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2013-01-04 01:09:30 PM  
www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com

My dreams about The Price is Right are more about getting "off" than "on"
 
2013-01-04 01:18:41 PM  
Your dreams about The Price Is Right can all come true. Really


mr_a:

www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com 

...an orgy with at least 4 of the people in that picture?
 
2013-01-04 01:31:10 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Your dreams about The Price Is Right can all come true. Really


mr_a:

[www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 594x445] 

...an orgy with at least 4 of the people in that picture?


I bid $1!
 
2013-01-04 01:32:00 PM  
That pregnant girl was looking pretty decent.
 
2013-01-04 01:35:42 PM  
Enough of this lame game show. I want to know how to get on Numberwang!
 
2013-01-04 01:36:58 PM  
Unless those models are willing to get naked and throw little pickles at my feet, my dreams will live to dream again.
 
2013-01-04 01:36:59 PM  
As someone who's been on The Price is Right and played PLINKO, my dreams have already come true.

/Invested the money wisely by buying a ton of kegs that summer in college.
 
2013-01-04 01:37:07 PM  

jalora: That pregnant girl was looking pretty decent.


The one in the gif? I hear she's got twins. In her bra.

They're trapped - we need to free them!
 
2013-01-04 01:37:29 PM  
"On TV, the contestants seem to fall down the aisles, propelled by gravity as much as greed."

Brilliant
 
2013-01-04 01:39:09 PM  

HailRobonia: Enough of this lame game show. I want to know how to get on Numberwang!


It helps if you do or don't have hobbies.
 
2013-01-04 01:41:59 PM  
As a teenage boy in the late 1970's, with no internet porn and with lingerie catalogs being really hot stuff in those days, TPIR models figured heavily into quite a few dreams.
 
2013-01-04 01:42:06 PM  
My dreams? So you're saying I can get turned into a Chinese finger trap by Bob Barker and Drew Carey after we all make out in the front row of a circus? Sweet!
 
2013-01-04 01:42:08 PM  
"I had one line: "They're gone," and my mother told me I was very convincing, which is an odd thing for a parent to say about a child playing a Nazi.)" I laffed.

That was a pretty nice article, I wasn't expecting it to be.
 
2013-01-04 01:42:51 PM  
Sat in the front row of the first show of Bob Barker's last season with my mom. We'd been camping out on the street since 8pm the night before. I was a little bleary-eyed by the time we finished taping, but we had a blast.
 
2013-01-04 01:44:20 PM  

8 inches: As someone who's been on The Price is Right and played PLINKO, my dreams have already come true.

/Invested the money wisely by buying a ton of kegs that summer in college.


I have never been more jealous of someone in my entire life. Plinko is awesome!
 
2013-01-04 01:45:37 PM  
BUM-bum bum-BUM .. WHAAAAHHHHHH
 
2013-01-04 01:46:04 PM  

mr_a:

www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com

My dreams about The Price is Right are more about getting "off" than "on"


Is it just me or does the girl on the far right look like she could crack walnuts with her jaw?
 
2013-01-04 01:46:08 PM  

HailRobonia: Enough of this lame game show. I want to know how to get on Numberwang!


Clearly the answer is "cursive R".

Numberwang!!!
 
2013-01-04 01:46:32 PM  
I remember this old radio I used to have that picked up CBS, and I'd listen to The Price is Right when I was stuck at home sick from school because the TV was in the living room and sick people stayed in their room.

It's weird to have pleasant memories of being hideously ill. Thanks, Bob.
 
2013-01-04 01:46:59 PM  
Aim high, America.  Aim high.
 
2013-01-04 01:47:10 PM  

dr.zaeus: HailRobonia: Enough of this lame game show. I want to know how to get on Numberwang!

Clearly the answer is "cursive R".

Numberwang!!!


Ireland is not a vegetable.
 
2013-01-04 01:47:30 PM  

HailRobonia: Enough of this lame game show. I want to know how to get on Numberwang!


I prefer the German version.
Das Ist Nümberwang!
 
2013-01-04 01:50:37 PM  
 
2013-01-04 01:51:24 PM  

ChipNASA: Not complete without contestant losing her tube top when "she come on down"
/pops like a top


Maybe a little NSFW...kinda hard to see.
 
2013-01-04 01:51:53 PM  

Amberwind: Sat in the front row of the first show of Bob Barker's last season with my mom. We'd been camping out on the street since 8pm the night before. I was a little bleary-eyed by the time we finished taping, but we had a blast.


I had a blast when it was my last season with your mom too.  Several blasts, actually.
 
2013-01-04 01:52:40 PM  

marius2:

That was a pretty nice article, I wasn't expecting it to be.


Agreed! A well-told story without attitude or irony is so difficult to find online these days...or maybe my problem is I read links almost exclusively from Fark. Anyway, I bookmarked this one for later so I can tell my lame students next semester: "Take a lesson, kids - THIS is how you tell a story."
 
2013-01-04 01:53:50 PM  
Yo da loodie, yo da loodie, yo da loodie yo.
 
2013-01-04 01:55:51 PM  
How could you guys forget Amber!!!one11!!

www.priceisright.com
 
2013-01-04 01:56:27 PM  
A group of my coworkers went on TPIR years ago they have their nametags framed in their cubes. Thats about all they got from it.
 
2013-01-04 01:56:59 PM  

miss diminutive: mr_a:

[www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 594x445]

My dreams about The Price is Right are more about getting "off" than "on"

Is it just me or does the girl

transformer on the far right look like she could crack walnuts with her his jaw?

FTFY
 
2013-01-04 01:59:59 PM  
Remember to spay and neuter your pets...
www.hotghettomess.com
 
2013-01-04 02:00:03 PM  

bdub77: miss diminutive: mr_a:

[www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 594x445]

My dreams about The Price is Right are more about getting "off" than "on"

Is it just me or does the girl transformer on the far right look like she could crack walnuts with her his jaw?

FTFY


transformer or not;  I know she/he models for Venus swimsuits.  Not to shabby at all.
 
2013-01-04 02:00:24 PM  

Amberwind: Sat in the front row of the first show of Bob Barker's last season with my mom.


Kinky
 
2013-01-04 02:03:34 PM  

dr.zaeus: HailRobonia: Enough of this lame game show. I want to know how to get on Numberwang!

Clearly the answer is "cursive R".

Numberwang!!!


Had to YouTube this since I've never heard of it. And now I know why.
 
2013-01-04 02:03:54 PM  
Kracken ze nuts Fraulein?
www.costumeimages.com
 
2013-01-04 02:05:03 PM  
Sounds like after the airfare, spreadsheets, 200 mile car trip tee shirts and time invested he could have made it at work, had those things and the trip to Barbados.
 
2013-01-04 02:05:29 PM  

Dahnkster: Remember to spay and neuter your pets...
[www.hotghettomess.com image 398x220]


blog.timesunion.com
 
2013-01-04 02:08:41 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-04 02:09:36 PM  
It's my guilty secret that I've always wanted to be a contestant on TPIR. My folks always told me that my first words were "Come on down!", shouted at the TV when the show came on. I know it's sappy, but I always wanted to tell that story to Bob Barker.

/Yeah, I know that's crazy. So?
 
2013-01-04 02:15:32 PM  
friend of a friend

Link
 
2013-01-04 02:17:56 PM  

mr_a: [www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 594x445]

My dreams about The Price is Right are more about getting "off" than "on"


What is with far right girl's face? Looks like some sort of locomotive/cow catcher.

/That was a cool read.
 
2013-01-04 02:20:10 PM  
Sorry, Subby, but that would involve Doc Brown's DeLorean, Holly Hallstrom and some alone time together, so I'm thinking the odds are pretty slim.
 
2013-01-04 02:21:23 PM  
Been there, done that. Won a car.


/Seriously, I won a car on the Price Is Right.
 
2013-01-04 02:21:40 PM  
I was on there years ago, 1992
Bob Barker is funnier than you'd expect...warming up the audience before the show.

And the guy next to me, won EVERYTHING.

2 cars
1 boat
1 trip
Furniture
Cash and more...

His wife was saying, "but we live in Wisconsin...how are we going to get everything home???"

/sell a farkin' car...friggin' ONE seat away from being picked.
 
2013-01-04 02:23:38 PM  
The supposed appeal of game shows is the contestants being regular people through whom the viewer can vicariously experience the game. In the particular case of TPiR, it's supposed to be people who just walked off the street. If shows are going to be dominated by "professional contestants" who do a ton of homework ahead of time, there's less difference with competitively auditioned and cast "reality" game shows.
 
2013-01-04 02:24:40 PM  
PHASE 3: Convince my brother-in-law in San Diego, who knows actually how to make spreadsheets, to make those spreadsheets.

Wait wait wait wait. Wait.

You can harmonize all those statisticals but you can't use Excel?
 
2013-01-04 02:25:22 PM  

apotheosis27: friend of a friend

Link


"420 Bob"

Seriously Fark, you need to check this out.

apotheosis27  - what's his fark handle.

/lmmfao
 
2013-01-04 02:26:17 PM  
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Old news. This guy used research and memory skills to do this over four years ago.

http://www.esquire.com/features/impossible/price-is-right-perfect-bid - 0810

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2013-01-04 02:26:19 PM  

y0sh1: Been there, done that. Won a car.


/Seriously, I won a car on the Price Is Right.


pretty cool!! congrats. when were you on? do you have a vid clip of you winning?
 
2013-01-04 02:31:54 PM  
I have a recurring nightmare where I make it to contestants row but don't make it on to the stage. It's strangely devastating every time. I'm not sure what it means but I'm pretty sure I need a therapist.
 
2013-01-04 02:33:03 PM  

miss diminutive: mr_a:

[www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 594x445]

My dreams about The Price is Right are more about getting "off" than "on"

Is it just me or does the girl on the far right look like she could crack walnuts with her jaw?


That or cut glass with her chin.
 
2013-01-04 02:35:57 PM  

Freakin Rican: y0sh1: Been there, done that. Won a car.


/Seriously, I won a car on the Price Is Right.

pretty cool!! congrats. when were you on? do you have a vid clip of you winning?


I do actually.

Me on the Price is Right
 
2013-01-04 02:37:45 PM  
That article was a fun read. Thanks, Subby.
 
2013-01-04 02:42:02 PM  

ChipNASA: apotheosis27: friend of a friend

Link

"420 Bob"

Seriously Fark, you need to check this out.

apotheosis27  - what's his fark handle.

/lmmfao


I don't have access to YouTube at work, but I am assuming this is the guy who bid 420 on everything? I believe that was once on Fark.
 
2013-01-04 02:50:34 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Sorry, Subby, but that would involve Doc Brown's DeLorean, Holly Hallstrom and some alone time together, so I'm thinking the odds are pretty slim.

Oh yes indeedy:

www.tpirmodels.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-04 02:53:33 PM  
my girlfriend came trickling off the stage with those handbags, two camcorders, an iPad, an acrylic box full of $2,444 in cash, and a dishwasher that's perfect for New York City rental apartments (she passed on the car)

What was the game? Temptation?
 
2013-01-04 02:57:06 PM  

show me: ChipNASA: apotheosis27: friend of a friend

Link

"420 Bob"

Seriously Fark, you need to check this out.

apotheosis27  - what's his fark handle.

/lmmfao

I don't have access to YouTube at work, but I am assuming this is the guy who bid 420 on everything? I believe that was once on Fark.


Pretty much and he look about as zonked out of his mind as possible.
 
2013-01-04 03:02:06 PM  
That was an excellent read. Very good writing.
 
2013-01-04 03:08:56 PM  
kelevra23.files.wordpress.com
oblig
 
2013-01-04 03:16:12 PM  
I really do have dreams of getting on The Price is Right, it's high up on that bucket list of mine. Unfortunately living in Connecticut means I'm not going to get a whole lot of opportunities. I figure the next time I go out to Las Vegas I'll take a stab at it, but I assume they're taping schedule probably runs from late August through early May like most other shows that go on a summer hiatus, so I'd have to book a trip sometime in the Fall to do it. I highly doubt the show is going anywhere, so I'm sure I have plenty of time, but if say tomorrow they suddenly announced that TPIR is being cancelled, I'd probably book the first flight out to LA tomorrow just so I wouldn't regret not doing it.
 
2013-01-04 03:18:19 PM  
Getting a kick as my brother in law won both showcases when he was on.
 
2013-01-04 03:22:47 PM  
This was a well written and amusing story. A little long though. Especially since, in the end, he didn't make it on. His girlie did.

It would have been a much more amusing article if he had written it from his girlie's point of view.
 
2013-01-04 03:28:44 PM  
I recently saw a commercial for TLC at my grandmother's, and it consisted of this Honey Boo Boo thing riding a wrecking ball into each shot and yelling something. That was the first time I had ever seen Honey Boo Boo on tv, and completely justifying why I don't have cable, even though I can get it for free. The most annoying commercial I had ever seen. Seriously? Some fat little troll riding a wrecking ball into every shot is SUPPOSED to get me to watch that channel?
 
2013-01-04 03:29:42 PM  
CSB: For a long time, one of my goals was to go on TPIR (when Bob Barker was hosting), get to Contestant's Row, win a prize and get to play the Cliffhanger game for a 14 piece dinette set or some such. When it came time to guess the price of the first item, like some $20 blender, I'd look at Bob (we'd be friends by this point, so I could call him Bob) and say, with all the seriousness I could muster, "837 dollars." Bob would ask me if I really meant that, and I would say, "You heard me, Bob. Make him climb." Then the ya-de-yoo-de-ya music would start, followed by the Wilhelm scream and the sad trombone, and I would dance a jig the whole time.

It's not like I was giving up a chance at a car or anything. Cliffhanger's main prize always sucked.
 
2013-01-04 03:31:33 PM  

spman: I really do have dreams of getting on The Price is Right, it's high up on that bucket list of mine. Unfortunately living in Connecticut means I'm not going to get a whole lot of opportunities. I figure the next time I go out to Las Vegas I'll take a stab at it, but I assume they're taping schedule probably runs from late August through early May like most other shows that go on a summer hiatus, so I'd have to book a trip sometime in the Fall to do it. I highly doubt the show is going anywhere, so I'm sure I have plenty of time, but if say tomorrow they suddenly announced that TPIR is being cancelled, I'd probably book the first flight out to LA tomorrow just so I wouldn't regret not doing it.


No, actually, they tape pretty much all year round, unless it's a year the FIFA World Cup is being played for, in which case Drew Carey takes 6 weeks off. It's a 3 day week, with like two shows taped per day.
 
2013-01-04 03:34:35 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: No, actually, they tape pretty much all year round, unless it's a year the FIFA World Cup is being played for, in which case Drew Carey takes 6 weeks off. It's a 3 day week, with like two shows taped per day.


Why do they tape 6 shows a week?  I assume they only air 5.
 
2013-01-04 03:36:23 PM  

downstairs: FirstNationalBastard: No, actually, they tape pretty much all year round, unless it's a year the FIFA World Cup is being played for, in which case Drew Carey takes 6 weeks off. It's a 3 day week, with like two shows taped per day.

Why do they tape 6 shows a week?  I assume they only air 5.


One of the 6 shows is and "After Dark/Adults Only" episode which is pay-per-view.
 
2013-01-04 03:37:52 PM  

downstairs: FirstNationalBastard: No, actually, they tape pretty much all year round, unless it's a year the FIFA World Cup is being played for, in which case Drew Carey takes 6 weeks off. It's a 3 day week, with like two shows taped per day.

Why do they tape 6 shows a week?  I assume they only air 5.


It's about taping the required number of episodes for the season, I'd guess. The episodes don't exactly air in the order shows were taped. It's not like five shows taped in a week will be aired on five consecutive days most of the time. There's usually no need for continuity.

Now, for theme weeks or Christmas week or something like that, yeah, the shows are aired in order. Other than that...

Hell, the big season premier week is usually taped around two months into the tapings for a new season.
 
2013-01-04 03:38:59 PM  

HailRobonia: downstairs: FirstNationalBastard: No, actually, they tape pretty much all year round, unless it's a year the FIFA World Cup is being played for, in which case Drew Carey takes 6 weeks off. It's a 3 day week, with like two shows taped per day.

Why do they tape 6 shows a week?  I assume they only air 5.

One of the 6 shows is and "After Dark/Adults Only" episode which is pay-per-view.


Hole In One (or Two) is played with the models for those episodes.
 
2013-01-04 03:40:56 PM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: CSB: For a long time, one of my goals was to go on TPIR (when Bob Barker was hosting), get to Contestant's Row, win a prize and get to play the Cliffhanger game for a 14 piece dinette set or some such. When it came time to guess the price of the first item, like some $20 blender, I'd look at Bob (we'd be friends by this point, so I could call him Bob) and say, with all the seriousness I could muster, "837 dollars." Bob would ask me if I really meant that, and I would say, "You heard me, Bob. Make him climb." Then the ya-de-yoo-de-ya music would start, followed by the Wilhelm scream and the sad trombone, and I would dance a jig the whole time.

It's not like I was giving up a chance at a car or anything. Cliffhanger's main prize always sucked.


FARKINGLOOOOOOOOOOL
 
2013-01-04 03:41:58 PM  

y0sh1: Freakin Rican: y0sh1: Been there, done that. Won a car.


/Seriously, I won a car on the Price Is Right.

pretty cool!! congrats. when were you on? do you have a vid clip of you winning?

I do actually.

Me on the Price is Right


did you get to tag Lindsey?
 
2013-01-04 03:45:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: spman: I really do have dreams of getting on The Price is Right, it's high up on that bucket list of mine. Unfortunately living in Connecticut means I'm not going to get a whole lot of opportunities. I figure the next time I go out to Las Vegas I'll take a stab at it, but I assume they're taping schedule probably runs from late August through early May like most other shows that go on a summer hiatus, so I'd have to book a trip sometime in the Fall to do it. I highly doubt the show is going anywhere, so I'm sure I have plenty of time, but if say tomorrow they suddenly announced that TPIR is being cancelled, I'd probably book the first flight out to LA tomorrow just so I wouldn't regret not doing it.

No, actually, they tape pretty much all year round, unless it's a year the FIFA World Cup is being played for, in which case Drew Carey takes 6 weeks off. It's a 3 day week, with like two shows taped per day.


Well then that's fantastic. I'm planning a trip to Vegas in June, so maybe I'll get my chance :-)
 
2013-01-04 03:52:56 PM  

y0sh1: Freakin Rican: y0sh1: Been there, done that. Won a car.


/Seriously, I won a car on the Price Is Right.

pretty cool!! congrats. when were you on? do you have a vid clip of you winning?

I do actually.

Me on the Price is Right


That took me to my facebook home page...
 
2013-01-04 03:54:27 PM  

show me: ChipNASA: apotheosis27: friend of a friend

Link

"420 Bob"

Seriously Fark, you need to check this out.

apotheosis27  - what's his fark handle.

/lmmfao

I don't have access to YouTube at work, but I am assuming this is the guy who bid 420 on everything? I believe that was once on Fark.


I think I saw a girl do it too.

I facepalmed... Damn fools making stoners look bad...
 
2013-01-04 03:56:46 PM  

swangoatman: y0sh1: Freakin Rican: y0sh1: Been there, done that. Won a car.


/Seriously, I won a car on the Price Is Right.

pretty cool!! congrats. when were you on? do you have a vid clip of you winning?

I do actually.

Me on the Price is Right

did you get to tag Lindsey?


Unfortunately, no. I wish I could have.
 
2013-01-04 04:15:38 PM  

y0sh1: swangoatman: y0sh1: Freakin Rican: y0sh1: Been there, done that. Won a car.


/Seriously, I won a car on the Price Is Right.

pretty cool!! congrats. when were you on? do you have a vid clip of you winning?

I do actually.

Me on the Price is Right

did you get to tag Lindsey?

Unfortunately, no. I wish I could have.


awesome
what kind of car did you win?
 
2013-01-04 05:02:09 PM  
That read like the most optimistic retelling of King's original 'The Running Man' you could ever find in an alternate universe. Weirdly charming read.
 
2013-01-04 06:15:29 PM  
That article could have been half the length if he would cut out the filler.
 
2013-01-04 06:15:30 PM  
Everything that was said in the article was true. If it is on your bucket list it is really easy to get on! Do it now before life and responsibilities hold you back.

/Was on the show last year
//Didn't get called :(
///Being in the audience was awesome though!
 
2013-01-04 06:35:13 PM  
Your dream of paying the farking taxes on the winnings can be true too.
 
2013-01-04 06:37:04 PM  
Did I detect sarcasm when he stated he needed to delete Castle from his DVR. I sure hope I did.
 
2013-01-04 07:00:40 PM  

GBmanNC: I have a recurring nightmare where I make it to contestants row but don't make it on to the stage. It's strangely devastating every time. I'm not sure what it means but I'm pretty sure I need a therapist.


I had a recurring nightmare all through junior high/high school/university that I died and found out things are a little different. If you're too good a person to go to hell but not good enough to go to heaven they make you play Plinko to see where you go (with one chip). Every farking time it'd bounce off the very last peg and land on hell. Shame too, heaven was full of naked Price is Right girls with wings. :( I still have that damn dream sometimes.
 
2013-01-04 07:03:27 PM  

mr_a: [www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 594x445]

My dreams about The Price is Right are more about getting "off" than "on"


Hey has anyone pointed out that something's off with the chick on the far right's jaw yet?
 
2013-01-04 07:05:44 PM  
I remember being in college and my college roommate was in the dorm "pit" where the TV lounge was located. He was up front, a 6'4" thin pasty white guy. TPIR comes on per usual and they call down some fat black lady with huge bazongas. Of course in character the gal comes bundling down the aisle, all wild and excited, her enormous breasts flailing with her arms flapping. My roommate quips, "ooh wee I'se gonna win me some prizes!!" in a ghetto black lady voice. Well, unbeknownst to him, sitting in the back row of the pit was our football team's starting running back, Jeff. Jeff is normally a very reserved, quiet guy who does not get into trouble. My roommate turns around and sees Jeff and immediately freaks out and apologizes all over himself for the racial overtones of his outburst. Jeff didn't kill him at that time. I think he did get my roommate back later though.

/CSB
 
2013-01-04 08:18:00 PM  
I thought this article was going to be about the Price is Right girls running a "massage parlor".
Alas, the headline is a lie.
 
2013-01-04 08:53:11 PM  

vice_magnet: I remember being in college and my college roommate was in the dorm "pit" where the TV lounge was located. He was up front, a 6'4" thin pasty white guy. TPIR comes on per usual and they call down some fat black lady with huge bazongas. Of course in character the gal comes bundling down the aisle, all wild and excited, her enormous breasts flailing with her arms flapping. My roommate quips, "ooh wee I'se gonna win me some prizes!!" in a ghetto black lady voice. Well, unbeknownst to him, sitting in the back row of the pit was our football team's starting running back, Jeff. Jeff is normally a very reserved, quiet guy who does not get into trouble. My roommate turns around and sees Jeff and immediately freaks out and apologizes all over himself for the racial overtones of his outburst. Jeff didn't kill him at that time. I think he did get my roommate back later though.

/CSB


It's not fair that white people can't tell black jokes in America. Everyone rags on my ethnicity.

/ love Chris Rock's "black people and nyggas" bit
 
2013-01-04 10:38:43 PM  

blatz514: How could you guys forget Amber!!!one11!!

[www.priceisright.com image 642x352]


Good: She used to be a cheerleader. Bad: For the Seattle Trollhawks.

/49ers fan. Still mad about that 40-burger they dropped on us.
//I'd still hit it.
 
2013-01-04 11:17:39 PM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: CSB: For a long time, one of my goals was to go on TPIR (when Bob Barker was hosting), get to Contestant's Row, win a prize and get to play the Cliffhanger game for a 14 piece dinette set or some such. When it came time to guess the price of the first item, like some $20 blender, I'd look at Bob (we'd be friends by this point, so I could call him Bob) and say, with all the seriousness I could muster, "837 dollars." Bob would ask me if I really meant that, and I would say, "You heard me, Bob. Make him climb." Then the ya-de-yoo-de-ya music would start, followed by the Wilhelm scream and the sad trombone, and I would dance a jig the whole time.

It's not like I was giving up a chance at a car or anything. Cliffhanger's main prize always sucked.


This is the funniest thing I have ever read on Fark. I just woke up my kids.
 
2013-01-05 01:27:54 AM  
Funny thing is - my dream about the Price is Right is that the show would be cancelled and Drew would go back to doing comedy. I really liked the Drew Carey show.
 
2013-01-05 01:52:15 AM  

ChipNASA: Not complete without contestant losing her tube top when "she come on down"
/pops like a top


Let's not forget this one either.

Link

Kinda NSFW.
 
2013-01-05 07:59:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Your dreams about The Price Is Right can all come true. Really


mr_a:

[www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 594x445]
...an orgy with at least 4 of the people in that picture?


2 guys and 2 girls sounds like a weird orgy

especially with the 2 guys getting gay on each other
 
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