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(The Sun)   Doctor eats world's hottest curry, starts seeing demons   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 34
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17173 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jan 2013 at 9:16 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-04 09:18:49 PM  
6 votes:
rectum? nearly killed him
2013-01-04 08:35:34 PM  
4 votes:
Try not to stand directly behind him about 18 hours from now...
2013-01-04 05:29:46 PM  
4 votes:
Wimp, I only see Talking Coyotes that sound oddly like Johnny Cash
2013-01-04 09:53:34 PM  
3 votes:
I bet dudes bunghole will be punishing him for that. I don't eat really spicy stuff that often. I can do jalapenos pretty easy, and that's about it. A buddy of mine likes to throw some goofy ass peppers (and no, I still don't know what kind he used) into his chili. I was able to eat it even though my eyes were watering and I was sucking on crackers to dull the pain on my tongue but ye gods the next day was absolute hell. I felt like I was shiatting molten lava. It hurt to wipe, and after I was done my balloon knot was left a quivering mass for hours. No joke, it was like my sphincter had Parkinsons and was going through a bad attack. Never, ever again.
2013-01-04 09:34:30 PM  
3 votes:
...And he melted his toilet the next morning. He melted it.
2013-01-04 09:27:07 PM  
3 votes:
www.reddwarf.co.uk
/obscure?  the only way to kill a curry is with lager!
2013-01-04 09:24:52 PM  
3 votes:
www.zap2it.com
2013-01-04 09:23:39 PM  
3 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-04 09:20:28 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-01-04 08:20:09 PM  
3 votes:
See that spoon on the right?
img.thesun.co.uk
They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon.
2013-01-04 09:45:45 PM  
2 votes:
thumbnails.hulu.com
2013-01-04 05:59:02 PM  
2 votes:
A lot of genetically unfortunate folks would give him credit just for eating the cilantro.
2013-01-05 04:53:49 AM  
1 votes:

SwiftFox: Ordering from the Thai menu in Thailand stories?

I've got the big dish of approximately half-and-half Thai chillis, half anchovies.

Anyone else order that? Isn't it incredibly edible?


I had a roommate who challenged a Thai woman to make food so spicy he couldn't eat it. He ate it, but it sounded like he was fighting a coyote in the bathroom when he had to poo the next morning.
2013-01-04 11:32:14 PM  
1 votes:

Miss Stein: [i759.photobucket.com image 425x195]


/shudder


Epic Penis
2013-01-04 10:34:02 PM  
1 votes:

Sgygus: You know what you don't do after chopping up hot peppers?  You don't touch yourself.  Because if you do, no amount of rubbing is going to make the screaming pain go away.


If you ever want to punish your boyfriend, cut up some chillis, rub them into your palms, and give him a handjob.

/Also works particularly well if you're into sadomasochism.
2013-01-04 10:03:53 PM  
1 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: If you look carefully, you will notice his face is beginning to melt.


The "after" picture:
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2013-01-04 09:46:09 PM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-01-04 09:42:41 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

"Amateur".
2013-01-04 09:42:37 PM  
1 votes:
Don't quit your day job, doctor! (whatever THAT is!)
2013-01-04 09:40:23 PM  
1 votes:

brantgoose: "Ring Of Fire"


Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..

I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....[etc]

I have a theory that this song is based on the prison slang for the anus or anal sex, which is, IIRC, "ring of fire".

But then you probably did not want to know that particular Brantgoose Theory(Patent pending).

Stop reading just before that part. Oops! Too late!


Curry is a burning thing
And it makes a cinnamon ring...
2013-01-04 09:38:53 PM  
1 votes:

theflatline: [www.reddwarf.co.uk image 176x268]
/obscure?  the only way to kill a curry is with lager!


Red Dwarf is never obscure, smeghead.

/Good thing he didn't order the hot gazpacho.
2013-01-04 09:38:09 PM  
1 votes:
You know what's overrated? Curry wurst. Cut up hot dog with ketchup and some curry powder, that you eat with toothpicks. fark you, Berlin, your street food is lame.
2013-01-04 09:36:51 PM  
1 votes:
When I read the bit about the goggles and face mask I just had to laugh. I mean, that is so, so, so stupid.

Perhaps next he can spray himself in the face with pepper spray.

/mmm... incapacitating
2013-01-04 09:36:35 PM  
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: See that spoon on the right?
[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x602]
They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon.


No.  There is no spoon.
2013-01-04 09:35:54 PM  
1 votes:

RodneyToady: Ian Rothwell, 55, took over an hour to polish off "The Widower" - which tops a whopping six million units on the scoville scale.
The curry is so dangerous to make it has to be prepared by chefs wearing goggles and a face mask.
The dish is stuffed with 20 super-spicy Naga Infinity Chillies and is served with a health warning.

I don't think it works that way.  A Naga Infinity is about a million on the scoville scale. You can't really sum them together.  If you eat a bunch of Jalapenos it's not the equivalent hotness of eating a Thai chili.



I'm waiting for someone to create a formula for adding chilis.
upload.wikimedia.org
Something like a Lorentz transformation, maybe.  Scoville transformation, anyone?
renshaw.teleinc.com
Maybe something simpler, I don't know.
2013-01-04 09:31:17 PM  
1 votes:
If you look carefully, you will notice his face is beginning to melt.
2013-01-04 09:26:34 PM  
1 votes:
Hope someone sound proofed the rest room. The screams might upset other diners.
2013-01-04 09:24:54 PM  
1 votes:
It's because I kicked you, isn't it?
2013-01-04 09:23:17 PM  
1 votes:
I want to find out if he survives the exit. I can handle lots of spicy things on the front end, the back end, not so much.
2013-01-04 09:19:02 PM  
1 votes:
I see the Golgatha after eating really spicy stuff all the time, its all good.
2013-01-04 09:18:44 PM  
1 votes:

RodneyToady: Ian Rothwell, 55, took over an hour to polish off "The Widower" - which tops a whopping six million units on the scoville scale.
The curry is so dangerous to make it has to be prepared by chefs wearing goggles and a face mask.
The dish is stuffed with 20 super-spicy Naga Infinity Chillies and is served with a health warning.

I don't think it works that way.  A Naga Infinity is about a million on the scoville scale. You can't really sum them together.  If you eat a bunch of Jalapenos it's not the equivalent hotness of eating a Thai chili.


Is this something you know from experience, or are you talking out of a virgin asshole?
2013-01-04 08:54:54 PM  
1 votes:

namegoeshere: poonesfarm: A lot of genetically unfortunate folks would give him credit just for eating the cilantro.

Oh, you mean soap weed?


THERE'S ONE! GET 'IM!
2013-01-04 08:23:12 PM  
1 votes:
SUbs, you wasted a good Simpsons headline.

DIAF
2013-01-04 07:56:19 PM  
1 votes:

poonesfarm: A lot of genetically unfortunate folks would give him credit just for eating the cilantro.


Oh, you mean soap weed?
 
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