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(CBS News)   Katy Perry named hottest woman of 2013 by Men's magazine. In related news, Russell Brand chosen biggest loser of 2013 by Men's What Were You Thinking? magazine   (cbsnews.com) divider line 77
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2013-01-05 08:11:49 AM
Full list:
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2013-01-05 08:57:36 AM
Blah, blah, blah, tired of her shiat; we hold these truths to be self-evident.
 
2013-01-05 09:02:25 AM
Whatever he was thinking, it was from a larger sample of evidence than you have available to you, subby.
 
2013-01-05 09:05:39 AM
I don't think she is the prettiest, but I am waiting for a woman that is all-around hotter than Alison Brie to emerge.

It is just wrong how hot she is.
 
2013-01-05 09:08:13 AM
Katy Perry #1? Really

Is this a gay mens magazine?

Katy shouldn't have even broken top 20. There are so many better looking women on that list.
 
2013-01-05 09:08:48 AM
So Men's Magazine is exclusively read by guys over 40? Holy shiat is that list ever farked up.
 
2013-01-05 09:09:16 AM
Didn't he tweet a picture of her sans makeup, and didn't she look heinous?
 
2013-01-05 09:18:37 AM
Some of these ladies should be nowhere near this list
 
2013-01-05 09:18:56 AM
I'll take Emily Blunt over Katy Perry. With me creepily hovering around them as they go at it.
 
2013-01-05 09:25:18 AM
Men's Health is about as hetero as GQ.
 
2013-01-05 09:31:01 AM
I don't care how hot a woman is - somebody, somewhere, is sick and tired of her shiat.
 
2013-01-05 09:31:09 AM
The fact that Sara Jean Underwood is #74 immediately invalidates this list.
 
2013-01-05 09:33:36 AM
Lists like this are like the Pro Bowl: some people make it based on name recognition alone.
 
2013-01-05 09:43:04 AM

skinink: I'll take Emily Blunt over Katy Perry. With me creepily hovering around them as they go at it.


I was just coming in to say "Well, maaaaaybe Emily Blunt. But I have no problem with Katy Perry at #1"
 
2013-01-05 09:51:37 AM

kronicfeld: Lists like this are like the Pro Bowl: some people make it based on name recognition alone.


Yeah, but with her the name recognition always comes with words like over-rated, pedestrian and music sucks.
 
mjg
2013-01-05 09:55:01 AM
So this is a list of the hottest American and European women only?

Right. Also the hottest women must speak English. Got it.
 
2013-01-05 09:57:17 AM
Yes subby, because Russell won't be able to get anymore tail hotter than Katy.

Russell'sBeltNotches
 
2013-01-05 10:28:22 AM

mjg: So this is a list of the hottest American and European women only?.


Yeah, I know what you mean,,,

Natalie Portman: Israel
Padma Lakshmi: India
Isla Fisher: Australia
Rose Byrne: Australia
Morena Baccarin: Brazil
Shakira: Colombia
Cote de Pablo: Chile
Irina Shayk: Russia
Jessica Gomes: Australia
Charlize Theron: South Africa
Salma Hayek: Mexico
Miranda Kerr: Australia
Sofía Vergara: Colombia
Adriana Lima: Brazil
Rihanna: Barbados
Bar Refaeli: Israel
Gisele Bündchen: Brazil
 
2013-01-05 10:31:11 AM
I might quibble with the order, but the content of the list ain't bad.  As long as Allison Brie, Anna Kendrick and Kaley Cuoco are there, I'm good.
 
2013-01-05 10:31:53 AM
Any list that contains Kristen Wiig and describes her as hot, funny or hot and funny is shait.
 
2013-01-05 10:41:08 AM

Gunderson: Yes subby, because Russell won't be able to get anymore tail hotter than Katy.

Russell'sBeltNotches


Not thus far. Also, Peaches Geldof - ew, icky.
 
2013-01-05 10:43:47 AM
List is bullshiat without Amanda Reghetti.

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2013-01-05 10:43:54 AM

HMS_Blinkin: The fact that Sara Jean Underwood is #74 immediately invalidates this list.


She may have dropped a few spots for having her otherwise perfect small breasts modified.

Amy Adams is way too low, Katie Holmes is a bit too high, and I think they inadvertently swapped Rashida Jones and Zoe Saldana.
 
2013-01-05 10:43:57 AM
I take issue with the order but not the contents of that list.
 
2013-01-05 10:54:24 AM

WippitGuud: mjg: So this is a list of the hottest American and European women only?.

Yeah, I know what you mean,,,

Natalie Portman: Israel
Padma Lakshmi: India
Isla Fisher: Australia
Rose Byrne: Australia
Morena Baccarin: Brazil
Shakira: Colombia
Cote de Pablo: Chile
Irina Shayk: Russia
Jessica Gomes: Australia
Charlize Theron: South Africa
Salma Hayek: Mexico
Miranda Kerr: Australia
Sofía Vergara: Colombia
Adriana Lima: Brazil
Rihanna: Barbados
Bar Refaeli: Israel
Gisele Bündchen: Brazil


Thank you for pointing out how stupid that comment was.
 
2013-01-05 10:57:21 AM
Now I know beauty is subjective, but I find it really hard to believe that almost anyone would find Katy Perry to be more beautiful than Kate Beckinsale or Olivia Wilde. Pretty sure she just topped the list due to her current ubiquitousness.
 
2013-01-05 11:03:07 AM

Aurelius Maximus: Thank you for pointing out how stupid that comment was.


That said, Lakshmi is the only representative of Asia, Theron is the only representative of Africa, and Portman and Raefali are the only representatives of the Middle East. So it's not an entirely unfounded criticism.
 
2013-01-05 11:06:08 AM

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Now I know beauty is subjective, but I find it really hard to believe that almost anyone would find Katy Perry to be more beautiful than Kate Beckinsale or Olivia Wilde. Pretty sure she just topped the list due to her current ubiquitousness.


Kate Beckinsale smokes. She's great to look at, but knowing she smells like shiat is a huge turn off.
 
2013-01-05 11:08:19 AM
I guess he was thinking "I can have one hot woman, OR being rich and famous I can have most of the hot most women."
 
2013-01-05 11:09:25 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: I guess he was thinking "I can have one hot woman, OR being rich and famous I can have most of the hot most women."


Hangovers hurt, and cause words to appear in odd places.
 
mjg
2013-01-05 11:11:53 AM

WippitGuud: mjg: So this is a list of the hottest American and European women only?.

Yeah, I know what you mean,,,


My bad. My (fumbled) point was that such lists generally lack diversity in what is viewed as 'hot' or 'attractive', imo.
 
2013-01-05 11:35:27 AM

Giltric: Katy Perry #1? Really

Is this a gay mens magazine?

Katy shouldn't have even broken top 20. There are so many better looking women on that list.


If it makes you feel better, she's also #25.
 
2013-01-05 11:47:03 AM
Kate Upton at 14?
fark this list right in its stupid ass.
 
2013-01-05 11:50:24 AM

HMS_Blinkin: The fact that Sara Jean Underwood is #74 immediately invalidates this list.


Zooey Deschanel ahead of Charlize Theron.

Seriously.

That's how the list ranks them.
 
2013-01-05 11:55:11 AM
Hayden also thinks the list is funny . . .

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2013-01-05 11:58:33 AM

farkstorm: Hayden also thinks the list is funny . . .

[www.hdwallpapers.in image 270x169]


She's too busy running from pedophiles who think she is 14.
 
2013-01-05 11:58:57 AM
This is the first I've ever heard of MensHealth.com. Pray it is the last.
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2013-01-05 12:02:12 PM
Feh.  KP isn't even in the top ten.  She's slightly-better-than-average.  Don't get me wrong, I'm no Studman, but there's no way in hell she can possibly be ranked up with Salma Hayak, Eva Mendez, or even Anne Hathaway.  On their worst days, they are still a full point higher than KP on her best day.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-01-05 12:03:42 PM
Good list but why'd they put the fat one in there?
 
2013-01-05 12:04:56 PM
I would do unspeakable things to Katy Perry, but I agree that there are better looking celebrities in my opinion...

/Still likes Zooey Deschanel more...
//In my perfect world I wouldn't have to chose...
 
2013-01-05 12:13:40 PM
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I can't believe he didn't make the list too.
 
2013-01-05 12:17:12 PM
Lady Gaga, FFS? Look, I have no opinion about her talent or her personally, but come on. She's not an attractive woman.

and I have no idea who half of those women even are. I know I'd be shocked to find out that most of them are either "rising stars" or women who have been in the spotlight the last year or so.
 
2013-01-05 12:53:24 PM

Meethos: Didn't he tweet a picture of her sans makeup, and didn't she look heinous?


Really? 'Cause if I were waking up to that puss sans makeup, I'd get on my knees and thank the Lord.
 
2013-01-05 12:55:37 PM
Alison Brie isn't in top 10? This list is bad subby and you should feel bad for subbing it.
 
2013-01-05 01:02:08 PM
Katy Perry? Clearly, they're using the "most present in the public consciousness" definition of "hottest", instead of "most attractive/sexually appealing". It's the only explanation.
 
2013-01-05 01:07:53 PM
Katy Perry?

Very nice looking lady with a lovely body.

Her exceptionally nice naked ass (NSFW)
 
2013-01-05 01:15:36 PM
cdn.thegloss.com
THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
 
2013-01-05 01:20:04 PM

gilgigamesh: [cdn.thegloss.com image 425x315]
THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD.


I knew as soon as I saw that picture that the marriage was not going to last. I was surprised it even lasted much longer than the day that picture hit the press.

/Guys, don't do this
//especially since you are all married to supermodels, who are very sensitive to their public image
 
2013-01-05 01:31:38 PM

cryinoutloud: gilgigamesh: [cdn.thegloss.com image 425x315]
THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

I knew as soon as I saw that picture that the marriage was not going to last. I was surprised it even lasted much longer than the day that picture hit the press.

/Guys, don't do this
//especially since you are all married to supermodels, who are very sensitive to their public image


She actually looks a lot like an old girlfriend of mine.  She was a big dork, and a lot of fun.
 
2013-01-05 01:39:21 PM

gilgigamesh: THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD.


Yeah, that was the What Were You Thinking? part. The hell did Russell think was going to happen once he went out of his way to snap the most unflattering photo of his wife that he could possibly create and then put it on the Internet? THAT IS NOT CONDUCIVE TO A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.
 
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