ICDedPpl: I played that game. It's actually pretty fun./not a senior though
swahnhennessy: Goddamn, casinos are sad places.
lasercannon: I don't think that chair moves for fun I think it moves to wake up all the old people who have fallen asleep in front of the slot machine. The next innovation for slot machines is to include a pulse rate detector and a defibrillator that goes off automatically when your pulse drops below a certain rate.
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