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(610 WTVN)   Ahh...the ol' "beer made me do it" defense. Nice, very nice   (610wtvn.com) divider line 36
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2013-01-04 01:52:31 PM  
Are they writing a companion novel,  How To Get Yourself Shivved?
 
2013-01-04 02:59:05 PM  
files.shroomery.org
 
2013-01-04 03:02:33 PM  
They should sue gun manufacturers, amirite?
 
2013-01-04 03:04:03 PM  
To be fair it is Idaho. There isn't much to do here but drink and screw
 
2013-01-04 03:04:39 PM  
This defense always worked well in regards to fat chicks while I was in college.
 
2013-01-04 03:11:01 PM  
Well guess they should stop drinking then. No more toilet wine for them!
 
2013-01-04 03:11:55 PM  
Beer and twinkies kill more people than AR-15 assault rifles.


/Roight! We''l ban them instead
 
2013-01-04 03:12:46 PM  
Ah, the old "I'm not responsible for myself" defense. Who knew that excessive drinking would lead to poor life decisions.
 
2013-01-04 03:13:35 PM  
Beer Major is what all my friends call me, I'm sueing.
 
2013-01-04 03:22:24 PM  
we should ban beer and twinkies
 
2013-01-04 03:23:54 PM  
Somebody should arrest Drew before he commits a crime. It's just a matter of time.
 
2013-01-04 03:26:39 PM  

cig-mkr: "I'm not responsible for myself"


It's always this. Every farking defense where the reality of the perp is guilt, it will inevitably boil down to: IT AIN'T MAH FAULT!!!
 
2013-01-04 03:26:47 PM  
one more reason for farmers to keep lawyers on retainer.
 
2013-01-04 03:29:27 PM  

groppet: Well guess they should stop drinking then. No more toilet wine for them!


Would you like some merlot? I made it in the toilet.
 
2013-01-04 03:29:42 PM  

utsagrad123: Somebody should arrest Drew before he commits a crime. It's just a matter of time.


According to MADD everybody who's ever had a single drink and thought about a car has run over at least a dozen babies by the time they drove to work.
 
2013-01-04 03:29:58 PM  
I think that almost exactly when I go home to the wife and two kids.
 
2013-01-04 03:30:02 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: cig-mkr: "I'm not responsible for myself"

It's always this. Every farking defense where the reality of the perp is guilt, it will inevitably boil down to: IT AIN'T MAH FAULT!!!


well... that pretty much is the definition of an affirmative defense.
 
2013-01-04 03:35:21 PM  
Beer makes me do a lot of things. Today, I'm driving 10 miles out of my way to pick up a case of Stone Vertical Epic Ale that a Specs store is saving for me.
 
2013-01-04 03:40:02 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Beer makes me do a lot of things. Today, I'm driving 10 miles out of my way to pick up a case of Stone Vertical Epic Ale that a Specs store is saving for me.


Honorable endeavour
 
2013-01-04 03:40:02 PM  
I knew a few beer majors at the university. They were usually a lot of fun to hang around with.
 
2013-01-04 03:41:32 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Beer makes me do a lot of things. Today, I'm driving 10 miles out of my way to pick up a case of Stone Vertical Epic Ale that a Specs store is saving for me.


And a worthy side trip that is...
 
2013-01-04 03:46:02 PM  

pute kisses like a man: CapeFearCadaver: cig-mkr: "I'm not responsible for myself"

It's always this. Every farking defense where the reality of the perp is guilt, it will inevitably boil down to: IT AIN'T MAH FAULT!!!

well... that pretty much is the definition of an affirmative defense.


Maybe they could use the "I was too drunk to know I was drunk" defense.
Worked here in NC for quite a number of years. I think they finally shot it down.
 
2013-01-04 03:47:22 PM  
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2013-01-04 03:53:57 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: utsagrad123: Somebody should arrest Drew before he commits a crime. It's just a matter of time.

According to MADD everybody who's ever had a single drink and thought about a car has run over at least a dozen babies by the time they drove to work.


That's why I wait until I arrive at the office, to start drinking...
 
2013-01-04 04:06:04 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: utsagrad123: Somebody should arrest Drew before he commits a crime. It's just a matter of time.

According to MADD everybody who's ever had a single drink and thought about a car has run over at least a dozen babies by the time they drove to work.


I'm willing to wager significant money that there are far more responsible gun owners than there are responsible drunks
 
2013-01-04 04:09:27 PM  

gittlebass: Smeggy Smurf: utsagrad123: Somebody should arrest Drew before he commits a crime. It's just a matter of time.

According to MADD everybody who's ever had a single drink and thought about a car has run over at least a dozen babies by the time they drove to work.

I'm willing to wager significant money that there are far more responsible gun owners than there are responsible drunks


You would be right.
 
2013-01-04 04:13:08 PM  

gittlebass: Smeggy Smurf: utsagrad123: Somebody should arrest Drew before he commits a crime. It's just a matter of time.

According to MADD everybody who's ever had a single drink and thought about a car has run over at least a dozen babies by the time they drove to work.

I'm willing to wager significant money that there are far more responsible gun owners than there are responsible drunks


I'm a pretty responsible drunk.  I usually wear a condom when I take the fat chick home at the end of the night.
 
2013-01-04 04:15:57 PM  

gittlebass: Smeggy Smurf: utsagrad123: Somebody should arrest Drew before he commits a crime. It's just a matter of time.

According to MADD everybody who's ever had a single drink and thought about a car has run over at least a dozen babies by the time they drove to work.

I'm willing to wager significant money that there are far more responsible gun owners than there are responsible drunks


How would you classify drunk gun owners? Because I'm pretty sure there's a large overlap.
 
2013-01-04 04:16:47 PM  

blatz514: gittlebass: Smeggy Smurf: utsagrad123: Somebody should arrest Drew before he commits a crime. It's just a matter of time.

According to MADD everybody who's ever had a single drink and thought about a car has run over at least a dozen babies by the time they drove to work.

I'm willing to wager significant money that there are far more responsible gun owners than there are responsible drunks

I'm a pretty responsible drunk.  I usually wear a condom when I take the fat chick home at the end of the night.


you say that like some fat chick would ever get lucky enough to spread a disease
 
2013-01-04 04:19:09 PM  

gittlebass: blatz514: gittlebass: Smeggy Smurf: utsagrad123: Somebody should arrest Drew before he commits a crime. It's just a matter of time.

According to MADD everybody who's ever had a single drink and thought about a car has run over at least a dozen babies by the time they drove to work.

I'm willing to wager significant money that there are far more responsible gun owners than there are responsible drunks

I'm a pretty responsible drunk.  I usually wear a condom when I take the fat chick home at the end of the night.

you say that like some fat chick would ever get lucky enough to spread a disease


Lulz.  You win.
 
2013-01-04 04:25:19 PM  

I drunk what: we should ban beer and twinkies


Shut your whore mouth!
 
2013-01-04 04:31:46 PM  

blatz514: gittlebass: blatz514: gittlebass: Smeggy Smurf: utsagrad123: Somebody should arrest Drew before he commits a crime. It's just a matter of time.

According to MADD everybody who's ever had a single drink and thought about a car has run over at least a dozen babies by the time they drove to work.

I'm willing to wager significant money that there are far more responsible gun owners than there are responsible drunks

I'm a pretty responsible drunk.  I usually wear a condom when I take the fat chick home at the end of the night.

you say that like some fat chick would ever get lucky enough to spread a disease

Lulz.  You win.


but that's the nice thing about fat chicks....plenty of places to rest your beer
 
2013-01-04 05:45:51 PM  

gittlebass: blatz514: gittlebass: Smeggy Smurf: utsagrad123:

you say that like some fat chick would ever get lucky enough to spread a disease


Fact: The world's #1 std is kids
 
2013-01-04 05:58:24 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: To be fair it is Idaho. There isn't much to do here but drink and screw


So much this. Although, Boise and Meridian are getting bigger. More people means better things to come our way?
 
2013-01-04 06:49:55 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Smeggy Smurf: To be fair it is Idaho. There isn't much to do here but drink and screw

So much this. Although, Boise and Meridian are getting bigger. More people means better things to come our way?


I wish we'd get a destination type country dance club. The Buffalo Club is too small and Shorty's hasn't had a decent house band since forever.
 
2013-01-04 08:37:10 PM  
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
 
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