announce for the XFL!
 
2013-01-05 05:10:33 PM  

4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.


I enjoyed Madden's commentary around 1983.
 
2013-01-05 05:10:45 PM  

ariseatex: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

Cris Collinsworth would be an awesome bro to get high with. Clearly parties before he's on the air.


I miss the Dennis Miller experiment. I know I'm alone in that belief
 
2013-01-05 05:10:58 PM  

seventypercent: picodenico: seventypercent: At first I thought Dan Hicks sounded like Matt Vasgersian, and I was like, whoa, NBC is really going low-grade for a playoff game.

I love Matty V.

The dude used to announce for the XFL!


Holy shiat, I now remember that!
 
2013-01-05 05:11:23 PM  

nvmac: MBTAhole: Schaub looks a little inbred to me. Like the Dolphin's coach.

[i1020.photobucket.com image 237x318]


A lot of derp faces in this thread so far...
 
2013-01-05 05:11:41 PM  

Lost Thought 00: ariseatex: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

Cris Collinsworth would be an awesome bro to get high with. Clearly parties before he's on the air.

I miss the Dennis Miller experiment. I know I'm alone in that belief


I miss the giant article on ESPN.com Tuesday mornings explaining all his jokes.
 
2013-01-05 05:11:51 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

I enjoyed Madden's commentary around 1983.


Dick Vermeil is the best analyst I've heard on an NFL game in 20 years. So it made sense that ESPN hired him for one game in the MNF double-header and never again.
 
2013-01-05 05:11:53 PM  
I like Indie announcers that you have probably never heard of.
 
2013-01-05 05:12:17 PM  
Meh.
 
2013-01-05 05:12:29 PM  

Lost Thought 00: ariseatex: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

Cris Collinsworth would be an awesome bro to get high with. Clearly parties before he's on the air.

I miss the Dennis Miller experiment. I know I'm alone in that belief


My thoughts exactly.... but for Kornheiser. And Jaws. Gruden teaches me alot though, doesn't really ever make me laugh.
 
2013-01-05 05:12:35 PM  
Texans FG is... good!

6-0 HOU
 
2013-01-05 05:12:38 PM  
Oh god, IT IS gonna be a repeat of last year!
 
2013-01-05 05:12:54 PM  
27 yard FGA attempt by Shayne "Alexander" Graham "Bell" is good

Also a turtle bit that guy's finger
 
2013-01-05 05:13:03 PM  

UNC_Samurai: AliceBToklasLives: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

I enjoyed Madden's commentary around 1983.

Dick Vermeil is the best analyst I've heard on an NFL game in 20 years. So it made sense that ESPN hired him for one game in the MNF double-header and never again.


Didn't he lose his voice in that game? I remember him straining to call it.
 
2013-01-05 05:13:04 PM  
I wants me a genie.
 
2013-01-05 05:13:11 PM  
Looks like the Texans' aversion to getting in the endzone is continuing into this week as well.
 
2013-01-05 05:13:12 PM  

Lost Thought 00: ariseatex: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

Cris Collinsworth would be an awesome bro to get high with. Clearly parties before he's on the air.

I miss the Dennis Miller experiment. I know I'm alone in that belief


You're not alone.  I only got maybe 20 percent of what he was talking about, but I liked him.
 
2013-01-05 05:13:57 PM  
6-0 Shayne Graham, 13:07 2nd
 
2013-01-05 05:14:12 PM  

Lost Thought 00: ariseatex: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

Cris Collinsworth would be an awesome bro to get high with. Clearly parties before he's on the air.

I miss the Dennis Miller experiment. I know I'm alone in that belief


You're not alone...if nothing else, watching everyone else in the booth trying to figure out what he said was a thing of beauty.
 
2013-01-05 05:14:16 PM  

eddievercetti: Oh god, IT IS gonna be a repeat of last year!


Or maybe you're in a year-long Groundhog-Day-like time loop, and you're simply experiencing today for a second time.
 
2013-01-05 05:14:38 PM  

Lost Thought 00: I miss the Dennis Miller experiment. I know I'm alone in that belief


Nope. I loved Dennis Miller, before he went political. I thought him on MNF was fantastic.

seventypercent: The dude used to announce for the XFL!


And the Brewers. He was fantastic as the Brewers TV announcer for like 7 years. He's entertaining, and just fun to listen to.
 
2013-01-05 05:14:40 PM  
Sandstorm!
 
2013-01-05 05:14:57 PM  
Until 2008 or so ESPN Page 2 used have a daily article that was basically one sentence synopsis of the previous days news. What was that article called and who wrote it?
 
2013-01-05 05:15:02 PM  

Captain Steroid: Texans FG is... good!

6-0 HOU


farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-05 05:15:09 PM  
I thought he hated to be called "Adam"
 
2013-01-05 05:16:10 PM  

4NSpy: UNC_Samurai: AliceBToklasLives: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

I enjoyed Madden's commentary around 1983.

Dick Vermeil is the best analyst I've heard on an NFL game in 20 years. So it made sense that ESPN hired him for one game in the MNF double-header and never again.

Didn't he lose his voice in that game? I remember him straining to call it.


He was probably just tearing up again for some random reason.
 
2013-01-05 05:16:40 PM  
Who's going in Wendy, that's what I want to know
 
2013-01-05 05:16:59 PM  

zerkalo: I thought he hated to be called "Adam"


I heard a few weeks ago he doesn't want to be called pacman anymore.
 
2013-01-05 05:17:00 PM  
Marky Mark vs. Maximus? Gee, I wonder who wins?
 
2013-01-05 05:17:06 PM  

zerkalo: Who's going in Wendy, that's what I want to know


Peter Pan?
 
2013-01-05 05:17:25 PM  

zerkalo: Who's going in Wendy, that's what I want to know


I'd dip my fry in that frosty.

great, now I'm hungry.
 
2013-01-05 05:17:27 PM  

zerkalo: Who's going in Wendy, that's what I want to know


She's about to get penetrated by my big juicy Baconator
 
2013-01-05 05:17:35 PM  
Law Firm doesn't want to hear about stats so far
 
2013-01-05 05:17:38 PM  

4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.


Chris Collinsworth is awesome.

Bye.
 
2013-01-05 05:17:40 PM  

Sweet Chin Music: I wants me a genie.


Hanna Davis
Link

Link

Link
 
2013-01-05 05:17:51 PM  
wheelbarrow!
 
2013-01-05 05:17:58 PM  
Tickling the twine! DRINK
 
2013-01-05 05:17:58 PM  
wheelbarrow!
 
2013-01-05 05:18:04 PM  
"he was tickling the twine there"

ariseatex: zerkalo: Who's going in Wendy, that's what I want to know

Peter Pan?


+1
 
2013-01-05 05:18:22 PM  
Sorry I'm late, Go Texans

Good to see their RZ offense is in late season form
 
2013-01-05 05:18:29 PM  

Neondistraction: zerkalo: I thought he hated to be called "Adam"

I heard a few weeks ago he doesn't want to be called pacman anymore.


He says he's grown up and now demands to be called QBert.
 
2013-01-05 05:18:32 PM  
Not a good dump off.
 
2013-01-05 05:19:10 PM  
Daltonception!
 
2013-01-05 05:19:15 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Sweet Chin Music: I wants me a genie.

Hanna Davis
Link

Link

Link


Johnny on the spot with that. I guess the first shot is post boob job?

GINGERCEPTION!
 
2013-01-05 05:19:16 PM  
REDHEADEDCEPTION
 
2013-01-05 05:19:24 PM  
Daltonception
 
2013-01-05 05:19:26 PM  
Andy Dalton, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

INT
 
2013-01-05 05:19:28 PM  
Bengals being Bengals.
 
2013-01-05 05:19:29 PM  
Gingerception #1
 
2013-01-05 05:19:32 PM  
DALTONCEPTION!
 
2013-01-05 05:19:33 PM  
DALTONCEPTION

Ill advised dogran is picked off
 
2013-01-05 05:19:35 PM  
Nice punt by Dalton.
 
2013-01-05 05:19:39 PM  
Wow, Dalton.
Terrible decision.
 
2013-01-05 05:19:39 PM  
Picked, but basically the equivalent of a punt on third and 12.
 
2013-01-05 05:19:47 PM  
Nice punt by Dalton.
 
2013-01-05 05:19:50 PM  
-17 yards and a pick. What's that QB rating?
 
2013-01-05 05:19:55 PM  
Everybody else hears that clicking, right? Is one of these Farkers tapping their pen next to the mic?

/TURNOVER! WHOOO!
 
2013-01-05 05:20:01 PM  
yookaloco:

I feel that way about Billick, too. He does a very good job explaining things like coverage schemes and reading the defense. I feel like I learn something new almost every time I listen to him.
 
2013-01-05 05:20:02 PM  
Dalton Era

Gradkowski Era
 
2013-01-05 05:20:15 PM  
I'm out back smoking, but I knew something had happened even before you guys said what because of the outburst of cackling from the Husband and #2.
 
2013-01-05 05:20:21 PM  
Wait, what?
 
2013-01-05 05:20:25 PM  
What? Incomplete?
 
2013-01-05 05:20:27 PM  
Huh?

Replay?
 
2013-01-05 05:20:40 PM  
Awesome coverage, NBC. Randomness in effect
 
2013-01-05 05:20:41 PM  
Whoa, really?  Way to go to commercial during a non-pick, guys.
 
2013-01-05 05:20:53 PM  
No ception for Jackson
 
2013-01-05 05:20:55 PM  
Daltonception reversed.
 
2013-01-05 05:20:58 PM  
No interception
 
2013-01-05 05:21:01 PM  

bionicjoe: Nice punt by Dalton.


Heh...was a punt.
 
2013-01-05 05:21:04 PM  
Excellent armpunt by Dalton.
 
2013-01-05 05:21:05 PM  
assets.sbnation.com

Licence to Fail
 
2013-01-05 05:21:10 PM  
Upon further review...

Andy Dalton, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2013-01-05 05:21:21 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Sweet Chin Music: I wants me a genie.

Hanna Davis
Link

Link

Link


Danke.
 
2013-01-05 05:21:22 PM  
Sweet dargoning jeebus, Dalton, -17 and INT? Looool
 
2013-01-05 05:21:27 PM  
No Daltonception. :-(
 
2013-01-05 05:21:36 PM  
My hatred of NBC is rising to Olympian levels.
 
2013-01-05 05:21:46 PM  
Good Job on the commercial timing NBC
 
2013-01-05 05:21:47 PM  

you are a puppet: Neondistraction: zerkalo: I thought he hated to be called "Adam"

I heard a few weeks ago he doesn't want to be called pacman anymore.

He says he's grown up and now demands to be called QBert.


I was thinking about this way too hard, and now I have to ask - do you think when he gets married, his wife will look exactly the same as him, except with red lipstick and a bow in her hair? How do you enable voting on this? Also, does anyone know the proper spelling of Martin Lawrences SheNayNay? I have to GIS for this now, for compartitive purposes.
 
2013-01-05 05:21:49 PM  
Didn't the ref signal interception?

Was there a review?
 
2013-01-05 05:22:00 PM  

Captain Steroid: No Daltonception. :-(


The afternoon is young, Dances-With-Ponies...
 
2013-01-05 05:22:18 PM  

vegaswench: Whoa, really?  Way to go to commercial during a non-pick, guys.


Fred Gaudelli is not impressed with his understudy
 
2013-01-05 05:22:30 PM  
PICK6!
 
2013-01-05 05:22:35 PM  
Schaubception! Pick 6!
 
2013-01-05 05:22:37 PM  
SCHAUBCEPTION

Pick 6!
 
2013-01-05 05:22:38 PM  

yookaloco: you are a puppet: Neondistraction: zerkalo: I thought he hated to be called "Adam"

I heard a few weeks ago he doesn't want to be called pacman anymore.

He says he's grown up and now demands to be called QBert.

I was thinking about this way too hard, and now I have to ask - do you think when he gets married, his wife will look exactly the same as him, except with red lipstick and a bow in her hair? How do you enable voting on this? Also, does anyone know the proper spelling of Martin Lawrences SheNayNay? I have to GIS for this now, for compartitive purposes.


lol

and Schaubception
 
2013-01-05 05:22:41 PM  
Now THAT'S an interception.
 
2013-01-05 05:22:43 PM  
Schaubiness!
 
2013-01-05 05:22:44 PM  
Schaub pick six!
 
2013-01-05 05:22:46 PM  

picodenico: Didn't the ref signal interception?

Was there a review?


All turnovers get reviewed

Schaubception for 6
 
2013-01-05 05:22:48 PM  
Trigger pullerception
 
2013-01-05 05:22:48 PM  
TOO MUCH MAN.... coverage, Schaub
 
2013-01-05 05:22:48 PM  
Matt Schaub, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

Pick 6 INT
 
2013-01-05 05:22:49 PM  
TAINT BENGALS!!!!
 
2013-01-05 05:22:52 PM  
And a Schrubception for a pick-6!
 
2013-01-05 05:22:54 PM  
The Delhomme Meter is in Full Tilt!
 
2013-01-05 05:22:56 PM  

you are a puppet: Neondistraction: zerkalo: I thought he hated to be called "Adam"

I heard a few weeks ago he doesn't want to be called pacman anymore.

He says he's grown up and now demands to be called QBert.


Ha!

I still remember when he first came into the league and insisted on being called Pacman. He was playing for the Titans, and was getting torched regularly by Marvin Harrison, and one of the commentators said "I'm calling him Adam, he hasn't done anything to earn a nickname yet."
 
2013-01-05 05:22:59 PM  

eddievercetti: [assets.sbnation.com image 342x425]

Licence to Fail


Odd Schaub
 
2013-01-05 05:22:59 PM  
YES!!!
 
2013-01-05 05:23:01 PM  
THERE IT IS!!!!

WHO DEY CEPTION!!!
 
2013-01-05 05:23:09 PM  
Rut roh
 
2013-01-05 05:23:16 PM  

picodenico: Didn't the ref signal interception?

Was there a review?


All turnovers are reviewed.
 
2013-01-05 05:23:16 PM  
Ugh.
 
2013-01-05 05:23:18 PM  
1-media-cdn.foolz.us

MY BAD.
 
2013-01-05 05:23:19 PM  
Now that's more farkimg like it.
 
2013-01-05 05:23:23 PM  
7-6 Cincinnati, 9:30 2nd
 
2013-01-05 05:23:31 PM  

Quintessential_Cynic: My hatred of NBC is rising to Olympian levels.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-05 05:23:33 PM  
Didnt look like an int on the last replay before the break and doesnt matter anyways. Schaub starts the Delhomme.
 
2013-01-05 05:23:48 PM  
I can see already that finesse will play a large role in this game. Who will throw the most interceptions? Exciting!
 
2013-01-05 05:24:00 PM  

eddievercetti: [assets.sbnation.com image 342x425]

Licence to Fail


+1, my good man, +1.
 
2013-01-05 05:24:04 PM  
All part of Dalton's plan
 
2013-01-05 05:24:18 PM  
Texans are now -3.5

wanted that 3.
 
2013-01-05 05:24:28 PM  
Neither of these offenses really want to win, do they?
 
2013-01-05 05:24:34 PM  
Currently on CATS MEOW, identical 250 lbs twins in fleece rapping gin and juice, saying "roll tide" a bunch
 
2013-01-05 05:24:35 PM  
Nice interschaubtion!
 
2013-01-05 05:24:38 PM  

ariseatex: Captain Steroid: No Daltonception. :-(

The afternoon is young, Dances-With-Ponies...


Mobile Fark needs the funny button just for comments like this...
 
2013-01-05 05:24:46 PM  

Intel154: All turnovers get reviewed


I know that. Was there a review? Did they say? They went to commercial saying INT, and came back and said it wasn't, with no explanation as to how it went from one to another.
 
2013-01-05 05:24:52 PM  
I wish the ATS drivers would chase the Coors climbers accross that mountain.
 
2013-01-05 05:24:54 PM  
Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?
 
2013-01-05 05:25:15 PM  
Aww I went to get a snack and missed the Schaubception.
 
2013-01-05 05:25:36 PM  

Neondistraction: "I'm calling him Adam, he hasn't done anything to earn a nickname yet."


I've heard that too.  I can't remember who said it, but it was brilliant.
 
2013-01-05 05:25:39 PM  

Lost Thought 00: The Delhomme Meter is in Full Tilt!


i35.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 05:25:40 PM  
Aw, dammit! I missed a Schaubception! :-(
 
2013-01-05 05:25:46 PM  

noblehammer16: Aww I went to get a snack and missed the Schaubception.


Moral of the story. Never eat.
 
2013-01-05 05:25:53 PM  

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


Beats drinking it.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:09 PM  

picodenico: Quintessential_Cynic: My hatred of NBC is rising to Olympian levels.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 252x142]


I don't know what's worse: the idea that the show was actually greenlit in the first place, or the fact that the monkey makes more than I probably ever will.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:14 PM  

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


People in developing countries risk their lives for water every day.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:14 PM  

yookaloco: Currently on CATS MEOW, identical 250 lbs twins in fleece rapping gin and juice, saying "roll tide" a bunch


Just ended. Seriously. Fat white identical twins from Alabama, in identical clothing, singing Gin and Juice. I can't make that up.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:15 PM  
Well, at least the Bengals pass defense came to play.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:21 PM  

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


The first time I heard of Coors light I laughed and asked if they were kidding. Sadly, they were not.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:54 PM  

yookaloco: Currently on CATS MEOW, identical 250 lbs twins in fleece rapping gin and juice, saying "roll tide" a bunch


Damn, I missed it.  RIP, hockey threads.  Gotta turn it on now.
 
2013-01-05 05:26:59 PM  

picodenico: Intel154: All turnovers get reviewed

I know that. Was there a review? Did they say? They went to commercial saying INT, and came back and said it wasn't, with no explanation as to how it went from one to another.


They explained and showed the replay after the commercial, poorly done
 
2013-01-05 05:27:03 PM  
Here come the boo birds in Houston
 
2013-01-05 05:27:23 PM  

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


I wouldn't risk my life drinking that panther piss.
 
2013-01-05 05:27:33 PM  
I wonder how many points the Bengals defense can score?
 
2013-01-05 05:27:36 PM  

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?



People are known to empty their bladders in stressful situations so there's a good chance Coors Light will be on hand
 
2013-01-05 05:28:16 PM  

zerkalo: Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


People are known to empty their bladders in stressful situations so there's a good chance Coors Light will be on hand


notbad.jpg
 
2013-01-05 05:28:24 PM  
And Foster gets the first!
 
2013-01-05 05:28:39 PM  

NeoCortex42: I don't know what's worse: the idea that the show was actually greenlit in the first place, or the fact that the monkey makes more than I probably ever will.


Seriously.
 
2013-01-05 05:28:43 PM  
Hey Arian Foster, can I have your hat?
 
2013-01-05 05:28:46 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?

I wouldn't risk my life drinking that panther piss.


You might have to risk your life to drink panther piss.

/if you want it fresh
 
2013-01-05 05:28:48 PM  

NeoCortex42: picodenico: Quintessential_Cynic: My hatred of NBC is rising to Olympian levels.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 252x142]

I don't know what's worse: the idea that the show was actually greenlit in the first place, or the fact that the monkey makes more than I probably ever will.


I find it kinda sad. Justin Kirk is an AMAZING actor. In HBO's Angels in America, he held his own with Meryl farking Streep.

Now most people see him & think "that guy from the shiatty animal doctor show."
 
2013-01-05 05:28:58 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Hey Arian Foster, can I have your hat?


Or a Segway.
 
2013-01-05 05:29:10 PM  
God these announcers suck.  I actually want to listen to Gruden.
 
2013-01-05 05:29:10 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Hey Arian Foster, can I have your hat?


I'm....in the.....middle of.......this interview.
 
2013-01-05 05:29:12 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Hey Arian Foster, can I have your hat?


I'm in the middle... in the middle of an interview.
 
2013-01-05 05:29:29 PM  

GAT_00: God these announcers suck.  I actually want to listen to Gruden.


NO.
 
2013-01-05 05:29:48 PM  

nvmac: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?

I wouldn't risk my life drinking that panther piss.

You might have to risk your life to drink panther piss.

/if you want it fresh


I am so glad I haven't started drinking yet because it would be all over my shirt.  Too funny.
 
2013-01-05 05:29:52 PM  

NeoCortex42: picodenico: Quintessential_Cynic: My hatred of NBC is rising to Olympian levels.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 252x142]

I don't know what's worse: the idea that the show was actually greenlit in the first place, or the fact that the monkey makes more than I probably ever will.


If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard THAT complaint.....
 
2013-01-05 05:30:09 PM  

seventypercent: hulk hogan meat shoes: Hey Arian Foster, can I have your hat?

I'm in the middle... in the middle of an interview.


The chick interviewing him in that ad is brutally hot too.
 
2013-01-05 05:30:20 PM  

GAT_00: God these announcers suck.  I actually want to listen to Gruden.


THIS GUY! :P
 
2013-01-05 05:30:27 PM  
The UK feed seems to be a full minute behind.
 
2013-01-05 05:30:38 PM  

Intel154: Would you risk your life to deliver coors light?


It's better than catching something from the bar's "tap water"
 
2013-01-05 05:30:42 PM  
DALE!
 
2013-01-05 05:30:56 PM  
Preemptive GO PACK GO. K see ya later
 
2013-01-05 05:31:01 PM  
Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.
 
2013-01-05 05:31:04 PM  
What is the appeal of Pitbull? I couldn't tell you a single song of his, and those commercials make me want to not want anything at all to do with him.
 
2013-01-05 05:31:04 PM  
I need to buy a $2000 computer so my kid can paint pictures to hang on the fridge?
 
2013-01-05 05:31:18 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: seventypercent: hulk hogan meat shoes: Hey Arian Foster, can I have your hat?

I'm in the middle... in the middle of an interview.

The chick interviewing him in that ad is brutally hot too.


Erin Andrews, right?
 
2013-01-05 05:31:28 PM  
 
2013-01-05 05:31:38 PM  

4NSpy: I need to buy a $2000 computer so my kid can paint pictures to hang on the fridge?


Don't forget the $150 paint brush accessory.
 
2013-01-05 05:32:02 PM  
NBC's rip off of Revenge looks like Veronica Mars meets Gossip Girl.
 
2013-01-05 05:32:07 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.


Cubano.
 
2013-01-05 05:32:19 PM  

GAT_00: God these announcers suck.  I actually want to listen to Gruden.


imageshack.us
 
2013-01-05 05:32:24 PM  

eddievercetti: GAT_00: God these announcers suck.  I actually want to listen to Gruden.

NO.


Gruden knows what he's talking about, but needs a third guy. 
Same for Collinsworth & Micheals.
Two-man announcer teams will always suck.

Both of these guys suck though.
 
2013-01-05 05:32:29 PM  
Arian race.s down for a first
 
2013-01-05 05:32:35 PM  
Holy crap Foster!
 
2013-01-05 05:32:48 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

I enjoyed Madden's commentary around 1983.


Madden was one of those guys that, when you talk about guys like that, you talk about Madden.

/he was the Yogi Berra of football
//loved him too
 
2013-01-05 05:32:55 PM  
"patience in the hole"
 
2013-01-05 05:33:03 PM  

ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.


Douchebago
 
2013-01-05 05:33:10 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: NBC's rip off of Revenge looks like Veronica Mars meets Gossip Girl.


NBC: We know no shame. We gave Leno a 9PM show for heavens sake!
 
2013-01-05 05:33:22 PM  
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that Glamour Shots stats presentation, NBC
 
2013-01-05 05:33:24 PM  

ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.


Technically, I think he Miamian
 
2013-01-05 05:33:39 PM  
I want to shank Mike Mayock. >:-(
 
2013-01-05 05:33:53 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.


Euro trash would be my guess. The continent is lousy with 'em
 
2013-01-05 05:34:26 PM  
Currently on CATS MEOW cam - Bachellorette party on stage, accompanied by their male blow up doll. Did I mention it is still perfectly bright out there?
 
2013-01-05 05:34:35 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.

Douchebago


Cornholio
 
2013-01-05 05:34:43 PM  

bionicjoe: eddievercetti: GAT_00: God these announcers suck.  I actually want to listen to Gruden.

NO.

Gruden knows what he's talking about, but needs a third guy. 
Same for Collinsworth & Micheals.
Two-man announcer teams will always suck.

Both of these guys suck though.


And Gruden is at least entertaining when he takes another bump of coke.
 
2013-01-05 05:35:14 PM  

picodenico: What is the appeal of Pitbull? I couldn't tell you a single song of his, and those commercials make me want to not want anything at all to do with him.


This video may explain some of the appeal.
 
2013-01-05 05:35:17 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.


Dog of peace
 
2013-01-05 05:35:23 PM  

Lost Thought 00: ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.

Technically, I think he Miamian


Cubans and Miamians are interchangeable, really. I think LeBron is an honorary Cuban at this point. He can just sit down at any domino game he wants and start playing.
 
2013-01-05 05:35:28 PM  
I think you can settle for a FG here
 
2013-01-05 05:35:40 PM  

ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.


'I kill that cockaroach.'
 
2013-01-05 05:35:41 PM  

GRCooper: AliceBToklasLives: 4NSpy: The day I read someone complimenting a colour commentator is the day I quit using the internet.

I enjoyed Madden's commentary around 1983.

Madden was one of those guys that, when you talk about guys like that, you talk about Madden.

/he was the Yogi Berra of football
//loved him too


Did Yogi ever do any booth work at any point? I would love to listen to an entire game called by him.
 
2013-01-05 05:35:44 PM  

Lost Thought 00: ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.

Technically, I think he Miamian


Hip hop knows no skin color boundaries man. its universal artistic BWAHAHAHAHA Its crap no matter who does it.
 
2013-01-05 05:36:04 PM  

eddievercetti: Lt. Cheese Weasel: ariseatex: hulk hogan meat shoes: Is it racist if I say that I can't tell what Pitbull is supposed to be? My guess is Dominican.

Cubano.

Douchebago

Cornholio


If he were Italian, he'd be a douchebagola

/old joke from my circle of friends
 
2013-01-05 05:36:06 PM  
Hey gang.

Home from work, had some dinner.  From what I've seen so far, both teams are playing tight and tough.  A lot of pop without being careless.

The announcers are pretty weak, just goes to show you that NBC isn't really equipped to show more than one game a day.  It's like they've got some per-diem guys calling this game.
 
2013-01-05 05:36:39 PM  
So now the announcers are acting as Zimmer's agents. Lovely.
 
2013-01-05 05:36:42 PM  
Hard to see how the Bengals are going to stay in the game against this offence without some more interceptions returned for touchdowns.
 
2013-01-05 05:36:49 PM  

Captain Steroid: I want to shank Mike Mayock. >:-(


What would Pinky Pie say if she heard you say that?
 
2013-01-05 05:36:50 PM  
The Texans are using the Lions approach of "try to with with field goals because we just can't score a TD."

That M83 song is EVERYWHERE now.
 
2013-01-05 05:37:07 PM  
Now would be a really great time for the Bengals to make an interception.
 
2013-01-05 05:37:11 PM  

Earguy: The announcers are pretty weak, just goes to show you that NBC isn't really equipped to show more than one game a day. It's like they've got some per-diem guys calling this game.


Welcome to 90% of the thread topic :)
 
2013-01-05 05:37:34 PM  
4th and 2...PERFECT chance for another Houston FGA.
 
2013-01-05 05:37:39 PM  
Well, at least Chan Gailey can go back to starring in Nightmare on Elm St movies
 
2013-01-05 05:37:50 PM  

Earguy: Hey gang.

Home from work, had some dinner.  From what I've seen so far, both teams are playing tight and tough.  A lot of pop without being careless.

The announcers are pretty weak, just goes to show you that NBC isn't really equipped to show more than one game a day.  It's like they've got some per-diem guys calling this game.


Hey Ear. They should make a reality/live contest show out of getting an NBC commentating job. It works so well with everything else!!
 
2013-01-05 05:37:51 PM  
Andre gotta catch that shiat.
 
2013-01-05 05:37:56 PM  
You can't not score a TD from that close with Andre Johnson.
 
2013-01-05 05:38:04 PM  
Go for it, kubiak
 
2013-01-05 05:38:09 PM  

mikaloyd: Captain Steroid: I want to shank Mike Mayock. >:-(

What would Pinky Pie say if she heard you say that?


Pinkie Pie. Spell that shiat right.

And she'd say, Oatmeal? Are you CRAZY?
 
2013-01-05 05:38:13 PM  
Shayne Graham 9, Cincinnati Bengals defense 7 2:19 2nd
 
2013-01-05 05:38:16 PM  
Three! Three Houston FGs!

www.maloneyperformance.com

/ah ah ah
 
2013-01-05 05:38:26 PM  
Well, if anything, the Texans seem to have this whole field goal thing down.
 
2013-01-05 05:38:28 PM  
Shane Graham keeping me in the fark league
 
2013-01-05 05:38:30 PM  

picodenico: Earguy: The announcers are pretty weak, just goes to show you that NBC isn't really equipped to show more than one game a day. It's like they've got some per-diem guys calling this game.

Welcome to 90% of the thread topic :)


Schaub kind of looks like someone who is tangentially related to Homer Simpson.
 
2013-01-05 05:38:35 PM  
Gotta catch that football!

Fark it. I'm making it a drinking game now.
 
2013-01-05 05:38:38 PM  

mikaloyd: Captain Steroid: I want to shank Mike Mayock. >:-(

What would Pinky Pie say if she heard you say that?


She'd recommend Cupcake recipes. >_>

9-7 HOU
 
2013-01-05 05:39:00 PM  

yookaloco: If he were Italian, he'd be a douchebagola


If he was Jewish would he be a douchebagel?
 
2013-01-05 05:39:11 PM  

picodenico: Earguy: The announcers are pretty weak, just goes to show you that NBC isn't really equipped to show more than one game a day. It's like they've got some per-diem guys calling this game.

Welcome to 90% of the thread topic :)


O really?

Actually, what they're saying isn't so bad, but their voices are dull, and their delivery is like they've had a Xanax apiece.
 
2013-01-05 05:39:20 PM  
No idea why I quoted that.

Ignore me!
 
2013-01-05 05:39:29 PM  
Wait what? A car that is about to run into another car from behind gives your leg a jolt so you're aware and can brake suddenly?

That doesn't sound very safe if their foot is on the gas...
 
2013-01-05 05:39:33 PM  
i.imgur.com

Moar field goals!
 
2013-01-05 05:39:35 PM  
The new Caddy has a vibrator built into the seat?
 
2013-01-05 05:40:04 PM  

picodenico: Wait what? A car that is about to run into another car from behind gives your leg a jolt so you're aware and can brake suddenly?

That doesn't sound very safe if their foot is on the gas...


We're all going to be "driving" Google Cars by 2020 anyway.
 
2013-01-05 05:40:07 PM  

ariseatex: Three! Three Houston FGs!

[www.maloneyperformance.com image 305x350]

/ah ah ah


Shut up Count.

/Pro Bowl 2012: The Last One Evah?
 
2013-01-05 05:40:13 PM  
Team to score next: Texans +151

Sure, why not.

NFL playoffs, where stupid prop bets happen.
 
2013-01-05 05:40:23 PM  
Okay, I need to revise my hope of 14-12 with all TDs for Cincy being TAINTs...let's go 17-15, the third INT just puts 'em in FG range. It would be really ideal if Cincy could gain negative yardage on offense and still win.
 
2013-01-05 05:40:23 PM  
These AT&T "kid interview" ads are pretty funny, I wonder if they're scripted, or if they're just the best minute of a 30-minute interview.
 
2013-01-05 05:40:31 PM  

Earguy: Actually, what they're saying isn't so bad, but their voices are dull, and their delivery is like they've had a Xanax apiece.


Yeah. But there's also nothing to get excited about.
 
2013-01-05 05:41:04 PM  
Bengals, Packers, Colts, and Trollhawks.


/Dolphins fan
//cries in corner
 
2013-01-05 05:41:06 PM  
And now, a minority cowboy doing leather work. Huh?
 
2013-01-05 05:41:29 PM  

Earguy: Actually, what they're saying isn't so bad, but their voices are dull, and their delivery is like they've had a Xanax apiece.


Welcome to what you've been missing on NFLN.
 
2013-01-05 05:41:52 PM  

Earguy: These AT&T "kid interview" ads are pretty funny, I wonder if they're scripted, or if they're just the best minute of a 30-minute interview.


The best part is that the guy is so serious and straight-faced. "Tape a cheetah to her back?" makes me laugh every time.
 
2013-01-05 05:41:58 PM  
That's a cheap prom date right there.
 
2013-01-05 05:42:05 PM  

mikaloyd: Captain Steroid: I want to shank Mike Mayock. >:-(

What would Pinky Pie say if she heard you say that?


Okie-Dokie-Lokie!

I've got a kindergarten-age girlchild. I can't escape the Pony.
 
2013-01-05 05:42:07 PM  
And Dalton SLIDES for the first!

TWO MINUTE WARNING!

Martinez Jumps!
 
2013-01-05 05:42:10 PM  
That's right. In Houston we make saddles, ride horses and chew chaw, y'all. Yeeehaaawww!
 
2013-01-05 05:42:17 PM  

IAmRight: Earguy: Actually, what they're saying isn't so bad, but their voices are dull, and their delivery is like they've had a Xanax apiece.

Welcome to what you've been missing on NFLN.


To be fair, NBC's B team has less CeeLo.
 
2013-01-05 05:42:22 PM  

Earguy: These AT&T "kid interview" ads are pretty funny, I wonder if they're scripted, or if they're just the best minute of a 30-minute interview.


almost certainly scripted
 
2013-01-05 05:42:22 PM  
Not as obnoxious as Philadelphia Phillies' "whistle guy" during the playoffs, but whoever seems to be tapping a bottle with a drumstick constantly needs to be...silenced.
 
2013-01-05 05:42:31 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: And now, a minority cowboy doing leather work. Huh?


Romo wasn't really cut out for QBing anyway.
 
2013-01-05 05:42:43 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: And now, a minority cowboy doing leather work. Huh?


where da white women at??
 
2013-01-05 05:43:05 PM  
Anyone ever go into a Subway and get every damn thing on the sub just to annoy the person behind the counter? Like every sauce, every veg, and make it a specialty or something that needs to be warmed up so it's extra painful.
 
2013-01-05 05:43:27 PM  
Penis Pills.
 
2013-01-05 05:43:32 PM  
I'm gonna laugh so hard if the Bungles are actually winning this thing at halftime. They've been totally outplayed.
 
2013-01-05 05:43:47 PM  

Earguy: These AT&T "kid interview" ads are pretty funny, I wonder if they're scripted, or if they're just the best minute of a 30-minute interview.


Probably a combination of both. I imagine they gave them a general outline of positive things to say, loaded them up with sugar, and just let the cameras roll for a while.
 
2013-01-05 05:43:55 PM  
Texans look flat. Hoping for a Cinci TD here before the half. Maybe that'll wake things up.
 
2013-01-05 05:43:55 PM  
Tape a cheater to grandma's back
 
2013-01-05 05:43:57 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Bengals, Packers, Colts, and Trollhawks.


/Dolphins fan
//cries in corner


You guys fix your sprinklers yet???
 
2013-01-05 05:44:05 PM  
Dear Betty White,

I thought you were better than that.

Sincerely,
Ariseatex
 
2013-01-05 05:44:07 PM  
Psy is officially played out now that he's on Betty White's "show."
 
2013-01-05 05:44:09 PM  

robsul82: Shayne Graham 9, Cincinnati Bengals defense 7 2:19 2nd


Well, since I took Graham in the 1st round of the playoff challenge, I'mokwiththis.jpg
 
2013-01-05 05:44:10 PM  

Bunny Deville: That's a cheap prom date right there.


Hey, I'm sure Bob Costas prom date costed more than a Taco Hell combo meal.
 
2013-01-05 05:44:20 PM  

eddievercetti: ariseatex: Three! Three Houston FGs!

[www.maloneyperformance.com image 305x350]

/ah ah ah

Shut up Count.

/Pro Bowl 2012: The Last One Evah?


I think it was a Bill Simmons mailbag contributer that came up with this idea, but instead of playing the game, they should have a Battle of the Network All-stars sort of show in Hawaii. AFC probowlers (now in name only) vs NFC probowlers. Tug of War. 100 yd dash. Everything they do in the combine. Climbing. Stuff like that. Maybe a tire drill so the QBs aren't left out. Who wouldn't watch that?
 
2013-01-05 05:44:30 PM  

Earguy: Not as obnoxious as Philadelphia Phillies' "whistle guy" during the playoffs, but whoever seems to be tapping a bottle with a drumstick constantly needs to be...silenced.


Noticed that too. Really annoying.
 
2013-01-05 05:44:37 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Penis Pills.


Disclaimer: Pills only work while sitting in a bathtub outside
 
2013-01-05 05:44:37 PM  
Cialis: gives you boners AND helps your prostate!
 
2013-01-05 05:44:56 PM  
I keep waiting for 60 Minutes to start.
 
2013-01-05 05:45:14 PM  

The Bestest: Cialis: gives you boners AND helps your prostate!


So does anal sex.
 
2013-01-05 05:45:17 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: robsul82: Shayne Graham 9, Cincinnati Bengals defense 7 2:19 2nd

Well, since I took Graham in the 1st round of the playoff challenge, I'mokwiththis.jpg


Unfortunately, I also took Andre Johnson and so far, he's taking a nap.
 
2013-01-05 05:45:20 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Penis Pills.


Wut?
 
2013-01-05 05:45:39 PM  

Earguy: Not as obnoxious as Philadelphia Phillies' "whistle guy" during the playoffs, but whoever seems to be tapping a bottle with a drumstick constantly needs to be...silenced.


great, now I can't not hear it. I was fine until I read your post.
 
2013-01-05 05:45:39 PM  

technomuse: mikaloyd: Captain Steroid: I want to shank Mike Mayock. >:-(

What would Pinky Pie say if she heard you say that?

Okie-Dokie-Lokie!

I've got a kindergarten-age girlchild. I can't escape the Pony.


My nine year old has a signed Pinkie Pie cover pony comic book, pony fatheads, a signed print of Derpy, five pony shirts, countless pony toys, and writes pony fan fiction.

I actually have a pony shirt and a pony hoodie.

It's an interesting household we live in.

In other news, I'd really like for the Bengals to score sometime soon...
 
2013-01-05 05:45:51 PM  
A.J. Green putting up a zilch on playoff challenge
 
2013-01-05 05:46:25 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Psy is officially played out now that he's on Betty White's "show."


Shut your whore mouth! I like Betty whites show
 
2013-01-05 05:46:51 PM  
Ya'll gonna like this....full steamer pot of crab, skrimps, taters, corn and Andooie sausage is getting ready.......
 
2013-01-05 05:46:56 PM  
Dandy Alton throws to John Grisham... INCOMPLETE
 
2013-01-05 05:46:59 PM  
It's amazing how few interceptions there have been so far
 
2013-01-05 05:47:01 PM  
Damn, if only the Bengals receiver had kept going full speed, he could've got it after the 2nd deflection!
 
2013-01-05 05:47:06 PM  
This game, despite being played indoors, has the score of a game greatly affected by weather.
 
2013-01-05 05:47:08 PM  

4NSpy: Earguy: Not as obnoxious as Philadelphia Phillies' "whistle guy" during the playoffs, but whoever seems to be tapping a bottle with a drumstick constantly needs to be...silenced.

great, now I can't not hear it. I was fine until I read your post.


...And my work here is done?
 
2013-01-05 05:47:13 PM  

picodenico: Earguy: Not as obnoxious as Philadelphia Phillies' "whistle guy" during the playoffs, but whoever seems to be tapping a bottle with a drumstick constantly needs to be...silenced.

Noticed that too. Really annoying.


I'd suggest drawing and quartering, or doing a Blood Eagle on them, but those would be too merciful.
 
2013-01-05 05:47:29 PM  

ariseatex: I keep waiting for 60 Minutes to start.


Wrong channel.
 
2013-01-05 05:47:37 PM  

Quintessential_Cynic: Everybody else hears that clicking, right? Is one of these Farkers tapping their pen next to the mic?

/TURNOVER! WHOOO!


I thought it was just my stream.
 
2013-01-05 05:47:40 PM  
Alright Texans, get downfield quickly for another FG and win me that +151 on "next team to score"
 
2013-01-05 05:47:48 PM  
You earn respect and money. Not pizza.
 
2013-01-05 05:47:50 PM  

4NSpy: Earguy: Not as obnoxious as Philadelphia Phillies' "whistle guy" during the playoffs, but whoever seems to be tapping a bottle with a drumstick constantly needs to be...silenced.

great, now I can't not hear it. I was fine until I read your post.


I'm still going with the theory that it's one of the announcers tapping a pen on their desk -- and NBC is just so inept at producing a second location that they can't mix the sound to get rid of it.
 
2013-01-05 05:47:57 PM  
I hate the smell of Subway. It smells like AXE body spray if AXE were to make a bread scent.
 
2013-01-05 05:48:00 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Ya'll gonna like this....full steamer pot of crab, skrimps, taters, corn and Andooie sausage is getting ready.......


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-05 05:48:02 PM  

seventypercent: Dandy Alton throws to John Grisham... INCOMPLETE


Why pass it to Grisham when he can just handoff to The Firm?
 
2013-01-05 05:48:06 PM  

eddievercetti: ariseatex: I keep waiting for 60 Minutes to start.

Wrong channel.


Someone should tell the tapper that then.
 
2013-01-05 05:48:16 PM  
$10 for a one-topping pizza?
 
2013-01-05 05:48:22 PM  

yookaloco: eddievercetti: ariseatex: Three! Three Houston FGs!

[www.maloneyperformance.com image 305x350]

/ah ah ah

Shut up Count.

/Pro Bowl 2012: The Last One Evah?

I think it was a Bill Simmons mailbag contributer that came up with this idea, but instead of playing the game, they should have a Battle of the Network All-stars sort of show in Hawaii. AFC probowlers (now in name only) vs NFC probowlers. Tug of War. 100 yd dash. Everything they do in the combine. Climbing. Stuff like that. Maybe a tire drill so the QBs aren't left out. Who wouldn't watch that?


They actually did that, may even still do that. Rick Meier for a time held the record for the QB skills competition. So yeah Bears fans, it was totally worth it to trade the pick that would become Walter Jones for him, your team just wasted his talent.
 
2013-01-05 05:48:25 PM  
Limbo has a pretty good orchestra.
 
2013-01-05 05:48:42 PM  

ariseatex: To be fair, NBC's B team has less CeeLo.


Good point.

GET NFL NETWORK! YOU CAN GET THIS CREW AND LOTS OF CEELO!
 
2013-01-05 05:49:06 PM  
I don't think I've seen so many boner pill commercials during an NFL game.
 
2013-01-05 05:49:09 PM  

Quintessential_Cynic: I'm still going with the theory that it's one of the announcers tapping a pen on their desk -- and NBC is just so inept at producing a second location that they can't mix the sound to get rid of it.


Or a beer bottle to knock them the f*ck out.

Goddamn plastic bottles.
 
2013-01-05 05:49:17 PM  

you are a puppet: seventypercent: Dandy Alton throws to John Grisham... INCOMPLETE

Why pass it to Grisham when he can just handoff to The Firm?


This is an astute observation.
 
2013-01-05 05:49:25 PM  

Bunny Deville: My nine year old has a signed Pinkie Pie cover pony comic book, pony fatheads, a signed print of Derpy, five pony shirts, countless pony toys, and writes pony fan fiction.

I actually have a pony shirt and a pony hoodie.


"Tonight on Intervention: A woman and her daughter have a pony addiction but first, a woman cannot let go of her Tony Romo cutout."
 
2013-01-05 05:49:29 PM  

zerkalo: $10 for a one-topping pizza?


Can get two Little C's for that price. Or one Little C, some crazay bread and a 2 liter.
 
2013-01-05 05:49:37 PM  

zerkalo: $10 for a one-topping pizza?


Hell, Pizza Hut has better deals than that (and yes, I do like those greaseball pizzas of theirs).
 
2013-01-05 05:49:51 PM  

ariseatex: eddievercetti: ariseatex: I keep waiting for 60 Minutes to start.

Wrong channel.

Someone should tell the tapper that then.


Oh, THATS what yer talking about. LOL.
 
2013-01-05 05:49:52 PM  

zerkalo: $10 for a one-topping pizza?


That's what makes me laugh. Hey, if I wanted sh*tty chain pizza, Pizza Hut has $10 as-many-f*cking-toppings-as-I-want pizza.
 
2013-01-05 05:49:58 PM  

ariseatex: I don't think I've seen so many boner pill commercials during an NFL game.


It's after xmas, they had to fill the gaps (heh) left by all the jewellery ads.
 
2013-01-05 05:49:58 PM  

ariseatex: I don't think I've seen so many boner pill commercials during an NFL game.


How else is Houston gonna get Johnson going?
 
2013-01-05 05:50:08 PM  

ariseatex: I don't think I've seen so many boner pill commercials during an NFL game.


I haven't seen personal bathtubs on a beach yet though.
 
2013-01-05 05:50:10 PM  

mikaloyd: Tape a cheater to grandma's back


Belichick?
 
2013-01-05 05:50:37 PM  

eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: My nine year old has a signed Pinkie Pie cover pony comic book, pony fatheads, a signed print of Derpy, five pony shirts, countless pony toys, and writes pony fan fiction.

I actually have a pony shirt and a pony hoodie.

"Tonight on Intervention: A woman and her daughter have a pony addiction but first, a woman cannot let go of her Tony Romo cutout."


Imma tell Di you said that and she gonna get you.
 
2013-01-05 05:50:58 PM  

ariseatex: I don't think I've seen so many boner pill commercials during an NFL game.


BONERS, BONERS EVERYWHERE!
 
2013-01-05 05:51:01 PM  

zerkalo: $10 for a one-topping pizza?


imageshack.us
 
2013-01-05 05:51:03 PM  

ClavellBCMI: zerkalo: $10 for a one-topping pizza?

Hell, Pizza Hut has better deals than that (and yes, I do like those greaseball pizzas of theirs).


Hut is like the McDonald's of Pizza. They took a classic dish and Amerifarked the shiat out of it.
 
2013-01-05 05:51:17 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: zerkalo: $10 for a one-topping pizza?

Can get two Little C's for that price. Or one Little C, some crazay bread and a 2 liter.


Well, Little C's is easily the worst of the pizzas...but you could probably get like three crazy breads, which are the best thing on earth.
 
2013-01-05 05:51:27 PM  

ariseatex: I don't think I've seen so many boner pill commercials during an NFL game.


Gotta keep the Cowboys watching.
 
2013-01-05 05:51:41 PM  

you are a puppet: ariseatex: I don't think I've seen so many boner pill commercials during an NFL game.

How else is Houston gonna get Johnson going?


*giggle snert*
 
2013-01-05 05:52:19 PM  

Bunny Deville: Imma tell Di you said that and she gonna get you.


It's easy, you replace that cutout with a Troy Aikman cutout. Hopefully, the Romo cutout doesn't get intercepted.
 
2013-01-05 05:52:21 PM  
Graham's longest this year is 51.
 
2013-01-05 05:52:27 PM  

eddievercetti: ariseatex: I don't think I've seen so many boner pill commercials during an NFL game.

Lack of BONERS, Lack of BONERS EVERYWHERE!


FTF the meaning of the ads.

if it really were boners, boners everywhere, I wouldn't be complaining.
 
2013-01-05 05:52:39 PM  
I want to take a Cialis or a Viagra or whatever else, get a four hour boner, and do nothing but watch football while sporting a rager that just won't subside.
 
2013-01-05 05:52:39 PM  
The commentator in the vest looks like what the love child of Jim Tressel and Squiggy would look like.
 
2013-01-05 05:52:56 PM  

eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: My nine year old has a signed Pinkie Pie cover pony comic book, pony fatheads, a signed print of Derpy, five pony shirts, countless pony toys, and writes pony fan fiction.

I actually have a pony shirt and a pony hoodie.

"Tonight on Intervention: A woman and her daughter have a pony addiction but first, a woman cannot let go of her Tony Romo cutout."

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-05 05:53:12 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: I want to take a Cialis or a Viagra or whatever else, get a four hour boner, and do nothing but watch football while sporting a rager that just won't subside.


Redzone channel has the same effect on me.
 
2013-01-05 05:53:20 PM  
I haven't seen a Foster get manhandled like that since the pinball machine scene in "The Accused".
 
2013-01-05 05:53:27 PM  

eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: Imma tell Di you said that and she gonna get you.

It's easy, you replace that cutout with a Troy Aikman cutout. Hopefully, the Romo cutout doesn't get intercepted.


Now you're really gonna get it.

Also, snert.
 
2013-01-05 05:53:29 PM  
non-draftable
 
2013-01-05 05:53:43 PM  

GRCooper: mikaloyd: Tape a cheater to grandma's back

Belichick?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-05 05:53:44 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: ClavellBCMI: zerkalo: $10 for a one-topping pizza?

Hell, Pizza Hut has better deals than that (and yes, I do like those greaseball pizzas of theirs).

Hut is like the McDonald's of Pizza. They took a classic dish and Amerifarked the shiat out of it.


Man has Pizza Hut changed since I was a kid. It used to be a relatively "fancy" sit down pizza place.
 
2013-01-05 05:53:54 PM  
If a foreigner ever watched American TV, he would be really worried about the amount of limp, flaccid cocks in our country.
 
2013-01-05 05:54:16 PM  
Wobble Ball Caught!
 
2013-01-05 05:54:19 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: I want to take a Cialis or a Viagra or whatever else, get a four hour boner, and do nothing but watch football while sporting a rager that just won't subside.


Eh, no you don't.  The boner just demands attention.  You'll end up rubbing one out after half an hour.

Benefits of working in doctor's offices:  Free samples.
 
2013-01-05 05:54:21 PM  
First down, Daniels catches a grievously wounded duck.
 
2013-01-05 05:54:33 PM  
not too schauby!
 
2013-01-05 05:54:33 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: ClavellBCMI: zerkalo: $10 for a one-topping pizza?

Hell, Pizza Hut has better deals than that (and yes, I do like those greaseball pizzas of theirs).

Hut is like the McDonald's of Pizza. They took a classic dish and Amerifarked the shiat out of it.


Large pan, with Italian sausage, pepperoni, bacon, ham, green peppers, and onions.... and now I'm getting hungry thinking about it, damn it!
 
2013-01-05 05:54:33 PM  
Move, Texans!
 
2013-01-05 05:54:40 PM  
Good job clocking it with enough time to throw another Pick-6.
 
2013-01-05 05:55:12 PM  

Mmmrky: Man has Pizza Hut changed since I was a kid. It used to be a relatively "fancy" sit down pizza place.


with the salad bars and arcade machines and plastic tumblers and cast-iron skillets for the pan pizzas..
 
2013-01-05 05:55:12 PM  

Bunny Deville: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: Imma tell Di you said that and she gonna get you.

It's easy, you replace that cutout with a Troy Aikman cutout. Hopefully, the Romo cutout doesn't get intercepted.

Now you're really gonna get it.

Also, snert.


I would give you a Chad Henne cutout but I think you would beat me to oblivion with it.
 
2013-01-05 05:55:18 PM  
Bah, too far away.
 
2013-01-05 05:55:29 PM  

4NSpy: hulk hogan meat shoes: I want to take a Cialis or a Viagra or whatever else, get a four hour boner, and do nothing but watch football while sporting a rager that just won't subside.

Redzone channel has the same effect on me.


Maybe that's why it feels like there are so many damn commercials. I miss you, RedZone!
 
2013-01-05 05:55:38 PM  

eddievercetti: ariseatex: I don't think I've seen so many boner pill commercials during an NFL game.

BONERS, BONERS EVERYWHERE!


edge.ilpvideo.com
 
2013-01-05 05:55:55 PM  
Texans will GO FOR IT! o.o
 
2013-01-05 05:56:22 PM  

eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: Imma tell Di you said that and she gonna get you.

It's easy, you replace that cutout with a Troy Aikman cutout. Hopefully, the Romo cutout doesn't get intercepted.

Now you're really gonna get it.

Also, snert.

I would give you a Chad Henne cutout but I think you would beat me to oblivion with it.


Imagine if you gave her a Tebow-in-a-Jaguar-jersey cutout.

/so sorry Bunny
 
2013-01-05 05:56:29 PM  

eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: Imma tell Di you said that and she gonna get you.

It's easy, you replace that cutout with a Troy Aikman cutout. Hopefully, the Romo cutout doesn't get intercepted.

Now you're really gonna get it.

Also, snert.

I would give you a Chad Henne cutout but I think you would beat me to oblivion with it.


You show wisdom, young grasshopper.
 
2013-01-05 05:56:32 PM  

ClavellBCMI: hulk hogan meat shoes: ClavellBCMI: zerkalo: $10 for a one-topping pizza?

Hell, Pizza Hut has better deals than that (and yes, I do like those greaseball pizzas of theirs).

Hut is like the McDonald's of Pizza. They took a classic dish and Amerifarked the shiat out of it.

Large pan, with Italian sausage, pepperoni, bacon, ham, green peppers, and onions.... and now I'm getting hungry thinking about it, damn it!


Stop that!! Some people have resolutions to consider.
 
2013-01-05 05:56:34 PM  
Dammit I gotta use the restroom but my wife is taking a nap and the pizza is supposed to be here soon.
 
2013-01-05 05:56:40 PM  
Shayne Graham leads the Bengals D at the half 9-7.
 
2013-01-05 05:56:48 PM  
Schaub is gonna get a WR killed all the floaters he's throwing.
 
2013-01-05 05:56:54 PM  
booooring
 
2013-01-05 05:57:18 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: ariseatex: I don't think I've seen so many boner pill commercials during an NFL game.

I haven't seen personal bathtubs on a beach yet though.


Nothing says "romance" like sitting in ass-deep tepid water
 
2013-01-05 05:57:20 PM  
If you're not making the little porkers cry, then why're you on TV, Biggest Loser.  Shut up.
 
2013-01-05 05:57:22 PM  

Well, THAT was anticlimactic.

HALFTIME IN HOUSTON!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 05:57:25 PM  
LOOK FAT PEOPLE
 
2013-01-05 05:57:26 PM  
A 58-yard field goal is difficult but not impossible. The Texans should have either tried a field goal or thrown a Hail Mary.
 
2013-01-05 05:57:37 PM  

yookaloco: Stop that!! Some people have resolutions to consider.


Everyone knows resolutions don't count as long as football is on.
 
2013-01-05 05:57:47 PM  
Is Jillian a lesbian? She has that mean lesbian look that I like in a woman.
 
2013-01-05 05:58:11 PM  

IAmRight: Dammit I gotta use the restroom but my wife is taking a nap and the pizza is supposed to be here soon.


Wake her ass up. Gots to control yo scene, yo.
 
2013-01-05 05:58:11 PM  
Cat's Meow: Buscemi doing "Suspicious Minds" Ouch
 
2013-01-05 05:58:13 PM  

ariseatex: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: Imma tell Di you said that and she gonna get you.

It's easy, you replace that cutout with a Troy Aikman cutout. Hopefully, the Romo cutout doesn't get intercepted.

Now you're really gonna get it.

Also, snert.

I would give you a Chad Henne cutout but I think you would beat me to oblivion with it.

Imagine if you gave her a Tebow-in-a-Jaguar-jersey cutout.


This would happen...

i413.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 05:58:25 PM  
So far, I imagine these two teams are just, like, terrifying Broncos and Patriots fans
 
2013-01-05 05:58:32 PM  

ariseatex: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: Imma tell Di you said that and she gonna get you.

It's easy, you replace that cutout with a Troy Aikman cutout. Hopefully, the Romo cutout doesn't get intercepted.

Now you're really gonna get it.

Also, snert.

I would give you a Chad Henne cutout but I think you would beat me to oblivion with it.

Imagine if you gave her a Tebow-in-a-Jaguar-jersey cutout.

/so sorry Bunny


25.media.tumblr.com

Why would you say such a thing?
 
2013-01-05 05:59:00 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Is Jillian a lesbian? She has that mean lesbian look that I like in a woman.


IIRC, she's bi and her girlfriend's a lesbian.
 
2013-01-05 05:59:23 PM  
I don't know what Banshee on Cinemax is about, but I could have sworn they showed one of the engineers from Prometheus getting ready for his MMA bout.
 
2013-01-05 05:59:38 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Is Jillian a lesbian? She has that mean lesbian look that I like in a woman.


Yep. Bob Harper (male trainer) is gay too.
 
2013-01-05 05:59:40 PM  
You had a bad day!
 
2013-01-05 05:59:46 PM  
Urlacher probably hurt himself making commercials.
 
2013-01-05 05:59:47 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Is Jillian a lesbian? She has that mean lesbian look that I like in a woman.


Yes.
 
2013-01-05 06:00:25 PM  
HALFTIME IN HOUSTON!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-05 06:00:38 PM  

robsul82: You had a bad day!


So many mascara tears shed over Romo.
 
2013-01-05 06:01:15 PM  

theewhiterhino: Cat's Meow: Buscemi doing "Suspicious Minds" Ouch


I was thinking more like the Jerry Lewis scientist from The Simpsons. Yeah, had to mute that. Mediocre show.
 
2013-01-05 06:01:46 PM  

Bunny Deville: ariseatex: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: Imma tell Di you said that and she gonna get you.

It's easy, you replace that cutout with a Troy Aikman cutout. Hopefully, the Romo cutout doesn't get intercepted.

Now you're really gonna get it.

Also, snert.

I would give you a Chad Henne cutout but I think you would beat me to oblivion with it.

Imagine if you gave her a Tebow-in-a-Jaguar-jersey cutout.

/so sorry Bunny

[25.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

Why would you say such a thing?


Again, so sorry.

Here's a piece offering:

cdn02.cdn.justjared.com
 
2013-01-05 06:01:56 PM  
Could somebody please be so kind as to tell me what the password is to join the farkplayoffchallenge group on NFL.com?
 
2013-01-05 06:02:04 PM  
2H over 20 (-113)
 
2013-01-05 06:02:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-05 06:02:16 PM  

seventypercent: I haven't seen a Foster get manhandled like that since the pinball machine scene in "The Accused".


Holy crap, I was just talking about that movie an hour ago.  Weird.
 
2013-01-05 06:02:21 PM  

varmitydog: Could somebody please be so kind as to tell me what the password is to join the farkplayoffchallenge group on NFL.com?


Fark.
 
2013-01-05 06:02:30 PM  
img19.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-05 06:02:35 PM  
"prototype" How about I pay for it with hypothetical money, toyota?
 
2013-01-05 06:02:43 PM  
Tony Dungy looks like a cancer patient.
 
2013-01-05 06:02:48 PM  
I will never buy a Toyota as long as those "coach" commercials are on
 
2013-01-05 06:03:03 PM  
Ahhh yes, the story about Peterson that we haven't seen. 58,000 times.

Thanks NBC.
 
2013-01-05 06:03:08 PM  

varmitydog: Could somebody please be so kind as to tell me what the password is to join the farkplayoffchallenge group on NFL.com?


Fark
 
2013-01-05 06:03:28 PM  
NBC openly admitting that no one cares about the game currently on, replaces halftime analysis with puff piece on AP
 
2013-01-05 06:03:41 PM  
Mike Pereira @MikePereira
My kind of half: 75 or so plays, no reviews, 3 fouls, no false starts or offsides and only 1 officiating miss (chop block) of consequence.

Well at least someone's enjoying this game.
 
2013-01-05 06:03:58 PM  

ariseatex: Bunny Deville: ariseatex: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: Imma tell Di you said that and she gonna get you.

It's easy, you replace that cutout with a Troy Aikman cutout. Hopefully, the Romo cutout doesn't get intercepted.

Now you're really gonna get it.

Also, snert.

I would give you a Chad Henne cutout but I think you would beat me to oblivion with it.

Imagine if you gave her a Tebow-in-a-Jaguar-jersey cutout.

/so sorry Bunny

[25.media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

Why would you say such a thing?

Again, so sorry.

Here's a piece offering:


"Piece" offering.

/I'll take it!
 
2013-01-05 06:03:58 PM  
3 to 1 odds that this AD story devolves into Bob Costas ranting about gun control.
 
2013-01-05 06:04:04 PM  
Talk to me, Bob.  I'm like a boat on the ocean with no rudder without you.

/who likes this guy?
 
2013-01-05 06:04:31 PM  
UK focusing on Jacksonville interviews, since they play here in London 4 years in a row. Weak
 
2013-01-05 06:04:41 PM  
I bet AD tore up Gina Gibiatti. AD ALL DAY.
 
2013-01-05 06:04:42 PM  
ariseatex Thank you
 
2013-01-05 06:04:42 PM  

ariseatex: Mike Pereira @MikePereira
My kind of half: 75 or so plays, no reviews, 3 fouls, no false starts or offsides and only 1 officiating miss (chop block) of consequence.

Well at least someone's enjoying this game.


Mike also enjoys coaches writing down plays.
 
2013-01-05 06:04:43 PM  

ariseatex: Mike Pereira @MikePereira
My kind of half: 75 or so plays, no reviews, 3 fouls, no false starts or offsides and only 1 officiating miss (chop block) of consequence.

Well at least someone's enjoying this game.


Well, except for the INT which was overturned on review
 
2013-01-05 06:04:47 PM  
I'm sure Adrian would rather battle Manning for a different trophy.
 
2013-01-05 06:05:06 PM  
How is saying that they shouldn't give up 200 yards "trash talk"
 
2013-01-05 06:05:08 PM  

litespeed74: Galileo's Daughter: Bengals, Packers, Colts, and Trollhawks.


/Dolphins fan
//cries in corner

You guys fix your sprinklers yet???


Yeah, they're set to go on every time the Bills are in town.
 
2013-01-05 06:05:24 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: UK focusing on Jacksonville interviews, since they play here in London 4 years in a row. Weak


The Jacksonville Jaguars, led by WR Cecil Nickers.
 
2013-01-05 06:05:42 PM  

ariseatex: Mike Pereira @MikePereira
My kind of half: 75 or so plays, no reviews, 3 fouls, no false starts or offsides and only 1 officiating miss (chop block) of consequence.

Well at least someone's enjoying this game.


There was an offsides declined
 
2013-01-05 06:05:48 PM  

4NSpy: 2H over 20 (-113)


Yikes
 
2013-01-05 06:05:59 PM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Appreciate it too,
 
2013-01-05 06:06:23 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 4NSpy: 2H over 20 (-113)

Yikes


I figure, these teams can't play any worse than they already have been.
 
2013-01-05 06:06:33 PM  
img.desmotivaciones.es
 
2013-01-05 06:06:38 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Tony Dungy looks like a cancer patient.


drh2.img.digitalriver.com
 
2013-01-05 06:07:10 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: I bet AD tore up Gina Gibiatti. AD ALL DAY.


He made sure he became Eskimo brothers with Pete several times that day.
 
2013-01-05 06:07:16 PM  

MBTAhole: How is saying that they shouldn't give up 200 yards "trash talk"


Yeah, I was wondering that too. I haven't really heard much about trash talking on the local sports this week, and I'm in Milwaukee.
 
2013-01-05 06:07:28 PM  

nvmac: Talk to me, Bob.  I'm like a boat on the ocean with no rudder without you.

/who likes this guy?


I like him when he talks baseball.  Plus he and Michaels have both been given a lifetime pass for their should-have-been-nominated-for-an-Oscar performances in BASEketball.
 
2013-01-05 06:08:06 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: IAmRight: Dammit I gotta use the restroom but my wife is taking a nap and the pizza is supposed to be here soon.

Wake her ass up. Gots to control yo scene, yo.


I need her rested so she can take care of the baby when she's awake.

/though the baby likes watching football, too
//born the day before college football season started
///guess what we watched throughout the hospital stay?

ariseatex: Mike Pereira @MikePereira
My kind of half: 75 or so plays, no reviews, 3 fouls, no false starts or offsides and only 1 officiating miss (chop block) of consequence.

Well at least someone's enjoying this game.


Well, at least the refs aren't adding to the sh*tshow like the SEA-STL refs last week. Good lord, that was aggravating. Flag after every other play.
 
2013-01-05 06:08:08 PM  

robsul82: hulk hogan meat shoes: I bet AD tore up Gina Gibiatti. AD ALL DAY.

He made sure he became Eskimo brothers with Pete several times that day.


I'm sad that all of my Eskimo Bros. have bigger penises than I do.
 
2013-01-05 06:08:20 PM  
My bets:

MIN +9.5
Indy + 7
Seattle - any spread
Seattle to score the most points this weekend at 4/1
 
2013-01-05 06:08:35 PM  

vegaswench: Plus he and Michaels have both been given a lifetime pass for their should-have-been-nominated-for-an-Oscar performances in BASEketball.


Was I the only person who liked that film back when it came out?
 
2013-01-05 06:08:39 PM  
SKOL VIKINGS!

/Off to pre-game
//Cautiously optimistic, even with Joe Webb
 
2013-01-05 06:08:39 PM  

vegaswench: nvmac: Talk to me, Bob.  I'm like a boat on the ocean with no rudder without you.

/who likes this guy?

I like him when he talks baseball.  Plus he and Michaels have both been given a lifetime pass for their should-have-been-nominated-for-an-Oscar performances in BASEketball.


This.
 
2013-01-05 06:08:42 PM  
Fire in the hole!
 
2013-01-05 06:09:21 PM  
I actually like Bob Costas mostly.  I bet he'd be a good dinner party guest.  Interesting conversation, but no way he's stealing away the prettiest woman in the room.
 
2013-01-05 06:09:28 PM  

eddievercetti: vegaswench: Plus he and Michaels have both been given a lifetime pass for their should-have-been-nominated-for-an-Oscar performances in BASEketball.

Was I the only person who liked that film back when it came out?


God, I love that movie. It has the funniest half second in film history.
 
2013-01-05 06:09:32 PM  
The ironic part is that people probably had fewer concussions playing with leather helmets.
 
2013-01-05 06:09:37 PM  

vegaswench: nvmac: Talk to me, Bob.  I'm like a boat on the ocean with no rudder without you.

/who likes this guy?

I like him when he talks baseball.  Plus he and Michaels have both been given a lifetime pass for their should-have-been-nominated-for-an-Oscar performances in BASEketball.


Ah, BASEketball.  I forgot about that!
 
2013-01-05 06:09:42 PM  
Halp, please! My gently flowing body of water just dried up! EIP if anybody has a link to a good one...
 
2013-01-05 06:10:13 PM  
This recap of plays really shows the excitement of these announcerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2013-01-05 06:10:21 PM  
So this is what I can figure of the list of players carrying the ball in that commercial:

Pudge Hefflinger
Bronco Nagurski
Don Hutson
Deacon Dan Towler
Gale Sayers
Mel Gray (Not Barry Sanders - the guy in the commercial is wearing #23)
Deion Sanders
Devin Hester.
 
2013-01-05 06:10:21 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: The ironic part is that people probably had fewer concussions playing with leather helmets.


Going back to that, or at least removing the face masks, has been seriously suggested.
 
2013-01-05 06:10:49 PM  
Bengals with -6 passing yards for the first half? In a playoff game?
 
2013-01-05 06:10:54 PM  
going the wrong way, Ginger man
 
2013-01-05 06:10:55 PM  

eddievercetti: vegaswench: Plus he and Michaels have both been given a lifetime pass for their should-have-been-nominated-for-an-Oscar performances in BASEketball.

Was I the only person who liked that film back when it came out?


No, sir.
"Hey pigfarker, can I call you pigfarker? "
 
2013-01-05 06:11:03 PM  
Did he really say that?

You ain't got no alibi? What are you? 14?
 
2013-01-05 06:11:06 PM  
Did....did I just hear the ugly cheer?
 
2013-01-05 06:11:20 PM  
Dalton had -6 passing yards?!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 06:11:38 PM  

Earguy: I actually like Bob Costas mostly.  I bet he'd be a good dinner party guest.  Interesting conversation, but no way he's stealing away the prettiest woman in the room.


Don't know about that last part, he might just "accidentally" drop a wad of hundreds and a monster condom that he uses for his MAGNUM dong.
 
2013-01-05 06:11:42 PM  

Earguy: hulk hogan meat shoes: The ironic part is that people probably had fewer concussions playing with leather helmets.

Going back to that, or at least removing the face masks, has been seriously suggested.


Going to soft shoulder/elbow pads in hockey has also been discussed.
 
2013-01-05 06:12:06 PM  

picodenico: Did....did I just hear the ugly cheer?


We complain about the announcers.  He does something worth commenting on, and we complain.
 
2013-01-05 06:13:05 PM  
quick 3 and out, please.

/still waiting for the "next team to score" to hit.
 
2013-01-05 06:13:14 PM  

eudemonist: Halp, please! My gently flowing body of water just dried up! EIP if anybody has a link to a good one...


NBCSports is streaming it on their website.
 
2013-01-05 06:13:35 PM  
WTF was that cameraman doing in the huddle?
 
2013-01-05 06:13:38 PM  
I like how football players have taken a cue from hockey players and have started wearing ridiculous face masks and mirrored visors. Really lets you know who the douchebags are.

Looking at you, Ovie. Only Robocop can wear that.
 
2013-01-05 06:13:39 PM  
So, ya think we're gonna get Faith Hill intro tonight?  Did we get a Faith Hill intro for this one?
 
2013-01-05 06:13:44 PM  

Earguy: I actually like Bob Costas mostly.  I bet he'd be a good dinner party guest.  Interesting conversation, but no way he's stealing away the prettiest woman in the room.


You aren't wrong. He had an interview show ~20 years ago that was excellent. He does a very good in depth interview, more akin to a conversation, where answers lead to questions (not transition to next prepared question).
 
2013-01-05 06:14:13 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

M, she's major ugly.

O, she's fat and pugly.

Oh! My god, no the cow says mooooo.
 
2013-01-05 06:14:16 PM  
Dalton is so farked.
 
2013-01-05 06:14:52 PM  
Get the stop pls
 
2013-01-05 06:14:55 PM  

Earguy: So, ya think we're gonna get Faith Hill intro tonight?  Did we get a Faith Hill intro for this one?


No Faith for this one. I'm not expecting one tonight. "I've been waitin' all day for Saturday night" doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
2013-01-05 06:14:55 PM  

Earguy: So, ya think we're gonna get Faith Hill intro tonight?  Did we get a Faith Hill intro for this one?


No Faith Hill for this game >:(
 
2013-01-05 06:14:56 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: WTF was that cameraman doing in the huddle?


Masturbating
 
2013-01-05 06:15:14 PM  
Got my 3 and out, now for the Texans to actually score a TD on this drive.
 
2013-01-05 06:15:16 PM  

Earguy: So, ya think we're gonna get Faith Hill intro tonight?  Did we get a Faith Hill intro for this one?


No my friend, only generic VO.
 
2013-01-05 06:15:37 PM  
Wow, that was a late fair catch call.
 
2013-01-05 06:15:39 PM  

4NSpy: quick 3 and out, please.

/still waiting for the "next team to score" to hit.


Wish granted
 
2013-01-05 06:15:49 PM  
neat, free yards.
 
2013-01-05 06:15:50 PM  
Oh my god what a bonehead play. Lions should draft that guy.
 
2013-01-05 06:16:09 PM  
Another thrilling punt in this NFL Mild Card game.
 
2013-01-05 06:16:11 PM  
All kinds of foul on that one.
 
2013-01-05 06:16:19 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 06:16:34 PM  
I dislike that rule. There was no chance in hell that Bengal was gonna be able to miss the receiver when he made the wave on that play.
 
2013-01-05 06:16:35 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Oh my god what a bonehead play. Lions should draft that guy.


Did they release the guy that took the knee on that kick in the last game?
 
2013-01-05 06:17:04 PM  
Mr. Dater!
 
2013-01-05 06:17:10 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: I dislike that rule. There was no chance in hell that Bengal was gonna be able to miss the receiver when he made the wave on that play.


Wave or no wave, he still hit him before the ball got there.
 
2013-01-05 06:17:17 PM  
Or trade for him. Whatever.

Hey, it's the Workaholics' biatch boss!
 
2013-01-05 06:17:17 PM  
Hey, both chicks from Workaholics getting commercial gigs
 
2013-01-05 06:17:27 PM  
I really miss Sanu or Jerome Simpson.
Dalton has Green and no one else.

Hawkins is good, but can't get open on his own.
 
2013-01-05 06:17:47 PM  

eudemonist: Halp, please! My gently flowing body of water just dried up! EIP if anybody has a link to a good one...


NBC is streaming it live from their website
 
2013-01-05 06:17:56 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Earguy: So, ya think we're gonna get Faith Hill intro tonight?  Did we get a Faith Hill intro for this one?

No Faith Hill for this game >:(


There's an app for that....

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2013-01-05 06:18:17 PM  

4NSpy: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: I dislike that rule. There was no chance in hell that Bengal was gonna be able to miss the receiver when he made the wave on that play.

Wave or no wave, he still hit him before the ball got there.


No arguing that point. I recall a penalty a week or two ago where it was similar, and the defender didn't get there before the ball did. I understand you gotta protect those guys, though.
 
2013-01-05 06:18:22 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Or trade for him. Whatever.

Hey, it's the Workaholics' biatch boss!


Weird, so far we've seen commercials with the boss and her secretary. I hope Montez is next, or maybe Jet set.
 
2013-01-05 06:18:37 PM