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(Fox News)   Arizona wants to ban fake identities on the internet, haven't thought their cunning plan all the way through considering the sheer amount of Derp their state spews upon the world would now have their names attached to it   ( divider line
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4583 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2013 at 11:57 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-05 10:31:33 AM  
3 votes:
How about we cut to the chase and ban Arizona.
2013-01-05 12:09:06 PM  
2 votes:
I'm making a bunch of fake Michelle Ugenti FB pages right now.
2013-01-05 12:03:37 PM  
2 votes:
Angelina Jolie's Leg reportedly unamused.
2013-01-05 12:00:33 PM  
2 votes:
I can't wait for Sheriff Arpaio to comment in this thread about his views on this law.
2013-01-05 12:54:34 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-05 12:38:09 PM  
1 vote:
"No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?"

"No sir, I do not require them."
2013-01-05 12:32:38 PM  
1 vote:
This must be what they mean when they say LIBERTY AN FREEDOM WHOOOOOO! MERICA!
2013-01-05 12:16:02 PM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: Hmmm. I suppose that means I'd have to give up my Weedlord Bonerhitler alt.

As if there is a real Weedlord Bonerhitler somewhere sitting in his underwear crying into a bowl of cheerios shouting "That's not me! Oh Arizona, save me from this imposter!"
2013-01-05 12:13:52 PM  
1 vote:
They can suck my bifurcated neon purple sparkling dragon cock.
2013-01-05 12:13:16 PM  
1 vote:
I predict good things to come out of this bill, or my name isn't Cornelius Dribble!
2013-01-05 12:11:57 PM  
1 vote:
Hmmm. I suppose that means I'd have to give up my Weedlord Bonerhitler alt.
2013-01-05 12:01:31 PM  
1 vote:
What? You don't believe my legal name is Epic Fap Session?
2013-01-05 11:30:19 AM  
1 vote:
Yuma, here!

Arizona is embarrassing, but a lot of the problem is going to die off in the next 10-20 years.  Most people I know who are under 55-60 are not Republicans and there are lots of Hispanics.  The state should turn blue when the angry old people buy the rancho.

I don't like many of the old people around here.  Many are rude, inconsiderate and feel entitled.  They will cut lines, drive pretending that no one else exists, and will do things like interrupt your order at the counter to make demands on the clerk.  These are not kindly old grannies.  They're assholes and they vote like it.

They can't die soon enough.  It makes me want to secretly add cholesterol to the water supply or something.
2013-01-05 07:52:57 AM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Hell, most people already give them that with Facebook, anyway, like a bunch of Dumbasses.

Yeah I'm stupid. Stupid like a LEMMING. Mwa ha ha ha.
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