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(The New York Times)   "Utah City Renames Street Due to Sexual Connotation." What could it possibly be? Boner Ave.? Hershey Way? Clam Circle? *clicks link* Huh   (nytimes.com) divider line 51
    More: Silly, Utah, geographical renaming, Sister Wives, Salt Lake City, Councilman Johnny Revill  
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2013-01-04 04:50:12 PM
6 votes:
www.majhost.com
2013-01-04 09:19:52 PM
5 votes:
omaha's famed contribution to tasteless street intersections

mw2.google.com
2013-01-04 09:15:14 PM
5 votes:
Weedlord Bonerhitler Memorial Blvd.
2013-01-04 10:11:48 PM
4 votes:
weknowmemes.com
2013-01-04 08:35:13 PM
4 votes:
My favorite local road is Clithero.

Makes me smile every time.
2013-01-04 10:10:06 PM
3 votes:
www.nedgallagher.com
2013-01-04 09:51:36 PM
3 votes:
The town of Athol, ID, had decided to change the town's name for a similar reason.

They chose to call it Anuth.
2013-01-04 09:50:07 PM
3 votes:

ITGreen: Morning, Wood!
It's gonna be a long, hard day.


sandrarose.com

/Brought to you by Bend, Oregon.
2013-01-04 09:44:58 PM
3 votes:

stuffy: Morning Glory
I dont get it


At least they didn't call it Gene Masseth Street.
2013-01-04 09:23:55 PM
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

/some very nice places to take a dip there
//really
2013-01-04 09:21:54 PM
3 votes:
thejetpacker.com

not amused
2013-01-05 12:41:28 AM
2 votes:
i.imgbox.com
2013-01-04 11:26:56 PM
2 votes:
"Councilor Mark Johnson told the Daily Herald that he only knows of the noxious weed called Morning Glory that is difficult to control, but he also voted in favor of the resolution. "


This dude clearly needs to change his name.
2013-01-04 10:59:39 PM
2 votes:

beautifulbob: My favorite local road is Clithero.

Makes me smile every time.


Lived in Clitherall for a while. Always surprised me at how many people, mainly women, thought I was suddenly being foul for no apparent reason. You could tell from the sudden "WHAT? What was that town again?". It got old after about the10th time, so I would just spell it instead of say it, if I was talking to a woman that needed my address. Many a brain fart on the spelling too, as they would want me to repeat it, probably thinking they heard wrong since I was "obviously trying to be a sexist pig" and they couldn't concentrate through their fantasies of what a perverted jerk I must be... Otherwise I would just say the county. Of course, that posed problems too since it was Otter Tail...
2013-01-04 10:15:03 PM
2 votes:
Along I-15 here in Utardia we have the towns of filmore, virgin, and beaver.
My wife pointed out there is a Milford...apparently where the former virgins end up after their beavers are filled.
2013-01-04 10:00:40 PM
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-04 09:50:06 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

www.inspirational-quotes-short-funny-stuff.com

legacy-cdn.smosh.com

lh3.googleusercontent.com
2013-01-04 09:28:25 PM
2 votes:
I hope they don't go hardcore and knock down Brigham's Unit.
i.imgur.com
2013-01-04 09:23:24 PM
2 votes:
Morning Vista Road is even worse. It reminds me of turning on a computer in the morning and the computer not fully booting up until the afternoon.
2013-01-04 09:16:58 PM
2 votes:
img152.imageshack.us
2013-01-04 09:16:55 PM
2 votes:
How about:
i45.tinypic.com
2013-01-04 08:54:33 PM
2 votes:
I'm glad there's no sexual connotation to the name of the street where I live, Rusty Trombone Lane.
2013-01-04 04:27:57 PM
2 votes:
Jesus Tapdancing Christ

/f*cking morans
2013-01-05 01:00:32 AM
1 votes:
So.

I just now learned the phrase "Morning Glory Road" is somehow pornographic ... from the Mormons.

Thanks, I guess.
2013-01-05 12:45:37 AM
1 votes:
mw2.google.com

Ah, Wisconsin.
2013-01-05 12:02:31 AM
1 votes:
So they chose to rename it "Morning Vista", huh?

Farkers... we now have a job, and that job is to make the term "Morning Vista" the most filthy term evar.

I asked my girlfriend for a "morning vista" for my birthday. She said "Wouldn't you just prefer a little ungreased back door action... please!!!"
2013-01-04 11:21:53 PM
1 votes:
I hear that Xactware officials have been thinking about moving into the plastic vagina market, so the name Morning Glory could cause people to think their products might get a little banged up before they are shipped to market.
2013-01-04 11:08:50 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-04 10:44:22 PM
1 votes:

Paris1127: farm1.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


Grope Lane is kinda funny but the story gets better.

Gropecoont Lane - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
2013-01-04 10:41:27 PM
1 votes:
media.heavy.com
farm1.staticflickr.com
i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-01-04 10:04:07 PM
1 votes:

sprag: Maybe someone should make up definitions for all of the major street names in Salt Lake City and post them to urban dictionary.


Most major roads are numbered...."I'd like to give her 400 south a good 700 east, and blast a giant 3300 all over her state street....then I wiped my highland ave all over her foothill blvd.

/your welcome
2013-01-04 10:03:44 PM
1 votes:
d1vmp8zzttzftq.cloudfront.net

Actual name of town in Norway.
2013-01-04 09:59:48 PM
1 votes:
It could be wurst.

Link
2013-01-04 09:58:30 PM
1 votes:
www.lushforlife.com
2013-01-04 09:57:47 PM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-01-04 09:56:18 PM
1 votes:
www.theslowlane.com
2013-01-04 09:47:55 PM
1 votes:
I was hoping it was going to be Teabagger Terrace.
2013-01-04 09:31:56 PM
1 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Rename it Mormon Girls Are Sexual Tyrannosauruses


So, no handies? Or do you mean they lose interest when you stop moving?
2013-01-04 09:29:51 PM
1 votes:
www.alice-dsl.net
This is the SFW cover.
2013-01-04 09:28:04 PM
1 votes:
Maybe they should name it Friggem Young Way?
2013-01-04 09:24:27 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-04 09:21:45 PM
1 votes:

Dreamless: "That name has a negative meaning for some reason," Revill said. "When you use the word, there is a different meaning that can be taken from that."

What's negative about male arousal?


Blood flow to the brain
2013-01-04 09:18:52 PM
1 votes:
www.teamjimmyjoe.com

Drove past it many times on the way to Joe Louis.  Notice how thick the sign supports are.  Someone probably tries to steal it once a month.
2013-01-04 09:18:39 PM
1 votes:

sprag: Maybe someone should make up definitions for all of the major street names in Salt Lake City and post them to urban dictionary.


Better yet, we should Santorumize the corporation who started it all. Quick, what's something really dirty that we can call a Xactware Solution?
2013-01-04 09:15:40 PM
1 votes:
I think that anyone seeing a sexual connotation in that is incredibly repressed, and probably a closeted homosexual. NTTAWWT. Well, the closet's not cool.
2013-01-04 09:15:12 PM
1 votes:
What's the story? Morning Glory?
2013-01-04 09:14:11 PM
1 votes:
they should have renamed it Giant Smelly Hole With Monster Teeth Boulevard

because it just seems right
2013-01-04 09:11:46 PM
1 votes:
But the term is sometimes used to describe male arousal.

By whom, or since when? It sounds like something a sexually repressed, archaic culture would use to describe....Oh, well, nevermind.
2013-01-04 06:21:47 PM
1 votes:
Rename it Mormon Girls Are Sexual Tyrannosauruses
2013-01-04 05:48:45 PM
1 votes:
Rename it AK47 Way.
2013-01-04 04:37:45 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Jesus Tapdancing Christ

/f*cking mormans


FTFY, and agreed.
 
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