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2013-01-05 11:50:25 AM  

Frankenstorm: What the hell, New York City? I can't do all the drinking for you.

/we prefer drugs


This. Drinking in New York is like taking the bus.
 
2013-01-05 11:54:42 AM  

johnryan51: To me it seemed the towns that mom and pop could open a bar did well on this list. A lot of places it costs a tremendous amount of money to open a bar. Buffalo is full of small bars and its great.


NOTB back around 1970 a lot of them served 1 or 2 kinds of food, homemade and good. Might be pasta with red, might be kielbasi, might be beef on weck, might be wings.

/never called hot wings, but always hot
 
2013-01-05 12:10:49 PM  

Molavian: sgnilward: It's funny that they disqualified every Wisconsin town except Milwaukee.

Right? 8 bars per 10,000 people? shiat, there's that many bars per block in some of these little towns.


I'm guessing that the reason is because most of those little towns in Wisconsin cater to the smaller outlying towns and villages and drive threw tourists maybe?
 
2013-01-05 12:15:45 PM  

gonzoduke: Molavian: sgnilward: It's funny that they disqualified every Wisconsin town except Milwaukee.

Right? 8 bars per 10,000 people? shiat, there's that many bars per block in some of these little towns.

I'm guessing that the reason is because most of those little towns in Wisconsin cater to the smaller outlying towns and villages and drive threw tourists maybe?


The only tourists we throw are from Illinois.
 
2013-01-05 12:38:11 PM  
List fails without St. Louis.
 
2013-01-05 12:42:51 PM  

johnryan51: To me it seemed the towns that mom and pop could open a bar did well on this list. A lot of places it costs a tremendous amount of money to open a bar. Buffalo is full of small bars and its great.


Shhhh. That's a secret.

We're #5! We're number #5!
 
2013-01-05 12:43:01 PM  

dpaul007: burpchuck: Does anyone else wonder why there are no Florida cities in the list?

No. Floridians don't stop drinking long enough to GET hangovers.


The day after Gasparilla alone should put Tampa in the top 10.
 
2013-01-05 01:00:11 PM  

nucular bum: A bit late for the holidays, but since we *are* on the subject of Omaha...

We three clods from Omaha are
/mad magazine parody


Heh. I thought I was the only person around who remembered that.
 
2013-01-05 01:05:52 PM  

nucular bum: A bit late for the holidays, but since we *are* on the subject of Omaha...

We three clods from Omaha are
Spending Christmas Eve in a car
Drinking, drinking, glasses clinking
Who needs a lousy bar?

Ohh...

Drink to Charlie Drink to Paul
Drink to friends we can't recall
Swerving speeding, signs unheeding
Drink to anything at all

We three clods are feeling no pain
Drunk as skunks with booze on the brain
Senses losing, 'Til we're cruising
Into a wrong way lane

Ohh...

Drink to Melvin. Drink to Fred
Drink to those two trucks ahead
Headlights flashing
Screeching, crashing
Drink till they pronounce us dead


/mad magazine parody


Al Jaffee? (Sounds like him)
 
2013-01-05 01:41:51 PM  
It can't be binge drinking if I do it every night.
 
2013-01-05 02:03:41 PM  

whooter: There's a startling amount of OH in there...


And Buffalo is just a short ride up the Thruway.


But I have to ask, whats a hangover?
 
2013-01-05 02:44:36 PM  
You idiots are farking worthless. You think it's funny to be an alcoholic? You still think it's cute? Didn't more than one of you asshole Farkers DIE from liver failure? Yeah that's real farking funny punks, I'm laughing my ass off.
 
2013-01-05 02:52:16 PM  

blatz514: gonzoduke: Molavian: sgnilward: It's funny that they disqualified every Wisconsin town except Milwaukee.

Right? 8 bars per 10,000 people? shiat, there's that many bars per block in some of these little towns.

I'm guessing that the reason is because most of those little towns in Wisconsin cater to the smaller outlying towns and villages and drive threw tourists maybe?

The only tourists we throw are from Illinois.


Seriously. How great can Chicago be? After all it's in Illinois.

Plus I love all those folks that claim to be from Chicago but are actually from some crappy suburb.
 
2013-01-05 03:02:06 PM  
OK, I'm not sure what to think. My home area of MPLS/St. Paul didn't make it into the list. But, I've been to at least 6 of these cities in the last year. Am I spreading myself to thin? Do I need to stay in town more to help the "hometown" crack the list?

I'm going to make myself a drink and think about it. It's about time to start gearing up for the Vikes/pack game anyways.
 
2013-01-05 03:29:11 PM  

rushthatspeaks: You idiots are farking worthless. You think it's funny to be an alcoholic? You still think it's cute? Didn't more than one of you asshole Farkers DIE from liver failure? Yeah that's real farking funny punks, I'm laughing my ass off.


Settle down. Have a drink.
 
2013-01-05 03:29:31 PM  

blatz514: Madison absent because of the professionalism.


They'd have to stop drinking first to get a hangover.

It's stunning how many of these places my wife has lived in (including the Not-Listed Madtown) or been to quite frequently - Milwaukee, Chicago, Akron, Columbus, San Antonio. There were also a number of bars in her hometown of 800 people, but they were also serving the local rural communities as well, out in Western WI.
 
2013-01-05 03:41:21 PM  

rushthatspeaks: You idiots are farking worthless. You think it's funny to be an alcoholic? You still think it's cute? Didn't more than one of you asshole Farkers DIE from liver failure? Yeah that's real farking funny punks, I'm laughing my ass off.


We drink because we've got the proper number of chromosomes. It's relatively obvious that you don't possess an appropriate number, so that explains why you're lame.

Now, go count to potatoe.
 
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