Ian Rothwell, 55, took over an hour to polish off "The Widower" - which tops a whopping six million units on the scoville scale.
The curry is so dangerous to make it has to be prepared by chefs wearing goggles and a face mask.
The dish is stuffed with 20 super-spicy Naga Infinity Chillies and is served with a health warning.

I don't think it works that way.  A Naga Infinity is about a million on the scoville scale. You can't really sum them together.  If you eat a bunch of Jalapenos it's not the equivalent hotness of eating a Thai chili.

Wimp, I only see Talking Coyotes that sound oddly like Johnny Cash

See that spoon on the right?

They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon.

SUbs, you wasted a good Simpsons headline.

DIAF

Try not to stand directly behind him about 18 hours from now...

RodneyToady: Ian Rothwell, 55, took over an hour to polish off "The Widower" - which tops a whopping six million units on the scoville scale.
The curry is so dangerous to make it has to be prepared by chefs wearing goggles and a face mask.
The dish is stuffed with 20 super-spicy Naga Infinity Chillies and is served with a health warning.

I don't think it works that way.  A Naga Infinity is about a million on the scoville scale. You can't really sum them together.  If you eat a bunch of Jalapenos it's not the equivalent hotness of eating a Thai chili.

Is this something you know from experience, or are you talking out of a virgin asshole?

Gyrfalcon: Is this something you know from experience, or are you talking out of a virgin asshole?

*gigglesnort*

/obscure?  the only way to kill a curry is with lager!

Psychohazard: It's because I kicked you, isn't it?

*nods*

rev. dave: namegoeshere: poonesfarm: A lot of genetically unfortunate folks would give him credit just for eating the cilantro.

Oh, you mean soap weed?

Also known in India as fresh coriander. Only once has cilantro tasted like soap for me. I thought it was genetic but I have eaten it multiple times since in salsa and no issues.
* I called it coriander after my first sentence and had to go back and replace the word with cilantro.

Cilantro is best used sparingly as it has a strong flavor.  However foo foo fusion chefs and pseudo foodies spread it over food in handfuls and completely ruin any subtle a dish might have.

My wife makes a san cocho with pork spine and adds a teaspoon per bowl served, and you never should cook with it, always add it fresh to individual servings.

"Ring Of Fire"


Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..

I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....[etc]

I have a theory that this song is based on the prison slang for the anus or anal sex, which is, IIRC, "ring of fire".

But then you probably did not want to know that particular Brantgoose Theory(Patent pending).

Stop reading just before that part. Oops! Too late!

You know what's overrated? Curry wurst. Cut up hot dog with ketchup and some curry powder, that you eat with toothpicks. fark you, Berlin, your street food is lame.