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(Daily Mail)   New study says that the stress-relieving benefits of nicotine are a myth. Oh, really? Is that so? Then how come I feel like strangling people with an extension cord when I go without nicotine?   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-01-05 01:36:08 AM  
3 votes:
I'm on day 4 of not smoking and the best part of quitting is that if you are an asshole and tell people you are trying to quit, than they forgive you.
2013-01-05 01:40:46 AM  
2 votes:

ordinarysteve: I'm on day 4 of not smoking and the best part of quitting is that if you are an asshole and tell people you are trying to quit, than they forgive you.


Nah, the best part is 5+years later when you can tell people "Yeah, been there. Best of luck to you..."

/I hope.
//Best of luck to you.
///These days the only time I want a cigarette is when I hear an anti-smoking ad. Seriously.
2013-01-05 09:50:22 AM  
1 vote:

free_waffles: I smoked a pack and a half daily of Marlboro Red for about five years (first four while in college). Woke up, smoked, ate breakfast, smoked, walked to class (while smoking), finished class (smoked), walked to apartment (while smoking), etc. etc.

I quit cold turkey, no patch,no inhaler. Instead, I just bought a crate of plums. Every time I needed a cigarette, I ate a plum. I chose plums because the tartness can be a bit jarring after you've had four already that day. The first week was awful, but after that you're done as long as you can avoid bumming a cigarette off someone else. In addition to the plums, I ate tons as the nicotine is a hunger suppressor. Be prepared to gain 20 pounds the month after you quit.

Since then, I have had the odd cigarette about twice a year at a party with friends who smoke, but I've never felt the urge to buy a pack.


I'm glad I wasn't your plumber or janitor that week.
2013-01-05 03:15:57 AM  
1 vote:
It's Earth, nobody gets out alive
Find someone else to agitate.
2013-01-05 02:12:07 AM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: Fano: Won't quitting make you live longer? How can that be? The Fark wisdom is that we don't live longer than 3000 years ago, and therefore can't live longer.
/I think we hit peak retard that day


No, it is quite clear we just hit peak retard.
2013-01-05 02:07:16 AM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: Fano: Won't quitting make you live longer? How can that be? The Fark wisdom is that we don't live longer than 3000 years ago, and therefore can't live longer.
/I think we hit peak retard that day


Nice to see your stupidity level is still in the kilopalin range. You know you are full of shiat and you know why. It's been explained to you numerous times.
2013-01-05 01:54:04 AM  
1 vote:

Linkster: jaytkay: Lung cancer makes you calm and un-stressed?

/ Watched a couple of family members die painful deaths
// But, gee, at least they enjoyed their cigs beforehand!

/Troll


Double your daily cigarette intake, please. You deserve it.
2013-01-05 01:45:28 AM  
1 vote:
www.gjsentinel.com
Suck it cancer boy, suck it HARD!!!
2013-01-05 01:37:55 AM  
1 vote:

Britney Spear's Speculum: From my experience:

I get nothing from cigarettes.
I got a head rush from hookah
I get a biatchin' head rush from dip and nasal snuff.

I haven't had any of the above in over a year and only used the above at most 3 times a month.


Weird. I get nothing at all from dip/chew/snuff, and a major head rush from cigarettes.

Haven't had anything at all for well over a year.

/ecigs gave me nothing except an excuse to quit.
2013-01-05 01:35:18 AM  
1 vote:

Banacek: There is no better drug then nicotine.


Nicotine is just about the most lethal poison known to our species. Short-term-high-dose? Instant death. Long-term-low-dose? Tobacco addiction, cancer, and death. Bonus: your kids are more likely to be non-X-Men mutant failures.

Seriously, you'd be better off addicting yourself to cocaine.
2013-01-05 01:28:05 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Yet another reason not to bother trying.


Do or do not.
2013-01-05 01:26:22 AM  
1 vote:
I only appear tense because I have to go outside to smoke in 25F weather : (

/Quitting again soon.
2013-01-05 01:26:19 AM  
1 vote:
Nicotine relieves the stress of nicotine withdrawal.

That is all.
2013-01-05 01:20:09 AM  
1 vote:
Tense?

What do you mean, "tense"? I'm not tense, you're tense! Uh huh THAT'S right!!

F*CK YOU, that's what!
 
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