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2013-01-04 07:13:19 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Oh, hell yeah! That's why I didn't READ the Wiki page.


You know you wanna.
 
2013-01-04 07:13:27 PM  
I've seen Lemon Party and other bad things at the End of the Internet. A hairy eyeball doesn't phase me.
 
2013-01-04 07:13:50 PM  

2wolves: Intelligent Design?

Really?


It's from the Dept. of Oxymoron...

*)
 
2013-01-04 07:14:20 PM  
I wouldn't shave my eyeball. I'd go with a wax job or the epilady. Laser hair removal if you want to spend the big bucks.
 
2013-01-04 07:14:23 PM  
That's not so bad.
 
2013-01-04 07:14:43 PM  
those tumors can grow teeth, too. just about anything that is part of the human body, they can grow.

i always wondered why they couldn't be forced to grow something the patient might need...
 
2013-01-04 07:14:54 PM  

katerbug72: That's not so bad.


Put it in the food.
 
2013-01-04 07:17:38 PM  

Boudica's War Tampon: those tumors can grow teeth, too. just about anything that is part of the human body, they can grow.

i always wondered why they couldn't be forced to grow something the patient might need...


Organization. To grow a hair, you need a few hundred cells to form the follicle; hair growth will then follow. But to grow an organ? Whole helluva lot more cells needed working in concert.
 
2013-01-04 07:17:48 PM  
Does the carpet match your eyeball?
 
2013-01-04 07:19:21 PM  

Indubitably: katerbug72: That's not so bad.

Put it in the food.


Oh, wait, they  do.
 
2013-01-04 07:21:00 PM  
warwickcasculture.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-04 07:21:58 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: It could be worse. Much, much worse.


Yeah, I'm an optometrist, I've seen worse. Maybe not this week, but I've seen it.

/Read worse on Fark for that matter.
//Did Daddy eat these, too?
 
2013-01-04 07:22:26 PM  

BronyMedic: ITS TERRY THE TERATOMA!


Wow, and here I thought I'm the only one who ever saw that cartoon!
 
2013-01-04 07:23:26 PM  
Does the carpet match your eyeball?

That is funny
 
2013-01-04 07:28:16 PM  
This was bound to happen, most Iranians are furballs and this was the last frontier.
 
2013-01-04 07:28:31 PM  

Eirik: ArcadianRefugee: It could be worse. Much, much worse.

Yeah, I'm an optometrist, I've seen worse. Maybe not this week, but I've seen it.

/Read worse on Fark for that matter.
//Did Daddy eat these, too?


makes a note to never ever be an optometrist...
 
2013-01-04 07:29:35 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Le Chien Andalou


i've seen worse.
 
2013-01-04 07:30:11 PM  
i911.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 07:34:00 PM  
To fox
 
2013-01-04 07:38:55 PM  
We get a nursing magazine every week that only show abnormalities. Truly awful
 
2013-01-04 07:40:35 PM  
no reference to Un Chien Andalou yet?

for shame.
 
2013-01-04 07:44:41 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Oh, hell yeah! That's why I didn't READ the Wiki page.

You know you wanna.


[howaboutnobear.jpg]
 
2013-01-04 07:49:01 PM  
I'll be in my bunk
/super hawt
 
2013-01-04 07:49:45 PM  
You guys are pussies.
 
2013-01-04 07:56:51 PM  

axeeugene: I haven't clicked the link, thank goodness, because my mind is full enough of images of teratomas my medical student/doctor girlfriend showed me years ago. It didn't work out between us...I wonder what part those pictures played?


None... she dump you because you're a loser
 
2013-01-04 08:01:31 PM  

b0rscht: You guys are pussies.


I'll willingly accede to this if you can erase

Botflies
Cymothoa exigua
The aforementioned Teratoma
and
The Surinam Toad

from my memory forever.

I'd rather be a pussy than have my dreams haunted by these horrors.

BTW, NOT CLICKING THOSE LINKS would be wise for the rest of you pussies.
 
2013-01-04 08:03:50 PM  

Gonz: Ah, pardon me. I'm going to have to go drink myself into oblivion after seeing the pictures in the link.

Carry on, all.


Indeed. That was horrible. Time for whiskey.
 
2013-01-04 08:05:01 PM  

thenooch: axeeugene: I haven't clicked the link, thank goodness, because my mind is full enough of images of teratomas my medical student/doctor girlfriend showed me years ago. It didn't work out between us...I wonder what part those pictures played?

None... she dump you because you're a loser


Haha. That may be true, BUT AT LEAST I CAN SPELL, goddamn it.

/ad hominem is all I have left...boo hoo.
 
pc
2013-01-04 08:28:15 PM  
Link
Gracias merci
 
2013-01-04 09:10:10 PM  

XplodedSynapses: Gyrfalcon: Le Chien Andalou

i've seen worse.


I stay away from the German XXX porn sites for just that reason.
 
2013-01-04 09:27:17 PM  

pc: Link
Gracias merci


I haven't seen Un Chien Andalou in 35 years. CURSE YOU! GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
 
2013-01-04 10:29:44 PM  
www.rockcellarmagazine.com

Fortunately Salvador Dali came up with a really simple cure, I'm surprised no one has posted it yet.
 
2013-01-04 10:51:13 PM  

axeeugene: b0rscht: You guys are pussies.

I'll willingly accede to this if you can erase

Botflies
Cymothoa exigua
The aforementioned Teratoma
and
The Surinam Toad

from my memory forever.

I'd rather be a pussy than have my dreams haunted by these horrors.

BTW, NOT CLICKING THOSE LINKS would be wise for the rest of you pussies.


Oh yeah?

Try getting this out of your head.

Won't cause nightmares though.
 
2013-01-04 11:09:17 PM  

iq_in_binary: axeeugene: b0rscht: You guys are pussies.

I'll willingly accede to this if you can erase

Botflies
Cymothoa exigua
The aforementioned Teratoma
and
The Surinam Toad

from my memory forever.

I'd rather be a pussy than have my dreams haunted by these horrors.

BTW, NOT CLICKING THOSE LINKS would be wise for the rest of you pussies.

Oh yeah?

Try getting this out of your head.

Won't cause nightmares though.


I have the reflexes of a cat, and was able to close the page in time...
 
2013-01-04 11:34:37 PM  
Dont know about you but
I am un chein andelusia!
A ha ha ho !!
 
2013-01-04 11:47:17 PM  
I know a guy who has a prosthetic eyeball. Cat sometimes plays with it and knocks it under the dresser. But I digress.

At some point in the past, he had to get a skin graft in his eye socket. They took skin from his thigh to do the graft. It took really well, and the hair follicles survived. Every once in a while he has To trim back the hair in his eye socket or it grows so long it shows in the corner of his eye.
CSS
 
2013-01-05 12:01:04 AM  

R.A.Danny: I really need to go back in time and never open the link or this thread.

.

No shiat. So disgusting.
 
2013-01-05 12:19:06 AM  

Eirik: ArcadianRefugee: It could be worse. Much, much worse.

Yeah, I'm an optometrist, I've seen worse. Maybe not this week, but I've seen it.

/Read worse on Fark for that matter.
//Did Daddy eat these, too?


*Raises glass in professional courtesy*

Yeah, the pic doesn't look that bad. Heck, it doesn't look much worse than say, a hairy plica. Somehow I expected to see a bloody melanoma with a was of hair that looks like what you fished out of your bathtub drain based on the fark comments.
 
2013-01-05 01:38:17 AM  

OscarTamerz: Fortunately Salvador Dali came up with a really simple cure, I'm surprised no one has posted it yet.


Son of a ... GAH...

The article didn't distrub me much, but that sure as Fark did.

/Thank you for the new nightmare...
 
2013-01-05 01:39:24 AM  
As a rule, I do not open links from Faux News.
 
2013-01-05 02:28:02 AM  

2wolves: Intelligent Design?

Really?


"Here, let's give this asshole a tumor on his eye that makes it grow hair. It'll drive him nuts!"

The spirits might just have a sadistic streak. Who knows?
 
2013-01-05 02:31:12 AM  

Mark Ratner: I wouldn't shave my eyeball. I'd go with a wax job or the epilady. Laser hair removal if you want to spend the big bucks.


...is...is my eye supposed to itch after reading that?
 
2013-01-05 06:50:34 AM  
I have seen worse. Far far worse. On daytime TV.
 
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