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(Showbiz Spy)   Motherhood, basic arithmetic challenging to Jessica Simpson   (showbizspy.com) divider line 19
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2013-01-05 12:34:48 AM
Also: telling the difference between tuna and chicken.
 
2013-01-05 02:37:02 AM
Also: climbing a flight of stairs, if the pic in TFA is current.
 
2013-01-05 02:39:41 AM
Any mother who says it's easy is a liar. She was just being honest.
 
2013-01-05 03:23:06 AM
The important thing is that she's reproducing.
 
2013-01-05 05:32:26 AM
DDDD. How many is that?
 
2013-01-05 05:48:28 AM

fusillade762: Also: telling the difference between tuna and chicken.


Obvious, but it had to be said.
 
2013-01-05 06:18:43 AM

Solid Muldoon: DDDD. How many is that?


At least two motorboats worth.
 
2013-01-05 06:21:37 AM
I believe that picture is from her last pregnancy. She actually lost some body fat in her current pregnancy, from what I saw recently. She's still hillbilly as fark and could use her mouth as a weapon if an "intruder ever entered her home" but beside that she's looking a bit better.

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2013-01-05 07:00:16 AM
I understand she uses words poorly, but even so it shouldn't be all that difficult to "see" your child if you come back from work after she's fallen asleep.
 
2013-01-05 07:13:50 AM

Macular Degenerate: I believe that picture is from her last pregnancy. She actually lost some body fat in her current pregnancy, from what I saw recently. She's still hillbilly as fark and could use her mouth as a weapon if an "intruder ever entered her home" but beside that she's looking a bit better.

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Is that a vibrator on the dresser in that pic?
 
2013-01-05 07:19:03 AM
The actual act of becoming a mother she did fine fairly easy.
 
2013-01-05 07:27:31 AM

Macular Degenerate:

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2013-01-05 08:05:43 AM

Macular Degenerate: I believe that picture is from her last pregnancy. She actually lost some body fat in her current pregnancy, from what I saw recently. She's still hillbilly as fark and could use her mouth as a weapon if an "intruder ever entered her home" but beside that she's looking a bit better.

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Yikes. I don't know where people get the idea that pregnant women are "glowing".
 
2013-01-05 08:08:36 AM

DubyaHater: Macular Degenerate: I believe that picture is from her last pregnancy. She actually lost some body fat in her current pregnancy, from what I saw recently. She's still hillbilly as fark and could use her mouth as a weapon if an "intruder ever entered her home" but beside that she's looking a bit better.

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Yikes. I don't know where people get the idea that pregnant women are "glowing".


Because the skin gets greasier during pregnancy, therefore making then face shinier.

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2013-01-05 09:33:41 AM
I'm missing the math angle that the headline references.
 
2013-01-05 10:56:09 AM

John Buck 41: I'm missing the math angle that the headline references.


...she's stupid.
 
2013-01-05 11:42:29 AM
I did not know parenting could be tough. Thanks Jessica for informing us.
 
2013-01-05 12:56:29 PM

Di Atribe: Any mother who says it's easy is a liar. She was just being honest.


Or they're lazy. If you're doing your job right, it shouldn't be easy. Rewarding, sure, but not easy.
 
2013-01-05 07:48:54 PM
When she's preggers those titties are HUUUUGE!!!!

/keep poppin' them out girl
//I like 'em cute in the face and thick in the waist
 
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