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(E! Online)   Man eats Denny's entire Hobbit-themed menu in 20 minutes, demands elevensies   (eonline.com) divider line 58
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2013-01-04 03:45:14 PM
Watch your back, Joey Chestnut!
 
2013-01-04 03:45:52 PM
Oh hi Denny
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-04 03:51:14 PM
It's a wonder he didn't end up in the bathroom later, talking to Gandaaaaalf on the big white, porcelain phone.
 
2013-01-04 04:05:45 PM

phlegmmo: It's a wonder he didn't end up in the bathroom later, talking to Gandaaaaalf on the big white, porcelain phone.


YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
 
2013-01-04 04:15:28 PM
parkinglotconfessional.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-04 04:23:35 PM

phlegmmo: It's a wonder he didn't end up in the bathroom later, talking to Gandaaaaalf on the big white, porcelain phone.


We come to it at last. The great battle bowel movement of our time.
 
2013-01-04 04:38:45 PM
"I wish none of this had happened," a visibly ill Jaime "The Bear" McDonald said shortly after finishing the meal.

"So do all who live to see such times," said a passing waitress, adding "but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. And you decided to be an idiot"
 
2013-01-04 04:43:14 PM
I ate the "Hobbit Hole" breakfast at Denny's it wasn't bad.

I wonder the amount of calories and sodium in it, though.
 
2013-01-04 05:04:06 PM
He didn't even have to do that dipping in water/Kool Aid that those pussy hot dog guys have to do.  And it wasn't nearly as gross.  He even used utensils!
 
2013-01-04 05:04:20 PM
Again?  I thought he would have learned his lesson the first time.
 
2013-01-04 05:20:21 PM

BunkoSquad: phlegmmo: It's a wonder he didn't end up in the bathroom later, talking to Gandaaaaalf on the big white, porcelain phone.

YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS


Nice!
 
2013-01-04 05:52:51 PM

vernonFL: I ate the "Hobbit Hole" breakfast at Denny's it wasn't bad.


That's because it means comfort.
 
2013-01-04 05:53:04 PM

farkingismybusiness: [parkinglotconfessional.files.wordpress.com image 545x362]


Always tell my wife this, ahahahaha

/with the glasses
//LASIK
/// X = 3 slashy = x
 
2013-01-04 05:53:40 PM

JolobinSmokin: farkingismybusiness: [parkinglotconfessional.files.wordpress.com image 545x362]

Always tell my wife this, ahahahaha

/with without the glasses
//LASIK
/// X = 3 slashy = x

 
2013-01-04 05:53:57 PM
perhaps the long day stuck at a different cube than i normally work at is making me crazy but this thread is making me lol
 
2013-01-04 06:04:51 PM
weblogs.sun-sentinel.com
 
2013-01-04 06:10:46 PM
Man I'd love to try it but...

WE CAN'T EAT DENNY'S FOOD!
www.lackofstyle.com
WE MUST STAAAARVE!
 
2013-01-04 06:14:40 PM
Red velvet pancakes? That sounds nasty.
 
2013-01-04 06:16:00 PM
Must have been impatient if he ate the menu
 
2013-01-04 06:16:25 PM
Ah good. A time lapse video of a man eating.

Let's keep that going.
 
2013-01-04 06:20:39 PM
What's his fark handle?
 
2013-01-04 06:25:38 PM
Does no one else find "competitive eating" revolting? Not just because of the urp factor, but just because of the very concept of turning rampant over-consumption into entertainment, even as millions go hungry in this country?
 
2013-01-04 06:29:20 PM

Plant Rights Activist: Red velvet pancakes? That sounds nasty.


Chocolate pancakes with a shiat ton of food coloring, whats wrong with that?

/i dont get the sudden hype about red velvet, but its not gross
//unless its this
///which ive made...
 
2013-01-04 06:30:01 PM

gingerjet: What's his fark handle?


He probably trolls.
 
2013-01-04 06:30:33 PM
Don't forget tea, luncheon, dinner, and supper.
 
2013-01-04 06:35:31 PM
Taters? What's taters, Precious?
 
2013-01-04 06:36:18 PM
Gluttony isn't a sport, nor is it an admirable trait.
"Competitive" eating is a disgrace.
 
2013-01-04 06:42:48 PM
Where is the funeral? We should send flowers.
 
2013-01-04 06:51:01 PM
the LOLs! the LOLs are coming!
 
2013-01-04 06:56:32 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Gluttony isn't a sport, nor is it an admirable trait.
"Competitive" eating is a disgrace.


firedaily.com
 
2013-01-04 07:03:04 PM
"...allegedly took him three tries to complete due to the camera overheating."

You know you're eating wrong when the camera shuts down to avoid a heart attack.
 
2013-01-04 07:06:05 PM

BigLuca: God-is-a-Taco: Gluttony isn't a sport, nor is it an admirable trait.
"Competitive" eating is a disgrace.

[firedaily.com image 299x223]


Forgive him, he's groaking.
 
2013-01-04 07:19:08 PM
 
2013-01-04 07:28:23 PM

FormlessOne: Does no one else find "competitive eating" revolting? Not just because of the urp factor, but just because of the very concept of turning rampant over-consumption into entertainment, even as millions go hungry in this country?


Between graduating from high school and starting college I worked at a restaurant.

I came down with a stomach bug but, despite the issues of working around food while ill, I wasn't given the day off nor allowed to leave early and had to make frequent trips to the restroom to vomit.

There were a few TVs around the bar and there happened to be one of the big eating competitions on the sports channel.

It's bad enough for customers to have to watch that while eating, but every time I caught a glimpse of people stuffing their face with spaghetti and hot dogs I had to resist the urge to vomit right there.

On a good note, the manager who wouldn't let me go home and that joked that I was probably just hungover ended up with whatever I had and I got to watch him in his worn-out misery.

/S-CSB
 
2013-01-04 07:32:55 PM
www.ynaija.com
May we touch your eating contest prize?
Please?
 
2013-01-04 07:32:55 PM
These pro eater guys must have the most awesome shiats.
 
2013-01-04 07:58:12 PM

BumpInTheNight: May we touch your eating contest prize?
Please?


Damn you Denny's! Why didn't you send those pancakes to those hungry kids
 
2013-01-04 08:26:33 PM
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2013-01-04 08:41:19 PM

vernonFL: I ate the "Hobbit Hole" breakfast at Denny's it wasn't bad.

I wonder the amount of calories and sodium in it, though.


Why would any restaurant serve people a dish called any kind of hole?
 
2013-01-04 08:42:18 PM
I wish I could get away with eating all that shiat all the time.  Sigh
 
2013-01-04 08:43:02 PM
Drink your coffee; there are children SLEEPING in third world countries.
 
2013-01-04 09:15:58 PM
man, subby missed elvensies. for shame
 
2013-01-04 09:29:57 PM
IHOP is nasty
 
2013-01-04 09:46:23 PM

unyon: Again?  I thought he would have learned his lesson the first time.


This, seriously this was in the news like last week or something.


The funniest jokes from the YouTube comments that I remember are:

What about second breakfast?

and

This video should be called "f*ck you Africa"
 
2013-01-04 09:52:39 PM
His visit to the toilet afterwards was likely as long and as painful as reading Lord of the Rings.
 
2013-01-04 09:57:00 PM

davidphogan:
Why would any restaurant serve people a dish called any kind of hole?


What about a restaurant that has a RAT as a mascot?

www.seeklogo.com
 
2013-01-04 10:06:03 PM
I was curious as to just what the full Hobbit Menu entails:

Build Your Own Hobbit Slam®: your choice of four of the following - Pumpkin Patch Pancakes (2), Bacon Strips (2), Buttermilk Biscuit, Buttermilk Pancakes (2), Eggs (2), English Muffin, Grits, Hash Browns, Oatmeal, Sausage Links (2), Slices of Toast (2), Turkey Bacon Strips (2). Fit Fare® Options: Chicken Sausage Patty (1), Egg Whites (2), Hearty Wheat Pancakes (2). Premium Items (requires additional cost): NEW! Seed Cake French Toast, NEW! Shire Sausage, Grilled Ham Slice, Seasonal Fruit (Selection may vary), Yogurt

Hobbit Hole Breakfast: Two eggs fried right into the center of grilled Cheddar bun halves. Served with two strips of bacon and crispy hash browns topped with melted shredded Cheddar cheese and bacon

Shire Sausage Skillet: a savory Shire sausage with seasoned red-skinned potatoes, sautéed mushrooms and fire-roasted peppers and onions served on a sizzling skillet. Topped with shredded Cheddar cheese and two eggs cooked the way you like.

Frodo's Pot Roast Skillet: Slow-cooked pot roast, herb-roasted carrots, celery, mushrooms and onions over broccoli and seasoned red-skinned potatoes served on a hot sizzling skillet. Topped with shredded Cheddar cheese and served with dinner bread.

The Ring Burger: A hand-pressed burger topped with Pepper Jack cheese, bacon, sautéed mushrooms and mayo on a grilled Cheddar cheese bun. Crowned with three crispy onion rings and served with lettuce, tomato, red onions, pickles and a side of wavy-cut French fries.

Gandalf's Gobble Melt: Tender sliced turkey breast and savory stuffing topped with melted Swiss cheese placed on grilled potato bread with a cranberry honey mustard spread. Served with your choice of side and gravy for dipping.

Dwarves' Turkey & Dressing Dinner: Tender sliced turkey breast, savory stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce served with your choice of two sides and dinner bread. (Senior Size Serving available.)

Lonely Mountain Treasure: Seed Cake French Toast cut into nine squares and served with a side of cream cheese icing for dipping.

Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies®: six bite-sized round red velvet Pancake Puppies® made with white chocolate chips and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with a side of cream cheese icing for dipping. (Also try our Original Pancake Puppies.®)

Bilbo's Berry Smoothie: Made with a delicious blend of raspberries, blueberries, pomegranate and nonfat yogurt

Lone-Lands Campfire Cookie Milk Shake: Our thick hand-dipped milk shake is a delicious blend of premium vanilla ice cream and s'mores cookie pieces topped with a dollop of whipped cream.

Pancake puppies?
 
2013-01-04 10:11:18 PM

Dragonflew: davidphogan:
Why would any restaurant serve people a dish called any kind of hole?

What about a restaurant that has a RAT as a mascot?

[www.seeklogo.com image 200x200]


Chuck E. Cheese is a mouse.
 
2013-01-04 10:25:02 PM

borg: Dragonflew: davidphogan:
Why would any restaurant serve people a dish called any kind of hole?

What about a restaurant that has a RAT as a mascot?

[www.seeklogo.com image 200x200]

Chuck E. Cheese is a mouse.


I don't think that makes it any better.
 
2013-01-04 10:31:30 PM
When people try to tell me that the USA isn't the greatest country in the world, I just point them to these types of articles.

USA! USA!
 
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