Diogenes: Cutting him loose with dull plastic knives ought to be fun.
NightOwl2255: We were flying out of Reagan. There was a lady that was so hammered she could not walk three steps without falling over, once into an empty child stroller. She fell down about 10 feet from the gate and just sat there for about 10 minutes as the plane boarded. She finally stood up and stumbled to the gate, and they let her go right through. A man said something to the gate attendant about her, the gate attendant just shrugged her shoulders.
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