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(Illinois Times)   "911, what's your emergency?" "Whahawahawahawhawha" "Oh hi Father Donovan. Yes, we'll send an officer down to the church to help you out of the handcuffs and ball gag"   (illinoistimes.com) divider line 71
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2013-01-05 01:14:23 AM
Saint Alphonzo must be proud of him.
 
2013-01-05 01:28:13 AM

simplicimus: One more time, celibacy = unmarried, chastity = no sex. Both are vows of priesthood.


Since farking out of wedlock is a mortal sin, celibacy assumes chastity.
 
2013-01-05 02:02:53 AM
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2013-01-05 02:30:42 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Wow.

You know, it's generally a bad idea to practice bondage by yourself, buddy. Guess you found out why.
 
2013-01-05 02:43:05 AM
My dad went to this Catholic school between 1935-43 Then he went to O'Dea the other school mentioned. Some of the articles I found damm those priest/brothers were freakssss a few were often Sunday dinner guest at our home when I was a kid (yeah I grew up that kind of catholic home) pops says nothing ever happened to him maybe they only messed with the kids sent there by the courts.
 
2013-01-05 02:45:46 AM

BronyMedic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Wow.

You know, it's generally a bad idea to practice bondage by yourself, buddy. Guess you found out why.


I very seriously doubt he was alone.
 
2013-01-05 02:50:49 AM

iq_in_binary: BronyMedic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Wow.

You know, it's generally a bad idea to practice bondage by yourself, buddy. Guess you found out why.

I very seriously doubt he was alone.


I dunno. Either way would be hysterically funny.
 
2013-01-05 02:57:15 AM
I seem to remember a Dear Abby/Ann Landers column from the 80' where a reader advised people to use shoestring licorice for that type of "play" for that reason.
 
2013-01-05 03:43:03 AM

borg: I seem to remember a Dear Abby/Ann Landers column from the 80' where a reader advised people to use shoestring licorice for that type of "play" for that reason.


Using candy in the bedroom is generally a very bad idea, unless you also own stock in Monistat.
 
2013-01-05 03:44:01 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: borg: I seem to remember a Dear Abby/Ann Landers column from the 80' where a reader advised people to use shoestring licorice for that type of "play" for that reason.

Using candy in the bedroom is generally a very bad idea, unless you also own stock in Monistat.


Not for  that.

For the things that make whipping noises ;)
 
2013-01-05 04:03:15 AM
When did the altar boys unionize?
 
2013-01-05 05:43:34 AM
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I'm wondering how much the rough trade got away with in cash and valuables. Father Donovan better go back to being pilot Donovan so he can date all those beautiful flight attendant mens. Of course he'd probably want to take it easy in Bangkok.
 
2013-01-05 06:41:00 AM
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2013-01-05 09:34:23 AM
Sounds like somebody got some tasty tasty revenge.
 
2013-01-05 09:47:07 AM
A two-wetsuit job?
 
2013-01-05 10:16:00 AM
Did CSI check for the presence of children's vices on the 911 call?

/seems like a prudent thing to do
 
2013-01-05 12:16:30 PM
Roman Catholic? *googles* Yep.

Sounds like he was overpowered by an altarboy.
 
2013-01-05 01:04:33 PM

gonegirl: Because remember: the Catholic Church will pay the ongoing salary of any sexually adventurous priest, but insists that all women are such worthless sinful hellbound whores that it won't work with any insurance company that subsidizes birth control.


Zing! I still can't believe people bring their kids into that environment. It's a magnet for creepers.

/spare some change for an old altar boy father?
 
2013-01-05 05:01:10 PM
This is why I always pay the girls in advance.No bad feelings that way.
 
2013-01-06 11:22:05 AM
Father Donovan was wearing an orange jumpsuit, a leather bondage mask with a bar gag. Apparently he does this sort of thing from "time to time".

Link to police report
 
2013-01-07 07:33:55 PM
To ball-break
 
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