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2013-01-04 04:04:22 PM
Looks like someone drank the black goo

virtualborderland.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-04 04:11:15 PM
Most frequently, limbal dermoids contain hair follicles, but they can also contain other tissues, including cartilage and sweat glands, Fromer said.

This explains why I cry when I exercise!
 
2013-01-04 04:11:51 PM
...they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance."
 
2013-01-04 04:12:49 PM
i1233.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 04:15:32 PM
cdn1.hark.com

/obscure?
 
2013-01-04 04:15:45 PM
I really need to go back in time and never open the link or this thread.
 
2013-01-04 05:05:23 PM
Ah, pardon me. I'm going to have to go drink myself into oblivion after seeing the pictures in the link.

Carry on, all.
 
2013-01-04 06:09:38 PM

scottydoesntknow: Looks like someone drank the black goo

[virtualborderland.files.wordpress.com image 580x304]


I had that same image up and ready to go. Great minds, etc.
 
2013-01-04 06:34:39 PM
That's the root of the problem.
 
2013-01-04 06:35:39 PM
Thats what happens when you give the ole hairy eye
 
2013-01-04 06:36:23 PM
nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
 
2013-01-04 06:36:30 PM
I haven't clicked the link, thank goodness, because my mind is full enough of images of teratomas my medical student/doctor girlfriend showed me years ago. It didn't work out between us...I wonder what part those pictures played?
 
2013-01-04 06:36:32 PM
It could be worse. Much, much worse.
 
2013-01-04 06:37:40 PM
This is  Fox News...

*)
 
2013-01-04 06:38:13 PM
DO NOT - I repeat DO NOT - open ArcadianRefugee's link. I beg of you all. Let my experience be warning to you.

I WILL NOT CLICK!
 
2013-01-04 06:39:02 PM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-04 06:39:36 PM
ermadoesnotlivehere.files.wordpress.com

wow
 
2013-01-04 06:39:59 PM
Fox News has officially turned into the Daily Mail.
 
2013-01-04 06:42:25 PM
Why did I click on that?
 
2013-01-04 06:45:06 PM
ITS TERRY THE TERATOMA!
 
2013-01-04 06:45:13 PM
www.intelligentdental.com
 
2013-01-04 06:46:14 PM
Mreh, I was expecting worse.
 
2013-01-04 06:46:52 PM

Fista-Phobia: wow


Nice play Fista!
 
2013-01-04 06:49:22 PM
I had a hairy eyeball on new years eve. Don't drink more than one.
 
2013-01-04 06:51:35 PM

Apos: [i1233.photobucket.com image 640x512]


R.A.Danny: I really need to go back in time and never open the link or this thread.


Gonz: Ah, pardon me. I'm going to have to go drink myself into oblivion after seeing the pictures in the link.


ALL OF THE MOTHERFARKING ABOVE!


axeeugene: DO NOT - I repeat DO NOT - open ArcadianRefugee's link. I beg of you all. Let my experience be warning to you.

I WILL NOT CLICK!


It's Wikipedia, so the images aren't so bad. Mr. Hairy Eyeball's tumor is more unsettling even without the hair! Because it's on his MOTHERFARKING EYEBALL!
 
2013-01-04 06:51:55 PM

Indubitably: This is  Fox News...

*)


P.S. This should be in quotes with some over-breathily-voiced-douchebaggery, no?
 
2013-01-04 06:53:18 PM
Jesus Hairy Christ, I wish I didn't open that link. No no no no no no no no no...
 
2013-01-04 06:53:52 PM

uncleacid: I had a hairy eyeball on new years eve. Don't drink more than one.


Is that anything like a Harvey Wallbanger Coupled with a double cartwheel to the Slammer?
 
2013-01-04 06:54:19 PM
Goddamitsomuch.
 
2013-01-04 06:54:57 PM

moops: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope


Why do you keep saying "open"?
 
2013-01-04 06:55:09 PM
Quit clicking the link.
 
2013-01-04 06:56:48 PM
Shaving the eyeball sounds like a testicle euphamism
 
2013-01-04 06:57:07 PM
Since it could be any tissue I wonder if there was ever an eyeball on an eyball.
 
2013-01-04 06:57:49 PM

Gonz: Ah, pardon me. I'm going to have to go drink myself into oblivion after seeing the pictures in the link.

Carry on, all.


Dinner tasted good an hour back, not so good after I clicked on that link.

/urp
///curried fish balls, ironically.
 
2013-01-04 06:58:01 PM

moops: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope


If you remove the first 'n', and place it at the end, guess what it says?
openopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopen

i wish i had not opened the link.
 
2013-01-04 06:58:05 PM
womenshealth.gov

It's a piece of his knuckle.
 
2013-01-04 06:59:44 PM
img692.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-04 06:59:45 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Apos: [i1233.photobucket.com image 640x512]

R.A.Danny: I really need to go back in time and never open the link or this thread.

Gonz: Ah, pardon me. I'm going to have to go drink myself into oblivion after seeing the pictures in the link.

ALL OF THE MOTHERFARKING ABOVE!

axeeugene: DO NOT - I repeat DO NOT - open ArcadianRefugee's link. I beg of you all. Let my experience be warning to you.

I WILL NOT CLICK!

It's Wikipedia, so the images aren't so bad. Mr. Hairy Eyeball's tumor is more unsettling even without the hair! Because it's on his MOTHERFARKING EYEBALL!


It's not the imagery; it's the knowledge. There are things most would rather not know. There are worse things than having hair on your eye.
 
2013-01-04 07:01:29 PM
koolcampus.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-04 07:05:05 PM
Nope.
 
2013-01-04 07:05:33 PM
Since I watched "Le Chien Andalou" I never ever click on anything that mentions "eyeball" and any permutation of "cut" in the same sentence.
 
2013-01-04 07:06:09 PM
GAH!
 
2013-01-04 07:07:07 PM

Gyrfalcon: Since I watched "Le Chien Andalou" I never ever click on anything that mentions "eyeball" and any permutation of "cut" in the same sentence.


Aha!
 
2013-01-04 07:07:22 PM
The Terminator would have taken care of it, Himself
 
2013-01-04 07:07:43 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: moops: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

Why do you keep saying "open"?

openopenopen
 
2013-01-04 07:08:58 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Apos: [i1233.photobucket.com image 640x512]

R.A.Danny: I really need to go back in time and never open the link or this thread.

Gonz: Ah, pardon me. I'm going to have to go drink myself into oblivion after seeing the pictures in the link.

ALL OF THE MOTHERFARKING ABOVE!

axeeugene: DO NOT - I repeat DO NOT - open ArcadianRefugee's link. I beg of you all. Let my experience be warning to you.

I WILL NOT CLICK!

It's Wikipedia, so the images aren't so bad. Mr. Hairy Eyeball's tumor is more unsettling even without the hair! Because it's on his MOTHERFARKING EYEBALL!

It's not the imagery; it's the knowledge. There are things most would rather not know. There are worse things than having hair on your eye.


Oh, hell yeah! That's why I didn't READ the Wiki page. But the images aren't so bad.
 
2013-01-04 07:09:12 PM

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Since I watched "Le Chien Andalou" I never ever click on anything that mentions "eyeball" and any permutation of "cut" in the same sentence.

Aha!


You think me mad, but I am not about to look at anything that gross ever again.
 
2013-01-04 07:10:58 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-04 07:12:15 PM
Intelligent Design?

Really?
 
2013-01-04 07:12:48 PM

Gyrfalcon: Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: Since I watched "Le Chien Andalou" I never ever click on anything that mentions "eyeball" and any permutation of "cut" in the same sentence.

Aha!

You think me mad, but I am not about to look at anything that gross ever again.


No, I don't. I just observe you being smart. I like that.

*smooch*

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