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(E! Online)   Man eats Denny's entire Hobbit-themed menu in 20 minutes, demands elevensies   (eonline.com) divider line 58
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2013-01-04 10:48:35 PM

Uzzah: I was curious as to just what the full Hobbit Menu entails:

Build Your Own Hobbit Slam®: your choice of four of the following - Pumpkin Patch Pancakes (2), Bacon Strips (2), Buttermilk Biscuit, Buttermilk Pancakes (2), Eggs (2), English Muffin, Grits, Hash Browns, Oatmeal, Sausage Links (2), Slices of Toast (2), Turkey Bacon Strips (2). Fit Fare® Options: Chicken Sausage Patty (1), Egg Whites (2), Hearty Wheat Pancakes (2). Premium Items (requires additional cost): NEW! Seed Cake French Toast, NEW! Shire Sausage, Grilled Ham Slice, Seasonal Fruit (Selection may vary), Yogurt

Hobbit Hole Breakfast: Two eggs fried right into the center of grilled Cheddar bun halves. Served with two strips of bacon and crispy hash browns topped with melted shredded Cheddar cheese and bacon

Shire Sausage Skillet: a savory Shire sausage with seasoned red-skinned potatoes, sautéed mushrooms and fire-roasted peppers and onions served on a sizzling skillet. Topped with shredded Cheddar cheese and two eggs cooked the way you like.

Frodo's Pot Roast Skillet: Slow-cooked pot roast, herb-roasted carrots, celery, mushrooms and onions over broccoli and seasoned red-skinned potatoes served on a hot sizzling skillet. Topped with shredded Cheddar cheese and served with dinner bread.

The Ring Burger: A hand-pressed burger topped with Pepper Jack cheese, bacon, sautéed mushrooms and mayo on a grilled Cheddar cheese bun. Crowned with three crispy onion rings and served with lettuce, tomato, red onions, pickles and a side of wavy-cut French fries.

Gandalf's Gobble Melt: Tender sliced turkey breast and savory stuffing topped with melted Swiss cheese placed on grilled potato bread with a cranberry honey mustard spread. Served with your choice of side and gravy for dipping.

Dwarves' Turkey & Dressing Dinner: Tender sliced turkey breast, savory stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce served with your choice of two sides and dinner bread. (Senior Size Serving available.)

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Pancake puppies are basically balls of fried pancake dough. Like hush puppies, but with pancakes. They're not 'super deep fried', but ideally lightly fried to get the dough cooked all the way through and not terrible death greasy. But they're chock full of sugar and sugar-things and I think cream cheese, covered with powdered sugar, and then served with icing to dunk them in.

Ok for a sweet appetizer to split, but I wouldn't eat them solo even as a desert without feeling guilty (and I'm a fat sugar-loving dude).
 
2013-01-04 11:41:48 PM

gittlebass: man, subby missed elvensies. for shame


Okay, I still don't get it. Can somebody please 'splain to me?
 
2013-01-05 12:31:09 AM
Sorry, I meant to read the article, but I got distracted by Jessica's boobs.
 
2013-01-05 06:26:55 AM
Some people had some funny responses here, but I think fark needs a different tab for stories like this. "Revolting Yahoos" maybe.

But "Geek"? Can't see it.
 
2013-01-05 09:43:55 AM
"Former bodybuilder" = Current full time fatso.
 
2013-01-05 10:44:34 AM

WinnebagoHonor: gittlebass: man, subby missed elvensies. for shame

Okay, I still don't get it. Can somebody please 'splain to me?


It's from the lord of the rings books. Hobbits eat about 40 meals a day. It's a hobbit themed menu.
 
2013-01-05 01:55:21 PM

borg: Dragonflew: davidphogan:
Why would any restaurant serve people a dish called any kind of hole?

What about a restaurant that has a RAT as a mascot?

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Chuck E. Cheese is a mouse.


He was a cigar-smoking rat from New Jersey when the chain opened in the 70s and the restaurant's name was almost "Rick Rat's Pizza". Downplay it all you want, that's a rat.
 
2013-01-05 02:50:43 PM

Dragonflew: davidphogan:
Why would any restaurant serve people a dish called any kind of hole?

What about a restaurant that has a RAT as a mascot?

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www.reuther.wayne.edu

Bray's burgers?
 
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