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2013-01-05 12:30:18 AM
The woman fired six bullets, five of which hit Paul Ali Slater in the face and neck area

Nice shootin' Tex!
 
2013-01-05 12:32:48 AM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-05 12:41:14 AM
To bullet
 
2013-01-05 12:45:37 AM

""The guy's face down, crying," the sheriff said. The woman told him to stay down or she'd shoot again.

Slater, unaware that she had emptied her chamber, obliged as the mother and her children ran to a neighbor's house."


I guess that punk didn't feel lucky.


3.bp.blogspot.com

 
2013-01-05 12:46:16 AM
TWSS.
 
2013-01-05 12:46:54 AM

fusillade762: The woman fired six bullets, five of which hit Paul Ali Slater in the face and neck area

Nice shootin' Tex!


Also FTA: But Slater was still conscious.

Meh. Good thing her kids weren't in the way.
 
2013-01-05 12:47:30 AM
Protip:

Aim center of mass next time

/Glad the family is safe
 
2013-01-05 12:48:36 AM
There is no legitimate reason for civilians to have guns.
 
2013-01-05 12:49:34 AM
I'm surprised the Fark modmins greenlighted this. Responsible person with a gun, home intruder, self defense.....BAN THE GUNZ derp
 
2013-01-05 12:50:37 AM
And before the Second Amendment Fappers show up, this "gun-grabbing" lib says she did what she had to do, justifiably.
 
2013-01-05 12:51:55 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: And before the Second Amendment Fappers show up, this "gun-grabbing" lib says she did what she had to do, justifiably.


Yet, I'm sure you'd bar others from the use of arms you see "no need for". Interesting.
 
2013-01-05 12:53:06 AM

Fail in Human Form: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: And before the Second Amendment Fappers show up, this "gun-grabbing" lib says she did what she had to do, justifiably.

Yet, I'm sure you'd bar others from the use of arms you see "no need for". Interesting.


A five-shot .38? That's a legitimate self-defense implement.
 
2013-01-05 12:53:38 AM

KidneyStone: I'm surprised the Fark modmins greenlighted this. Responsible person with a gun, home intruder, self defense.....BAN THE GUNZ derp


Thanks for making that incomprehensible point.
 
2013-01-05 12:53:39 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Fail in Human Form: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: And before the Second Amendment Fappers show up, this "gun-grabbing" lib says she did what she had to do, justifiably.

Yet, I'm sure you'd bar others from the use of arms you see "no need for". Interesting.

A five-shot .38? That's a legitimate self-defense implement.


So a Glock would have made her a monster then?
 
2013-01-05 12:53:49 AM
Of course, if she'd had a real gun he wouldn't have survived 5 shots to the head/neck.
 
2013-01-05 12:54:27 AM

Holocaust Agnostic: There is no legitimate reason for civilians to have guns.


Notice however that she didnt need an AR-15 to defend her home.
 
2013-01-05 12:55:06 AM

HighZoolander: Of course, if she'd had a real gun he wouldn't have survived 5 shots to the head/neck.


Nothing wrong with a .38 as long as you use the right ammunition.

/I like the +P FBI load but the +P NY load is good also
 
2013-01-05 12:57:11 AM
like the shocker.jpg
but not quite like the heartattacker.jpg
and not like...

oh, bullets.,. ouch
 
2013-01-05 12:58:35 AM
To poe/ullet
 
2013-01-05 12:59:53 AM

Ima4nic8or: Holocaust Agnostic: There is no legitimate reason for civilians to have guns.

Notice however that she didnt need an AR-15 to defend her home.


Yeah but if she had used one there wouldn't have been a ton of money wasted in the ER on the guy plus court costs and cost of jail time.
 
2013-01-05 01:01:06 AM
While reading: "On what planet does a guy persistently knocking on the door mean 'get the kids and hide'"?
After reading: "Well, fark America."
 
2013-01-05 01:03:03 AM
Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.
 
2013-01-05 01:04:36 AM
"Mother of Two Surprises"

That's my favorite at the local dim sum place.
 
2013-01-05 01:05:06 AM

Flakeloaf: Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.


notsureifserious.gif
 
2013-01-05 01:06:30 AM
Deputies found Slater bleeding profusely in a neighbor's driveway.

"I'm dying. Help me," he told them, according to Chapman.


The deputies should have said, "sure, we will get right on that in a few hours."
 
2013-01-05 01:07:47 AM

Flakeloaf: Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.


www.troll.me
 
2013-01-05 01:08:06 AM

Flakeloaf: Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things

. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.



So you're more a fan of the "Mother raped while children forced to watch" headlines type of guy, eh?
 
2013-01-05 01:08:16 AM

Ima4nic8or: Holocaust Agnostic: There is no legitimate reason for civilians to have guns.

Notice however that she didnt need an AR-15 to defend her home.


Nice try, twerp.

/you still aren't getting them
//ever
 
2013-01-05 01:08:29 AM

Flakeloaf: Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.


0/10.
 
2013-01-05 01:08:54 AM
Burglar knocks on door.

Lady doesn't answer the door.

Instead she calls hers husband. "Should I answer the door?"

Husband says, "No, pretend nobody is home."

Burglar thinks, "Nobody's home!"

Hilarity ensues.
 
2013-01-05 01:09:10 AM
"When you got five bullets in you, it makes you kind of disoriented"

Probably, yeah.
 
2013-01-05 01:09:35 AM

Flakeloaf: While reading: "On what planet does a guy persistently knocking on the door mean 'get the kids and hide'"?
After reading: "Well, fark America."


I think you missed one aspect. He continued to knock (probably pound) on the door after she yelled at the kids not to answer. Any normal person would not be doing that. A simple burgler would knock but would then leave upon hearing someone inside.
 
2013-01-05 01:09:49 AM

Flakeloaf: Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.


dtfa;
but
I'm sleeping one night in the middle of farking nowhere. which is where I live, And I wake up having to pee, being as I like Beer and I'm taking a pill that makes me pee. and I get up at 0:30 AM and hustle to the Bath room. And I'm in there and I have at my disposal a few ballistic toys, the kind you have if you're in an outhouse an don't want sneaked up upon and I hear someone approach and breach my threshold.
/Click *like* and see what happens next,
 
2013-01-05 01:11:48 AM
Knock knock....
*no answer*
_call hubby at work_ "hide the kids" (hubby calls 911)
...hubby expecting trouble?
 
2013-01-05 01:12:10 AM

vudukungfu: Flakeloaf: Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.

dtfa;
but
I'm sleeping one night in the middle of farking nowhere. which is where I live, And I wake up having to pee, being as I like Beer and I'm taking a pill that makes me pee. and I get up at 0:30 AM and hustle to the Bath room. And I'm in there and I have at my disposal a few ballistic toys, the kind you have if you're in an outhouse an don't want sneaked up upon and I hear someone approach and breach my threshold.
/Click *like* and see what happens next,


If you live in a civilized country where people don't blow each other away for standing outside an outhouse, turn to 318.

If you live in a barren wasteland without a functioning shred of humanity, turn to 83.
 
2013-01-05 01:12:11 AM

Flakeloaf: Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.


He absolutely deserves it. He was a threat to the lives of the homeowner and her children. No sympathy here. He pounded on the door even after the women shouted at her kids not to answer it. He knew someone was home when he broke in.
 
2013-01-05 01:12:38 AM
Unimpressed:

synconation.com
 
2013-01-05 01:13:49 AM

hundreddollarman: Flakeloaf: Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.

0/10.


No. Totally serious. Someone standing in your livingroom taking your things has not yet earned death.

You see, when you live in a place where people aren't afraid of shadows, you can have things like rights and a functioning legal system and still have the right to protect yourself. A person who hasn't threatened anyone with violence can't be shot on sight no matter what they're doing. That's what it's like and it's kinda neat.
 
2013-01-05 01:14:21 AM
Just because you can shoot somebody in the face for forcibly invading your home, doesn't mean you should.
 
2013-01-05 01:15:03 AM

Ima4nic8or: Flakeloaf: Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.

He absolutely deserves it. He was a threat to the lives of the homeowner and her children. No sympathy here. He pounded on the door even after the women shouted at her kids not to answer it. He knew someone was home when he broke in.


Prove he heard her.
Yeah in all good sense you're more likely right than wrong, but reasonable doubt is a higher burden than that. The article doesn't say he threatened her, but it doesn't say he didn't know anyone was home either.
 
2013-01-05 01:15:20 AM
Moral of the story? Don't BnE lest you DIA.
 
2013-01-05 01:15:53 AM
Guess which one is going to jail for this completely unprovoked attack?
 
2013-01-05 01:16:40 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Fail in Human Form: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: And before the Second Amendment Fappers show up, this "gun-grabbing" lib says she did what she had to do, justifiably.

Yet, I'm sure you'd bar others from the use of arms you see "no need for". Interesting.

A five-shot .38? That's a legitimate self-defense implement.


Obviously not, there's a reason my gun control proposal has .380 Auto as the highest caliber that wouldn't need a tax stamp (for pistols, anyway), and this article is proof of why.

5 shots to the face and neck, and he's  stillalive. Had it been a 9mm, he'd have probably been dropped by the first round.
 
2013-01-05 01:16:54 AM
"Stay down" she tells him...
 
2013-01-05 01:18:07 AM

iq_in_binary: 5 shots to the face and neck, and he's  stillalive. Had it been a 9mm, he'd have probably been dropped by the first round.


Isn't better that he is not dead? Less paperwork.
 
2013-01-05 01:18:35 AM

Flakeloaf: hundreddollarman: Flakeloaf: Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.

0/10.

No. Totally serious. Someone standing in your livingroom taking your things has not yet earned death.

You see, when you live in a place where people aren't afraid of shadows, you can have things like rights and a functioning legal system and still have the right to protect yourself. A person who hasn't threatened anyone with violence can't be shot on sight no matter what they're doing. That's what it's like and it's kinda neat.


Sorry, but you break into my house that is a presumed deadly threat to me and mine (and is stated to be in law here). You're bought and paid for.
 
HBK
2013-01-05 01:19:02 AM

the_chief: Just because you can shoot somebody in the face for forcibly invading your home, doesn't mean you should.


Why not?
 
2013-01-05 01:20:01 AM

Flakeloaf: vudukungfu: Flakeloaf: Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.

dtfa;
but
I'm sleeping one night in the middle of farking nowhere. which is where I live, And I wake up having to pee, being as I like Beer and I'm taking a pill that makes me pee. and I get up at 0:30 AM and hustle to the Bath room. And I'm in there and I have at my disposal a few ballistic toys, the kind you have if you're in an outhouse an don't want sneaked up upon and I hear someone approach and breach my threshold.
/Click *like* and see what happens next,

If you live in a civilized country where people don't blow each other away for standing outside an outhouse, turn to 318.

If you live in a barren wasteland without a functioning shred of humanity, turn to 83.


Turn to page 95 if you have the dignity and honor to not steal from or harm anyone else even if you're starving.

Jackass.
 
2013-01-05 01:20:25 AM

Fail in Human Form: Flakeloaf: hundreddollarman: Flakeloaf: Also, why is he a home invader? He pounded on teh door long enough to reasonably think nobody was home, then went inside and started stealing things. So far I don't see anything that deserves getting shot in the face for.

0/10.

No. Totally serious. Someone standing in your livingroom taking your things has not yet earned death.

You see, when you live in a place where people aren't afraid of shadows, you can have things like rights and a functioning legal system and still have the right to protect yourself. A person who hasn't threatened anyone with violence can't be shot on sight no matter what they're doing. That's what it's like and it's kinda neat.

Sorry, but you break into my house that is a presumed deadly threat to me and mine (and is stated to be in law here). You're bought and paid for.


The presumption that someone being in your house intends to start murdering all humanity in a twenty yard radius is what's ridiculous here. The fact that someone codified it doesn't make it any less stupid.
 
2013-01-05 01:20:26 AM
media.cmgdigital.com

If he broke into a house I got no sympathy for the guy but this seems fishy, including the sheriff's enthusiastic acceptance of her story.
 
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