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(Duluth News Tribune)   You got a text from a drunk ex-girlfriend last night? Well, I got a text from a dead moose   ( ) divider line
    More: Strange, Minnesota Moose, Minnesota Department of Natural Resources, satellite phone, wildlife management, Minnesota, mooses  
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2609 clicks; posted to Geek » on 04 Jan 2013 at 9:56 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-04 08:06:50 PM  
A møøse once texted my sister....
2013-01-04 10:17:20 PM  

BKITU: A møøse once texted my sister....

Mynd you, møøse texts Kan be pretty nasti...
2013-01-04 10:44:15 PM  
Did he tell you the park was closed?
2013-01-04 10:49:32 PM  
Squirrel want threesome?
2013-01-04 11:03:54 PM  
Thank God for auto correct, it's pretty hard typing with moose knuckles.
2013-01-04 11:13:24 PM
They should be on the lookout for these two. In their defense all moose look alike.
2013-01-04 11:34:00 PM  
After the ield dressing necropsy, depending on the conclusion, perhaps they will make steaks and jerkey?
2013-01-04 11:52:35 PM  
2013-01-05 01:03:13 AM  
Was it the Burcowiches?

/obscure :(
2013-01-05 10:11:37 AM  
My guess: chronic wasting disease. Prions are terrifying.
2013-01-05 01:23:41 PM

Stupid mousse
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