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(AZ Family)   Another father quivers at the thought of how close his precious snowflake came to accidentally seeing a naked human body. "If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"   (azfamily.com) divider line 36
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2013-01-05 08:06:28 AM  
7 votes:
My hobby: Uploading pictures of dicks to Nintendos and returning them to target.

www.reactionface.info
2013-01-05 11:33:48 AM  
6 votes:
Uh dad...hate to break it to you but your daughter is already sending naked pics of herself to strangers on the internet.
2013-01-05 10:41:39 AM  
5 votes:
Wanted for questioning:

i595.photobucket.com
2013-01-05 11:34:30 AM  
4 votes:
Look out, Ethel!
2013-01-05 11:43:45 AM  
3 votes:
Gotta agree with the people who say it's the father's fault. You get what you pay for. The guy who was supposed to delete the memory probably started whacking off to the pics and forgot to erase them after he came. Happens all the time I'm sure.
2013-01-05 07:47:28 AM  
3 votes:
"Multiple pictures, multiple positions, just not a good Christmas present,"

Let me show you my sexual positions.
My sexual positions, let me show them to you.
2013-01-05 12:45:35 PM  
2 votes:

Mystery Vortex: There's a big difference between nudity and pornography.

My kid seeing an anatomical reference photo? Totally ok. Even encouraged.

My kid seeing Max Hardcore pounding a crying girl in the mouth? Not ok.


What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.
2013-01-05 11:51:48 AM  
2 votes:

Vern: You know, if these parents wouldn't be cheapskates and pay for a new console as opposed to a refurbished one, this wouldn't be an issue.And seriously, if you shop at Gamestop, used/refurbished is only $10 maybe $20 less than a new console. If it's a game, I've seen used copies of games at $2 or less than new copies. It's not worth it to buy used from Gamestop unless you're talking games that are 5 or 10 years old, that's when they might start marking them down. Otherwise, pony up the few extra dollars, get a new copy that supports the developer(Or the publisher), and avoid having to deal with a copy that someone dropped into a pile of Doritos, put it in the console, and poured a few more Doritos on it before closing the tray.


Not everyone found a jar of pennies under their porch, Vern. Two for fkinching.
2013-01-05 11:41:01 AM  
2 votes:
"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"

I guess we can rule out "properly use the subjunctive."
2013-01-05 11:37:38 AM  
2 votes:
I demand that Obama create a Porn On Refurbished Nintendos commission, with me in charge.
2013-01-05 11:34:37 AM  
2 votes:
I save a ton buying refurbished too, I never get this lucky.
2013-01-05 11:27:27 AM  
2 votes:
"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done - I mean, if she saw that, then it would turn her all sexy and then she'd make me do nasty things to her... terrible, awful things I would do to her, and it would all be her fault after she saw those pictures...  she would be a naughty, naughty girl, then, and she would need to be spanked.  Y'know, hold that thought, I'll be right back, gotta go to the bathroom," he said.
2013-01-05 03:31:40 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: "Multiple pictures, multiple positions, just not a good Christmas present,"

Let me show you my sexual positions.
My sexual positions, let me show them to you.


Weirdest eBay feedback anyone has ever given me. Strange buyer complaint, there.
2013-01-05 01:55:14 PM  
1 votes:
Years ago I set up insurance with Geico and they emailed me my proof of insurance. The attachment turned out to be 18 pages of porn. My plan was to tell the cops I was "barely legal" if I got stoppped.

When I called Customer Service the woman was mortified.,
2013-01-05 01:38:56 PM  
1 votes:
Meh, pony fandom is just as bad as watching any other child intended works, it reflects a child-like mindset-ability-affinity. You know, like we all have denigrated Micheal Jackson for.

People addicted to bright colors as children are.
People who's ability is limited to the short and quick events that need little to no attention span.
People find attraction in puerile stories that need little functioning intellectual ability

The show as a whole is manufactured for people of those "qualities", and they eat it up wholesale. Man-children, no better than ICP asking how magnets work and then cursing those that offer education on the topic. Vehemently defending their infatuation of child-like wonder against those who find it distasteful.

In fact, Ponies are the new ICP. ICP tried to teach acceptance and tolerance(social outcasts all banding together to enjoy life), it is a big part of their culture. Don't judge. Only it's stylized cute, instead of stylized clowns with axes and decapitations. ICP washed of all the make-up and imagery and results in pure inanity.
2013-01-05 12:36:37 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-05 12:34:36 PM  
1 votes:
Daddy, what's a penis for and why does mommy put one in your butt?

/awkward
2013-01-05 12:31:32 PM  
1 votes:

JRoo: Am I the only person who had parents who walked around nude?


PICS OR GTFO.
2013-01-05 11:51:24 AM  
1 votes:
OMG! my kiddie was almost exposed to a easy to understand chart of the big bang theory! i...i just don't know what i would have done.

/ idiots, the country is full of
2013-01-05 11:49:31 AM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: What is with this country's puritanical obsession with sex?  "ZOMG A TITTY!!" For fark's sake, dude.  I'd rather see some guy's wang on the news accidentally than see heaps of bloody dead bodies.


You're welcome.

NSFW.
2013-01-05 11:48:22 AM  
1 votes:
Am I the only person who had parents who walked around nude?
2013-01-05 11:47:30 AM  
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: "If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done


Why don't people ever use the past perfect tense? The father is clearly describing an interrupted (hypothetical) action in the past, so the correct usage should have been, "If she had seen those . . . "

Grammar Heil!
2013-01-05 11:47:07 AM  
1 votes:

whither_apophis: Via Infinito: Weaver95: but we can still see all kinds of violence, right?  because that's what's really important here.

I think this backwards view stems from a biblical perspective. Burning animal flesh is a sweet smell unto the Lord. Not turning your head away from your dad's nakedness is a crime punishable by curse. Naked is shameful, blah blah. Oh but dashing pregnant women on the rocks because they're heathens? Oh yeah. The Lord likes that shiat. Violence good. Naked bad.

"i bet the jews did this.jpg"

/seemed appropriate
//that guy's kid is getting a purity ring when she's 14


And a babby when she's 15
2013-01-05 11:45:47 AM  
1 votes:

Via Infinito: Weaver95: but we can still see all kinds of violence, right?  because that's what's really important here.

I think this backwards view stems from a biblical perspective. Burning animal flesh is a sweet smell unto the Lord. Not turning your head away from your dad's nakedness is a crime punishable by curse. Naked is shameful, blah blah. Oh but dashing pregnant women on the rocks because they're heathens? Oh yeah. The Lord likes that shiat. Violence good. Naked bad.


"i bet the jews did this.jpg"

/seemed appropriate
//that guy's kid is getting a purity ring when she's 14
2013-01-05 11:42:53 AM  
1 votes:
Subby is so cool, he shows his kids Indonesian transgender/tentacle/midget/vomit anime.
2013-01-05 11:41:05 AM  
1 votes:
You know, if these parents wouldn't be cheapskates and pay for a new console as opposed to a refurbished one, this wouldn't be an issue.And seriously, if you shop at Gamestop, used/refurbished is only $10 maybe $20 less than a new console. If it's a game, I've seen used copies of games at $2 or less than new copies. It's not worth it to buy used from Gamestop unless you're talking games that are 5 or 10 years old, that's when they might start marking them down. Otherwise, pony up the few extra dollars, get a new copy that supports the developer(Or the publisher), and avoid having to deal with a copy that someone dropped into a pile of Doritos, put it in the console, and poured a few more Doritos on it before closing the tray.
2013-01-05 11:39:56 AM  
1 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: Uh dad...hate to break it to you but your daughter is already sending naked pics of herself to strangers on the internet.


Now, if one of her friends texts him a naked photo of her, the circle of life will be complete.
2013-01-05 11:37:38 AM  
1 votes:
Step 1. Buy Refurbished Game System
Step 2. Load it with Porn
Step 3. Complain about the Porn
Step 4. Profit
2013-01-05 11:37:34 AM  
1 votes:
This never would have happened if you hadn't been such a loathsome poor person. Try and make a few bucks to buy your little rat a new Christmas present for new year.
2013-01-05 11:31:14 AM  
1 votes:

Mystery Vortex: There's a big difference between nudity and pornography.

My kid seeing an anatomical reference photo? Totally ok. Even encouraged.

My kid seeing Max Hardcore pounding a crying girl in the mouth? Not ok.


This, all of this. But I suspect those without children will never understand the difference.

Of course, the dad is a cheap bastard for not buying his kid a brand new DS so it's his fault and he shall be shamed for it.
2013-01-05 11:29:08 AM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: What is with this country's puritanical obsession with sex?  "ZOMG A TITTY!!" For fark's sake, dude.  I'd rather see some guy's wang on the news accidentally than see heaps of bloody dead bodies.


Perhaps it was male on male? What if it was horse on chick? We don't know. Certainly you wouldn't want your pre-pubescent daughter witnessing two guys doing a rumple still skin would ya?

/don't buy "re-furbished" electronics without checking the contents first.
2013-01-05 11:28:28 AM  
1 votes:
Two lessons learned.
Fear naked bodies.
Be an attention whore.
2013-01-05 11:26:25 AM  
1 votes:
"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"

She might have...liked it.
2013-01-05 11:19:40 AM  
1 votes:
Willett is just happy that his young daughter didn't get an eyeful of the inappropriate images.

"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done," he said. "I mean, the 'intense emotional trauma' that she would have experienced due to their 'intentional infliction of emotional distress' would have caused her 'pain and suffering' and required many millions of 'compen-' what's that word? oh- 'compensatory damages'."
2013-01-05 11:19:02 AM  
1 votes:
"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"

"...I mean, holy shiat, I would have had to talk to my kid about...you know...(whispers) ess-ee-ex!!"
2013-01-05 09:27:36 AM  
1 votes:
but we can still see all kinds of violence, right?  because that's what's really important here.
 
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