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(KPTV Portland)   Man dies climbing abroad. This is why short people shouldn't date tall people   (kptv.com) divider line 8
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7307 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jan 2013 at 4:36 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-04 08:25:13 PM  
3 votes:

Mark Ratner: I'm 6'11" and my wife is 3'4" so I'm getting a kick....


Not in the balls,for sure.
2013-01-04 07:22:30 PM  
2 votes:
My wife is short. My job in life is to get things off high shelves and open jars.
2013-01-04 11:29:43 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-04 11:12:01 PM  
1 votes:

Mark Ratner: Oldiron_79: Ive only dated 1girl that is taller than I am. Of course im 6'2" so its not like there are many of them

Why did you dump her? Because she has a penis?


Nah. That one was your mom
2013-01-04 08:01:48 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Ive only dated 1girl that is taller than I am. Of course im 6'2" so its not like there are many of them


Why did you dump her? Because she has a penis?
2013-01-04 06:14:56 PM  
1 votes:
I'm 6'11" and my wife is 3'4" so I'm getting a kick....
2013-01-04 04:48:06 PM  
1 votes:
That's a huge biatch
2013-01-04 01:30:03 PM  
1 votes:
Subby should know, it was his momma.
 
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