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2013-01-04 07:11:18 PM
forum.unity3d.com
 
2013-01-04 08:13:03 PM
Please stop with the pony pics. We are all adults here.
 
2013-01-04 08:22:50 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Please stop with the pony pics. We are all adults here.


I know, right?  I mean, why the heck would anyone post a pony pic in this thread?  TFA may be talking about ponies, but that's obviously no excuse to post a pony in this thread.
 
2013-01-04 08:23:00 PM
Wait until you find out that Bourdain is going to be on Archer.
 
2013-01-04 08:25:42 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Please stop with the pony pics. We are all adults here.


Yeah... good luck with that wish.
/game on bronies
 
2013-01-04 08:29:39 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Because People in power are Stupid: Please stop with the pony pics. We are all adults here.

I know, right?  I mean, why the heck would anyone post a pony pic in this thread?  TFA may be talking about ponies, but that's obviously no excuse to post a pony in this thread.


I know.

I mean, I would farking hate it every time I would go into a thread about the 2012 Presidential Election, I would see people talking about Obama, Romney, Democrats, and Republicans. Like we couldn't have an election thread without mentioning those things?

And why is it everytime I see an NFL thread, some jackoffs are talking about Football?!?!

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2013-01-04 08:38:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Because People in power are Stupid: Please stop with the pony pics. We are all adults here.

I know, right?  I mean, why the heck would anyone post a pony pic in this thread?  TFA may be talking about ponies, but that's obviously no excuse to post a pony in this thread.

I know.

I mean, I would farking hate it every time I would go into a thread about the 2012 Presidential Election, I would see people talking about Obama, Romney, Democrats, and Republicans. Like we couldn't have an election thread without mentioning those things?

And why is it everytime I see an NFL thread, some jackoffs are talking about Football?!?!


Enough!

You guys are a bunch of sexual deviants  Warning Not Safe For Work
Who are using a cartoon franchise meant for 7 year old girls to lure them into your mom's basements.

I mean, why can't we have a world without My Little Pony?
 
2013-01-04 08:42:03 PM
I'd settle for him to be at 100% room temperature.
 
2013-01-04 08:42:05 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Because People in power are Stupid: Please stop with the pony pics. We are all adults here.

I know, right?  I mean, why the heck would anyone post a pony pic in this thread?  TFA may be talking about ponies, but that's obviously no excuse to post a pony in this thread.

I know.

I mean, I would farking hate it every time I would go into a thread about the 2012 Presidential Election, I would see people talking about Obama, Romney, Democrats, and Republicans. Like we couldn't have an election thread without mentioning those things?

And why is it everytime I see an NFL thread, some jackoffs are talking about Football?!?!

Enough!

You guys are a bunch of sexual deviants  Warning Not Safe For Work
Who are using a cartoon franchise meant for 7 year old girls to lure them into your mom's basements.

I mean, why can't we have a world without My Little Pony?




NFL Slash Fiction

So, from this, I am to draw the conclusion that all NFL Fans are gay sexual deviants who don't like to use condoms, right?
 
2013-01-04 08:42:55 PM
Oh, and the NFL Slashfic? NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Duh.
 
2013-01-04 08:45:34 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Because People in power are Stupid: Please stop with the pony pics. We are all adults here.

I know, right?  I mean, why the heck would anyone post a pony pic in this thread?  TFA may be talking about ponies, but that's obviously no excuse to post a pony in this thread.


I've always thought the whole Bronie thing was incredibly creepy.  It's not like a kids show you grew up with.
 
2013-01-04 08:50:48 PM

GAT_00: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Because People in power are Stupid: Please stop with the pony pics. We are all adults here.

I know, right?  I mean, why the heck would anyone post a pony pic in this thread?  TFA may be talking about ponies, but that's obviously no excuse to post a pony in this thread.

I've always thought the whole Bronie thing was incredibly creepy.  It's not like a kids show you grew up with.


Hey, I defend 'em, and I think they're farking weird.

Of course, I think any group of fanatics who feel the need to identify with a group and have conventions and gatherings and cosplay and all that sort of shiat are weird... Trekkies, comic book geeks, NFL Fans...

Being a normal fan of something, watching a show, reading a book, that's one thing. Going off the deep end with it is something else entirely.
 
2013-01-04 08:52:20 PM

GAT_00: It's not like a kids show you grew up with


thats true, at least for me. I was after all 13 when it started .
/not a bronie but the pics make me laugh
 
2013-01-04 09:02:00 PM

Vodka Zombie: Wait until you find out that Bourdain is going to be on Archer.


HA! I didn't know that.
www.thebraiser.com

I was wondering who did the animation for this bit in one of his last episodes.
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
I was thinking either the people behind Archer or Assy McGee.
 
2013-01-04 09:33:57 PM
Anthony Bourdain of CNN

Is he really "of CNN" if his show there hasn't even started yet?
 
2013-01-04 09:35:38 PM

fusillade762: Anthony Bourdain of CNN

Is he really "of CNN" if his show there hasn't even started yet?


Depends on whether he's received his complimentary Kathy Griffin attempted blowjob yet.
 
2013-01-04 09:51:25 PM
If by "cooler" you mean "more likely to now own a white windowless van with a cage in the back", then yes, at least a full 20% "cooler".
 
2013-01-04 10:07:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: fusillade762: Anthony Bourdain of CNN

Is he really "of CNN" if his show there hasn't even started yet?

Depends on whether he's received his complimentary Kathy Griffin attempted blowjob yet.


If that's the case, then I think half of Hollywood Blvd. is on CNN.

Or, does that explain iReport?
 
2013-01-04 11:07:12 PM
Make no mistake bronies, Bourdain despises you and everything you love. The two "extremelies" in the article make it clear that he thinks you're sad farking manchildren, just like the other 95% of adult humanity.
 
2013-01-04 11:11:01 PM

farkingismybusiness: Vodka Zombie: Wait until you find out that Bourdain is going to be on Archer.

HA! I didn't know that.
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This is really happening!?? Really and truly? It will hurt, if its not true ..
 
2013-01-04 11:11:38 PM

MacEnvy: Make no mistake bronies, Bourdain despises you and everything you love. The two "extremelies" in the article make it clear that he thinks you're sad farking manchildren, just like the other 95% of adult humanity.


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2013-01-04 11:12:32 PM

Keigh: farkingismybusiness: Vodka Zombie: Wait until you find out that Bourdain is going to be on Archer.

HA! I didn't know that.
[www.thebraiser.cge 540x304]


This is really happening!?? Really and truly? It will hurt, if its not true ..


Yes it is!
 
2013-01-04 11:19:21 PM
Not possible. The guy is an ass.
 
2013-01-04 11:20:48 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: MacEnvy: Make no mistake bronies, Bourdain despises you and everything you love. The two "extremelies" in the article make it clear that he thinks you're sad farking manchildren, just like the other 95% of adult humanity.

notsureifserious.jpg


You don't have to *like* it. But you should accept it.
 
2013-01-04 11:28:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-04 11:30:24 PM
So he's at -80%? Nice.

Also, that ironic pony shiat is gay.
 
2013-01-04 11:30:34 PM
Admitting that you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.
 
2013-01-04 11:33:08 PM
Bourdain's wife is hot.
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2013-01-04 11:36:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, and the NFL Slashfic? NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Duh.


"Looks like it's time to take a bounty out on that ass" said Roger in a low tone. That night, Drew broke Johnny U's record for orgasms in consecutive hours.

/got nothing
 
2013-01-04 11:39:23 PM
*scans thread*

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2013-01-04 11:39:27 PM
Why do bronies always look exactly like you'd expect them to look?
 
2013-01-04 11:45:02 PM
Nothing like a pony thread to bring all the sexually insecure Farkers out of the woodwork to biatch about bronies.
 
2013-01-04 11:54:43 PM

red5ish: Bourdain's wife is hot.
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I don't think there's any dispute about that. She could probably kick all of our collective asses, too.
 
2013-01-05 12:13:07 AM
Heh, good on Anthony Bourdain.

/Brony
//Understands that the stereotypes exist for a reason
 
2013-01-05 12:20:58 AM

fusillade762: red5ish: Bourdain's wife is hot.
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I don't think there's any dispute about that. She could probably kick all of our collective asses, too.


I bet 20 years ago, when Bourdain was sweating in a shiatty kitchen (before Les Halles), maybe a little dope sick, he had ZERO idea that in 2013, he would be famous, i imagine rich, married to a hot Sardinian girl and have a platform of any kind where he could opine on Bronies.

More likely he thought he would be dead, or in a Layne Staley stupor, slingin' hash browns at Waffle house.

I love Bourdain.
 
2013-01-05 12:22:22 AM
The fact that the Rule 34 of bronies actually has a name different than just "Pony Porn" means that the whole thing is basically one step below animal cosplay.
 
2013-01-05 12:22:57 AM
0.0 x 1.2 = 0.0
 
2013-01-05 12:39:18 AM
the bronies like to distract from the real issue people have with them, which is, any movement with "bro" in the name is made up of complete douchebags.
 
2013-01-05 12:39:19 AM
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2013-01-05 12:50:34 AM
fc07.deviantart.net

Post Ponies. DO EEET.
 
gad
2013-01-05 12:51:38 AM
Also Anthony Bourdain is not cool, when I see his name I think about someone who calls out and says uncalled for nasty things about various television cooks/ food personalities cause he doesn't like their particular brand of presenting or whatever. So he has no credibility with me regardless of what he says or does. The opposite of 'cool'
 
2013-01-05 12:53:57 AM

gad: Also Anthony Bourdain is not cool, when I see his name I think about someone who calls out and says uncalled for nasty things about various television cooks/ food personalities cause he doesn't like their particular brand of presenting or whatever. So he has no credibility with me regardless of what he says or does. The opposite of 'cool'


and yet you're in this thread.
 
2013-01-05 01:00:26 AM
If you're a grown man, without kids, and you're watching My Little Pony, you had better be stoned. Otherwise, I really have to assume you have some sort of emotional or mental immaturity or that you're close to being a pedophile.

This stuff is remarkably creepy. It's not an "all ages" show, it's for little girls and, yes, I judge you for obsessing over it. I'm all for geekdom, but at a certain point, it has to be said: if you're a man, be a man. You people are about a step away from leering at children on a swing set.
 
2013-01-05 01:02:54 AM
MLP is lame and idiotic.
Adventure Time forever.
 
2013-01-05 01:05:29 AM

Wayne 985: If you're a grown man, without kids, and you're watching My Little Pony, you had better be stoned. Otherwise, I really have to assume you have some sort of emotional or mental immaturity or that you're close to being a pedophile.

This stuff is remarkably creepy. It's not an "all ages" show, it's for little girls and, yes, I judge you for obsessing over it. I'm all for geekdom, but at a certain point, it has to be said: if you're a man, be a man. You people are about a step away from leering at children on a swing set.


what if you're a dude w/ kids? then is it okay to watch?

/lots of mature humor in that show. kids won't get 1/2 the jokes.
//yes it's funny.
///bolded for ridiculous
 
2013-01-05 01:06:53 AM
By the way, I'm just going to leave this here: The Howard Stern Show visits Brony-Con and comes away with some of the most disturbing audio you can imagine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBuvElZZig
 
2013-01-05 01:10:35 AM

Wayne 985: If you're a grown man, without kids, and you're watching My Little Pony, you had better be stoned. Otherwise, I really have to assume you have some sort of emotional or mental immaturity or that you're close to being a pedophile.

This stuff is remarkably creepy. It's not an "all ages" show, it's for little girls and, yes, I judge you for obsessing over it. I'm all for geekdom, but at a certain point, it has to be said: if you're a man, be a man. You people are about a step away from leering at children on a swing set.


Phew, good thing I have kids then! Well, not as many as I did before, some of them got away, but I still have a few left.
 
2013-01-05 01:16:53 AM
So...why is Pinkie Pie in the Farktags but not Rainbow Dash?

Because People in power are Stupid: Please stop with the pony pics. We are all adults here.


Lighten up, Francis.
 
2013-01-05 01:26:06 AM
I don't mind the ponies, I guess, but... seriously, this is the toy-based franchise from my childhood we brought back? What's a man gotta do to get some Masters of the Universe?

Or Transformers? Or GI Joe?!

/What do you mean, "go watch the movies?" There were no movies.
//THERE WERE NO MOVIES!!!
 
2013-01-05 01:29:47 AM

Wayne 985: If you're a grown man, without kids, and you're watching My Little Pony, you had better be stoned. Otherwise, I really have to assume you have some sort of emotional or mental immaturity or that you're close to being a pedophile.

This stuff is remarkably creepy. It's not an "all ages" show, it's for little girls and, yes, I judge you for obsessing over it. I'm all for geekdom, but at a certain point, it has to be said: if you're a man, be a man. You people are about a step away from leering at children on a swing set.


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