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(103.5 KISS FM)   Duty-free liquor + dude on a plane + sky law + duct tape =   (1035kissfm.com) divider line 81
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2013-01-04 02:37:45 PM  
Fail for letting him on in the first place.  They're generally pretty strict about that.
 
2013-01-04 03:05:09 PM  
Duty free you buy in the terminal.  He probably put it into his carry-on as everything else was already checked.
 
2013-01-04 03:06:05 PM  
You can also buy duty free on the plane. Got a liter of Remy Martin on my last flight home from overseas.
 
2013-01-04 03:06:35 PM  
I'm perfectly ok with this.
 
2013-01-04 03:06:57 PM  
If he ralfs and chokes to death, they'll have a huge lawsuit on their hands.
 
2013-01-04 03:07:30 PM  
Friday night at my house?
 
2013-01-04 03:07:59 PM  
That doesn't look like duct tape to me.

Funny though!
 
2013-01-04 03:08:52 PM  
If you can't Duct It, FU*CK IT!
 
2013-01-04 03:10:30 PM  

coroner74: If he ralfs and chokes to death, they'll have a huge lawsuit on their hands.


That was my first thought.
 
2013-01-04 03:12:48 PM  
DREW?!?!?! (Carey?)

content.clearchannel.com
 
2013-01-04 03:13:12 PM  

coroner74: If he ralfs and chokes to death, they'll have a huge lawsuit on their hands.


Perhaps. It happened on a flight in Iceland, so it depends on how sue-happy they are there.

Here's the full article from Gawker.
 
2013-01-04 03:13:31 PM  
News flash: There's no law above the clouds. SKY CRIIIIIIIIME!!!!
 
2013-01-04 03:14:01 PM  
Cutting him loose with dull plastic knives ought to be fun.
 
2013-01-04 03:14:19 PM  
Drunk, or would-be hero? IMO, he could have saved some lives.

i331.photobucket.com

/Let he who hasnt cast a stone yet, cast a stone
 
2013-01-04 03:15:05 PM  
www.octanecreative.com
 
2013-01-04 03:15:17 PM  
Details, man, I need details!! Was it some Brit tourist Lager Lout on some cut rate Brit vacation airline? Betcha it was....
 
2013-01-04 03:15:39 PM  
All hail sky law!
 
2013-01-04 03:16:31 PM  
imho they wouldn't tape his mouth unless he was firing fbombs. and i doubt you can be so farked up you can do that and choke at the same time. in other words if he was almost passed out drunk the most he could have mumbled was a few nonsense sounds. he was a angry and loud drunk.
 
2013-01-04 03:16:33 PM  

Diogenes: Cutting him loose with dull plastic knives ought to be fun.

FTFY
 
2013-01-04 03:16:49 PM  
He wasn't drunk enough, those transatlantic flights are a lot faster after six screwdrivers.
 
2013-01-04 03:16:49 PM  
content.clearchannel.com
 
2013-01-04 03:19:40 PM  
not sure why they didn't use the straight jacket that most flight crews keep on board for unruly passengers. i guess the recession hits everywhere.
 
2013-01-04 03:19:41 PM  
Duct tape: Is there anything it can't do?
 
2013-01-04 03:20:29 PM  

ChipNASA: Diogenes: Cutting him loose with dull plastic knives ought to be fun.
FTFY


*snert*
 
2013-01-04 03:20:33 PM  

coroner74: If he ralfs and chokes to death, they'll have a huge lawsuit on their hands.


came here to say this
 
2013-01-04 03:21:50 PM  
I wish you could do this to nitwits on the NYC subway.
 
2013-01-04 03:22:15 PM  
I was told there would be no math...
 
2013-01-04 03:23:02 PM  
As if I have the time to read a fact-filled seven page article. Author please!
 
2013-01-04 03:24:35 PM  
If we all have to fly like this, there will be no sky-jackings.
 
2013-01-04 03:26:49 PM  
Sky law, excellent. Let's start calling hijackers sky pirates instead too
 
2013-01-04 03:26:50 PM  
They should have given each passenger a Sharpie to draw on him.
 
2013-01-04 03:28:38 PM  
Only people I've seen so drunk they got talked to by the crew was some Irish folks. They came on having a good time and got way over served. Never seen anyone cuffed or taped though.
 
2013-01-04 03:30:47 PM  
Sky Law sounds like a badass hillbilly reality show.
 
2013-01-04 03:31:01 PM  
Sky Law?  I love that magazine!
 
2013-01-04 03:32:01 PM  
Duty free liquor rocks!

I recently came back from a trip to my homeland in the Caribbean (St Thomas, USVI).

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This is two bottles of Finlandia vodka. Purchased for $9 per bottle (normally retails for around $15-$22 for a 750ml bottle here in CA).

It wasn't until I got home, unpacked these bottles, and put one in the fridge next to my other vodka bottles, that I realized that the two bottles I bought duty free were actually 1L bottles.

I bought 2L of vodka for less than what 750ml costs me.

// also brought back run and rum creme, then had to stop because I hit the weight limit for checked bags.
 
2013-01-04 03:32:46 PM  
WillyChase : Sky law, excellent. Let's start calling hijackers sky pirates instead too

They're not pirates, they're not grabbing booty.

They're skyjackers.
 
2013-01-04 03:35:49 PM  
It's on the Internet and it contains a precise citation to sky law. Seems legit.
 
2013-01-04 03:38:00 PM  
He was just caught up in the airlines red tape.

ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-01-04 03:38:53 PM  

Fissile: Duct tape: Is there anything it can't do?


Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.
 
2013-01-04 03:41:39 PM  

Fissile: Duct tape: Is there anything it can't do?


It's like the Force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it binds the galaxy together.
 
2013-01-04 03:42:20 PM  
WTF is "sky law"?
 
2013-01-04 03:46:29 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: WTF is "sky law"?


It's like the Law of the Sea. But in the sky.
 
2013-01-04 03:51:41 PM  
Relevant Reddit thread: Link
 
2013-01-04 03:52:08 PM  
Sky Law. It's when I put on the "Fasten Seat Belt" sign and no one's allowed to move until we've had 10 minutes of silence. Well, I made the whole thing up, but, you know, people are stupid, so they don't question it.
www.glamour.com
And yeah he's a doorman... to the sky!
 
2013-01-04 03:52:12 PM  

WillyChase: Cerebral Knievel: WTF is "sky law"?

It's like the Law of the Sea. But in the sky.


It's like Brannigan's Law, which is like Brannigan's Love: hard and fast.
 
2013-01-04 03:52:52 PM  
Well. That was unexpected. http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/15xk93/glad_i_landed_safely_with_ this_lunatic/
 
2013-01-04 03:55:02 PM  
They need an airlock like in Cold Equation.
 
2013-01-04 03:57:53 PM  

starlost: imho they wouldn't tape his mouth unless he was firing fbombs.


Spitting
 
2013-01-04 03:57:55 PM  
If they had duct tape on Gilligan's Island, they could have repaired the boat.
 
2013-01-04 03:58:48 PM  

rev. dave: You can also buy duty free on the plane. Got a liter of Remy Martin on my last flight home from overseas.


A long time ago I was flying from Copenhagen to Toronto on a Super Caravelle that had to stop for gas in Iceland. On the first leg of the flight they handed out catalogues and you could order your duty-free. They picked it up in Reykjavik and delivered it to your seat during the second leg, along with a Canada Customs declaration card. A lot of people had bought more than they could bring into Canada so we all did what any good Scandinavian-Canadians would do; passed open bottles up and down the aisle. I was only 14 but I pitched in and helped. Good times, good times.

/CSB
 
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