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		Arizona's version of the Casey Anthony trial, only hotter (azfamily.com)		58
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Because People in power are Stupid		2013-01-04 08:17:42 PM

Why'd she dye her hair back?

fusillade762		2013-01-04 09:29:38 PM

Best pic I could find.

caseyanthonyisinnocent.com

Meh.

TommyymmoT		2013-01-04 09:35:46 PM

Arizona's version of the Casey Anthony trial, only hotter

But it's a dry heat.

Coco LaFemme		2013-01-04 09:52:18 PM

Pros: She's cute, and apparently such a good lay he kept farking her even after they broke up.

Cons: She shot him in the face, stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat from ear to ear, then took pictures of his corpse in the shower and dragged it around.

Fellas.....I know you like to stick your dick in crazy, but I'd really, really, REALLY steer clear of this one.

Mangoose		2013-01-04 09:57:00 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [www.inquisitr.com image 665x385]

Why'd she dye her hair back?

Appearance sake.

Fo Shiz		2013-01-04 10:34:47 PM

Stupid subby! That's not a white girl, that's a Latina!

ecmoRandomNumbers		2013-01-04 10:48:05 PM

TommyymmoT: Arizona's version of the Casey Anthony trial, only hotter

But it's a dry heat.

So is Hell.

And fire.

jaylectricity		2013-01-04 10:52:09 PM

Spicy!

AirForceVet		2013-01-05 12:36:31 AM

I fail to see the resemblance between her dead boyfriend and a dead preschool daughter.

/Oh, Nancy Grace is on a roll.
//Never mind.

Speaker2Animals		2013-01-05 12:53:09 AM

14 paragraphs in until the reporter bothers to tell us WTF she murdered? That's some fine journalism there, Lou.

The Onion is prophetic		2013-01-05 02:19:37 AM

If by "hotter" you mean "not hotter", then you are correct.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-01-05 02:29:20 AM

TommyymmoT: Arizona's version of the Casey Anthony trial, only hotter

But it's a dry heat.

+1

/would LOL again

BSABSVR		2013-01-05 02:46:20 AM

Arizona's version of the Casey Anthony trial is going to involve the blond woman who psort of occasionally kind of showed up to her hearings off and on. When it was convenient.

Linkster		2013-01-05 02:51:35 AM

Fo Shiz: Stupid subby! That's not a white girl, that's a Latina!

THIS^

Also the local sNews can't stop talking about it!Coco LaFemme: Pros: She's cute, and apparently such a good lay he kept farking her even after they broke up.Cons: She shot him in the face, stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat from ear to ear, then took pictures of his corpse in the shower and dragged it around.Fellas.....I know you like to stick your dick in crazy, but I'd really, really, REALLY steer clear of this one.

Well, that said. She IS the Marrying Kind!

you are a puppet		2013-01-05 02:51:46 AM

I would bang Casey Anthony and say things during like "Yeah, you like that, you like it when I fark you like that, babykiller?" "Yeah, it feels good inside you, your evil pussy", "I'm about to cum, you want me to cum inside you and have it grow into a person and then kill it here it comes ungghhhhhh"

Snarky Acronym		2013-01-05 02:56:52 AM

Could the anchor lady try to look more like Sarah Palin?

Pray 4 Mojo		2013-01-05 02:57:56 AM

Casey Anthony is hotter.

And crazy.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm... crazy.

DownDaRiver		2013-01-05 03:12:24 AM

Let's see:

Stabbed 27 times - Most likely strangled
Throat slit - Could have been drowned
Shot in face - Possibly duct taped mouth
Found in shower, after murder where crime took place - Found in swamp, 6 months later, not sure when it happened or where

Why yes, I can see. There is most certianly plenty of simularities that they can be compared to each other

TommyymmoT		2013-01-05 03:14:14 AM

you are a puppet: I would bang Casey Anthony and say things during like "Yeah, you like that, you like it when I fark you like that, babykiller?" "Yeah, it feels good inside you, your evil pussy", "I'm about to cum, you want me to cum inside you and have it grow into a person and then kill it here it comes ungghhhhhh"

Plagiarism at it's best
You are quoting "Ode To A Gym Sock",.

Quantum Apostrophe		2013-01-05 03:17:16 AM

TommyymmoT: "Plagiarism at it's best"

Apostrophe at its worst.

vice_magnet		2013-01-05 03:20:17 AM

I'd stab her 27 times with my diack.

KrispyKritter		2013-01-05 03:21:51 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: TommyymmoT: "Plagiarism at it's best"

Apostrophe at its worst.

the subtle, it delivers.

F22raptom		2013-01-05 03:27:43 AM

hot chicks get away with anything

jtown		2013-01-05 03:32:21 AM

Coco LaFemme: Pros: She's cute, and apparently such a good lay he kept farking her even after they broke up.Cons: She shot him in the face, stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat from ear to ear, then took pictures of his corpse in the shower and dragged it around.Fellas.....I know you like to stick your dick in crazy, but I'd really, really, REALLY steer clear of this one.

I'm sure she got it out of her system.

C18H27NO3		2013-01-05 03:40:54 AM

The media doesn't decide for me that which I consider news.
I live in AZ and I couldn't care less about this zomg story!

Pray 4 Mojo		2013-01-05 03:47:39 AM

Alphax		2013-01-05 03:58:42 AM

Opened article, saw Nancy Grace's name, closed it. I don't want to know.

HaywoodJablonski		2013-01-05 04:09:24 AM

Nobody's hotter than Casey Anthony.

www.thedailyrash.com

Nobody.

thesharkman		2013-01-05 04:22:19 AM

I wouldn't say no but I will definitely keep her away from sharp objects.

IronOcelot		2013-01-05 04:24:39 AM

"Chloroform is so hard!"

questioningwithboldness.files.wordpress.com

NobleHam		2013-01-05 05:57:32 AM

Hey, she's not white! Why on Earth is this news? Stop trying to make me care about brown people.

ShannonKW		2013-01-05 06:09:16 AM

FTFA: Prosecutors argue Arias killed her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Travis Alexander, 30, out of jealousy.

I doubt even crazy-frisky Latinas want a boyfriend who is on all the time. Every woman I've been with has insisted that I get off her periodically so that she could move around, eat, sleep, etc. Truth be told, I've kind of welcomed the downtime too as I'm no longer the Spring Chicken, and staying on her takes a lot out of you. If she was pressuring her boyfriend to stay on, he may well have welcomed the sweet release of death.

It's a bad way to go, but not the worst.

robohobo		2013-01-05 06:23:46 AM

Just to add to all the above, no, this biatch is not hotter than Casey Anthony. Casey is pure evil, but I'd fark the shiat out of her.

TheGogmagog		2013-01-05 06:25:07 AM

jtown: Coco LaFemme: Pros: She's cute, and apparently such a good lay he kept farking her even after they broke up.Cons: She shot him in the face, stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat from ear to ear, then took pictures of his corpse in the shower and dragged it around.Fellas.....I know you like to stick your dick in crazy, but I'd really, really, REALLY steer clear of this one.

I'm sure she got it out of her system.

I agree. not guilty.

Macular Degenerate		2013-01-05 06:58:45 AM

That's it, I am giving up on dating women. Guys just want to be boned in the ass, and you don't even have to buy them dinner!

DssDevl		2013-01-05 07:00:46 AM

Casey is MUCH hotter that this crazy chick!
Not to mention, you don't have to worry if Casey gets preggers, she'll take care of it.

OregonVet		2013-01-05 07:13:09 AM

ShannonKW: Every woman I've been with....

abhorrent1		2013-01-05 07:13:51 AM

From her Myspace
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

She also has a Tribute gallery to the guy she killed.
In Loving Memory of Travis Alexander

OregonVet		2013-01-05 07:14:09 AM

tedthebellhopp		2013-01-05 07:22:32 AM

i don't know, Casey's looking pretty good Link (NSFW)

abhorrent1		2013-01-05 07:28:08 AM

tedthebellhopp: i don't know, Casey's looking pretty good Link (NSFW)

duck face does not look good

SwingDancer		2013-01-05 07:33:06 AM

I'm sure nancy grace will drum up enough attention for this one as well, that the poor girl will get free representation by a high powered attourney, looking to make a name as someone who can get anyone off. Again. So yeah, I see the similarities.

Dont blame the jury, or the prosecutors for these psycho's getting off. It lays completely in Nancy's Hands.

Green Scorpio		2013-01-05 07:39:59 AM

tedthebellhopp: i don't know, Casey's looking pretty good Link (NSFW)

from the comments:
She's so sexy I'd let her kill all my baby's in her throat

That's pretty funny, if grammatically incorrect.

dryknife		2013-01-05 08:51:30 AM

Falls down a well... eyes go crossed. Get's kicked my a mule, they go back straight.. I dont know.

assets.thehollywoodgossip.com

here to help		2013-01-05 09:09:30 AM

"When you look at people on death row, and you look at all the pictures, she doesn't look like any of them," Cates said. "I believe the fact that she is pretty and that she's a white female and that she presents well, I think that will keep her from getting the death penalty. In fact, it will probably keep her from being convicted of first-degree murder. They'll probably come back with some sort of lesser offense, second-degree murder."

I want to repeatedly punch this person in the throat as well as anyone who thinks like this. ESPECIALLY anyone who gets paid to work in criminal justice.

WTF?! "She's pretty so yanno, let's go easy on her."

AAARGH!!!!

StrandedInAZ		2013-01-05 09:28:23 AM

here to help: "When you look at people on death row, and you look at all the pictures, she doesn't look like any of them," Cates said. "I believe the fact that she is pretty and that she's a white female and that she presents well, I think that will keep her from getting the death penalty. In fact, it will probably keep her from being convicted of first-degree murder. They'll probably come back with some sort of lesser offense, second-degree murder."

I want to repeatedly punch this person in the throat as well as anyone who thinks like this. ESPECIALLY anyone who gets paid to work in criminal justice.

WTF?! "She's pretty so yanno, let's go easy on her."

AAARGH!!!!

Are you new to this country? The criminal justice system has always been this way.

swangoatman		2013-01-05 09:32:18 AM

From a related article the victim told her she used him as a "dildo with a heartbeat".
great name for ?

abhorrent1		2013-01-05 09:32:22 AM

StrandedInAZ: here to help: "When you look at people on death row, and you look at all the pictures, she doesn't look like any of them," Cates said. "I believe the fact that she is pretty and that she's a white female and that she presents well, I think that will keep her from getting the death penalty. In fact, it will probably keep her from being convicted of first-degree murder. They'll probably come back with some sort of lesser offense, second-degree murder."

I want to repeatedly punch this person in the throat as well as anyone who thinks like this. ESPECIALLY anyone who gets paid to work in criminal justice.

WTF?! "She's pretty so yanno, let's go easy on her."

AAARGH!!!!

Are you new to this country? The criminal justice system has always been this way.

Just look at the teacher sex stories. The hot ones usually get probation. The men or ugly women? Lock'em Up!

here to help		2013-01-05 09:46:50 AM

StrandedInAZ: Are you new to this country? The criminal justice system has always been this way.

Perhaps but for someone to actually SAY that as if it is acceptable?! Pathetic.

Also I just read the timeline for this case because the linked article had next to no details...

Link

That b*tch is LOCO! If she gets off on her looks... well just turn off the lights because America is done.