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(FilmDrunk)   Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Twilight fan with dead cats tattooed on her back. Yes, one of them has a monocle   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 43
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2013-01-04 03:51:08 PM  
*clicks on link*

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2013-01-04 03:55:18 PM  
FTFA: Fran took in the cats from animal shelters and cared for her poorly cats at her home in Newtown, in Powys, Mid Wales.

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2013-01-04 04:32:55 PM  
"That meant the ones I had were ones with feline AIDS so they all died. On average I lost one every two months."

Something's really off about her, and it's not just the creepy-ass tattoos.
 
2013-01-04 04:36:56 PM  
Twilight fan has bad taste?  I think the Obvious tag is more in order here.
 
2013-01-04 04:46:32 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "That meant the ones I had were ones with feline AIDS so they all died. On average I lost one every two months."

Something's really off about her, and it's not just the creepy-ass tattoos.


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2013-01-04 05:09:02 PM  

scottydoesntknow: "That meant the ones I had were ones with feline AIDS so they all died. On average I lost one every two months."

Something's really off about her, and it's not just the creepy-ass tattoos.


It's the fact that she likes Twilight.
 
2013-01-04 05:10:44 PM  
Kind of weird that a guy will be looking at cats while farking her doggy
 
2013-01-04 05:12:01 PM  
So would it be creepy if I tattooed my cat's paw prints as a memory of them?
 
2013-01-04 05:12:37 PM  
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I know she's a meme for "don't stick your dick in crazy", but damn, I would repeatedly
 
2013-01-04 05:14:59 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: scottydoesntknow: "That meant the ones I had were ones with feline AIDS so they all died. On average I lost one every two months."

Something's really off about her, and it's not just the creepy-ass tattoos.

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I was thinking:

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2013-01-04 05:15:34 PM  
Still not crazy enough. I demand someone even more crazy to hook up with and have crazyholyfarkwhatisthat sex with.
 
2013-01-04 05:15:52 PM  

demonfaerie: So would it be creepy if I tattooed my cat's paw prints as a memory of them?


I guess it depends on how many, where they are, and whether sparkly vampires enter into the equation anywhere.
 
2013-01-04 05:16:15 PM  

demonfaerie: So would it be creepy if I tattooed my cat's paw prints as a memory of them?


only if the paw prints are on your inner thigh
 
2013-01-04 05:19:03 PM  
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2013-01-04 05:20:04 PM  

demonfaerie: So would it be creepy if I tattooed my cat's paw prints as a memory of them?


nope. I have a friend who has a tattoo after her cat it is actually really cool. Unlike the crazy lady she had her cat for close to 20 years. I think it is the sheer number and the fact that she only had these cats for like 2 months and purposely wanted the dying ones and looks so happy. It is just weird city.
 
2013-01-04 05:20:23 PM  

Grapple: Still not crazy enough. I demand someone even more crazy to hook up with and have crazyholyfarkwhatisthat sex with.


I've got just the person for you:

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/You're welcome.
 
2013-01-04 05:23:49 PM  
 
2013-01-04 05:24:05 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: scottydoesntknow:Something's really off about her, and it's not just the creepy-ass tattoos.

It's the fact that she likes Twilight.


*nods in profound agreement*
 
2013-01-04 05:29:10 PM  

theorellior: demonfaerie: So would it be creepy if I tattooed my cat's paw prints as a memory of them?

I guess it depends on how many, where they are, and whether sparkly vampires enter into the equation anywhere.


Well I only have like 2 prints of my cat's paws that have died in the past few years. When I was a kid my mom decided she needed to have prints of their paws. The two cats that passed away a few years ago all made it to their late teen, and they are not named after pop culture references. I named one China, because 1. I was 4 at the time, and 2. I thought Siamese cats came from there. I was planning on having them tattooed on either my wrist or ankle or shoulder.

/Hates Twilight
 
2013-01-04 05:31:45 PM  

Grapple: demonfaerie: So would it be creepy if I tattooed my cat's paw prints as a memory of them?

only if the paw prints are on your inner thigh


I have scars to remember cats by there

/little bastards
 
2013-01-04 05:38:39 PM  
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2013-01-04 05:41:53 PM  
Her head is like an orange on a toothpick!
 
2013-01-04 05:50:02 PM  

Phil Ken Sebben: Her head is like an orange on a toothpick!


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mhd
2013-01-04 05:50:10 PM  

Brick-House: I know she's a meme for "don't stick your dick in crazy", but damn, I would repeatedly


Get in line behind all of reddit, she's basically their boxxy.

/What's Farks equivalent? The "who farted y'all" lady?
 
2013-01-04 06:05:08 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: scottydoesntknow:Something's really off about her, and it's not just the creepy-ass tattoos.

It's the fact that she likes Twilight.

*nods in profound agreement*


like so?

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2013-01-04 06:26:56 PM  

mhd: Brick-House: I know she's a meme for "don't stick your dick in crazy", but damn, I would repeatedly

Get in line behind all of reddit, she's basically their boxxy.

/What's Farks equivalent? The "who farted y'all" lady?


Fark has impossible standards, logically making their equivalent...

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2013-01-04 06:28:18 PM  
Tinky, Woody, Mr Brush, Mr Spock and Bella

All right, I've never watched the mioies, read the books, or talked to the fans, but are there really characters called "Tinky, Woody, Mr Brush and Mr Spock" in Twilight, or are they taking one not-so-uncommon name and making some kind of huge assumption? I see nowhere that it says that she is even a fan of Twilight, just making a link between the name Bella and the movie. It just seems to be the new norm: The 'Making shiat up' school of journalism. If you want her to have named her cat after the character in Twilight, then everything she does is just typical for nutty-ass Twilight fans...

Seriously, I don't get the connection, is it just because they didn't feel that the article had enough snark? Sure, she got a tattoo of her dead cats, people get dead relatives' tattoos all the time, I hope they ripped on those people, too.

Hell, I don't even care about the chick one way or the other, this is just getting annoying.
 
2013-01-04 06:41:17 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: like so?

8wayrun.com


It would be redundant if I were to post that pic in response to your comment, but... pretty much, yeah.
 
2013-01-04 06:41:49 PM  
She runs a hospice for cats. That's nice, I suppose.

How does she deal with humans?
 
2013-01-04 06:47:33 PM  
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2013-01-04 06:50:37 PM  
"That meant the ones I had were ones with feline AIDS so they all died. On average I lost one every two months."

Aside from the tattoo, it's sad to hear of a cat catching feline AIDS, especially since it's so easy for the cats to catch. By scratches or through saliva.
 
2013-01-04 07:05:16 PM  
Eh. The tattoo isn't actually bad in terms of art (especially after yesterday's ill-advised Marilyn Monroe one), and I'm pretty sure the writer is making up the Twilight angle. She's also fairly attractive by "crazy cat lady" standards, and there's a monocle involved.

2/10. Would not snark.
 
2013-01-04 07:15:35 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: like so?

8wayrun.com

It would be redundant if I were to post that pic in response to your comment, but... pretty much, yeah.


I agree, it would be redundant.

8wayrun.com
 
2013-01-04 08:00:35 PM  
She won't be single long.
 
2013-01-04 08:48:07 PM  
There are "Tramp Stamps" and there are "You Will Never Climax Doing Me Doggy-Style" stamps.
This would be the latter.
 
2013-01-04 09:09:53 PM  

DeltaPunch: [cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 615x409]


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2013-01-04 09:11:56 PM  
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2013-01-04 10:47:13 PM  
LOL. Did anyone noticed the Sailor Moon artwork behind her? I bet her Fark datability score just shot up several points.
 
2013-01-04 11:00:48 PM  
Yeah. I would.
 
2013-01-05 12:56:10 AM  

theorellior: LOL. Did anyone noticed the Sailor Moon artwork behind her? I bet her Fark datability score just shot up several points.


I'd hit it...or I would've before she got all tat'd up...
 
exi
2013-01-05 09:33:14 AM  
Video here. Link

She looks quite a bit different and she really does have a large dose of crazy cat lady personality.
 
2013-01-05 10:56:36 AM  

exi: Video here. Link


Oh. My.
 
2013-01-07 02:46:45 PM  
I couldn't handle taking in cats who are about to die it would just tear me up. Other than that I would take a shot at her.
 
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