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2013-01-04 04:04:22 PM  
Looks like someone drank the black goo

virtualborderland.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-04 04:11:15 PM  
Most frequently, limbal dermoids contain hair follicles, but they can also contain other tissues, including cartilage and sweat glands, Fromer said.

This explains why I cry when I exercise!
 
2013-01-04 04:11:51 PM  
...they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance."
 
2013-01-04 04:12:49 PM  

i1233.photobucket.com

 
2013-01-04 04:15:32 PM  
cdn1.hark.com

/obscure?
 
2013-01-04 04:15:45 PM  
I really need to go back in time and never open the link or this thread.
 
2013-01-04 05:05:23 PM  
Ah, pardon me. I'm going to have to go drink myself into oblivion after seeing the pictures in the link.

Carry on, all.
 
2013-01-04 06:09:38 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Looks like someone drank the black goo

[virtualborderland.files.wordpress.com image 580x304]


I had that same image up and ready to go. Great minds, etc.
 
2013-01-04 06:34:39 PM  
That's the root of the problem.
 
2013-01-04 06:35:39 PM  
Thats what happens when you give the ole hairy eye
 
2013-01-04 06:36:23 PM  
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
 
2013-01-04 06:36:30 PM  
I haven't clicked the link, thank goodness, because my mind is full enough of images of teratomas my medical student/doctor girlfriend showed me years ago. It didn't work out between us...I wonder what part those pictures played?
 
2013-01-04 06:36:32 PM  
It could be worse. Much, much worse.
 
2013-01-04 06:37:40 PM  
This is  Fox News...

*)
 
2013-01-04 06:38:13 PM  
DO NOT - I repeat DO NOT - open ArcadianRefugee's link. I beg of you all. Let my experience be warning to you.

I WILL NOT CLICK!
 
2013-01-04 06:39:02 PM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-04 06:39:36 PM  
ermadoesnotlivehere.files.wordpress.com

wow
 
2013-01-04 06:39:59 PM  
Fox News has officially turned into the Daily Mail.
 
2013-01-04 06:42:25 PM  
Why did I click on that?
 
2013-01-04 06:45:06 PM  
ITS TERRY THE TERATOMA!
 
2013-01-04 06:45:13 PM  
www.intelligentdental.com
 
2013-01-04 06:46:14 PM  
Mreh, I was expecting worse.
 
2013-01-04 06:46:52 PM  

Fista-Phobia: wow


Nice play Fista!
 
2013-01-04 06:49:22 PM  
I had a hairy eyeball on new years eve. Don't drink more than one.
 
2013-01-04 06:51:35 PM  

Apos: [i1233.photobucket.com image 640x512]


R.A.Danny: I really need to go back in time and never open the link or this thread.


Gonz: Ah, pardon me. I'm going to have to go drink myself into oblivion after seeing the pictures in the link.


ALL OF THE MOTHERFARKING ABOVE!



axeeugene: DO NOT - I repeat DO NOT - open ArcadianRefugee's link. I beg of you all. Let my experience be warning to you.

I WILL NOT CLICK!


It's Wikipedia, so the images aren't so bad. Mr. Hairy Eyeball's tumor is more unsettling even without the hair! Because it's on his MOTHERFARKING EYEBALL!
 
2013-01-04 06:51:55 PM  

Indubitably: This is  Fox News...

*)


P.S. This should be in quotes with some over-breathily-voiced-douchebaggery, no?
 
2013-01-04 06:53:18 PM  
Jesus Hairy Christ, I wish I didn't open that link. No no no no no no no no no...
 
2013-01-04 06:53:52 PM  

uncleacid: I had a hairy eyeball on new years eve. Don't drink more than one.


Is that anything like a Harvey Wallbanger Coupled with a double cartwheel to the Slammer?
 
2013-01-04 06:54:19 PM  
Goddamitsomuch.
 
2013-01-04 06:54:57 PM  

moops: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope


Why do you keep saying "open"?
 
2013-01-04 06:55:09 PM  
Quit clicking the link.
 
2013-01-04 06:56:48 PM  
Shaving the eyeball sounds like a testicle euphamism
 
2013-01-04 06:57:07 PM  
Since it could be any tissue I wonder if there was ever an eyeball on an eyball.
 
2013-01-04 06:57:49 PM  

Gonz: Ah, pardon me. I'm going to have to go drink myself into oblivion after seeing the pictures in the link.

Carry on, all.


Dinner tasted good an hour back, not so good after I clicked on that link.

/urp
///curried fish balls, ironically.
 
2013-01-04 06:58:01 PM  

moops: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope


If you remove the first 'n', and place it at the end, guess what it says?
openopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopen

i wish i had not opened the link.
 
2013-01-04 06:58:05 PM  
womenshealth.gov

It's a piece of his knuckle.
 
2013-01-04 06:59:44 PM  
img692.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-04 06:59:45 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Apos: [i1233.photobucket.com image 640x512]

R.A.Danny: I really need to go back in time and never open the link or this thread.

Gonz: Ah, pardon me. I'm going to have to go drink myself into oblivion after seeing the pictures in the link.

ALL OF THE MOTHERFARKING ABOVE!

axeeugene: DO NOT - I repeat DO NOT - open ArcadianRefugee's link. I beg of you all. Let my experience be warning to you.

I WILL NOT CLICK!

It's Wikipedia, so the images aren't so bad. Mr. Hairy Eyeball's tumor is more unsettling even without the hair! Because it's on his MOTHERFARKING EYEBALL!


It's not the imagery; it's the knowledge. There are things most would rather not know. There are worse things than having hair on your eye.
 
2013-01-04 07:01:29 PM  
koolcampus.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-04 07:05:05 PM  
Nope.
 
2013-01-04 07:05:33 PM  
Since I watched "Le Chien Andalou" I never ever click on anything that mentions "eyeball" and any permutation of "cut" in the same sentence.
 
2013-01-04 07:06:09 PM  
GAH!
 
2013-01-04 07:07:07 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Since I watched "Le Chien Andalou" I never ever click on anything that mentions "eyeball" and any permutation of "cut" in the same sentence.


Aha!
 
2013-01-04 07:07:22 PM  
The Terminator would have taken care of it, Himself
 
2013-01-04 07:07:43 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: moops: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

Why do you keep saying "open"?

openopenopen
 
2013-01-04 07:08:58 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Apos: [i1233.photobucket.com image 640x512]

R.A.Danny: I really need to go back in time and never open the link or this thread.

Gonz: Ah, pardon me. I'm going to have to go drink myself into oblivion after seeing the pictures in the link.

ALL OF THE MOTHERFARKING ABOVE!

axeeugene: DO NOT - I repeat DO NOT - open ArcadianRefugee's link. I beg of you all. Let my experience be warning to you.

I WILL NOT CLICK!

It's Wikipedia, so the images aren't so bad. Mr. Hairy Eyeball's tumor is more unsettling even without the hair! Because it's on his MOTHERFARKING EYEBALL!

It's not the imagery; it's the knowledge. There are things most would rather not know. There are worse things than having hair on your eye.


Oh, hell yeah! That's why I didn't READ the Wiki page. But the images aren't so bad.
 
2013-01-04 07:09:12 PM  

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Since I watched "Le Chien Andalou" I never ever click on anything that mentions "eyeball" and any permutation of "cut" in the same sentence.

Aha!


You think me mad, but I am not about to look at anything that gross ever again.
 
2013-01-04 07:10:58 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 07:12:15 PM  
Intelligent Design?

Really?
 
2013-01-04 07:12:48 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Since I watched "Le Chien Andalou" I never ever click on anything that mentions "eyeball" and any permutation of "cut" in the same sentence.

Aha!

You think me mad, but I am not about to look at anything that gross ever again.


No, I don't. I just observe you being smart. I like that.

*smooch*

*)
 
2013-01-04 07:13:19 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Oh, hell yeah! That's why I didn't READ the Wiki page.


You know you wanna.
 
2013-01-04 07:13:27 PM  
I've seen Lemon Party and other bad things at the End of the Internet. A hairy eyeball doesn't phase me.
 
2013-01-04 07:13:50 PM  

2wolves: Intelligent Design?

Really?


It's from the Dept. of Oxymoron...

*)
 
2013-01-04 07:14:20 PM  
I wouldn't shave my eyeball. I'd go with a wax job or the epilady. Laser hair removal if you want to spend the big bucks.
 
2013-01-04 07:14:23 PM  
That's not so bad.
 
2013-01-04 07:14:43 PM  
those tumors can grow teeth, too. just about anything that is part of the human body, they can grow.

i always wondered why they couldn't be forced to grow something the patient might need...
 
2013-01-04 07:14:54 PM  

katerbug72: That's not so bad.


Put it in the food.
 
2013-01-04 07:17:38 PM  

Boudica's War Tampon: those tumors can grow teeth, too. just about anything that is part of the human body, they can grow.

i always wondered why they couldn't be forced to grow something the patient might need...


Organization. To grow a hair, you need a few hundred cells to form the follicle; hair growth will then follow. But to grow an organ? Whole helluva lot more cells needed working in concert.
 
2013-01-04 07:17:48 PM  
Does the carpet match your eyeball?
 
2013-01-04 07:19:21 PM  

Indubitably: katerbug72: That's not so bad.

Put it in the food.


Oh, wait, they  do.
 
2013-01-04 07:21:00 PM  
warwickcasculture.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-04 07:21:58 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: It could be worse. Much, much worse.


Yeah, I'm an optometrist, I've seen worse. Maybe not this week, but I've seen it.

/Read worse on Fark for that matter.
//Did Daddy eat these, too?
 
2013-01-04 07:22:26 PM  

BronyMedic: ITS TERRY THE TERATOMA!


Wow, and here I thought I'm the only one who ever saw that cartoon!
 
2013-01-04 07:23:26 PM  
Does the carpet match your eyeball?

That is funny
 
2013-01-04 07:28:16 PM  
This was bound to happen, most Iranians are furballs and this was the last frontier.
 
2013-01-04 07:28:31 PM  

Eirik: ArcadianRefugee: It could be worse. Much, much worse.

Yeah, I'm an optometrist, I've seen worse. Maybe not this week, but I've seen it.

/Read worse on Fark for that matter.
//Did Daddy eat these, too?


makes a note to never ever be an optometrist...
 
2013-01-04 07:29:35 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Le Chien Andalou


i've seen worse.
 
2013-01-04 07:30:11 PM  
i911.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 07:34:00 PM  
To fox
 
2013-01-04 07:38:55 PM  
We get a nursing magazine every week that only show abnormalities. Truly awful
 
2013-01-04 07:40:35 PM  
no reference to Un Chien Andalou yet?

for shame.
 
2013-01-04 07:44:41 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Oh, hell yeah! That's why I didn't READ the Wiki page.

You know you wanna.


[howaboutnobear.jpg]
 
2013-01-04 07:49:01 PM  
I'll be in my bunk
/super hawt
 
2013-01-04 07:49:45 PM  
You guys are pussies.
 
2013-01-04 07:56:51 PM  

axeeugene: I haven't clicked the link, thank goodness, because my mind is full enough of images of teratomas my medical student/doctor girlfriend showed me years ago. It didn't work out between us...I wonder what part those pictures played?


None... she dump you because you're a loser
 
2013-01-04 08:01:31 PM  

b0rscht: You guys are pussies.


I'll willingly accede to this if you can erase

Botflies
Cymothoa exigua
The aforementioned Teratoma
and
The Surinam Toad

from my memory forever.

I'd rather be a pussy than have my dreams haunted by these horrors.

BTW, NOT CLICKING THOSE LINKS would be wise for the rest of you pussies.
 
2013-01-04 08:03:50 PM  

Gonz: Ah, pardon me. I'm going to have to go drink myself into oblivion after seeing the pictures in the link.

Carry on, all.


Indeed. That was horrible. Time for whiskey.
 
2013-01-04 08:05:01 PM  

thenooch: axeeugene: I haven't clicked the link, thank goodness, because my mind is full enough of images of teratomas my medical student/doctor girlfriend showed me years ago. It didn't work out between us...I wonder what part those pictures played?

None... she dump you because you're a loser


Haha. That may be true, BUT AT LEAST I CAN SPELL, goddamn it.

/ad hominem is all I have left...boo hoo.
 
pc
2013-01-04 08:28:15 PM  
Link
Gracias merci
 
2013-01-04 09:10:10 PM  

XplodedSynapses: Gyrfalcon: Le Chien Andalou

i've seen worse.


I stay away from the German XXX porn sites for just that reason.
 
2013-01-04 09:27:17 PM  

pc: Link
Gracias merci


I haven't seen Un Chien Andalou in 35 years. CURSE YOU! GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
 
2013-01-04 10:29:44 PM  
www.rockcellarmagazine.com

Fortunately Salvador Dali came up with a really simple cure, I'm surprised no one has posted it yet.
 
2013-01-04 10:51:13 PM  

axeeugene: b0rscht: You guys are pussies.

I'll willingly accede to this if you can erase

Botflies
Cymothoa exigua
The aforementioned Teratoma
and
The Surinam Toad

from my memory forever.

I'd rather be a pussy than have my dreams haunted by these horrors.

BTW, NOT CLICKING THOSE LINKS would be wise for the rest of you pussies.


Oh yeah?

Try getting this out of your head.

Won't cause nightmares though.
 
2013-01-04 11:09:17 PM  

iq_in_binary: axeeugene: b0rscht: You guys are pussies.

I'll willingly accede to this if you can erase

Botflies
Cymothoa exigua
The aforementioned Teratoma
and
The Surinam Toad

from my memory forever.

I'd rather be a pussy than have my dreams haunted by these horrors.

BTW, NOT CLICKING THOSE LINKS would be wise for the rest of you pussies.

Oh yeah?

Try getting this out of your head.

Won't cause nightmares though.


I have the reflexes of a cat, and was able to close the page in time...
 
2013-01-04 11:34:37 PM  
Dont know about you but
I am un chein andelusia!
A ha ha ho !!
 
2013-01-04 11:47:17 PM  
I know a guy who has a prosthetic eyeball. Cat sometimes plays with it and knocks it under the dresser. But I digress.

At some point in the past, he had to get a skin graft in his eye socket. They took skin from his thigh to do the graft. It took really well, and the hair follicles survived. Every once in a while he has To trim back the hair in his eye socket or it grows so long it shows in the corner of his eye.
CSS
 
2013-01-05 12:01:04 AM  

R.A.Danny: I really need to go back in time and never open the link or this thread.

.

No shiat. So disgusting.
 
2013-01-05 12:19:06 AM  

Eirik: ArcadianRefugee: It could be worse. Much, much worse.

Yeah, I'm an optometrist, I've seen worse. Maybe not this week, but I've seen it.

/Read worse on Fark for that matter.
//Did Daddy eat these, too?


*Raises glass in professional courtesy*

Yeah, the pic doesn't look that bad. Heck, it doesn't look much worse than say, a hairy plica. Somehow I expected to see a bloody melanoma with a was of hair that looks like what you fished out of your bathtub drain based on the fark comments.
 
2013-01-05 01:38:17 AM  

OscarTamerz: Fortunately Salvador Dali came up with a really simple cure, I'm surprised no one has posted it yet.


Son of a ... GAH...

The article didn't distrub me much, but that sure as Fark did.

/Thank you for the new nightmare...
 
2013-01-05 01:39:24 AM  
As a rule, I do not open links from Faux News.
 
2013-01-05 02:28:02 AM  

2wolves: Intelligent Design?

Really?


"Here, let's give this asshole a tumor on his eye that makes it grow hair. It'll drive him nuts!"

The spirits might just have a sadistic streak. Who knows?
 
2013-01-05 02:31:12 AM  

Mark Ratner: I wouldn't shave my eyeball. I'd go with a wax job or the epilady. Laser hair removal if you want to spend the big bucks.


...is...is my eye supposed to itch after reading that?
 
2013-01-05 06:50:34 AM  
I have seen worse. Far far worse. On daytime TV.
 
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