coroner74: If he ralfs and chokes to death, they'll have a huge lawsuit on their hands.
Diogenes: Cutting him loose with dull plastic knives ought to be fun.
ChipNASA: Diogenes: Cutting him loose with dull plastic knives ought to be fun.FTFY
Fissile: Duct tape: Is there anything it can't do?
Cerebral Knievel: WTF is "sky law"?
WillyChase: Cerebral Knievel: WTF is "sky law"?It's like the Law of the Sea. But in the sky.
starlost: imho they wouldn't tape his mouth unless he was firing fbombs.
rev. dave: You can also buy duty free on the plane. Got a liter of Remy Martin on my last flight home from overseas.
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