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(AZ Family)   Another father quivers at the thought of how close his precious snowflake came to accidentally seeing a naked human body. "If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"   (azfamily.com) divider line 139
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2013-01-05 07:47:28 AM
"Multiple pictures, multiple positions, just not a good Christmas present,"

Let me show you my sexual positions.
My sexual positions, let me show them to you.
 
2013-01-05 08:06:28 AM
My hobby: Uploading pictures of dicks to Nintendos and returning them to target.

www.reactionface.info
 
2013-01-05 09:27:36 AM
but we can still see all kinds of violence, right?  because that's what's really important here.
 
2013-01-05 10:41:39 AM
Wanted for questioning:

i595.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 10:41:42 AM

Weaver95: but we can still see all kinds of violence, right?  because that's what's really important here.


I'd much rather see hours and hours of bouncy boobs than violence, which is why I'm not the internet and not watching TV.
 
2013-01-05 10:45:18 AM
What is with this country's puritanical obsession with sex?  "ZOMG A TITTY!!" For fark's sake, dude.  I'd rather see some guy's wang on the news accidentally than see heaps of bloody dead bodies.
 
2013-01-05 11:19:02 AM
"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"

"...I mean, holy shiat, I would have had to talk to my kid about...you know...(whispers) ess-ee-ex!!"
 
2013-01-05 11:19:18 AM

Weaver95: but we can still see all kinds of violence, right?  because that's what's really important here.


I think this backwards view stems from a biblical perspective. Burning animal flesh is a sweet smell unto the Lord. Not turning your head away from your dad's nakedness is a crime punishable by curse. Naked is shameful, blah blah. Oh but dashing pregnant women on the rocks because they're heathens? Oh yeah. The Lord likes that shiat. Violence good. Naked bad.
 
2013-01-05 11:19:40 AM
Willett is just happy that his young daughter didn't get an eyeful of the inappropriate images.

"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done," he said. "I mean, the 'intense emotional trauma' that she would have experienced due to their 'intentional infliction of emotional distress' would have caused her 'pain and suffering' and required many millions of 'compen-' what's that word? oh- 'compensatory damages'."
 
2013-01-05 11:26:25 AM
"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"

She might have...liked it.
 
2013-01-05 11:27:27 AM
"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done - I mean, if she saw that, then it would turn her all sexy and then she'd make me do nasty things to her... terrible, awful things I would do to her, and it would all be her fault after she saw those pictures...  she would be a naughty, naughty girl, then, and she would need to be spanked.  Y'know, hold that thought, I'll be right back, gotta go to the bathroom," he said.
 
2013-01-05 11:28:28 AM
Two lessons learned.
Fear naked bodies.
Be an attention whore.
 
2013-01-05 11:28:59 AM
There's a big difference between nudity and pornography.

My kid seeing an anatomical reference photo? Totally ok. Even encouraged.

My kid seeing Max Hardcore pounding a crying girl in the mouth? Not ok.
 
2013-01-05 11:29:08 AM

Coco LaFemme: What is with this country's puritanical obsession with sex?  "ZOMG A TITTY!!" For fark's sake, dude.  I'd rather see some guy's wang on the news accidentally than see heaps of bloody dead bodies.


Perhaps it was male on male? What if it was horse on chick? We don't know. Certainly you wouldn't want your pre-pubescent daughter witnessing two guys doing a rumple still skin would ya?

/don't buy "re-furbished" electronics without checking the contents first.
 
2013-01-05 11:31:09 AM
porn =/= "a naked human body"
 
2013-01-05 11:31:14 AM

Mystery Vortex: There's a big difference between nudity and pornography.

My kid seeing an anatomical reference photo? Totally ok. Even encouraged.

My kid seeing Max Hardcore pounding a crying girl in the mouth? Not ok.


This, all of this. But I suspect those without children will never understand the difference.

Of course, the dad is a cheap bastard for not buying his kid a brand new DS so it's his fault and he shall be shamed for it.
 
2013-01-05 11:32:12 AM
I don't know what I would have done.

Perhaps some sort of Parenting Skills would have been required.
 
2013-01-05 11:32:56 AM
Idiot Exhibit A - "Don't look at the titties!"
Idiot Exhibit B - "Don't look at the guns!"

Idiots everywhere
 
2013-01-05 11:33:29 AM
In other words, submitter is ok with showing pornography to children?

No one said anything about a glimpse of a boob or a butt. He said pornography. And no one said anything about violence either. It was Super Mario Bros. on a DS. I get the feeling he'd like to keep his kid away from both sex and violence. Of course, this is the fark echo chamber where any mention of how children shouldn't be exposed to sexually explicit images is always followed up with BUT WHAT ABOUT THE 50 BEHEADINGS OUR CHILDREN SEE EVERYDAY???
 
2013-01-05 11:33:47 AM
"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"

Gotten over it and gone on with the rest of my life?
 
2013-01-05 11:33:48 AM
Uh dad...hate to break it to you but your daughter is already sending naked pics of herself to strangers on the internet.
 
2013-01-05 11:34:30 AM
Look out, Ethel!
 
2013-01-05 11:34:37 AM
I save a ton buying refurbished too, I never get this lucky.
 
2013-01-05 11:35:55 AM

Sybarite: "Multiple pictures, multiple positions, just not a good Christmas present,"

Let me show you my sexual positions.
My sexual positions, let me show them to you.


cdn.publishme.se
 
2013-01-05 11:37:34 AM
This never would have happened if you hadn't been such a loathsome poor person. Try and make a few bucks to buy your little rat a new Christmas present for new year.
 
2013-01-05 11:37:35 AM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Uh dad...hate to break it to you but your daughter is already sending naked pics of herself to strangers on the internet.


Considering my 6 year old is a DS freak, and what I believe is the main demographic for the DS, I hope not.

/Not the dad in the story, monitor daughter's computer usage very closely
 
2013-01-05 11:37:38 AM
I demand that Obama create a Porn On Refurbished Nintendos commission, with me in charge.
 
2013-01-05 11:37:38 AM
Step 1. Buy Refurbished Game System
Step 2. Load it with Porn
Step 3. Complain about the Porn
Step 4. Profit
 
2013-01-05 11:37:57 AM
Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood
 
2013-01-05 11:38:21 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: Look out, Ethel!


Winner
 
2013-01-05 11:39:07 AM
What his kid may of looked like:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

/obscure?
 
2013-01-05 11:39:56 AM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Uh dad...hate to break it to you but your daughter is already sending naked pics of herself to strangers on the internet.


Now, if one of her friends texts him a naked photo of her, the circle of life will be complete.
 
2013-01-05 11:41:01 AM
"If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"

I guess we can rule out "properly use the subjunctive."
 
2013-01-05 11:41:05 AM
You know, if these parents wouldn't be cheapskates and pay for a new console as opposed to a refurbished one, this wouldn't be an issue.And seriously, if you shop at Gamestop, used/refurbished is only $10 maybe $20 less than a new console. If it's a game, I've seen used copies of games at $2 or less than new copies. It's not worth it to buy used from Gamestop unless you're talking games that are 5 or 10 years old, that's when they might start marking them down. Otherwise, pony up the few extra dollars, get a new copy that supports the developer(Or the publisher), and avoid having to deal with a copy that someone dropped into a pile of Doritos, put it in the console, and poured a few more Doritos on it before closing the tray.
 
2013-01-05 11:42:53 AM
Subby is so cool, he shows his kids Indonesian transgender/tentacle/midget/vomit anime.
 
2013-01-05 11:43:45 AM
Gotta agree with the people who say it's the father's fault. You get what you pay for. The guy who was supposed to delete the memory probably started whacking off to the pics and forgot to erase them after he came. Happens all the time I'm sure.
 
2013-01-05 11:43:52 AM
There are a lot of people on here that fall into the same trap a lot of atheists (not agnostics) do- I don't like how the Bible says God is, so he can't be real.
If he wants to say violence is OK and nudity isn't, you've got no moral authority to judge. Don't pretend you have any more idea of what's going on than I do.
 
2013-01-05 11:45:40 AM

offmymeds: Sybarite: "Multiple pictures, multiple positions, just not a good Christmas present,"

Let me show you my sexual positions.
My sexual positions, let me show them to you.

[cdn.publishme.se image 492x566]


You should be punished for doing this do my eyes - you could have had a spoiler alert, something like: this will spoil you breakfast.
 
2013-01-05 11:45:47 AM

Via Infinito: Weaver95: but we can still see all kinds of violence, right?  because that's what's really important here.

I think this backwards view stems from a biblical perspective. Burning animal flesh is a sweet smell unto the Lord. Not turning your head away from your dad's nakedness is a crime punishable by curse. Naked is shameful, blah blah. Oh but dashing pregnant women on the rocks because they're heathens? Oh yeah. The Lord likes that shiat. Violence good. Naked bad.


"i bet the jews did this.jpg"

/seemed appropriate
//that guy's kid is getting a purity ring when she's 14
 
2013-01-05 11:46:49 AM
There is a difference between "Snowflake" and having the embarrassing talk with a prepubescent about why those adults were wrestling naked. Boobs are one thing, the full boogie requires some explanation. Personally, when my kid is old enough, I'm just going to break it to him without a bunch of metaphor. No need to add mystery to the world's crassness.
 
2013-01-05 11:47:07 AM

whither_apophis: Via Infinito: Weaver95: but we can still see all kinds of violence, right?  because that's what's really important here.

I think this backwards view stems from a biblical perspective. Burning animal flesh is a sweet smell unto the Lord. Not turning your head away from your dad's nakedness is a crime punishable by curse. Naked is shameful, blah blah. Oh but dashing pregnant women on the rocks because they're heathens? Oh yeah. The Lord likes that shiat. Violence good. Naked bad.

"i bet the jews did this.jpg"

/seemed appropriate
//that guy's kid is getting a purity ring when she's 14


And a babby when she's 15
 
2013-01-05 11:47:30 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: "If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done


Why don't people ever use the past perfect tense? The father is clearly describing an interrupted (hypothetical) action in the past, so the correct usage should have been, "If she had seen those . . . "

Grammar Heil!
 
2013-01-05 11:47:46 AM

Lionel Mandrake: "If she would have saw those, it would have, I mean God, I'm glad she didn't, I don't know what I would have done"

"...I mean, holy shiat, I would have had to talk to my kid about...you know...(whispers) ess-ee-ex!!"


Religion just gives these people an out, doesn't it? Conveniently avoid that responsibility because you've convinced yourself that your kids shouldn't be seeing it in the first place, because the Lerd dun said so.
 
2013-01-05 11:47:59 AM

andyfromfl: Don't pretend you have any more idea of what's going on than I do.


We're not pretending.
 
2013-01-05 11:48:22 AM
Am I the only person who had parents who walked around nude?
 
2013-01-05 11:49:31 AM

Coco LaFemme: What is with this country's puritanical obsession with sex?  "ZOMG A TITTY!!" For fark's sake, dude.  I'd rather see some guy's wang on the news accidentally than see heaps of bloody dead bodies.


You're welcome.

NSFW.
 
2013-01-05 11:49:39 AM
a refurbished Nintendo DS
AKA used.
 
2013-01-05 11:51:24 AM
OMG! my kiddie was almost exposed to a easy to understand chart of the big bang theory! i...i just don't know what i would have done.

/ idiots, the country is full of
 
2013-01-05 11:51:48 AM

Vern: You know, if these parents wouldn't be cheapskates and pay for a new console as opposed to a refurbished one, this wouldn't be an issue.And seriously, if you shop at Gamestop, used/refurbished is only $10 maybe $20 less than a new console. If it's a game, I've seen used copies of games at $2 or less than new copies. It's not worth it to buy used from Gamestop unless you're talking games that are 5 or 10 years old, that's when they might start marking them down. Otherwise, pony up the few extra dollars, get a new copy that supports the developer(Or the publisher), and avoid having to deal with a copy that someone dropped into a pile of Doritos, put it in the console, and poured a few more Doritos on it before closing the tray.


Not everyone found a jar of pennies under their porch, Vern. Two for fkinching.
 
2013-01-05 11:53:32 AM

Glancing Blow: offmymeds: Sybarite: "Multiple pictures, multiple positions, just not a good Christmas present,"

Let me show you my sexual positions.
My sexual positions, let me show them to you.

[cdn.publishme.se image 492x566]

You should be punished for doing this do my eyes - you could have had a spoiler alert, something like: this will spoil you breakfast.


Sorry. Try this. Hope it helps.

incogman.net

/compliments of the house
 
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