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(Illinois Times)   "911, what's your emergency?" "Whahawahawahawhawha" "Oh hi Father Donovan. Yes, we'll send an officer down to the church to help you out of the handcuffs and ball gag"   ( divider line
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2013-01-05 06:41:00 AM  
5 votes:
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2013-01-04 11:28:32 PM  
4 votes:
Fifty Shades Of Clergy
2013-01-05 12:38:27 AM  
2 votes:

Fista-Phobia: ...from the rectory

Rectory? Damn near killed him!
2013-01-04 11:23:01 PM  
2 votes:
Just can't trust those damned altar boys anymore
2013-01-04 09:01:40 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: Sass would not disclose Donovan's whereabouts or say whether he is staying at a church-affiliated location.

Just what we need. Some chick giving us sass.
2013-01-05 02:02:53 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-05 12:32:57 AM  
1 vote:
I dunno. The last time I spoke with a priest he married me to my wife. Maybe a husband out for revenge?
2013-01-05 12:21:15 AM  
1 vote:

Inhalien: Read his list of qualifications on LinkedIn. All that education and zero common sense.


Hey, wonder what caused his sudden change in interest from Ph.D to priest? I'm wondering if there was some "rectory" action that lead to him leaving the school in "good standing" in exchange for silence from all parties involved.
2013-01-04 11:57:01 PM  
1 vote:
Meh. The Christians were into BDSM before it was cool.
2013-01-04 11:52:08 PM  
1 vote:

kmmontandon: "Whahawahawahawhawha"

Guess now we know what the adults spend their time doing in the Charlie Brown world.

Sax and violence?
2013-01-04 11:42:34 PM  
1 vote:
The comments are comedy gold!

it doesn't say anything about him being sodomized. Why would you say that? do you know something we don't?

Hi Indigosmommy-

It's well known that gagging and handcuffing are almost always associated with "sodomy." This is especially true when there are priests involved. It's the natural order of things..
2013-01-04 11:36:58 PM  
1 vote:
...from the rectory
2013-01-04 11:32:09 PM  
1 vote: Full Size
2013-01-04 11:29:00 PM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: But was the gimp brought out?

Last seen swinging on the bell tower.
2013-01-04 11:26:17 PM  
1 vote:
But was the gimp brought out?
2013-01-04 06:52:30 PM  
1 vote:
I want to leave a witty or snarky comment, but the article simply is too full of epic win for me to really add anything. Nice find, smits.
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