Contrabulous Flabtraption: Rename it Mormon Girls Are Sexual Tyrannosauruses
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Jesus Tapdancing Christ/f*cking morans
ciberido: This is the SFW exceedingly lame cover.
stuffy: Morning GloryI dont get it
ITGreen: Morning, Wood!It's gonna be a long, hard day.
Gyrfalcon: But the term is sometimes used to describe male arousal.By whom, or since when?
sprag: Maybe someone should make up definitions for all of the major street names in Salt Lake City and post them to urban dictionary.
SilentStrider: This is a late parrot: unyon: If that passes for sexually suggestive, then the Mormans really need to get their heads out of the gutter. I'm an atheist, and my first inclination was that it was a religious reference.My first thought was flowers.same.
ficklefkrfark: sprag: Maybe someone should make up definitions for all of the major street names in Salt Lake City and post them to urban dictionary.Most major roads are numbered...."I'd like to give her 400 south a good 700 east, and blast a giant 3300 all over her state street....then I wiped my highland ave all over her foothill blvd./your welcome
Anonymocoso: Why don't people grasp that this is in Utah County, where BYU is? Not Salt Lake City with its brewpubs, museums, symphony, opera, university with a Nobel prize winner and driveby shootings?
Ryker's Peninsula: Fister Lane?The Old Dirt Road?Donkey Punch Boulevard?Circle Jerk Circle?Clinton Avenue?Martin Luther King Highway?Elm Street?
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