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(AZ Family)   Arizona's version of the Casey Anthony trial, only hotter   (azfamily.com) divider line 58
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2013-01-04 08:17:42 PM
www.inquisitr.com

Why'd she dye her hair back?
 
2013-01-04 09:29:38 PM
Best pic I could find.

caseyanthonyisinnocent.com

Meh.
 
2013-01-04 09:35:46 PM
Arizona's version of the Casey Anthony trial, only hotter

But it's a dry heat.
 
2013-01-04 09:52:18 PM

Pros: She's cute, and apparently such a good lay he kept farking her even after they broke up.

Cons: She shot him in the face, stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat from ear to ear, then took pictures of his corpse in the shower and dragged it around.

Fellas.....I know you like to stick your dick in crazy, but I'd really, really, REALLY steer clear of this one.

 
2013-01-04 09:57:00 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [www.inquisitr.com image 665x385]

Why'd she dye her hair back?


Appearance sake.
 
2013-01-04 10:34:47 PM
Stupid subby!  That's not a white girl, that's a Latina!
 
2013-01-04 10:48:05 PM

TommyymmoT: Arizona's version of the Casey Anthony trial, only hotter

But it's a dry heat.


So is Hell.

And fire.
 
2013-01-04 10:52:09 PM
Spicy!
 
2013-01-05 12:36:31 AM
I fail to see the resemblance between her dead boyfriend and a dead preschool daughter.

/Oh, Nancy Grace is on a roll.
//Never mind.
 
2013-01-05 12:53:09 AM
14 paragraphs in until the reporter bothers to tell us WTF she murdered? That's some fine journalism there, Lou.
 
2013-01-05 02:19:37 AM
If by "hotter" you mean "not hotter", then you are correct.
 
2013-01-05 02:29:20 AM

TommyymmoT: Arizona's version of the Casey Anthony trial, only hotter

But it's a dry heat.


+1

/would LOL again
 
2013-01-05 02:46:20 AM
Arizona's version of the Casey Anthony trial is going to involve the blond woman who psort of occasionally kind of showed up to her hearings off and on.  When it was convenient.
 
2013-01-05 02:51:35 AM

Fo Shiz: Stupid subby!  That's not a white girl, that's a Latina!


THIS^

Also the local sNews can't stop talking about it!

Coco LaFemme: Pros: She's cute, and apparently such a good lay he kept farking her even after they broke up.Cons: She shot him in the face, stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat from ear to ear, then took pictures of his corpse in the shower and dragged it around.Fellas.....I know you like to stick your dick in crazy, but I'd really, really, REALLY steer clear of this one.


Well, that said. She IS the Marrying Kind!
 
2013-01-05 02:51:46 AM
I would bang Casey Anthony and say things during like "Yeah, you like that, you like it when I fark you like that, babykiller?" "Yeah, it feels good inside you, your evil pussy", "I'm about to cum, you want me to cum inside you and have it grow into a person and then kill it here it comes ungghhhhhh"
 
2013-01-05 02:56:52 AM
Could the anchor lady try to look more like Sarah Palin?
 
2013-01-05 02:57:56 AM
Casey Anthony is hotter.

And crazy.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm... crazy.
 
2013-01-05 03:12:24 AM
Let's see:

Stabbed 27 times - Most likely strangled
Throat slit - Could have been drowned
Shot in face - Possibly duct taped mouth
Found in shower, after murder where crime took place - Found in swamp, 6 months later, not sure when it happened or where

Why yes, I can see. There is most certianly plenty of simularities that they can be compared to each other
 
2013-01-05 03:14:14 AM

you are a puppet: I would bang Casey Anthony and say things during like "Yeah, you like that, you like it when I fark you like that, babykiller?" "Yeah, it feels good inside you, your evil pussy", "I'm about to cum, you want me to cum inside you and have it grow into a person and then kill it here it comes ungghhhhhh"


 Plagiarism at it's best
You are quoting "Ode To A Gym Sock",.
 
2013-01-05 03:17:16 AM
TommyymmoT: "Plagiarism at it's best"

Apostrophe at its worst.
 
2013-01-05 03:20:17 AM
I'd stab her 27 times with my diack.
 
2013-01-05 03:21:51 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: TommyymmoT: "Plagiarism at it's best"

Apostrophe at its worst.


the subtle, it delivers.
 
2013-01-05 03:27:43 AM
hot chicks get away with anything
 
2013-01-05 03:32:21 AM

Coco LaFemme: Pros: She's cute, and apparently such a good lay he kept farking her even after they broke up.Cons: She shot him in the face, stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat from ear to ear, then took pictures of his corpse in the shower and dragged it around.Fellas.....I know you like to stick your dick in crazy, but I'd really, really, REALLY steer clear of this one.


I'm sure she got it out of her system.
 
2013-01-05 03:40:54 AM
The media doesn't decide for me that which I consider news.
I live in AZ and I couldn't care less about this zomg story!
 
2013-01-05 03:47:39 AM

Coco LaFemme: Pros: She's cute, and apparently such a good lay he kept farking her even after they broke up.Cons: She shot him in the face, stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat from ear to ear, then took pictures of his corpse in the shower and dragged it around.Fellas.....I know you like to stick your dick in crazy, but I'd really, really, REALLY steer clear of this one.


It can't always happen to every... can it?
 
2013-01-05 03:58:42 AM
Opened article, saw Nancy Grace's name, closed it. I don't want to know.
 
2013-01-05 04:09:24 AM
Nobody's hotter than Casey Anthony.

www.thedailyrash.com

Nobody.
 
2013-01-05 04:22:19 AM
I wouldn't say no but I will definitely keep her away from sharp objects.
 
2013-01-05 04:24:39 AM
"Chloroform is so hard!"

questioningwithboldness.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-05 05:57:32 AM
Hey, she's not white! Why on Earth is this news? Stop trying to make me care about brown people.
 
2013-01-05 06:09:16 AM
FTFA: Prosecutors argue Arias killed her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Travis Alexander, 30, out of jealousy.

I doubt even crazy-frisky Latinas want a boyfriend who is on all the time. Every woman I've been with has insisted that I get off her periodically so that she could move around, eat, sleep, etc. Truth be told, I've kind of welcomed the downtime too as I'm no longer the Spring Chicken, and staying on her takes a lot out of you. If she was pressuring her boyfriend to stay on, he may well have welcomed the sweet release of death.

It's a bad way to go, but not the worst.
 
2013-01-05 06:23:46 AM
Just to add to all the above, no, this biatch is not hotter than Casey Anthony. Casey is pure evil, but I'd fark the shiat out of her.
 
2013-01-05 06:25:07 AM

jtown: Coco LaFemme: Pros: She's cute, and apparently such a good lay he kept farking her even after they broke up.Cons: She shot him in the face, stabbed him 27 times, slit his throat from ear to ear, then took pictures of his corpse in the shower and dragged it around.Fellas.....I know you like to stick your dick in crazy, but I'd really, really, REALLY steer clear of this one.

I'm sure she got it out of her system.


I agree. not guilty.
 
2013-01-05 06:58:45 AM
That's it, I am giving up on dating women. Guys just want to be boned in the ass, and you don't even have to buy them dinner!
 
2013-01-05 07:00:46 AM
Casey is MUCH hotter that this crazy chick!
Not to mention, you don't have to worry if Casey gets preggers, she'll take care of it.
 
2013-01-05 07:13:09 AM

ShannonKW: Every woman I've been with

....
 
2013-01-05 07:13:51 AM
From her Myspace
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

She also has a Tribute gallery to the guy she killed.
In Loving Memory of Travis Alexander
 
2013-01-05 07:14:09 AM
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-01-05 07:22:32 AM
i don't know, Casey's looking pretty good Link (NSFW)
 
2013-01-05 07:28:08 AM

tedthebellhopp: i don't know, Casey's looking pretty good Link (NSFW)


duck face does not look good
 
2013-01-05 07:33:06 AM
I'm sure nancy grace will drum up enough attention for this one as well, that the poor girl will get free representation by a high powered attourney, looking to make a name as someone who can get anyone off. Again. So yeah, I see the similarities.

Dont blame the jury, or the prosecutors for these psycho's getting off. It lays completely in Nancy's Hands.
 
2013-01-05 07:39:59 AM

tedthebellhopp: i don't know, Casey's looking pretty good Link (NSFW)


from the comments:
She's so sexy I'd let her kill all my baby's in her throat

That's pretty funny, if grammatically incorrect.
 
2013-01-05 08:51:30 AM
Falls down a well... eyes go crossed. Get's kicked my a mule, they go back straight.. I dont know.

assets.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2013-01-05 09:09:30 AM
"When you look at people on death row, and you look at all the pictures, she doesn't look like any of them," Cates said. "I believe the fact that she is pretty and that she's a white female and that she presents well, I think that will keep her from getting the death penalty. In fact, it will probably keep her from being convicted of first-degree murder. They'll probably come back with some sort of lesser offense, second-degree murder."

I want to repeatedly punch this person in the throat as well as anyone who thinks like this. ESPECIALLY anyone who gets paid to work in criminal justice.

WTF?! "She's pretty so yanno, let's go easy on her."

AAARGH!!!!
 
2013-01-05 09:28:23 AM

here to help: "When you look at people on death row, and you look at all the pictures, she doesn't look like any of them," Cates said. "I believe the fact that she is pretty and that she's a white female and that she presents well, I think that will keep her from getting the death penalty. In fact, it will probably keep her from being convicted of first-degree murder. They'll probably come back with some sort of lesser offense, second-degree murder."

I want to repeatedly punch this person in the throat as well as anyone who thinks like this. ESPECIALLY anyone who gets paid to work in criminal justice.

WTF?! "She's pretty so yanno, let's go easy on her."

AAARGH!!!!


Are you new to this country? The criminal justice system has always been this way.
 
2013-01-05 09:32:18 AM
From a related article the victim told her she used him as a "dildo with a heartbeat".
great name for ?
 
2013-01-05 09:32:22 AM

StrandedInAZ: here to help: "When you look at people on death row, and you look at all the pictures, she doesn't look like any of them," Cates said. "I believe the fact that she is pretty and that she's a white female and that she presents well, I think that will keep her from getting the death penalty. In fact, it will probably keep her from being convicted of first-degree murder. They'll probably come back with some sort of lesser offense, second-degree murder."

I want to repeatedly punch this person in the throat as well as anyone who thinks like this. ESPECIALLY anyone who gets paid to work in criminal justice.

WTF?! "She's pretty so yanno, let's go easy on her."

AAARGH!!!!

Are you new to this country? The criminal justice system has always been this way.


Just look at the teacher sex stories. The hot ones usually get probation. The men or ugly women? Lock'em Up!
 
2013-01-05 09:46:50 AM

StrandedInAZ: Are you new to this country? The criminal justice system has always been this way.


Perhaps but for someone to actually SAY that as if it is acceptable?! Pathetic.

Also I just read the timeline for this case because the linked article had next to no details...

Link

That b*tch is LOCO! If she gets off on her looks... well just turn off the lights because America is done.
 
2013-01-05 10:36:06 AM
Also to pretty for prison, apparently:

dorquemada.files.wordpress.com
 
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