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(Illinois Times)   "911, what's your emergency?" "Whahawahawahawhawha" "Oh hi Father Donovan. Yes, we'll send an officer down to the church to help you out of the handcuffs and ball gag"   ( divider line
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2013-01-04 11:25:13 PM  
7 votes:
Because remember: the Catholic Church will pay the ongoing salary of any sexually adventurous priest, but insists that all women are such worthless sinful hellbound whores that it won't work with any insurance company that subsidizes birth control.
2013-01-05 09:34:23 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like somebody got some tasty tasty revenge.
2013-01-04 11:46:39 PM  
1 vote:
This is from the diocese where the bishop warned Catholics they would burn in Hell for all eternity if they voted for Obama.

I am not kidding.
2013-01-04 11:39:53 PM  
1 vote:
Prime Suspect

2013-01-04 11:37:26 PM  
1 vote:
So I occasionally entertain this stereotype of "conservative" = "greasy little pervert with shame issues".

Comes from a series of conversations I once had with a guy whose politics were pretty transparently self-serving towards the goal of "keeping the government's prying eyes out of his twisted, basement sex dungeon".

Confirmation bias kicked in and took care of the rest. I know it's unfair to people, and I know it's wrong, both factually and in terms of intellectual honesty.

Goddamnitsomuch, this kind of thing is NOT HELPING.
2013-01-04 11:23:01 PM  
1 vote:
Just can't trust those damned altar boys anymore
2013-01-04 06:52:30 PM  
1 vote:
I want to leave a witty or snarky comment, but the article simply is too full of epic win for me to really add anything. Nice find, smits.
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