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(CNSNews)   The hollow-eyed hippie from Haight-Ashbury, Nancy Pelosi, is unhappy that the evil conservative Republicans don't want to spend endless and unlimited amounts of money expanding the federal government   (cnsnews.com) divider line 263
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2013-01-04 12:48:56 PM
Well, unless it is them spending that money. Then they don't care.

You have zero credibility, GOP, when it comes to fiscal conservatism.
 
2013-01-04 12:49:30 PM
Nancy Pelosi is from Baltimore.
 
2013-01-04 12:57:43 PM
I hate Freeper Fridays

Nadie_AZ: Well, unless it is them spending that money. Then they don't care.

You have zero credibility, GOP, when it comes to fiscal conservatism.


And This^
 
2013-01-04 12:58:35 PM
I heard that she inhales and exhales.
 
2013-01-04 01:03:15 PM
Republicans are trying to be fiscally conservative?!?

Please, allow me a moment to laugh harder.
 
2013-01-04 01:05:25 PM
At least it's a fair-minded headline.
 
2013-01-04 01:08:28 PM
Why is submitter so pants pissingly terrified of a strong, outspoken liberal woman?
 
2013-01-04 01:09:52 PM
The concept of Government expansion" through anything other than annexing or otherwise gaining more territory is a misnomer.
 
2013-01-04 01:13:06 PM

Jackson Herring: Why is submitter so pants pissingly terrified of a strong, outspoken liberal woman?


Because it forces him to confront his kink, and that's something that will destroy his reputation at church.
 
2013-01-04 01:13:52 PM

Vodka Zombie: Republicans are trying to be fiscally conservative?!?

Please, allow me a moment to laugh harder.


The Iraq War will pay for itself. Any day now.
 
2013-01-04 01:17:08 PM
They see a black man and clutch their wallet tighter.  Old habits are hard to break.
 
2013-01-04 01:17:59 PM
The party of unpaid for tax cuts, Medicare expansions and wars of choice is going to pontificate about fiscal responsibility?

Let us also never forget that the drug war, a multi-billion dollar waste, was also a GOP invention as well, and we see how well THAT is working out.

Time to sit down, shut up and let the adults do some governing, GOP.
 
2013-01-04 01:18:36 PM

Jackson Herring: Why is submitter so pants pissingly terrified of a strong, outspoken liberal woman?


an ideal conservative woman:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-04 01:18:43 PM
images1.dailykos.com

You'd be a lot more convincing, subby, if you weren't pissing on that cigarette. -Clint Eastwood.
 
2013-01-04 01:20:28 PM
This headline is terrible.  It has to be a modmitter.

You tried your best, and you failed miserably.  The moral of the story is:  never try.
 
2013-01-04 01:20:35 PM

vernonFL: Nancy Pelosi is from Baltimore.


More to the point, she's a D'Alesandro from Baltimore.

Who now lives in Marin, to complete subby's fail.
 
2013-01-04 01:21:51 PM
Trolled right in the Headline
 
2013-01-04 01:22:08 PM

Saborlas: Jackson Herring: Why is submitter so pants pissingly terrified of a strong, outspoken liberal woman?

Because it forces him to confront his kink, and that's something that will destroy his reputation at church.


Yeah, I think you've got that type "pegged" all right.
 
2013-01-04 01:25:03 PM
From TFA: "There are many members in the Republican caucus who do not believe in government," Pelosi said in an interview with NPR's Morning Edition host Steve Inskeep. "And bless their hearts, they act upon their beliefs.

What's wrong with that statement? Remember "Government is never the solution, only the problem"? "The scariest nine words, etc, etc".

We get it, you hate Pelosi. But she's not wrong there.
 
2013-01-04 01:25:52 PM
I mean seriously, this has to be one of the dumbest headlines I've read on the internet in like a week.
 
2013-01-04 01:29:34 PM
I think this sink is aesthetically pleasing but it strikes me as a bit impractical:

i.imgur.com
 
Bf+
2013-01-04 01:29:42 PM

zerkalo: Trolled right in the Headline

Jackson Herring: I mean seriously, this has to be one of the dumbest headlines I've read on the internet in like a week.

 
2013-01-04 01:30:15 PM
Here's what you have to overcome GOP - no one really believes that you're fiscally conservative. People just think you want to spend money like crazy on different things than the Democrats.

I won't hold my breath waiting for you to prove them wrong.
 
2013-01-04 01:31:10 PM
As a San Francisco native who grew up in the seventies among hollow-eyed hippies in various locations around Northern California and Oregon, I have to marvel at the right-wing fantasy that hippies want a bigger federal government. Or the even weirder idea that Nancy Pelosi, with her pearls and Armani, is a hippie.

You wrote a bad headline, smitty, and you should feel bad.
 
2013-01-04 01:31:43 PM
I would love Pelosi even if she didn't rile up the right every time her name is mentioned. Classy lady that knows how to run the House.

Yeah, I'm looking at you, Johnny Orange.
 
2013-01-04 01:33:06 PM
Nancy Pelosi was a far better speaker than the Boner is.
 
2013-01-04 01:34:12 PM
No subby, they don't want to expand the government the way the Democrats do...but they still want to spend money to expand the government on THEIR favorite things.
 
2013-01-04 01:34:23 PM

Carn: Nancy Pelosi was a far better speaker than the Boner is.


To be fair, a lobotomized squirrel would be a far better speaker than the Boner is.
 
2013-01-04 01:34:53 PM

coeyagi: [images1.dailykos.com image 475x230]
You'd be a lot more convincing, subby, if you weren't pissing on that cigarette. -Clint Eastwood.


That is ridiculous. Apparently everyone in Congress is a gun nut. I hope that shiat isn't contagious.
 
2013-01-04 01:36:13 PM

Soup4Bonnie: I would love Pelosi even if she didn't rile up the right every time her name is mentioned. Classy lady that knows how to run the House.

Yeah, I'm looking at you, Johnny Orange.


one of the most successful speakers in history. followed by one of the most feckless.
 
2013-01-04 01:36:27 PM
So says the fascist who believes a gun is the mostest bestest importantest thing in the whole wild world...

/don'tcha subby?
 
2013-01-04 01:36:52 PM

Carn: Nancy Pelosi was a far better speaker than the Boner is.


Bozo the clown would be an improvement over Orangeman.
 
2013-01-04 01:38:51 PM
FTA"They don't believe in a public role," Pelosi said. "And if you don't believe in a public role, then why do you even have to have taxes to pay for it? ... They're anti-government ideologues, and that's what the speaker has to deal with."

RTFA and was pleasantly surprised that a CNS News article quoted Pelosi, highlighting the current problem with the GOP, i.e. anti-government dumbasses.

Perhaps there's hope for the future.
 
2013-01-04 01:38:52 PM
To be fair, look at all the spending cuts have passed the House since the Republicans took over:

And when you look at them, please post them in the thread because I can't farking find any.
 
2013-01-04 01:40:24 PM

Jackson Herring: I mean seriously, this has to be one of the dumbest headlines I've read on the internet in like a week.


Oh, they will green much stupider shiat than this. The day is barely half over.

Maybe they will at least keep the troll submissions off the main page today.
 
2013-01-04 01:40:33 PM
Unless it's for outlawing abortion or questioning rape.
 
2013-01-04 01:44:01 PM

NeverDrunk23: Maybe they will at least keep the troll submissions off the main page today.


Main page can suck every dick in existence. Move the troll submissions THERE and let the main page shiatposters enjoy them.
 
2013-01-04 01:44:31 PM
If Democrats could somehow figure out how to move all social welfare spending on the auspices of the Defense Department, we'd be more socialist than Scandinavian countries in less than two years.
 
2013-01-04 01:45:47 PM
Come on guys, why all the subby hate? Skeletor isn't going to sleep with you.

/subby
 
2013-01-04 01:47:36 PM

zappaisfrank: The party of unpaid for tax cuts


Remind me again how we are paying for the new 3.6+T tax cut just enacted?
 
2013-01-04 01:47:39 PM

Silly Jesus: Come on guys, why all the subby hate? Skeletor isn't going to sleep with you.

/subby


Why are you afraid of a strong, liberal woman?
 
2013-01-04 01:48:33 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Carn: Nancy Pelosi was a far better speaker than the Boner is.

To be fair, a lobotomized squirrel would be a far better speaker than the Boner is.


True, and

hiker9999: Carn: Nancy Pelosi was a far better speaker than the Boner is.

Bozo the clown would be an improvement over Orangeman.


True!
 
2013-01-04 01:49:31 PM

Deneb81: Silly Jesus: Come on guys, why all the subby hate? Skeletor isn't going to sleep with you.

/subby

Why are you afraid of a strong, liberal woman?


Strong? She looks like she'd break in half just picking up her saturated Depends off the floor.
 
2013-01-04 01:49:36 PM
How about a LOPWWBABSOTHTJB? Guess it would be too long to print.
 
2013-01-04 01:50:44 PM

thornhill: If Democrats could somehow figure out how to move all social welfare spending on the auspices of the Defense Department, we'd be more socialist than Scandinavian countries in less than two years.


We could just enroll everyone in the military. Then we would all get government healthcare, education reimbursement, and a pension. It wouldn't even be a long piece of legislation.
 
2013-01-04 01:50:53 PM

Carn: How about a LOPWWBABSOTHTJB? Guess it would be too long to print.


That actually rolls of the tongue quite easily.
 
2013-01-04 01:51:35 PM

Jackson Herring: NeverDrunk23: Maybe they will at least keep the troll submissions off the main page today.

Main page can suck every dick in existence. Move the troll submissions THERE and let the main page shiatposters enjoy them.


Nah. I dislike having political topics main paged. Having discussion is near impossible. They become filled with non political farkers whose best understanding of politics is whatever was playing on the tv in their dentist's waiting room or what they read in a post in facebook or bumper sticker. Its basically just reaction without understanding the context.
 
2013-01-04 01:52:03 PM

thornhill: move all social welfare spending on the auspices of the Defense Department,


Wait the Defense Department isn't a government make-work program?

//Kidding
//But the Defense Department employees and army of civilians and contractors.
 
2013-01-04 01:52:35 PM
"The hollow eyed hippie from Haight Ashbury" = Shama Lama (the guy from Destroy All Humans)?
 
2013-01-04 01:53:09 PM

sprawl15: Jackson Herring: Why is submitter so pants pissingly terrified of a strong, outspoken liberal woman?

an ideal conservative woman:

[i.imgur.com image 340x281]


I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
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