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(AZ Family)   Another father quivers at the thought of how close his precious snowflake came to accidentally seeing a naked human body. "If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"   (azfamily.com) divider line 31
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2013-01-05 11:28:59 AM
10 votes:
There's a big difference between nudity and pornography.

My kid seeing an anatomical reference photo? Totally ok. Even encouraged.

My kid seeing Max Hardcore pounding a crying girl in the mouth? Not ok.
2013-01-05 09:27:36 AM
6 votes:
but we can still see all kinds of violence, right?  because that's what's really important here.
2013-01-05 11:41:01 AM
3 votes:
"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"

I guess we can rule out "properly use the subjunctive."
2013-01-05 11:19:18 AM
3 votes:

Weaver95: but we can still see all kinds of violence, right?  because that's what's really important here.


I think this backwards view stems from a biblical perspective. Burning animal flesh is a sweet smell unto the Lord. Not turning your head away from your dad's nakedness is a crime punishable by curse. Naked is shameful, blah blah. Oh but dashing pregnant women on the rocks because they're heathens? Oh yeah. The Lord likes that shiat. Violence good. Naked bad.
2013-01-05 10:45:18 AM
3 votes:
What is with this country's puritanical obsession with sex?  "ZOMG A TITTY!!" For fark's sake, dude.  I'd rather see some guy's wang on the news accidentally than see heaps of bloody dead bodies.
2013-01-05 11:51:48 AM
2 votes:

Vern: You know, if these parents wouldn't be cheapskates and pay for a new console as opposed to a refurbished one, this wouldn't be an issue.And seriously, if you shop at Gamestop, used/refurbished is only $10 maybe $20 less than a new console. If it's a game, I've seen used copies of games at $2 or less than new copies. It's not worth it to buy used from Gamestop unless you're talking games that are 5 or 10 years old, that's when they might start marking them down. Otherwise, pony up the few extra dollars, get a new copy that supports the developer(Or the publisher), and avoid having to deal with a copy that someone dropped into a pile of Doritos, put it in the console, and poured a few more Doritos on it before closing the tray.


Not everyone found a jar of pennies under their porch, Vern. Two for fkinching.
2013-01-05 11:48:22 AM
2 votes:
Am I the only person who had parents who walked around nude?
2013-01-05 11:47:46 AM
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: "If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"

"...I mean, holy shiat, I would have had to talk to my kid about...you know...(whispers) ess-ee-ex!!"


Religion just gives these people an out, doesn't it? Conveniently avoid that responsibility because you've convinced yourself that your kids shouldn't be seeing it in the first place, because the Lerd dun said so.
2013-01-05 11:33:29 AM
2 votes:
In other words, submitter is ok with showing pornography to children?

No one said anything about a glimpse of a boob or a butt. He said pornography. And no one said anything about violence either. It was Super Mario Bros. on a DS. I get the feeling he'd like to keep his kid away from both sex and violence. Of course, this is the fark echo chamber where any mention of how children shouldn't be exposed to sexually explicit images is always followed up with BUT WHAT ABOUT THE 50 BEHEADINGS OUR CHILDREN SEE EVERYDAY???
2013-01-05 11:31:14 AM
2 votes:

Mystery Vortex: There's a big difference between nudity and pornography.

My kid seeing an anatomical reference photo? Totally ok. Even encouraged.

My kid seeing Max Hardcore pounding a crying girl in the mouth? Not ok.


This, all of this. But I suspect those without children will never understand the difference.

Of course, the dad is a cheap bastard for not buying his kid a brand new DS so it's his fault and he shall be shamed for it.
2013-01-05 11:31:09 AM
2 votes:
porn =/= "a naked human body"
2013-01-05 11:19:40 AM
2 votes:
Willett is just happy that his young daughter didn't get an eyeful of the inappropriate images.

"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done," he said. "I mean, the 'intense emotional trauma' that she would have experienced due to their 'intentional infliction of emotional distress' would have caused her 'pain and suffering' and required many millions of 'compen-' what's that word? oh- 'compensatory damages'."
2013-01-05 10:41:42 AM
2 votes:

Weaver95: but we can still see all kinds of violence, right?  because that's what's really important here.


I'd much rather see hours and hours of bouncy boobs than violence, which is why I'm not the internet and not watching TV.
2013-01-05 03:56:39 PM
1 votes:

grinding_journalist: Great Janitor: I used to work at the corporate office. The two groups I had zero respect for were field management and all HR people.

The few people at corporate I ever had reason to talk to echoed this sentiment. It doesn't shock me- when you create a promotion/relegation system based on your store "meeting the numbers" everything else takes a backseat. It's a very "I'm only accountable if I get called on it" attitude.


when when was there I figured that anyone District Manager or higher was an idiot. Odds are I personally talked to your DM, and if I did, they were probably on my list of people I personally hated. Regional Directors were the worst. Getting me to do their job for them and explaining that company policy did not apply to them because they were a Regional Director. My choice to leave the company came when I told a Regional Director that he had to justify expenses as per the company policy and telling his lack to tell me to approve it did not work. He countered by filing complaint after complaint against me. I told the company that the job did not pay enough for me to fight for it, and if they had no problem letting assholes like him ignore the policy and complain against me for me doing my job the way I was told to do it, then I was going to leave.
2013-01-05 01:55:14 PM
1 votes:
Years ago I set up insurance with Geico and they emailed me my proof of insurance. The attachment turned out to be 18 pages of porn. My plan was to tell the cops I was "barely legal" if I got stoppped.

When I called Customer Service the woman was mortified.,
2013-01-05 01:39:09 PM
1 votes:

Mystery Vortex: There's a big difference between nudity and pornography.

My kid seeing an anatomical reference photo? Totally ok. Even encouraged.

My kid seeing Max Hardcore pounding a crying girl in the mouth? Not ok.


thus
2013-01-05 01:34:52 PM
1 votes:
Forget about the porn, you might want to shine a blacklight on the console, and particularly... the controllers.
2013-01-05 11:49:39 AM
1 votes:
a refurbished Nintendo DS
AKA used.
2013-01-05 11:47:59 AM
1 votes:

andyfromfl: Don't pretend you have any more idea of what's going on than I do.


We're not pretending.
2013-01-05 11:47:30 AM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: "If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done


Why don't people ever use the past perfect tense? The father is clearly describing an interrupted (hypothetical) action in the past, so the correct usage should have been, "If she had seen those . . . "

Grammar Heil!
2013-01-05 11:46:49 AM
1 votes:
There is a difference between "Snowflake" and having the embarrassing talk with a prepubescent about why those adults were wrestling naked. Boobs are one thing, the full boogie requires some explanation. Personally, when my kid is old enough, I'm just going to break it to him without a bunch of metaphor. No need to add mystery to the world's crassness.
2013-01-05 11:43:52 AM
1 votes:
There are a lot of people on here that fall into the same trap a lot of atheists (not agnostics) do- I don't like how the Bible says God is, so he can't be real.
If he wants to say violence is OK and nudity isn't, you've got no moral authority to judge. Don't pretend you have any more idea of what's going on than I do.
2013-01-05 11:43:45 AM
1 votes:
Gotta agree with the people who say it's the father's fault. You get what you pay for. The guy who was supposed to delete the memory probably started whacking off to the pics and forgot to erase them after he came. Happens all the time I'm sure.
2013-01-05 11:37:57 AM
1 votes:
Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood
2013-01-05 11:37:35 AM
1 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: Uh dad...hate to break it to you but your daughter is already sending naked pics of herself to strangers on the internet.


Considering my 6 year old is a DS freak, and what I believe is the main demographic for the DS, I hope not.

/Not the dad in the story, monitor daughter's computer usage very closely
2013-01-05 11:33:48 AM
1 votes:
Uh dad...hate to break it to you but your daughter is already sending naked pics of herself to strangers on the internet.
2013-01-05 11:33:47 AM
1 votes:
"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"

Gotten over it and gone on with the rest of my life?
2013-01-05 11:32:56 AM
1 votes:
Idiot Exhibit A - "Don't look at the titties!"
Idiot Exhibit B - "Don't look at the guns!"

Idiots everywhere
2013-01-05 11:32:12 AM
1 votes:
I don't know what I would have done.

Perhaps some sort of Parenting Skills would have been required.
2013-01-05 11:28:28 AM
1 votes:
Two lessons learned.
Fear naked bodies.
Be an attention whore.
2013-01-05 11:27:27 AM
1 votes:
"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done - I mean, if she saw that, then it would turn her all sexy and then she'd make me do nasty things to her... terrible, awful things I would do to her, and it would all be her fault after she saw those pictures...  she would be a naughty, naughty girl, then, and she would need to be spanked.  Y'know, hold that thought, I'll be right back, gotta go to the bathroom," he said.
 
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