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(Sun Sentinel)   New slot machine based on Aladdin features "a chair that tosses you from right to left as Aladdin navigates around buildings in pursuit of the genie." Which is clearly what senior citizens want in a slot machine   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Aladdin, right-to-left, Aladdin navigates, Coconut Creek, senior citizens, Hallandale Beach, Chocolate Factory, Miami-Dade  
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2013-01-05 01:43:26 PM  
3 votes:
I've figured out slot machines:

1. Put money in machine.

2. Machine keeps your money.
2013-01-05 03:39:32 PM  
2 votes:
Seems like a good evolution of both the slot machine and the arcade game. In fact, it even helps point out the ridiculousness of some anti-gambling people's logic: in their minds, apparently, it's perfectly acceptable to put quarters into a machine for hours on end as long as there's no chance of getting any of that money back. This type of game certainly blurs the line.
2013-01-05 05:56:56 PM  
1 vote:
WMS Gaming used to be Williams pinball. I has a sad now.

2013-01-05 04:06:41 PM  
1 vote:

We have it in our casino in Reno, also have played it at other casinos. It steals my money.
2013-01-05 02:20:34 PM  
1 vote:
That's exactly what I want after pounding drinks for thirty straight hours.
2013-01-05 01:55:35 PM  
1 vote:
I hate slot machines. I hate them even more that the Las Vegas casinos got rid of the coin/token machines. Atleast that was sort of fun with the sound of the coins dumping into the tray and walking around with a plastic bucket. Paper ticket comes out when you win? Sheesh. A boring way to lose money made more boring.

I can lose plenty of money on craps... and atleast that's far more fun.
2013-01-05 01:40:09 PM  
1 vote:
Actually, it's just shaking you to empty out your pockets even faster.
2013-01-05 01:38:47 PM  
1 vote:
So it's a slot machine with an Arab guy trying NOT to crash into a building with his flying contraption. It's got originality, I'll give it that.
2013-01-05 01:22:37 PM  
1 vote:
I played that game. It's actually pretty fun.

/not a senior though
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