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2013-01-04 01:04:32 PM
Thank you, Daily Fail, for your latest attempt at making idiots rage over non-issues.
 
2013-01-04 01:08:32 PM

Saborlas: Thank you, Daily Fail, for your latest attempt at making idiots rage over non-issues.


And on the wrong side of it as well.
 
2013-01-04 01:09:20 PM
I for one would like to salute our first openly bi-sexual member of Congress:
blu.stb.s-msn.com3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-04 01:13:04 PM
And I don;t give a fark what anyone else says, I declared tammy Baldwin the baddest of the bad asses ever to serve in the House.  Lost two legs in a heroic combat mission and shows up in congress with on articfical leg decorated in red, white, and  blue bunting, and the other is fricking TATTOOED.  You rock Tammy:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-04 01:18:12 PM

Magorn: And I don;t give a fark what anyone else says, I declared tammy Baldwin the baddest of the bad asses ever to serve in the House.  Lost two legs in a heroic combat mission and shows up in congress with on articfical leg decorated in red, white, and  blue bunting, and the other is fricking TATTOOED.  You rock Tammy:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]


It looks like the other one is the U.S. Army's ACU-pattern camouflage.
 
2013-01-04 01:18:35 PM
Most female senators in U.S. history - yet they want more

Greedy biatches!
 
2013-01-04 01:18:36 PM

Magorn: I for one would like to salute our first openly bi-sexual member of Congress:
[blu.stb.s-msn.com image 628x316][3.bp.blogspot.com image 460x634]


You should never elect a bi-sexual! They cant make a decision!
 
2013-01-04 01:21:22 PM

Magorn: I for one would like to salute our first openly bi-sexual member of Congress:
[blu.stb.s-msn.com image 628x316][3.bp.blogspot.com image 460x634]


I'd surely like to poll her electorate.
 
2013-01-04 01:22:18 PM

Magorn: And I don;t give a fark what anyone else says, I declared tammy Baldwin the baddest of the bad asses ever to serve in the House.  Lost two legs in a heroic combat mission and shows up in congress with on articfical leg decorated in red, white, and  blue bunting, and the other is fricking TATTOOED.  You rock Tammy:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]


That's Tammy Duckworth, not Tammy Baldwin.

And this is completely off topic, but why do prosthetics with a metal rod for a shin have little fake plastic feet on them? That's kind of a 'literally the least we can do' sort of attempt at realism, isn't it?

If you're going with red, white, and blue exposed metal, why not go whole hog and get a Terminator style leaf spring foot?
 
2013-01-04 01:24:28 PM

Jubeebee: Magorn: And I don;t give a fark what anyone else says, I declared tammy Baldwin the baddest of the bad asses ever to serve in the House.  Lost two legs in a heroic combat mission and shows up in congress with on articfical leg decorated in red, white, and  blue bunting, and the other is fricking TATTOOED.  You rock Tammy:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]

That's Tammy Duckworth, not Tammy Baldwin.

And this is completely off topic, but why do prosthetics with a metal rod for a shin have little fake plastic feet on them? That's kind of a 'literally the least we can do' sort of attempt at realism, isn't it?

If you're going with red, white, and blue exposed metal, why not go whole hog and get a Terminator style leaf spring foot?


I'd guess they're meant to be worn with pants or a skirt that would come down to the tops of the feet, but in this case, the Congresswoman said "fark it".
 
2013-01-04 01:24:34 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Magorn: I for one would like to salute our first openly bi-sexual member of Congress:
[blu.stb.s-msn.com image 628x316][3.bp.blogspot.com image 460x634]

You should never elect a bi-sexual! They cant make a decision!


Nonsense.  They're very accommodating.
 
2013-01-04 01:25:13 PM

Jubeebee: And this is completely off topic, but why do prosthetics with a metal rod for a shin have little fake plastic feet on them? That's kind of a 'literally the least we can do' sort of attempt at realism, isn't it?

If you're going with red, white, and blue exposed metal, why not go whole hog and get a Terminator style leaf spring foot?




my first guess is that they were made to be worn with pants.  The second is that she was not born that way so they made them as close to what she was use to.
 
2013-01-04 01:27:46 PM

Jubeebee: If you're going with red, white, and blue exposed metal, why not go whole hog and get a Terminator style leaf spring foot?


I assume its so that you can accessorize with the appropriate shoes as Tammy here has done.
 
2013-01-04 01:29:14 PM

Magorn: And I don;t give a fark what anyone else says, I declared tammy Baldwin the baddest of the bad asses ever to serve in the House.  Lost two legs in a heroic combat mission and shows up in congress with on articfical leg decorated in red, white, and  blue bunting, and the other is fricking TATTOOED.  You rock Tammy:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]


Speaking of, does the dipshiat she replaced now have to pay back the child support he avoided for so long?
 
2013-01-04 01:33:38 PM
So, which of these can we groom to be president someday? Duckwoth/Gabbard 2024!
 
2013-01-04 02:01:10 PM
It's almost like it's some sort of pot you melt stuff in...
 
2013-01-04 02:06:59 PM
Most female senators in U.S. history - yet they want more

farking kill yourself, Daily Mail author Lydia Warren
 
2013-01-04 02:07:36 PM
Calm down closet-dwelling GOPers. It's not the type of bisexual you're thinking of.
 
2013-01-04 02:20:55 PM
Do any newspapers in the UK even report on things that happen in the UK anymore, or is it just all US, all the time?
 
2013-01-04 02:26:04 PM

sigdiamond2000: Do any newspapers in the UK even report on things that happen in the UK anymore, or is it just all US, all the time?


There's a lot more angry white guys in the US for the Daily Mail  to rile up.
 
2013-01-04 03:23:09 PM
A bisexual, a Buddhist, a Hindu, two female combat veterans and a record 20 women senators walk into a Capital....

FTFTFA
 
2013-01-04 03:28:09 PM

Jackson Herring: Most female senators in U.S. history - yet they want more

farking kill yourself, Daily Mail author Lydia Warren


YET. THEY. WANT. MORE.

Sounds like the tagline for, like, a rip-off of Invasion of the Body Snatchers
 
2013-01-04 03:28:35 PM

Saborlas: Thank you, Daily Fail, for your latest attempt at making idiots rage over non-issues.


I'm not so sure they did it as ragebait.  I don't see anything raging.
Daily Fail and, more importantly the senators themselves, seem to be bragging about the non-issue, so that's just as bad as any hypothetical ragers, IMHO.  We get it.  You have a vagina.  Now go do your job.
 
2013-01-04 03:40:31 PM

mahuika: Jackson Herring: Most female senators in U.S. history - yet they want more

farking kill yourself, Daily Mail author Lydia Warren

YET. THEY. WANT. MORE.

Sounds like the tagline for, like, a rip-off of Invasion of the Body Snatchers


They arent the only ones either. Pimpin Joe Biden wants more wimmins too.
 
2013-01-04 03:42:42 PM

Magorn: And I don;t give a fark what anyone else says, I declared tammy Baldwin the baddest of the bad asses ever to serve in the House.  Lost two legs in a heroic combat mission and shows up in congress with on articfical leg decorated in red, white, and  blue bunting, and the other is fricking TATTOOED.  You rock Tammy:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]


I still don't understand why her opponent went after her for discussing her service. It's not as though Republicans haven't been touting their military cred for, well, basically every year until recent history.

It rightfully backfired.
 
2013-01-04 03:45:29 PM

serial_crusher: We get it. You have a vagina. Now go do your job


Where do you live in that gender doesn't have any influence and history doesn't matter?
 
2013-01-04 03:46:56 PM
Bisexuals in Congress?

It's more likely than you think.
 
2013-01-04 03:47:20 PM

mahuika: Jackson Herring: Most female senators in U.S. history - yet they want more

farking kill yourself, Daily Mail author Lydia Warren

YET. THEY. WANT. MORE.

Sounds like the tagline for, like, a rip-off of Invasion of the Body Snatchers


Invasion of the lady snatches.
 
2013-01-04 03:53:56 PM

James!: mahuika: Jackson Herring: Most female senators in U.S. history - yet they want more

farking kill yourself, Daily Mail author Lydia Warren

YET. THEY. WANT. MORE.

Sounds like the tagline for, like, a rip-off of Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Invasion of the lady snatches.


LOL!
 
2013-01-04 04:06:10 PM
Who gives a fark about whether or not a person is bisexual. The fact that something like that would even come out and be an issue says more about you trying to be an attention whore about it. I don't make it a point to let everyone know I'm straight, it doesn't farking matter. If your sexual identity is so high up on the list of things that define you as a person, then you're really shallow and need to get out a little more.
 
2013-01-04 04:09:41 PM

spman: Who gives a fark about whether or not a person is bisexual. The fact that something like that would even come out and be an issue says more about you trying to be an attention whore about it. I don't make it a point to let everyone know I'm straight, it doesn't farking matter. If your sexual identity is so high up on the list of things that define you as a person, then you're really shallow and need to get out a little more.


I'd think it was more about putting it out there before the opposition can.  It's a political campaign they're going to go through all your history.

Also, you just made a point of letting everyone in the thread know you're straight.  Does that make you an attention whore?
 
2013-01-04 04:17:29 PM

spman: Who gives a fark about whether or not a person is bisexual. The fact that something like that would even come out and be an issue says more about you trying to be an attention whore about it. I don't make it a point to let everyone know I'm straight, it doesn't farking matter. If your sexual identity is so high up on the list of things that define you as a person, then you're really shallow and need to get out a little more.


Actually lots of people care about whether or not someone is bisexual, and they're not always very nice about it. And you don't have to let everybody know that you're straight because, unless you say otherwise, people will assume you're straight. If you were in a gay bar, I'm pretty sure you'd make it a point to let everyone know your orientation.

Also, being out of the closet while running for office is pretty brave, and that's the sort of thing that should define someone as a person.
 
2013-01-04 04:22:31 PM
 If your sexual identity is so high up on the list of things that define you as a person, then you're really shallow and need to get out a little more.

is this a farking joke
 
2013-01-04 04:31:07 PM
Atheists?

Oh, wait, they voted the atheist out. All is right with the world.
 
2013-01-04 04:32:59 PM
Yet they want more. These women will stop at nothing until they control Congress, the Presidency, the Courts, everything. And then men will be rounded up into extermination camps, and all male infants will be butchered at birth, except for a few who will be sent to the sperm-milking factories. MARK. MY. WORDS.
 
2013-01-04 04:33:01 PM
Meanwhile, the House Committee Chairmen..

www.boiseweekly.com
 
2013-01-04 04:33:59 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Meanwhile, the House Committee Chairmen..


LOL, who's got the most punchable face in that lineup? Yessireebob, none other than our old friend, Paul Ryan.
 
2013-01-04 04:34:54 PM

serial_crusher: A bisexual, a Buddhist, a Hindu, two female combat veterans and a record 20 women senators walk into a Capital Capitol....

FTFTFA


FTFTFTFA
 
2013-01-04 04:34:58 PM

theorellior: Philip Francis Queeg: Meanwhile, the House Committee Chairmen..

LOL, who's got the most punchable face in that lineup? Yessireebob, none other than our old friend, Paul Ryan.


I don't know, Issa is running a close game for that title.
 
2013-01-04 04:35:45 PM

spman: I don't make it a point to let everyone know I'm straight, it doesn't farking matter. If your sexual identity is so high up on the list of things that define you as a person, then you're really shallow and need to get out a little more.


So that I understand where your arbitrary limits on declaring ones sexuality are - please answer a few questions:

Am I declaring my sexuality by putting a picture of my boyfriend on my desk?
Am I declaring my sexuality by causally stating I saw a movie with my boyfriend over the weekend?
Am I declaring my sexuality by bringing my boyfriend to a work social event?
Am I declaring my sexuality by wearing a rainbow flag?
Am I declaring my sexuality by allowing you to suck my dick in the cloak room while recording it on my phone for later posting to a gay porn site?

I look forward to the responses so I know when it is acceptable to declare my sexuality so that it doesn't offend you.
 
2013-01-04 04:35:46 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Meanwhile, the House Committee Chairmen..

[www.boiseweekly.com image 500x222]


Looks like a sex offender registry.
 
2013-01-04 04:37:38 PM

theorellior: Philip Francis Queeg: Meanwhile, the House Committee Chairmen..

LOL, who's got the most punchable face in that lineup? Yessireebob, none other than our old friend, Paul Ryan.


Nope. Either top left corner or bottom just left of the middle.

// who are we kidding? I bet they're all bottoms
 
2013-01-04 04:37:54 PM

Jackson Herring: If your sexual identity is so high up on the list of things that define you as a person, then you're really shallow and need to get out a little more.

is this a farking joke


If the fact that you're a man who likes to schtoup other men or a woman that does it with other women, is one of the defining characteristics of who you are as a person, then you clearly don't have a whole lot else going for you. It doesn't farking matter who you like to fark in bed, and no reasonable person should care or want to know, that's your own private business. It's your interests and personality that should define who you are, and those things shouldn't be dictated by your sexual orientation.
 
2013-01-04 04:37:58 PM
Integration never! Differentiation forever!
 
2013-01-04 04:38:20 PM

spman: Who gives a fark about whether or not a person is bisexual. The fact that something like that would even come out and be an issue says more about you trying to be an attention whore about it. I don't make it a point to let everyone know I'm straight, it doesn't farking matter. If your sexual identity is so high up on the list of things that define you as a person, then you're really shallow and need to get out a little more.


Totally. No one gives a shiat about sexual orientation, which is why my boyfriend and I intend to be just as outwardly affectionate as the average straight couple while out and about when we go to visit my parents in West Virginia.
 
2013-01-04 04:38:40 PM

spman: Who gives a fark about whether or not a person is bisexual. The fact that something like that would even come out and be an issue says more about you trying to be an attention whore about it. I don't make it a point to let everyone know I'm straight, it doesn't farking matter. If your sexual identity is so high up on the list of things that define you as a person, then you're really shallow and need to get out a little more.


Yeah all those shallow people being seen and going to events with their significant others. They should just force their significant others to stay at home and NEVER mention them ever.

Your an idiot. It's not like they are saying "VOTE FOR THE GAY CANDIDATE" like you are pretending. They are just not hiding their life style like everyone else does.
 
2013-01-04 04:38:50 PM

spman: Who gives a fark about whether or not a person is bisexual. The fact that something like that would even come out and be an issue says more about you trying to be an attention whore about it. I don't make it a point to let everyone know I'm straight, it doesn't farking matter. If your sexual identity is so high up on the list of things that define you as a person, then you're really shallow and need to get out a little more.


1/3 americans are less likely to vote for a candidate whose homosexual. So yes... it does make a difference?
 
2013-01-04 04:38:54 PM

spman: Jackson Herring: If your sexual identity is so high up on the list of things that define you as a person, then you're really shallow and need to get out a little more.

is this a farking joke

If the fact that you're a man who likes to schtoup other men or a woman that does it with other women, is one of the defining characteristics of who you are as a person, then you clearly don't have a whole lot else going for you. It doesn't farking matter who you like to fark in bed, and no reasonable person should care or want to know, that's your own private business. It's your interests and personality that should define who you are, and those things shouldn't be dictated by your sexual orientation.


What color is the sky in your world where the electorate doesn't care about sexual orientation?
 
2013-01-04 04:39:09 PM

spman: Jackson Herring: If your sexual identity is so high up on the list of things that define you as a person, then you're really shallow and need to get out a little more.

is this a farking joke

If the fact that you're a man who likes to schtoup other men or a woman that does it with other women, is one of the defining characteristics of who you are as a person, then you clearly don't have a whole lot else going for you. It doesn't farking matter who you like to fark in bed, and no reasonable person should care or want to know, that's your own private business. It's your interests and personality that should define who you are, and those things shouldn't be dictated by your sexual orientation.


So of course you fully support same sex marriage and the immediate repeal of DOMA, right?
 
2013-01-04 04:41:07 PM

theorellior: Philip Francis Queeg: Meanwhile, the House Committee Chairmen..

LOL, who's got the most punchable face in that lineup? Yessireebob, none other than our old friend, Paul Ryan.


That's just because his face is in the middle. I'd punch it so hard that the shockwave would reverberate outwards and affect all the other faces too.
 
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