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(103.5 KISS FM)   Duty-free liquor + dude on a plane + sky law + duct tape =   ( divider line
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9312 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jan 2013 at 3:02 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-04 03:16:33 PM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: Cutting him loose with dull plastic knives ought to be fun.

2013-01-04 04:33:24 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-04 04:06:21 PM  
1 vote:

NightOwl2255: We were flying out of Reagan. There was a lady that was so hammered she could not walk three steps without falling over, once into an empty child stroller. She fell down about 10 feet from the gate and just sat there for about 10 minutes as the plane boarded. She finally stood up and stumbled to the gate, and they let her go right through. A man said something to the gate attendant about her, the gate attendant just shrugged her shoulders.

Hey now, I know my hair is getting a tad on the long side and my moobs more pronounced, but God damnit, I'm a dude!
2013-01-04 03:52:08 PM  
1 vote:
Sky Law. It's when I put on the "Fasten Seat Belt" sign and no one's allowed to move until we've had 10 minutes of silence. Well, I made the whole thing up, but, you know, people are stupid, so they don't question it.
And yeah he's a doorman... to the sky!
2013-01-04 03:14:19 PM  
1 vote:
Drunk, or would-be hero? IMO, he could have saved some lives.

/Let he who hasnt cast a stone yet, cast a stone
2013-01-04 03:13:31 PM  
1 vote:
News flash: There's no law above the clouds. SKY CRIIIIIIIIME!!!!
2013-01-04 03:12:48 PM  
1 vote:
DREW?!?!?! (Carey?)
2013-01-04 03:08:52 PM  
1 vote:
If you can't Duct It, FU*CK IT!
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