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(Fark)   Subs S/O needs help coming up with a roller derby name. Her stats: she's black, 36 DD and loves Doctor Who   (fark.com) divider line 79
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2013-01-05 12:37:23 AM  
The Tardis
 
2013-01-05 12:49:16 AM  
Ring Lord? No, too LOTRish.

Time Wind? That goes back to the Tom Baker episodes.

Leela!
 
2013-01-05 12:52:39 AM  
Sonic YouDriver
Captain Smack
Slamdorica
Amy Pound

Hang on, I hear a Tardis...I think it's high school me coming to give me a wedgie
 
2013-01-05 12:56:20 AM  
Who DDat?
 
2013-01-05 12:56:21 AM  
Martha Big Bones?
 
2013-01-05 01:00:24 AM  
I like how subby describes his girlfriend/wife as "black and also tits."
 
2013-01-05 01:01:04 AM  
Oh, and I vote for "Black And Also Tits."
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-01-05 01:02:19 AM  
The DDark Master
TarDDies
Time Lord Lady
Double D Dalek
 
2013-01-05 01:04:16 AM  
So, being honest, she's a 44B?
 
2013-01-05 01:06:15 AM  
Is 36 her age or her bra size?

Either way, how about "The Eleventh Ducked-Her"?
 
2013-01-05 01:12:03 AM  
My cousin does roller derby. She is Holly Caust. Always liked that name.

I like  Double Dalek and Amy Pound the best so far. I've been sitting here trying to come up with a sonic driver word play, but that is not happening at 1 am.
 
2013-01-05 01:24:32 AM  
Black to the Future.
 
2013-01-05 02:01:54 AM  
I would punch any man in the balls who described me that way.
 
2013-01-05 02:08:15 AM  
Dalek Madison
 
2013-01-05 02:10:28 AM  

ginandbacon: I would punch any man in the balls who described me that way.


So you're not a Dr. Who fan, then?
 
2013-01-05 02:22:54 AM  
I second "Sonic YouDriver".

Also, I used to know a rollergirl who was "Sandra Day O'Clobber". Best name ever.
 
2013-01-05 02:52:52 AM  
Dr. Nuboobian.
 
2013-01-05 03:01:33 AM  
D.D. Torchwood
 
2013-01-05 04:21:43 AM  
Black Diamonds.
Youi are welcome.
 
2013-01-05 04:23:10 AM  

BSABSVR: Dr. Nuboobian.

 
2013-01-05 07:03:55 AM  
Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All?
 
2013-01-05 07:21:26 AM  
Sarah Jane Smite.

I also like Amy Pound
 
2013-01-05 07:43:07 AM  
Somebody burned all his alts.  I must admit though, this is a creative way to get interesting Fark handles.
 
2013-01-05 08:03:00 AM  

thamike: Somebody burned all his alts.  I must admit though, this is a creative way to get interesting Fark handles.


Honestly, if someone wanted a new alt, Black 36DD Doctor Who Fan would be the best choice you could make.
 
2013-01-05 08:04:37 AM  

tudorgurl: The Tardis


Done in one.
 
2013-01-05 08:32:30 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: thamike: Somebody burned all his alts.  I must admit though, this is a creative way to get interesting Fark handles.

Honestly, if someone wanted a new alt, Black 36DD Doctor Who Fan would be the best choice you could make.


A rollerderby name for a black 36dd Dr Who fan.  It's like a pot luck dinner, and all your friends are professional chefs.
 
2013-01-05 08:48:43 AM  
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U Lai the Imaginary is my vote.
 
2013-01-05 09:06:18 AM  
Yeah, Amy Pound.

/makes Angels really weep
 
2013-01-05 09:35:28 AM  
The Sweeping Angel

The Black Master

Cyberbeeyotch

Cyberqueen

K-69
 
2013-01-05 09:40:56 AM  
Martha Jones
 
2013-01-05 09:58:12 AM  
Bad Wolf
 
2013-01-05 10:37:00 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Bad Wolf


This'll work. Who fans will get it, non-Who fans will just think it's a badass roller derby name.


/except for the part where Rose was white and probably a 34C at most
 
2013-01-05 10:41:10 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Bad Wolf


THIS ONE!
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-05 10:46:36 AM  
Relatively Obscure: I like how subby describes his girlfriend/wife as "black and also tits."

"His"?
 
2013-01-05 10:57:13 AM  
Post some pics
 
2013-01-05 11:05:54 AM  
Dalek Darling

The Sonic Screwdriver
 
2013-01-05 11:10:56 AM  

ZAZ: Relatively Obscure: I like how subby describes his girlfriend/wife as "black and also tits."

"His"?


The internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the kids are FBI agents.
 
2013-01-05 11:28:59 AM  
"Lord up in of this time biatch"
 
2013-01-05 11:33:24 AM  

ginandbacon: I would punch any man in the balls who described me that way.


So would I. Mind you, that would mainly be that as I am a pasty white male who can't be arsed to watch the new Doctor Who, the description is breathtakingly inaccurate.
 
2013-01-05 11:49:29 AM  
The Crushinator.
 
2013-01-05 11:57:20 AM  

tudorgurl: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Bad Wolf

THIS ONE!


Yep. That one.
 
2013-01-05 11:59:23 AM  
Martha Owns
Hershey Kicks
Foxy Pound
Rose Tie-Her
Vladimir Naboobkov
Dr. Who is the breast show on earth, dawg.
 
2013-01-05 12:17:10 PM  
Ebonic Screwdriver
 
2013-01-05 12:21:51 PM  

Tommy Moo: Ebonic Screwdriver


Damn I'd just typed that out was was trying to come up with a few more to go with it.

DDavros
Jelly Boobies
 
2013-01-05 12:49:48 PM  
Wibbly Wobbly

Because of Timey Wimey stuff and because of boobie stuffs.
 
2013-01-05 12:59:55 PM  
There is a register out there of taken roller derby names for reference, just FYI.

/helped several friends pick names the past few years.
 
2013-01-05 02:04:57 PM  
Call her what everyone else does...Trailer Trash.
 
2013-01-05 02:20:40 PM  
The Who-ters.
 
2013-01-05 02:35:48 PM  

ZAZ: Relatively Obscure: I like how subby describes his girlfriend/wife as "black and also tits."

"His"?


Or whoever's.  Doesn't really change anything.
 
2013-01-05 02:48:33 PM  
Thread worthless without pics...us Farkers need inspiration, ya know...
 
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