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(The New York Times)   "Utah City Renames Street Due to Sexual Connotation." What could it possibly be? Boner Ave.? Hershey Way? Clam Circle? *clicks link* Huh   (nytimes.com) divider line 180
    More: Silly, Utah, geographical renaming, Sister Wives, Salt Lake City, Councilman Johnny Revill  
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2013-01-04 09:31:56 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Rename it Mormon Girls Are Sexual Tyrannosauruses


So, no handies? Or do you mean they lose interest when you stop moving?
 
2013-01-04 09:32:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Jesus Tapdancing Christ

/f*cking morans


Yup. Before clicking, I knew it had to be Utah Valley.

/used to live in UT
 
2013-01-04 09:32:33 PM
It's Utah so I thought it'd be a change from 6900 S or something.
 
2013-01-04 09:34:50 PM

ciberido: This is the SFW exceedingly lame cover.

 
2013-01-04 09:37:40 PM
Morning Glory? Seriously, Mormons? No wonder Utah has highest Internet porn viewership. EVERYTHING reminds you of sex.

/thought morning glory was your morning dump after coffee (e.g., the Marine officer in "Jarhead" that takes a dump in the field head."
 
2013-01-04 09:39:44 PM
Mystic Quiffs?
 
2013-01-04 09:43:03 PM
Glory Hole......

Morning Glory.

I don't get it.
 
2013-01-04 09:44:19 PM
sharetv.org
What an elegant concept! A simple hole, dedicated to HIS glory!

static.tvguide.com

Well, his name MIGHT have come up once or twice in the course of events there...
 
2013-01-04 09:44:58 PM

stuffy: Morning Glory
I dont get it


At least they didn't call it Gene Masseth Street.
 
2013-01-04 09:45:48 PM
Tune in next week when they shut down Cherry Hill road and Cucumber Lane
 
2013-01-04 09:47:46 PM
Ive used Xactaware's software. I didnt realize they were that uptight.
 
2013-01-04 09:47:55 PM
I was hoping it was going to be Teabagger Terrace.
 
2013-01-04 09:50:06 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

www.inspirational-quotes-short-funny-stuff.com

legacy-cdn.smosh.com

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-04 09:50:07 PM

ITGreen: Morning, Wood!
It's gonna be a long, hard day.


sandrarose.com

/Brought to you by Bend, Oregon.
 
2013-01-04 09:50:55 PM
Not that I've ever watched any beastie sex,but we do have a road here called " Turtle Hole Road ".
 
2013-01-04 09:51:36 PM
The town of Athol, ID, had decided to change the town's name for a similar reason.

They chose to call it Anuth.
 
2013-01-04 09:52:15 PM

Gyrfalcon: But the term is sometimes used to describe male arousal.

By whom, or since when?


The top entry on urban dictionary is from 2003:

"To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn."
 
2013-01-04 09:54:01 PM
To sign
 
2013-01-04 09:54:17 PM
Hotdog Downahall Way?
 
2013-01-04 09:55:33 PM
Dirty Sanchez Circle?
Hot Lunch Blvd?
Rusty Trombone Trail?

DNRTFA
 
2013-01-04 09:56:18 PM
www.theslowlane.com
 
2013-01-04 09:57:47 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 09:58:30 PM
www.lushforlife.com
 
2013-01-04 09:59:48 PM
It could be wurst.

Link
 
2013-01-04 09:59:48 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-04 10:00:01 PM
 
2013-01-04 10:00:40 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-04 10:00:56 PM
Councilor Mark Johnson told the Daily Herald that he only knows of the noxious weed called Morning Glory that is difficult to control, but he also voted in favor of the resolution.

These people are clearly idiots.
 
2013-01-04 10:03:04 PM
Happily, there are two brand new definitions on Urbandictionary for "Morning Vista". I favor the obvious one, which involves the view of someone's Morning Glory/Morning Wood.
 
2013-01-04 10:03:44 PM
d1vmp8zzttzftq.cloudfront.net

Actual name of town in Norway.
 
2013-01-04 10:04:07 PM

sprag: Maybe someone should make up definitions for all of the major street names in Salt Lake City and post them to urban dictionary.


Most major roads are numbered...."I'd like to give her 400 south a good 700 east, and blast a giant 3300 all over her state street....then I wiped my highland ave all over her foothill blvd.

/your welcome
 
2013-01-04 10:04:55 PM
shouldn't the real issue be the fact that corporations are asking cities to change street names, and the cities are complying? Just who is in control here?
 
2013-01-04 10:05:10 PM

SilentStrider: This is a late parrot: unyon: If that passes for sexually suggestive, then the Mormans really need to get their heads out of the gutter.  I'm an atheist, and my first inclination was that it was a religious reference.

My first thought was flowers.

same.


I never thought about morning glory as sexual but now that the Mormons have obsessed, masturbated and prayed about it I have been shown the light. Thanks LDS.
 
2013-01-04 10:06:25 PM
and the Morning Glory is indeed glorious if one can coax it into growing on weekends before the child/roommate are awake.

Wait, sorry. We were talking about flowers, right? Never got the blasted things to grow over a trellis. Hmph.
 
2013-01-04 10:09:07 PM
To house
 
2013-01-04 10:09:36 PM

ficklefkrfark: sprag: Maybe someone should make up definitions for all of the major street names in Salt Lake City and post them to urban dictionary.

Most major roads are numbered...."I'd like to give her 400 south a good 700 east, and blast a giant 3300 all over her state street....then I wiped my highland ave all over her foothill blvd.

/your welcome


You're....stupid brain
 
2013-01-04 10:10:06 PM
www.nedgallagher.com
 
2013-01-04 10:11:48 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-01-04 10:15:03 PM
Along I-15 here in Utardia we have the towns of filmore, virgin, and beaver.
My wife pointed out there is a Milford...apparently where the former virgins end up after their beavers are filled.
 
2013-01-04 10:17:33 PM
Ha! Take that, Ohio!

Can't have tag. Not yours.
 
2013-01-04 10:18:25 PM
No mention of Cummer Avenue here in Toronto?
 
2013-01-04 10:22:20 PM
I hope they don't grow grass on the lawn. Because grass has another meaning as well.
 
2013-01-04 10:24:21 PM
But what's up with the "Salt Lake City" tag up at the top?

Everyone gets that Manhattan is not the Adirondacks.

Everyone gets that Miami Beach is not the Flat West Virginia of northern Florida.

Everyone gets that Chicago is not the northern Mississippi of downstate.

Why don't people grasp that this is in Utah County, where BYU is? Not Salt Lake City with its brewpubs, museums, symphony, opera, university with a Nobel prize winner and driveby shootings?

Q: Why is OJ Simpson going to move to Utah County?

A: Everyone there has the same DNA.
 
2013-01-04 10:25:41 PM
They wouldn't like my street's name, Harding Place.
 
2013-01-04 10:26:19 PM

Anonymocoso: Why don't people grasp that this is in Utah County, where BYU is? Not Salt Lake City with its brewpubs, museums, symphony, opera, university with a Nobel prize winner and driveby shootings?


And it's Mormons.
 
2013-01-04 10:27:30 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Fister Lane?
The Old Dirt Road?
Donkey Punch Boulevard?
Circle Jerk Circle?
Clinton Avenue?
Martin Luther King Highway?
Elm Street?


used to work on Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker Parkway

/ no, i didn't
// but i would for a dollar!
 
2013-01-04 10:28:14 PM
We need an airplane and as many Morning Glory seeds as we can get and just carpet bomb the crap out of this town so everything is covered in Morning Glories.

Buncha farking retards.
 
2013-01-04 10:29:57 PM
To panty
 
2013-01-04 10:35:38 PM
What no love for Kitchen-Dick and Woodcock.

/that is in Squim, Wa
 
2013-01-04 10:37:27 PM
 
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