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(The Sun)   Doctor eats world's hottest curry, starts seeing demons   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 165
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2013-01-04 05:10:18 PM
Ian Rothwell, 55, took over an hour to polish off "The Widower" - which tops a whopping six million units on the scoville scale.
The curry is so dangerous to make it has to be prepared by chefs wearing goggles and a face mask.
The dish is stuffed with 20 super-spicy Naga Infinity Chillies and is served with a health warning.


I don't think it works that way.  A Naga Infinity is about a million on the scoville scale. You can't really sum them together.  If you eat a bunch of Jalapenos it's not the equivalent hotness of eating a Thai chili.
 
2013-01-04 05:29:46 PM
Wimp, I only see Talking Coyotes that sound oddly like Johnny Cash
 
2013-01-04 05:59:02 PM
A lot of genetically unfortunate folks would give him credit just for eating the cilantro.
 
2013-01-04 07:56:19 PM

poonesfarm: A lot of genetically unfortunate folks would give him credit just for eating the cilantro.


Oh, you mean soap weed?
 
2013-01-04 08:20:09 PM
See that spoon on the right?
img.thesun.co.uk
They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon.
 
2013-01-04 08:23:12 PM
SUbs, you wasted a good Simpsons headline.

DIAF
 
2013-01-04 08:35:34 PM
Try not to stand directly behind him about 18 hours from now...
 
2013-01-04 08:54:54 PM

namegoeshere: poonesfarm: A lot of genetically unfortunate folks would give him credit just for eating the cilantro.

Oh, you mean soap weed?


THERE'S ONE! GET 'IM!
 
2013-01-04 09:17:26 PM
To pepper
 
2013-01-04 09:18:44 PM

RodneyToady: Ian Rothwell, 55, took over an hour to polish off "The Widower" - which tops a whopping six million units on the scoville scale.
The curry is so dangerous to make it has to be prepared by chefs wearing goggles and a face mask.
The dish is stuffed with 20 super-spicy Naga Infinity Chillies and is served with a health warning.

I don't think it works that way.  A Naga Infinity is about a million on the scoville scale. You can't really sum them together.  If you eat a bunch of Jalapenos it's not the equivalent hotness of eating a Thai chili.


Is this something you know from experience, or are you talking out of a virgin asshole?
 
2013-01-04 09:18:49 PM
rectum? nearly killed him
 
2013-01-04 09:19:02 PM
I see the Golgatha after eating really spicy stuff all the time, its all good.
 
2013-01-04 09:19:08 PM
I soooo misread that as "Daleks".

/ Off to GIS for Oswin.
// The shiat I put up with.
 
2013-01-04 09:20:28 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-04 09:21:57 PM
It's curry fury! I predicted this would happen!
 
2013-01-04 09:23:17 PM
I want to find out if he survives the exit. I can handle lots of spicy things on the front end, the back end, not so much.
 
2013-01-04 09:23:39 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-04 09:24:52 PM
www.zap2it.com
 
2013-01-04 09:24:54 PM
It's because I kicked you, isn't it?
 
2013-01-04 09:26:00 PM

Ronin_S: I want to find out if he survives the exit. I can handle lots of spicy things on the front end, the back end, not so much.


Pretty much why I quit fire-eating. Fun going in. Later, not so much.
 
2013-01-04 09:26:28 PM

Gyrfalcon: Is this something you know from experience, or are you talking out of a virgin asshole?


*gigglesnort*
 
2013-01-04 09:26:34 PM
Hope someone sound proofed the rest room. The screams might upset other diners.
 
2013-01-04 09:26:42 PM
I really don't get it. I understand heat and spice is enjoyable up to a certain level. However once you get to the extreme levels, is there really much flavor or is it all heat and burning? How is that enjoyable? I guess there is something to be said for having a tolerance for pain by eating these things, but if it takes a mask and goggles to make, perhaps that is some indication that you really shouldn't be eating it.
 
2013-01-04 09:26:48 PM
Someone switched the curry with bath salts.
 
2013-01-04 09:27:04 PM
Isn't part of eating spicy foods genetic? I have heard that some people have less receptors on their tongues and thus can handle spicy food easier.
 
2013-01-04 09:27:07 PM
www.reddwarf.co.uk
/obscure?  the only way to kill a curry is with lager!
 
2013-01-04 09:27:10 PM

Psychohazard: It's because I kicked you, isn't it?


*nods*
 
2013-01-04 09:27:41 PM
My mouth can handle far more than the rest of my alimentary system. So jealous, I love a super hot curry.
 
2013-01-04 09:27:43 PM

Psychohazard: It's because I kicked you, isn't it?


No, but if you  ever try to kick me again, I will break that leg off in as many quick ways as you present it.

And that's that.

Deviolence, please. Thank you.
 
2013-01-04 09:29:11 PM
I'd rather hit my thumb with a hammer.
 
2013-01-04 09:29:56 PM

namegoeshere: poonesfarm: A lot of genetically unfortunate folks would give him credit just for eating the cilantro.

Oh, you mean soap weed?


Also known in India as fresh coriander. Only once has cilantro tasted like soap for me. I thought it was genetic but I have eaten it multiple times since in salsa and no issues.
* I called it coriander after my first sentence and had to go back and replace the word with cilantro.
 
2013-01-04 09:30:23 PM
The next morning...

www.cweb-pix.com
 
2013-01-04 09:31:16 PM
sure fire cure for hemorrhoids
 
2013-01-04 09:31:17 PM
If you look carefully, you will notice his face is beginning to melt.
 
2013-01-04 09:31:54 PM
Burns twice!
 
2013-01-04 09:33:24 PM

rev. dave: namegoeshere: poonesfarm: A lot of genetically unfortunate folks would give him credit just for eating the cilantro.

Oh, you mean soap weed?

Also known in India as fresh coriander. Only once has cilantro tasted like soap for me. I thought it was genetic but I have eaten it multiple times since in salsa and no issues.
* I called it coriander after my first sentence and had to go back and replace the word with cilantro.


Cilantro is best used sparingly as it has a strong flavor.  However foo foo fusion chefs and pseudo foodies spread it over food in handfuls and completely ruin any subtle a dish might have.

My wife makes a san cocho with pork spine and adds a teaspoon per bowl served, and you never should cook with it, always add it fresh to individual servings.
 
2013-01-04 09:34:30 PM
...And he melted his toilet the next morning. He melted it.
 
2013-01-04 09:35:10 PM
Does this mean he needs to receive anal sex from a priest?
 
2013-01-04 09:35:28 PM
www.cweb-pix.com
"Ring Of Fire"


Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..

I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....[etc]

I have a theory that this song is based on the prison slang for the anus or anal sex, which is, IIRC, "ring of fire".

But then you probably did not want to know that particular Brantgoose Theory(Patent pending).

Stop reading just before that part. Oops! Too late!
 
2013-01-04 09:35:54 PM

RodneyToady: Ian Rothwell, 55, took over an hour to polish off "The Widower" - which tops a whopping six million units on the scoville scale.
The curry is so dangerous to make it has to be prepared by chefs wearing goggles and a face mask.
The dish is stuffed with 20 super-spicy Naga Infinity Chillies and is served with a health warning.

I don't think it works that way.  A Naga Infinity is about a million on the scoville scale. You can't really sum them together.  If you eat a bunch of Jalapenos it's not the equivalent hotness of eating a Thai chili.



I'm waiting for someone to create a formula for adding chilis.
upload.wikimedia.org
Something like a Lorentz transformation, maybe.  Scoville transformation, anyone?
renshaw.teleinc.com
Maybe something simpler, I don't know.
 
2013-01-04 09:36:35 PM

farkingismybusiness: See that spoon on the right?
[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x602]
They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon.


No.  There is no spoon.
 
2013-01-04 09:36:37 PM

Daedalus27: I really don't get it. I understand heat and spice is enjoyable up to a certain level. However once you get to the extreme levels, is there really much flavor or is it all heat and burning? How is that enjoyable?


Perfect spice is when you feel some burning, a light sweat, nose runs just a little, then you can actually taste the food even better and you get a big endorphin buzz. However, the level you can tolerate keeps going up naturally if you do it often, which is why people keep pushing it.

As described he's not enjoying it at all, and probably not tasting anything either. It's purely for the bragging rights at that point.
 
2013-01-04 09:36:51 PM
When I read the bit about the goggles and face mask I just had to laugh. I mean, that is so, so, so stupid.

Perhaps next he can spray himself in the face with pepper spray.

/mmm... incapacitating
 
2013-01-04 09:37:31 PM

Rufus Lee King: He'll have more demons to deal with later, let me tell ya.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x393]


Owilli?
 
2013-01-04 09:37:52 PM

bump: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 280x400]


fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-04 09:38:09 PM
You know what's overrated? Curry wurst. Cut up hot dog with ketchup and some curry powder, that you eat with toothpicks. fark you, Berlin, your street food is lame.
 
2013-01-04 09:38:53 PM

theflatline: [www.reddwarf.co.uk image 176x268]
/obscure?  the only way to kill a curry is with lager!


Red Dwarf is never obscure, smeghead.

/Good thing he didn't order the hot gazpacho.
 
2013-01-04 09:39:38 PM

Brick-House: sure fire cure for hemorrhoids


The cauterization of lava.
 
2013-01-04 09:40:23 PM

brantgoose: "Ring Of Fire"


Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..

I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....[etc]

I have a theory that this song is based on the prison slang for the anus or anal sex, which is, IIRC, "ring of fire".

But then you probably did not want to know that particular Brantgoose Theory(Patent pending).

Stop reading just before that part. Oops! Too late!


Curry is a burning thing
And it makes a cinnamon ring...
 
2013-01-04 09:41:37 PM

ciberido: RodneyToady: Ian Rothwell, 55, took over an hour to polish off "The Widower" - which tops a whopping six million units on the scoville scale.
The curry is so dangerous to make it has to be prepared by chefs wearing goggles and a face mask.
The dish is stuffed with 20 super-spicy Naga Infinity Chillies and is served with a health warning.

I don't think it works that way.  A Naga Infinity is about a million on the scoville scale. You can't really sum them together.  If you eat a bunch of Jalapenos it's not the equivalent hotness of eating a Thai chili.


I'm waiting for someone to create a formula for adding chilis.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 316x56]
Something like a Lorentz transformation, maybe.  Scoville transformation, anyone?
[renshaw.teleinc.com image 132x98]
Maybe something simpler, I don't know.


Can you translate that into pseudocode? AFAIK all higher math can be represented as an algorithm, and I have no clue how to read that.
 
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